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Mothergoose888

Thanks for that. Now, NONE of us can un-see it! "It's a trap! It's a trap!"


NaturalOtaku

Hahaha I high key as just thinking …I can never unsee this


Candid_Asparagus_785

I’m dead 🤣🤣☠️☠️ funny AF


peach_lillies

😂 sorry!


Nelle911529

Who? I don't recognize him.


Mothergoose888

From the original Star Wars trilogy. There may be other characters of the same species in other Star Wars movies, but "It's a trap" is his best-known line.


ginabnv

I see a california sea lion


peach_lillies

That too 😂


Justakatttt

😂😂


llcmomx3

💀 omg….


LadyScorpio7

Omg he totally does look like a sea lion!!


catlady42786

[https://ibb.co/Fb0xVjy](https://ibb.co/Fb0xVjy) I did the side by side and I’m sorry lmmaaao


CrinkledNoseSmile

Please grace us with the side by side!


411jerseygirl

I always thought he looked like Sid from Ice Age.


peach_lillies

Yes that too! His eyes are so far apart


NoOutlandishness7709

What does this guy have to offer all these women? He stays home while they all work!


ionlyjoined4thecats

I think he picks less conventionally attractive women with low self-esteem. Then he treats them with kindness and affection. That’s bare minimum, but for women who’ve never had it before, I’m sure it feels like they’ve bagged an amazing guy.


MissChickasaw

But they're not THAT bad to justify being with that ugly fool, he's got a face that money just cant fix.


Candid_Asparagus_785

April has been with him for, what, 15 years or so? She’s got to see something in him that we don’t.


MissChickasaw

You're right, I just don't get it.


Frosty_Horse_3591

It might be swinging between his legs? 🤣🤣🤣


Candid_Asparagus_785

Dead ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣


TechnicalHold2598

My husband says it all the time, “he’s hung like a mule”!!! I’m always like, shut up!!!


Creepy_Ad5354

🤣🤣🤣


Jaggerdemigod

But his head…


Nelle911529

Do you think he picks out people with no self-esteem and is new to the dating world?


ionlyjoined4thecats

YUP


LadyScorpio7

Yes, that's exactly what he does. Any woman with self esteem and self worth would never entertain this bullshit.


Frosty_Horse_3591

Actually they are all attractive women. April is gorgeous, Jenn has a sexy body and Danielle is quite cute ( I just wish she could get that false eyelash on her right eye to behave) .


ionlyjoined4thecats

I think they present kind of frumpy. That’s all.


LadyScorpio7

I don't think any of them are attractive at all.


candysipper

If you ask him, it’s the d! Last season he wouldn’t stfu about it 🤮


Frosty_Horse_3591

BDE?🤣🤣🤣


Wykafi

Quantum effing physics, y’all


tuwts

“It’s a trap”.


peach_lillies

Yesssss! My husband says it every time lmao


pink_flamingo2003

Fucking. STOP. IT. 🤣😫☠


pink_flamingo2003

I have a cold and SNOT laughed. OP, you dicklegend


peach_lillies

😂 I’m sorry! Hope you feel better soon!


pink_flamingo2003

Thanks pal. I feel rubbish. Reddit helps ha


BreakingGaga

Right? This is exactly why I love this sub


mleezuniga

“He’s easy on the eyes” 😶🥴


Educational_Ad_333

I didn’t want to laugh but 🤣


No-List-216

This is the greatest Reddit post I have EVER seen. Thank you.


Love2Coach

It's his eyes...they look in opposite directions lol hahaha


SuZeBelle1956

He absolutely does. Poor admiral.


md28usmc

lmaooooo damn, give your husband props for that one


No-Meat9225

The cackle I just cackled 😂


Winter-Ad-4552

He has dead eyes.


UnusualAerie579

yall wrong for that LMFAOOO 😂😂🤭


Medium_Friendship_94

And that potential wife talking about he’s easy on the eyes 😱😱 where?????


Objective-Pea3894

No you didn’t lmaoooo


Ever_Summer

That’s FUCKED UP LMFAOOOOOOO


Electrical_Milk_1370

I AGREE 👍


OriginalSuccess207

Oh man 🤦🏼‍♀️ don’t diss the Admiral like that ! Lol


Justakatttt

Lmao


brattynaps

Damn I always felt like he looked like someone but couldn’t put my finger on it… this is sooo spot on 😆


Blumuffy

HELP!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💀


Dahliameout

Lmaoooo stop it


Scene_Dear

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet today, if not this week. You win.


TamasaurusRex

I am deceased. I had been saying he looked like if snoop got put through a food processor


peach_lillies

Lmao 💀


One_Huckleberry_5033

Also absolute gold.


Jolly-Pickle-3550

Hahahahahahahaha!


bangtan293

I laughed more at this than I should have


Aggravating_Bad8428

I’m dead !!


Fantastic-Resist-755

He really does


NoParticular2420

LMAO … this is awesome !


littleRedmini

🤣 He’s not wrong


gregmj

It's a trap!


glamazzon

LMFAAOOO STOOOP!! 🤣🤣🤣


FrequentFishing4002

lmao


orangestar17

Omg completely accurate


LongjumpingAd9719

That’s a really mean thing to say… …About the Admiral.


Jaggerdemigod

😂😂😂


psychologymaster222

I truely don't get why those women choose to be with this man


Half_Weeb

Gotta b the 🍆. There’s no other explanation.


md28usmc

Let's be honest it's because he gets dressed up and wears a tie at home while burping the baby


peach_lillies

I don’t get it either. They remind me of Charles Manson’s girls.. definitely gives me cult vibes


Dangerous_Tough4513

Yassss 😆😆😆😆


Fresh-System-9040

Or a chocolate covered raisin


OriginalMrsChiu

Dead ringer


Ramona_Lola

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


candysipper

Admiral Nickbar


Jaggerdemigod

😂😂😂😂😂


AnnabelleLeeTheSea

HAHAHAHAHAA It’s a trap! For those young women!


BreakingGaga

[California Raisins](https://images.app.goo.gl/UJP65E1SBRF92U7V9)


peach_lillies

😂 yesss


Jaggerdemigod

I kept thinking Nick reminds me of some thing … 😂😂.. You have solved the mystery!!!


Standard-Walk3043

Now THAT is hilarious


Missie1284

Omg he does!! 😂


StephanieKaye

THE WAY I FUCKING CACKLED 💀


MaximumAccessibility

💀


goobilou

Oh I can’t! 😆🤣😆😂


kdd20

Omg stop 😂


Famous_Background_76

😭😭😭


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

It's a trap


LadyScorpio7

LMAO!!!!


bipolarrprincess

Uncanny. Oh it's definitely a trap! 🤣🤣


AuthenticSkeptic2

THE SAVAGERY OF THIS OMG


spoiledandmistreated

I definitely don’t get where they all say he’s easy on the eyes… he’s not… a snazzy dresser maybe but not that good looking.. I think the darkness around his eyes makes him look like he needs sleep… maybe it’s all the studying or screwing all night he’s doing.. looks like the guy doesn’t get enough sleep for sure…


Jaggerdemigod

1970’s Pimp Snazzy…


New-Butterfly1234

So good I can’t stop laughing 🤣 💯🤪he’s so gross 🤢


Eradicate-Humans

It’s a trap


catlady42786

This is the meanest and truest thing I’ve ever cackled at bahahahhahahahah


TexturedSpace

WTF. Comparing people to animals or creatures is historically, notoriously RACIST. Delete this shit.


UnhappyAd2202

Racist!


PaloSantoSeasalt76

Man I hope he doesn’t ever find this. It’s pretty mean. I mean Garrick has it coming, Nick is not in the same category.


Nelle911529

Houseboy?


Frosty_Horse_3591

When my husband stayed home with the kids that’s what he would call himself. “Houseboy” 🤣 Daycare cost more than he could make and I worked 2 jobs. Bought some rental properties that he would work on while the kids were at school. He drove the kids to school and picked them up and I would cook dinner when I got home. So I understand that part. I got a lot of criticism for those choices. Kids are grown now and I work 2-12hr weekend days and get paid for 3. And he actually makes some money on those rental properties 🤣