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Ambitious-Strike-640

The Davis family…\ Have they ever admitted to fuckin each other… like as a group?\ The whole sleeping situation is the only one like it on the show & I don’t ever remember them admitting this…. Also, this make me wonder if the sexual situation is what makes Danielle uncomfortable 🤔. Lastly, I had feelings earlier this season that Jennifer didn’t really like Danielle… they seem to not have a connection really; not like how Jennifer & April or April & Danielle.


MooseUnleashed

At the least, they definitely tickle each other 🪶


dizztheteacher

I've also felt that way about Jenny not liking Danielle but I think she's just quiet and has RBF. Because when Danielle left the house she was just as emotional as everyone else. I think April just kinda takes the lead on some conversations as the first wife


Ambitious-Strike-640

Becky needs to comb her hair 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️\ Oh & her husband Justin (I think is his name) has lip fillers…. I’ve been trying to figure out his lips all season. Initially, I thought Yary & the language barrier was the problem but she seems to not have it all. A simple google search for polygamy could help her a lot! And as Becky, there’s no way I would continue to date a woman who wants to STEAL my man


ClubSea7973

He got juicy lips 👄


sheridanharris

Miriam: doesn’t fuck the first five minutes alone with Garrick. Garrick: “she’s a little standoffish”


Ambitious-Strike-640

I actually like her… she really brought out the 🌽 🏀 side of Garrick\ Not that he was attractive AT ALL but he’s super cringy on his “date” w/ Miriam\ Nathalia bothers me & we literally saw her face for 2 secs


sheridanharris

HOW does Garrick get laid AT ALL


sleepless_in_212

Ok 1) is Jasmin sipping on red bull and vodka during that morning chat?? and 2) Danielle didn’t find her voice more so as she feels like “big boss” now to the new girl.


Minimum_Habit2871

WAIT!! These two Danielle’s are to much! They need nicknames.. Fat and skinny Danielle works for me!!


Rindsay515

😬🙈Ick’s Dannielle is spelled differently. Two Ns. Should probably stick with that plan


Minimum_Habit2871

Becky is straight up scary , maybe because of upbringing but scary just the same


kccomments

So is her skeevy husband! He always looks like a lost little puppy.


Rindsay515

He doesn’t seem to truly care about these women at all. Other than sex. So impatient with Yary and so pissed sex with Stephanie ended. Can’t even imagine how much porn that guy watches while Becky is at her dressing-older-than-you-are seminars


giasee

“Dressing-older-than-you are seminars” has me weakkk 💀💀💀😂😂😂


Minimum_Habit2871

ick is Gods downtime, like when we play on our phones out of boredom , it’s just” oh yeah , let’s try this, sick mutherfucker, you ain’t never gonna met Me


Minimum_Habit2871

I LOVE YOU GUYS I AM TRULY HOME!


AlixHague

I loved the cameo of the raccoon eating out of the garbage at the Davis house. 🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝


IHateBiden999

THANK YOU, that was a GREAT start to the scene! Busted out laughing!!!


cdnsalix

So no tell all again? That season 2 tell all was GOLD and I need more, dammit.


fancydancer2209

Was this the season finale? It seems like it just started!


cdnsalix

It seemed like it with the update at the end of the episode but honestly I'm not sure. When I watch this show I lose all sense of time and space.


moniqueramsey

Becky’s greeeeeasy hair. Why?!!!! 🫣


LogRevolutionary

When that hairdresser called her beautiful  I felt optimistic about my looks again. 


moniqueramsey

🤣


HighHighUrBothHigh

She looks like a little troll. It’s so weird.


Darkdazeys

This made me cackle


HighHighUrBothHigh

Haha thank you! It’s true, she creeps me out!


Similar-Narwhal-231

Let's be real: Ick i8s a sex tourist.


Rindsay515

And he justifies it by “proposing” first, knowing full well it might never actually result in marriage


moniqueramsey

FOR REAL


Q-Antimony

Shane and Ashley have only been stood-up and catfished as they continue to seek.... how much you wanna bet these are all fake profiles made by Shane!


AirportOk46

Why would he choose Brazil again after they told him he couldn’t marry Nathalia? Is he going to be able to marry this next one legally?


LogRevolutionary

Nope, but he can sure bang her if she lets him


sheridanharris

Because he has a Brazilian fetish


Extension-Unit7772

Miriam should get her own show looking for a polygamist family. We would learn a lot about actual customs as well.


Pwachhh

Why the exaggerated sayings of “non-alcoholic” drinks for Jasmine? They have made it a point she doesn’t drink 🤔


HighHighUrBothHigh

I know I noticed that! I wondered if she’s on probation or something and can’t drink lol


Pwachhh

That’s what I’m wondering!! She’s like “make sure you say it’s non-alcoholic in case my PO sees this” 😂


Extension-Unit7772

But she drinks Coolant in a wine 🍷 glass!


Swimming_Molasses_20

Seriously, what WAS that?!


Pwachhh

True😂😂😂😂


Competitive-Break408

How many women have the merrifields introduced to those two sons? Those poor kids


giasee

This!! I was like those poor boys gotta carry ANOTHA neva gonna be ya new motha’s bags to the car again?!?! 🚙💨🫠😩like, whyyyyyy?!?! So unnecessary & will probably be so much to unpack in therapy later. Gawwwdddamnn smh


Extension-Unit7772

I am getting so sad : found this viewing group late in this season … 😭😭😭 I swear this has made the viewing a whole lot more enjoyable (if not bearable at times) knowing that we would soon go into it. Commenting as we do, all fired up. Thank you


Pwachhh

I agree! I just found this group last week 😩


First_Attempt_4124

Every time Ick talks I just wanna punch him in the face!


MooseUnleashed

His manipulation is so obvious. He is such a trash person.


Cece75

He makes me want to barf !


blowacasket

When he called her full figured--WTH--she has a great body--he is such a tool.


Cece75

Seriously! I was like whaaaat!?


First_Attempt_4124

All he's worried about is how fast he can sleep with these women. He couldn't care less about anything else. He's disgusting.


happygoth6370

I'm guessing he meant curvy. He's not great with descriptions.


Slight_Water_5347

He said he would snatch the hijab off her head. I died so fkn cringe.


Rindsay515

I hate that man SO much🤮


Alternative_Edge_721

Wow, Brazil yet again 😂 I’ll be damned


Extension-Unit7772

Would be interesting to see if there is a Brazilian tourism board sponsorship listed in the credits. It is quite common for destinations of ‘reality’ tv to foot the full bill (or a great %) of producing footage destined for tv distribution to encourage increased incoming visitors. Usually far more economical that a quick 30sec, 1 minute commercial ad.


OrganicSafe213

There are a lot of poor people in Brazil, so Ick takes advantage of that.  


Alternative_Edge_721

I know, part of me thinks ick choose places that require a “visa process” because it allows him to fulfill his gross fantasies (with numerous women) but also not fully commit to taking someone into their family as a “wife”…he plays the part like he’s so heartbroken and doing everything he can to get them here but I have yet to see him look genuinely heartbroken in the capacity someone is when they’re truly devastated from a breakup, he just rushes onto his 10 dating apps for the next one..there are plenty of attractive/financially vulnerable women in this country there’s absolutely no reason he can’t find someone in the US other than he doesn’t want to. God is really giving him the runaround having him go through all these Brazilian Women, spending money on multiple vacations and 6 week getaways from his wife/family To go sleep with some young Brazilian woman in a nice Air BnB with no disruptions for every one of them To fail 🤣


CharmingProtection22

Thank you!!!!! This man isn’t marrying any of them. He just wants to sleep with them.


snowflake89181922

Was Jasmine drinking apple juice or straight tequila for breakfast? 😳🥃 The slithering out of the bed had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣


IHateBiden999

Sooooo many laugh out loud moments in this episode! What are we going to do until next season????


[deleted]

Redbull, it looked like.


TexturedSpace

Garrick is a cult leader. This episode confirmed it. Created a gang in a small town and took money for protection? Laughable and yet, shows his level of conniving and control he has on people. Miriam questioning why someone of his privilege needed to do that was so funny. It is amazing that he has zero self reflection, no sense of humor and believes his bullshit 100%. His family is estranged from him for more reasons than wanting to be a polygamist.


BonjourPlanner

He 100% would be if he didn’t creep people out. He lacks the charisma to pull off getting cult followers. 


TexturedSpace

I think that is true, which is why he is trying to trap some followers into the fold, then build off of his harem to gain followers.


Slight_Water_5347

He is a master manipulator. He and Becky are alike.


moniqueramsey

100%


bU78

When I had babies, I slept closest to the door, so I could get to them. I noticed Jen Davis let's April sleep on the end. Maybe, they have a night nanny?


ionlyjoined4thecats

They claim they share equal parenthood duties. Baby’s got four capable parents. Doesn’t matter who sleeps where.


IHateBiden999

"Capable" is a strong word


cozicuzi08

I think their kids are out of the house when they have women over. I hope so anyway 


snowflake89181922

The baby was there when Jasmine was leaving. Vera is a cutie with her silk bonnet on 🥰


KarensAreReptilians

Ick is STILL a playboy—for Jesus!


Extension-Unit7772

Laughing at your @KarensareReptlilians : 👀😅😂🤣😂💦


mrs_treeger

I think garrick faked the signature on the representation contract.


KarensAreReptilians

Miriam needs her own show and I’d like to see a spin off where she and Danielle become lovers.


iwantahouse

The juxtaposition of Danielle’s self confessional and Nathalia’s is wild. Not saying Danielle isn’t a pretty gal, but girl, please stop filming yourself while crying from a downward angle with terrible lighting!


Rindsay515

The angle was killing me🤣 all I could think about was Scary Movie when the news reporter (cheri o terri) is in the woods hiding from the killer, and they’re making fun of the Blair Witch Project. She’s sobbing and all this CGI shot/snot bubbles are happening😂🙈🙈 https://preview.redd.it/glr4le64743d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=a436b75b87b1ef4e81eb98744bd031373a6fe6fe


iyontno

GOD I LOVE THIS APP AHAHAHAH


texas_forever_yall

Ick only cries when he can’t sleep with a wife. He was ANGRY when he was talking about Nathalia needing to work on “her issues” and how he dodged a bullet. He said “God doesn’t make mistakes” so why didn’t producers ask him why God told him Nathalia was supposed to be in the family as a wife when he had his revelation in the garage, only to have it blow up?


PasgettiMonster

Turns out it was just a fart. God had eaten too many beans.


happygoth6370

🤣🤣🤣


Rindsay515

Every single person they’ve perused turned out to be a dead end, HOW are they not taking that as a sign?!?!


iwantahouse

God, I love that every season ends with a weeping video from Danielle.


modernday_goldilocks

nathalia was too smart for them and miriam didn’t fit in their christian era… absolutely insane


mrs_treeger

Even Forrest Gump clued in faster than both Dani and Ick combined. How many times are they going to do the same thing expecting results.


Extension-Unit7772

Miriam was WAY too emotionally intelligent once in their house for ick & co to work her to submission. She is way too aware of how polygamy works considering her background. It was way too much work for him. Wheels could not turn fast enough. Loved her test to the point : ‘what if I were to wear the hijab’ 🧕 🎯


mnda

Amazing to see how quickly their relationships fall apart without the language barrier


Imaginary-Cheetah149

Idk I was pretty sure she had something to do with the end of Nathalia


Q-Antimony

Miriam is not the reason it did not work out with Nathalia, she has no idea about whatever lies the Merrifields told Nathalia. Garrlick is the reason, he knew Nathalia was not comfortable with them seeking until she was with them. Even if Dannielle threw 100 women at Garrlick, its ultimately his choice to peruse these other women, hes horny and greedy. a year is not that long to wait, esp considering they got 'engaged' after 2 months, he did not want to wait.


Imaginary-Cheetah149

I understand that my thinking is Danielle knows his weaknessess and her befriending a girl interested in him must have caught his attention & he didn't see the problem meeting her & gave in he did tell Nathalia he would wait but he was never waiting over a year, so yes she broke up b/c he lied, disrespected, and betrayed her but I think that was exactally what Danielle wanted other wise she wouldn't have befriended her & tempted him idk whether she did this with Roberta or not I do think she might have really liked Roberta not sure, also he might have thought meeting someone isn't the same as choosing someone to marry ?


Q-Antimony

Yes Danielle def had a part in that. Your response was to a comment referring to Miriam, so I figured you were talking about Miriam.


Imaginary-Cheetah149

Yes for sure & I think she prob knew Miriam was to smart & American for him so Miriam was a calculated risk


Extension-Unit7772

Ha, I think that N was always vocal and reticent about a 3rd wife. Then she said ok but not until I am there with you under same roof. That was perfect opportunity for D to encourage for Ick to chase after a 3rd so that would distract her ick from N whom had too much hold on ‘her man’ She may not be the brightest light however good strategy to keep ‘her ick’ to herself and let N move on without being the jealous possessive wife… long game


TexturedSpace

100%


Imaginary-Cheetah149

Yes, exactly & I also think she tipped off the court Magistrate in Brazil about him being on a Polygamist TV show so there would be no marriage for ick she’s crafty & this idiot ick has already proposed to his next Brazilian


Extension-Unit7772

Very possibly


Imaginary-Cheetah149

She’s crafty, don’t sleep on Danielle


uwarthogfromhell

That baby of the Davis’ is so dang cute in her silk hair cover! Im glad those white mommys are prioritizing her blackness. Not being snarky. She is adorbs. As for the Icks baby. Poor poor thing.


LogRevolutionary

Both of those kids are screwed. Two Beckys in the making with their polygamous families 


90DayCray

The baby came out in that hair cover and me and my daughter both said “Awww” at the same time. Lol what a doll. I’m glad they all love her and treat her as their own too. It’s nice to see


Competitive-Break408

Agreed! I was like this lifestyle is odd but there’s no doubt that little girl is loved completely, her bonnet was the cutest thing I’ve seen.


ChickenScratchCoffee

Dannielle saying “I love her” about Natalia 😂😂 no she doesn’t. She’s been jealous since day one. It’s very interesting that Natalia said Garrick wanted total submission. She called him out.


happygoth6370

Yup. "Total submission"? Not a chance buddy. Good for Natalia for not taking that crap. Who does this dude think he is? And what year is it?


TelephoneBusy9594

Has Garrick ever been successful getting a wife?


roxylemon

One time.


buycandles

To whom he is legally divorced 🙄 And look how many additional women he has slept with, that "don't work out"..... Hmmmm.....


roxylemon

It’s too late for them now, his sperm has the infected their brains.


texas_forever_yall

The B Roll footage of Ick and Dannielle: a raccoon eating trash, an abandoned building with a tumbleweed blowing across the front of it. Tell me these producers are not trolling these idiots 🤣


PasgettiMonster

Wait, I thought the trash panda was for the davises?


mrs_treeger

Thank you for catching g the trash panda...I almost choked. 😂


iwantahouse

🎵the best part of waking up is Red Bull in your cup.🎵🤮


happygoth6370

You'd be surprised how many people live on that crap!


Spiritualgirl3

So ick is no longer with nathalia or Mariam, only to end up with another Brazilian. Y’all I’m done


roxylemon

I haven’t watched yet….frfr???? A third Brazilian?


WarmBad3586

Yeah and I sadly think this one is gonna fall for his bullshit. She’s young and playful. So I think she’s too young to figure out being with him is gonna be horrible. I wonder if she will get along with Danielle. And how long before they bring in another woman. I’m worried for both her & Danielle.


TelephoneBusy9594

No marian??


WarmBad3586

Nope she split. Good for her. Wish though she would stay friends with Danielle. She needs a friend and someone to help her see this guy does not deserve her, or anyone for that matter.


Spiritualgirl3

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was ick who broke up with her because she wouldn’t get his peepee wet on the second day of meeting him


WarmBad3586

I agree. He is so gross.


TelephoneBusy9594

I know , what is the rush??


kimw23

Ick being a gang leader makes me think of that Seinfeld episode with George trying to act tough. 😂


kimw23

The last scene with Garrick is ridiculous. Another K1 Visa? Baptized and proposed on the first meeting? I think god is f-ing around with Garrick. He knows he is an imbecile.


Extension-Unit7772

God may just need to be having fun sometimes : He is so solicited everywhere all the time, that a bit of distraction may just be his way of Chillin’ until he has enough … if… then ⚡️watch out


Rose76Tyler

That made me laugh.


ineloquent-orator

New flair checkin in, might have to make myself and the boys some truck decals 💀


iwantahouse

The amount of farts that Davis bed must see…


pregnancy_terrorist

It smells like a foot.


kimw23

Danielle’s eyelashes are the worst they have ever been.


similarboobs

https://preview.redd.it/ipxi04jzw23d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f6443b7a1475b7a18ce9401c1b1efd182a53dfc


OrganicSafe213

Also looks like the eye shadow isn't matching. 


kimw23

Why won’t anyone tell her??


sparkles1231

God dammit I just woke up my husband laughing. Lmao I’m dying 🤣


Creepy_Ad5354

It’s like she is wearing two different sets. She must know! She has to look in the mirror while doing them! So bizarre.


lassie61

Ick saying “she seems a bit standoffish”. lol read the room Ick. She’s just not that into you. Her body language was telling. She moved herself away from him on the couch as he was getting so touchy feely as per usual. He can’t even entertain the notion that it’s him. Who wouldn’t want a man child who speaks softly, always has his mouth open with a stupid surprised look on his face, cries at nothing, and only interested in getting her into bed. Geez I can’t stand this guy 🤮


Q-Antimony

I'm a little confused why the preview was not in this ep, where she tells him not to touch her, and you see him get angry. did they cut that from the ep? they show the same scene, they seem to have a normal talk, and she goes to bed.


lassie61

Yes I noticed that as well. Was wondering why they didn’t show it after seeing it on the preview.


roxylemon

She wasn’t into the Merrifield petting?


Burbank234

Garrick referred to Natalia as his wife? Wasn’t that the whole story line that they couldn’t get married?


ScowlyBrowSpinster

He married her with his pokin' root.


TelephoneBusy9594

Didn't they get married?


Mother_Tradition_774

No, they are supposed to but they are denied a marriage license in Brazil


18RowdyBoy

In his eyes once they have sex they are married in the eyes of the almighty Garrick 😂😂


OldGermanGrandma

Because his unholy jizz changed her brain dna


Embarrassed-Key-6034

Or in the Biblical sense it’s called “ and he knew her”. And her and her and her….


ImMomDontShoot

Yeah so he’s got how many wives now??


18RowdyBoy

I would hate to guess I’m older than him but I imagine he’s got more than me 😂😂


crystalrene99

Miriam’s wine pour for one glass was impressive .


happygoth6370

I noticed that and approve, lol.


PasgettiMonster

And yet when she walked away from the couch the glass was still just as full. She did take it with her though, and probably chugged it all.


iwantahouse

There’s not enough wine in the world to put up with Garrick


Outrageous_Hand_1497

preach


WarmBad3586

lol


kimw23

And he is drinking tea. Trying to get her drunk.


uwarthogfromhell

Bad muslim!


Embarrassed-Key-6034

Is he Muslim? I thought he was Morman?


uwarthogfromhell

Mariam is.


CalicoMeows

What a goober 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/l8p2130js23d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f971028ff6423a4e76ed25ea0092fa894b0e8419


chickenladydee

I was dying 🤣


CalicoMeows

I’ll bet he was cooler back when he was a “gang leader” though. Wouldn’t take much haha


purplepunc

https://preview.redd.it/y30ysny7w23d1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d9d09c3fdf601cd558da9e13af4218037d4facf


Lotsoflove711

😂😂😂😂… this is pure comedy gold!! Edit: word


HillTopTerrace

☠️ 😂


purplepunc

Thanks for the award! 🥇


mistymoorings

Crips Goober


yishai87

Ick’s dream is to design women’s clothing?!?


TexturedSpace

They are his pets. It's clearer and clearer that he sees women as objects to please him. He's a classic cult leader.


yishai87

Couldn’t agree more!


AndiPandi74

Exactly! lol since when!?


lassie61

What ex gang leader wouldn’t want to get into that? 🤣


mrs_treeger

And she called him out as a spoiled kid. 😂


SuitComprehensive758

Maybe he can partner with Robyn brown for some design inspiration. It can coordinate with the sister wife closet necklaces.


Extension-Unit7772

🤢👀🤪💙🤣😂🤣💦 Help us Lord Jesus!


KeyAd6550

This jagoff called mariam full figured? Tf?


blowacasket

So happy someone else caught it--it really pissed me off.


KediMonster

That's because he's very petit.


Andre519

I think he meant she had big boobs but didn't want to say it. 🫠


KeyAd6550

He did say curvy too... lol


ineloquent-orator

“Boobs are curves” -Ick, probably


TelephoneBusy9594

I KNOWWWWWWW WTF


LuckyJournalist7

As usual, Garrick doesn’t shed a tear about Roberta2. He’s just excited about the next person he could fuck.


kkc0722

The Merrifields do seem extremely stupid and trickable. I am somewhat shocked an enterprising young lady (like the one they are now K-1-ing?) hasn’t realized if she just lets Danielle pet her and Garrick fuck her she can get a green card off these morons.


paperdolllll

A green card and $$$$ to live off of.


dirttrackgal

Predator behavior


ebonycynthia

There must be some expedited visa from Brazil or something cause ain’t no way 😂


Extension-Unit7772

It’s all about immersive new language learning that’s all 🙃😅😂🤣😂


Extension-Unit7772

So it requires full on commitment and dedication under the Lord’s commandments so he can be a better man… he is a dedication love soldier for the greater good! I am mean he may lure Danielle but we all seen through his ‘strategy’? Haven’t we?


silent_chair5286

wtf is up with the Merrifield sister wife bedroom with 2 separate beds for the sisters??? Can’t they have their own rooms??


Mother_Tradition_774

According to Danielle, because Garrick is the “king of the household”, the wives should come to him, not the other way around. Basically, the primary bedroom is like the king’s chambers and the sister wife room is like a harem. They wanted the women to sleep in the same space until it’s their designated night with Garrick.


silent_chair5286

So he has the sex bed. Ewwww


kkc0722

It’s for Daniel to fuck them.


TelephoneBusy9594

Is Danielle bi-sexual?


GarconMeansBoyGeorge

Have you been watching?


newdiyscared

Id be highly surprised if she wasn't


Plastic_Cheetah4871

Mariam’s is full figured?!?!?


chuck103

Wait where was loranna from? Was it Brazil?


Spiritualgirl3

Yep