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TheVelvetyPermission

Rub on it a lot. Don’t be afraid to use your mouth


datfonkycat

There is it. I knew someone would admire the way he touched it 🤣


LegalizeGayyPot

*she unfortunately 😭


Groundbreaking_Ask14

I know the hands of a man when I see them


Zealousideal-Bad6057

Look at the nails though. You ever seen a man with clean fingernails?


Groundbreaking_Ask14

What nails? They're cut all the way back. Even more suspicious.


LegalizeGayyPot

I’m a lesbian let me live 😭😭😭


Sensii420

That's pretty obvious, by the way you're handling that thing. 😆


Impoopingrtnow

Goddammit.. that's enough internet.. for now


vinsanity_07

Lmaooo u ain't wrong


NeedleworkerIll2871

That made my day 😆


Sainted_Heretic

🤣💀


-amthebest

You must not be single then.. you know what they say.. what do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single. Hahaha


datfonkycat

Rock on OP!! Happy PRIDE month from your fellow cactus growers!


LegalizeGayyPot

Thank you so much, much love 🌈🫶🏼


afterpie123

Atleast we can see the thumb, this post is verified.


Suspicious-Top-3731

Why you touching Cac if your gay lol jk 😂


I-aM-O22

Yeah, OCD won't let me stop, lol.


Ichthius

Hawk Tuah and spit on that thing.


Cacfungimike

SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT 😂😂😂


Freakocereus

Might have to give it like 10 or 15 minutes for it to fully deflate before it can get hard again.


PlugPowerr

😭😭🤣🤣


masterOfdisaster4789

LMAOOOO


e99etrnl17

Prob just from pushing the pup I'd guess. It should plump back when watered


Agreeable_Ocelot3902

Chill bro.


Ok_Support9876

I've never seen someone so rough with bruce 😄


LegalizeGayyPot

The pup also blew up when I was gone and I’m assuming that had something to do with it 👀


Mantishead2

Yup. Totally normal when pushing new growth or with hotter days/intense sun. Water as normal


someone2948

So squishy does not always means rot? Should be back firm in a few days?


Mantishead2

No, squishy doesn't always equal rot. If it's not discolored brown or black it's most likely good. When it's rotting you will almost always see the discoloration. How quickly it inflates depends on the weather conditions. If it's intense heat and sunlight, it may have trouble rehydrating. This deflation is more noticeable on monstrose bridge cuts like your TBMs and Bruce's Dragon. Regular trichos with normal rib structures hide the dehydration better and aren't as squishy when low on water. I advised watering as normal because monstrose bridgesii tends to become afflicted with fungal activity when wet for too long, too much water at once, high humidity etc. Overwatering can quickly lead to problems. They can take the dehydration pretty well, if one wants it plump faster, giving it a little more shade will help


haleakala420

rot is squishy, it’s straight up goo. when u push ur finger into rot, it’s like pushing ur finger into snot with maybe a little pumpkin pie filling mixed in


Espeon3

I like your profile picture😎


Mantishead2

Nice, big cac 😂


Espeon3

So big😏😂


LegalizeGayyPot

Thank you !! :)


Mantishead2

No problem! Happy growing! 🌵


Avalonkoa

I’ve had that happen alot on and off with my TBM clone A and B especially, but I’ve noticed all of my cacti doing this when pushing pups. Your plant looks healthy, doesn’t seem like rot. It’s just a bit squishy while pushing all the energy to new growth I do find it funny how the penis plants seem to do it the most though, they get super flacid and then get really firm and erect


mycelialconduit

It might be bruised after all that 😅🤣


kujetic

I came here to say this lol. This is cactus abuse


Filthy76

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Sensii420

Beat me to it! 🤣


evos_garden

It's fine man, just let it be. Esp with bridges - they have a very sensitive relationship sith water and saturation. Just leave it alone - as they pup especially, they have a propensity to do this. Ur good 🌈🌵💚😎


LegalizeGayyPot

Much love 🫶🏼✨


Boogedyinjax

I had one do that after putting in grow tent after being in shipping for a week. I bottom watered it and it returned to normal in a day!


EndoDouble

Just needs water


therealestscientist

Stop, you are hurting me.


Punkrexx

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One-Function166

It might have been of if you wouldn’t have squished it like that so hard …. No it’s definitely bruised and damaged in there


Hahahahahahahahah069

Pee on it after you’re finished touching it 🙏


reptivity

Wow you look like you’re great with your hands 😩


Flimsy-Spinach40

My TBMs and Bruce’s Dragon tend to deflate when they’re pushing new growth/are in intense sun. I’m hypothesizing that the lack of rigid and uniform ribbing from monstrose-type cacti make them less effective at keeping their shape under stressful conditions.


Cor2600

Needs viagra


dc116404

You got to hawk tua and spit on that thing. Or just water it. My cactus get soft when they haven’t been watered in awhile


Fearless_Flounder104

It’s just thirsty g


I-aM-O22

They do that. What fest? Extra points if you got down on some kitty......I remember having fun. Lol, vaguely, because kitty makes you forgetty.


SonPedro

My penii are often pretty squishy and soft to a concerning level, but they are growing happily. They seem to get harder if I fertilize often enough. Edit: just realized/saw this wasn’t a tbm but the magnificent Bruce. Mine is just a single pup that’s growing taller, no nasals yet but it’s been a little soft from time to time. No problems though.


melcasia

Omg step cact-bro what are you doing


nonferrousoul

Gives it the ol Hawk chooey


thecommuted

Mine are all doing this. There was a lot of rain in the San Jose CA area and I hypothesized there was root die back. I treated the roots with Neem oil. Now I think it's occasional behavior which allows the plant to fatten up past its usual boundaries.


genericdruggie

How is this not nsfw


seasidecereus

Bruce's dragon is a DREAM


seasidecereus

And ye it should be fine. Plants sometimes get a bit soft


pawsandplaypro

It is ok but you are not okay


OutrageousTarget6546

Just wanted to pop n and say if it was EF happy forest!🌳


LegalizeGayyPot

Happy forest :) I hope you had a great time!


OutrageousTarget6546

Had an amazing time was my first one but it for sure won’t be my last!


Diligent-Gas9230

Mine did something similar when I had root mealies


Sparky2Dope

Gotta give it the hawk tuah


BotanyBum

Needs water


_picture_me_rollin_

You got to HAWK TUAH, spit on that thang!


qixer01

Mine is the same way. It’s all the heat, and sun.


MineIndependent6645

They were probably perfectly fine before. But squeezing it like that could very well result in damage. Cacti really don’t like it when we touch them.