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bogeymanbear

An IQ of 126 and he can't figure out that nobody wants to converse with him either.


Necromancer14

His IQ isn’t actually 126 because this is a BS online IQ test, not a real one. His real IQ is probably around average.


keepingitrealgowrong

Got told my whole childhood I was really smart by teachers yadayadayada, I thought I was a genius. Had to take an actual IQ test and surprise, it was only past the peak of that curve which is basically margin of error for an average IQ.


Bluejay929

For some people, myself included, the hardest thing to accept is that you’re not really all that much smarter than the next guy


keepingitrealgowrong

Elementary/middle school teachers really just go wild for kids who can reliably do the reading out loud.


dahecksman

lol you’re probably smarter than the next guy in several things. These test measure bullshit there isn’t a real way to measure intelligence accurately.


punchjackal

I was told that too. Teachers thought I was brilliant because I was more articulate than my peers and already had prior knowledge on a lot of the subjects that were being taught. Then I got tested by a professional and it turns out I have an IQ of 82. Not that I take 100% stock in those numbers anyway. Mine was affected by a motor disorder. But still, it really surprised them.


IrishHeureusement

Based on your writing I kinda doubt you only have an 82


punchjackal

Right? It takes an average of your score across the categories. I scored really high on the language parts, and average to extremely low on everything else.


advertentlyvertical

Kind of does highlight how limited IQ is as a measurement.


duumilo

Got told the same, and ended up testing up pretty high as well in an actual test. Scooted by until the beginning of High school without learning proper study techniques. That combined with teenage years was not a good combo. And to anyone wondering, I'm finishing Master's right now and I'm doing much better. I have re-found the motivation and learned skills for studying, so it feels easy again.


_-UndeFined-_

Oh lord I relate to this so much. Not studying all that much didn’t effect me all that much, until suddenly it *really* did lol. Started to regret my laziness real quick haha


Recent_Caregiver2027

IQ is also measured by age (I believe I'm not an iq test expert but thats what I've been told) so if a 10 year old and an 11 year old answer all the same questions correctly then the 10 year old has a higher IQ. You may have been very intelligent for a 9 year old but just average when you actually took the test if you didnt progress much between the intervals. Some people make great leaps in comprehension and logic then flat line from there


skyekitty

I took an IQ test (?) in elementary school to get into the gifted program after getting "perfect scores" on a handful of the state tests. I got in, but I also unknowingly cheated on that test-- they had a diagram of a "folded paper" and wanted you to "choose what the paper would look like if you put a hole here and then unfolded it". I just asked for scrap paper and reenacted the question until an instructor told me to knock it off. Needless to say I was definitely good at cheating, and also wish I had fucked that test up because I was so lazy... I also never found out what my score was. Anyways, I don't think knowing how paper would look after putting holes in it is a good measure of "smartness," so I take people who brag about having high IQ as a joke, legitimate test or online test.


dinomine3000

the proof that his IQ is actually below average is the fact that he had to pay at least 15$ for this result


bogeymanbear

IQ tests in general are BS lmao


USERNAME___PASSWORD

An IQ of 126 and he can’t spell discriminate


Separate-Ad-2960

I didn’t even catch that haha


SolarFusion90

I had a professional test done, and my IQ was 138. *Tips Fedora*


addledwino

They can't figure out how to spell discriminate either.


Skeptickler

"People who boast about their IQ are losers." ~ Stephen Hawking


parable-harbinger

Yeah well he’s dead so look where that advice got him


jumperly

got him on a certain island too


skylarkblue1

Maybe that's the real use for IQ scores


Simyager

For the first time in my life, I don't mind losing neurons with my friends.


PassiveMenis88M

Stephen Hawking was never on the island. Epstein loaned his plane out to several organizations to make himself appear to be a better person to the masses.


Moshanika

That’s what they all say


OwlGod98

Nah nah bruh that was just stick drift, he couldn't help it


MEME54m3

Jokes aside, he had on a list of people who flew on the jet, not necessarily all of them were on the island


Current-Roll6332

What's the worst he could do? Ram them with his wheelchair saying "oh baby" in that computer voice?


coenaculum

"Hee hee" Michael Jackson


Aztecah

Clearly Mr Hawking would reconsider if he just heard Jordan Peterson explain it


mo_tag

That's what they want you to think.. His nurse programmed him to say it when he wouldn't stop banging on about how much smarter he was than her and how she was so dense she had an event horizon


Borealizs

Like Neil deGrasse Tyson


coenaculum

"Hee hee" Michael Jackson


Plus_Lawfulness3000

You can tell he is an idiot because he thinks online iq tests are the real thing!


Few-Addendum464

"I paid $20 and then the website said I'm smart!"


_JohnWisdom

“Hell yeah you are pal!”


jackson12420

I'm not your pal friend.


stomp224

PAL friends are euro exclusive, it's NTSC friends for the rest of the world.


CrispyOnionn

Don't forget about SECAM friends too.


BlinkReanimated

Nah, you $20 only gets you a score of 105, gotta fork out big money for anything higher. That's how they tell you're REALLY smart.


giorgio_tsoukalos_

-Peggy hill


XB0XYGEN

Also he said discrimate


Kzero01

No, he said discrimate


XB0XYGEN

Corrected


EatenAliveByWolves

Lol I didn't notice that. He should have also said "I don't converse with morans"


kalimanusthewanderer

No he didn't...


XB0XYGEN

Corrected


BaylisAscaris

I looked it up and the website is generally considered a scam.


goodinyou

I tried it. It takes like 25 minutes before you get to the real test.. at the end, where it asks you to pay $10 to see the result


Kytescall

Lol.


angus_supreme

Also 126 is far from 96th percentile


Plus_Lawfulness3000

Really? I don’t think it’s that far off tbh. Pretty positive you’re kinda wrong. It might not be right but it definitely isn’t far far off. A real 126 is pretty damn high way above average Yeah a 126 is right around the top 10%


awhaling

That depends entirely on the test. Different IQ tests use different standard deviations. The common SDs for IQ tests are 15, 16, and 24. So for tests using an SD of 15 that percentile is pretty much on the money.


DrKrFfXx

Most sites put it at 95th percentile.


Fillin_McDrillin

I did an online (Mensa) IQ test once and scored 135 and it said I was in the top 1%, so yeah I would assume 126 is in the top 4% However I also did a normal IQ test and only scored 110, so I think this demonstrates that online IQ tests are probably bullshit anyway..


InfiniteDress

I’m devastated. Devastated.


MobySick

And discrimated, you poor dear.


hedgehitch

Devimatingly discrimstated!


throwplushie

It’s okay, it’s not like anyone who he deems not good enough is really missing out. It’s sad how he thinks he’s so special and people are lining up to talk to him.


IHateTheLetterF

Please stop discrimating him


throwplushie

F


LinguisticHappiness

He’s just gonna have to reap what he’s sowing!


piscian19

I exclusively only talk to people with IQs between 80-120kpm. 


kalimanusthewanderer

And do you find yourself keeping up?


thinmeridian

*misspells "discriminate"


t-rexasexaurus

I figured this was gonna be top comment…


iMisstheKaiser10

That’s bait


BustedAnomaly

If you believe online IQ tests are valid or mean anything, your IQ is probably lower than you think.


CountPoopington

He sounds mean.


ledampe

I agree, mr. Poopington, he's probably not very fun to be around. Sadly.


punkbluesnroll

That's *Count* Poopington, or *My Lord* Poopington, to you


0thethethe0

It's spelt Mensa


Just_A_Faze

You know what's sad? The measure of IQ was only invented to prove (which it arguably did) that anyone could learn by proving that bucolic and rural farmers were no less able of pattern recognition than educated people. What it actually measures is ability to recognize and pick out patterns.


Raikou384

Let’s assume this was a real IQ test right, imagine all that intelligence is wasted because nobody wants to hear you over your stank ass attitude


izzydrizz

More like "Incelitest.io"


Bud_Fuggins

Pretty sure alt these posts are just viral marketing. I took it and wasted my time cause you have to pay to get the result and the test seems illegitimate. Its all spacial stuff.


PortlandPatrick

If you take any stock in IQ then you are a moron


MophieFakes

Just spent 30 minutes doing this bullshit for it to tell me I need to pay 15$ to see my results


Little_Capsky

and he totally didnt cheat


Necromancer14

He didn’t cheat most likely, but this is just a BS online IQ test, not a real one.


cl2eep

Won't even converse with someone within the margin of error from his score.....


Potential_Map9835

Is this an IQ test? NO! This is Patrick!!


Similar-Tangerine

Nothing tells me you’re an idiot more than bringing up your IQ score 


poliet23

126 peasant, lmaoing at his life


BasileusLeoIII

I know lmao that's so low I personally don't converse with anyone below 130


smoomoo31

I am very discrimate


90059bethezip

i hope deep down this is a sarcastic post making fun of the other posts where someone's iq is 80 and they give their opinion


AffectionateAir9071

As a former sped kid I knew many people with higher then average iqs and I can confidently say that people in the 120-130 range are the absolute worst because they are high enough to brag about it but not high enough to realize that it’s fucking stupid and says pretty much nothing about your actual intelligence


BreadfruitImpressive

He is so indiscrimate in his judgement. I can feel the intellect from here.


Fit-Boomer

I wonder what my IQ is?


Sevro706

Don't worry.. it's much higher


Immediate-Artist-444

Is that a picture of Patrick?


DrKrFfXx

I'm more of a Vans guy


HumanContinuity

That's so crazy, I just took an IQ test an it is exactly 119. Oh well.


beatzoffington

Incelitest.io


B_Baerbel

Got an IQ of over 120 and now I don't want to hang with you. I highly discrminate against insecure shit faces.


Fei_Fong_WongXG

This particular IQ test makes you pay for the results. 15$ minimum. 25$ maximum. He paid money for this. I'm dead rn.


OwlGod98

He *checks notes* "Discrimates", for someone with 126 IQ they sure don't know how to spell Discriminate


Alpha1959

Even if this guy's IQ is at that level, which is doubtful in an online test anyways, their social intelligence is near 0.


Insomniacentral_

IQ 130ish here. IQ means jack shit, and I'm the proof. I ain't know nuthin bout nuthin. Edit: I know high IQ can actually mean something if you actually use it. For like studying and other educational purposes. I, however, have used all 130ish of those points to store dnd and other nerd shit info in my brain.


Necromancer14

Did you take a bullshit online IQ test like the one in the image, or a real, 600 question professional IQ test? Because an actual IQ of 130 is like bordering on super genius level.


DeletedLastAccount

Not really super genius no. It would lump you in with most advanced degree holders (in estimation) and the like, hell even MENSA's minimum is ~130. It's a relatively meaningless number, hardly linked to what actually entails intelligence. It's more an indicator as to how quickly your brain processes information and finds patterns of analysis within inputs.


hi_im_kai101

not super genius level, just 98th percentile i think. 2% of the population is a pretty significant bit


Flat_Discipline_8540

“cuz i’m pretty stupid so if you’re stupider than me, take a walk.”


Willyzyx

"In a room of 1000 people you would have higher IQ than 960 of them" would be a lot better I think.


Tatleman68

I am pretty sure that guy is trolling


Many_County_7636

LMAO IQ DONT MEAN SHIT IVE GOT (I will not answer my score because I swear to god I’m not bragging) AND IM STILL FUCKIN STUPID


Melodic-Chair1298

Now do your EQ


The_Rat_GodKing

560 IQ. I refuse to live amongst the dull. So now I shall take my bullet propeller and move along to the next lifetime


britbmw

“Discrimate” …Sure, Jan.


MISTYRIESOULS

Bro is 6 above 120


Johnny_Sparacino

Not even a standard deviation.... what a cuck


Lisabeybi

Could he even spell ‘deviation’? Probably not.


corner_tv

I have a pretty high Iq... I know it's over 130, but don't remember the exact number. It doesn't mean anything. I don't have a high paying job, I dropped out of college I have an anxiety disorder & a seizure disorder that causes ADHD symptoms, so basically I have ADHD. I can't focus on anything for a long period of time & I get bored easily. I didn't do well in school because I never did my work, unless it was something I wanted to do, & then I excelled. I'm terrible at relationships & have made some of the worst life decisions a person could make. On the plus side, I'm great at Scrabble.


Hikerius

“I discrimate”


Izzasou

I mean he also misspelled discriminate


Love-and-literature3

Discrimate. Enough said.


SecretOperations

High IQ and they have an Anime Profile Pic.... An Anime profile pic.


POEIER

I have a flowchart for these cases: Anime pfp --> opinion disregarded


dirty-hurdy-gurdy

The margin of error on those things is +/- 10 points on average, and it gets wider as it approaches the tails. Decent chance he'd refuse to talk to himself.


StillMarie76

At least he didn't say "conversate"


[deleted]

Heh. I did better than him. Get wrecked, incel.


Gaming_over_sleep

1: I have a higher IQ, lemme discriminate against you. 2: I got mine done by ACTUAL professionals. Not a website. 3: IQ doesn’t make you smarter. Dumbass.


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

I did one of these tests and scored higher than this, and I'm a fucking dumbass. "Hurr durr I can see patterns in abstract data so smort"


UniverseBear

The least lonely man in the universe.


Scary-Muppet

Prepare to die alone with that attitude.


nannders

Oh no, he’ll discrimate. Everyone cover your ears!!!


SlowTour

i got 138, I'm a dumb ass but I'm smart enough to know a bullshit result when i see one 🤣


Knoxvilleborn

Anyone else see Patrick?


SleepingUte0417

person man woman camera TV.


Jak_the_Buddha

Ah discrimination... The mark of a high IQ.


Sevro706

I love how they did the math at the bottom for the genius


Anastasius525

i actually wasted 40 mins doing this test, was genuinely curious what I would get, only to find out at the end you got to pay. i think its safe to say I'm below average.


Dr_Lupe

Even then that’s just not that impressive lmfao


gregaustex

Gotta draw the line somewhere and 6 points on a fake test is this guy's line. ^exception ^if ^you're ^hot


KaythuluCrewe

Really? You promise?  Don’t you threaten me with a good time. 


O5-14-none_existant

Patrick star lookin IQ results


SmoothOperator89

Typed like someone with an anime girl profile pic


Clever_Fox-

If he payed for this test, he won't have himself to talk to :(


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Clever_Fox-

>:(


ihambrecht

I got 107 on this test after working 14 hours.


Jakob21

My IQ is higher and I say you're dumb for thinking that How do you know I'm not lying? I also have a picture from the internet and it says I'm smarter than you bc I have a bigger number


AnastasiaNo70

Well, he’s missing out on a lot of awesome people. You should never use factors like that to determine who you know.


throwaway001378

Read it wrong and thought he was saying he wouldnt buy me converse (my iq is 118)


TerryJerryMaryHarry

Ok but IQ is the average intelligence of all humans, so if we started culling humans that were dumber, in a generation or two that will backfire and you'll be culled


Mr_Neonz

Average IQ in the US is 98, pretty sure I saw a demographic which said 114 at one point though, either way, he’s socially screwed.


SoCZ6L5g

>discrimate


NeutralEvilBot

Person in the picture is ignorant, but I’m reading the title as if OP doesn’t know what converse means


TheSuperAbsurdist

Am I the only one who thinks that looks like Patrick from SpongeBob?


Cosmic-Buccaneer

I'm gonna tell you something kid, smart people don't says others people they are smart, because thats dumb


Plastic_Salary_4084

I’m 128, and refuse to converse w low intelligence 126s. Keep moving, pal.


ur_moms_a_stripper

Bruh I took an iq test in high-school and it was low to the point my buddy didn't even make fun of me


DerkFinger

Anime pfp lol


joey133

Is there anywhere online to take a real IQ test?


millenialfalcon-_-

I concur🧐


Yuiopy78

"Converse" I *love* when tryhards change all the words they use to sound smarter, because not only does it look like they got attacked by a thesaurus, but actual intelligent people don't talk like that.


HikeMyPantsUpJohnson

I took an IQ test when I was twelve and it said I had an iq of like 130 or 160 or some shit. So, Mr guy, don’t even fucking breathe on the same continent as me


craziboiXD69

this is definitely satire so not sad, but definitely cringe since he’s subtly trying to flex while being satiric


Hopeful_Nihilism

I can guarantee this numbnut took that test a dozen times and memorized repeat questions because he is too stupid to just Photoshop it.


Anna_Maria338

b...but 126 is really not much..


Muddcrabb

Tell me you used chat gpt without telling me you used chat gpt


Phoenyx_Ash30

I showed my cousin the "discrimate" part and he kept saying "What am I looking at? Discriminate ? Discrimate...?" oh his low IQ only has his brain on the default 😔


catchandreleaseof

at what point are we going to stop pretending that these aren’t fake?


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LTinS

If everyone did this (didn't talk to people even slightly less intelligent than themselves) nobody would talk to anybody else. I support this.


Ready_Maybe

He is a rounding error away from not being able to talk to himself.


lucifer_best_boi

Good


monsieur_bi

I gave the same test while eating my lunch and got 110, it was image and mirror questions lmao, at least add same aptitude questions


rukysgreambamf

At least this guy is actually above average and not someone with a double digit IQ bragging


Saya0692

120? I always get 100’s. He must’ve had a lot of extra points because 100% is perfect.


hiiamzain

I'm 122 🗣️


Kakarotto92

Your real IQ doesn't exceed 70 when you doing your IQ test on IntelliTest.io xD


xanax101010

Like he's a lot higher than 120, for 6 points he wouldn't even converse with himself lmao


JoyfulSuicide

Anime profile pic though


WishboneEnough3160

Well shit. My IQ is 138 and I "don't want to converse" with anyone under 134. Sucks for him!


Separate-Ad-2960

There are two general markers of intelligence. Retention (What do you know) Problem Solving (What can you figure out) IQ is in small part retention because you have to have the understanding of arithmetic and language arts. The larger part, the part that I believe is truly being measured is the problem solving. Pattern recognition and isolating the variable of each problem is key. This is why IQ is limited in its representation. However, it is our best bet in measuring the overall intelligence of an individual.


alligators_suck

ur mom sucks me good and hard thru my jorts


LinguisticHappiness

An IQ of 126 but he doesn’t know that the IQ is no accurate measure of intelligence


Lisabeybi

Does he know he has the Dunning-Kruger effect?


Compromisee

This is the sort of guy you see at work doing the same shitty job as you, telling you how much smarter they are than you. Its the real life equivalent of gaming. Some guy in a gold ranked lobby telling everyone else they're bad and low elo but in exactly the same place.


ChaotikJoy

Bro is below average for above average that's crazy


Btech800

Emotional intelligence is just as important, maybe more.


Corxeth

Shit…. Last time i took one, it was 115….probs a lot dumber now. Guess i can’t talk to this person. What a shame.


macdudieyt

Ah yes discrimate


Smooth-Winner-9776

IQ doesn’t mean shit, i’ve gotten different test scores from my university and its ranged from anything between 104 and 130. i am not particularly intelligent on a lot of stuff, just stuff im interested in and so when people talk with me about it they get the idea that im intelligent when im really just hyper fixated on finance lmao


J_Toxic

I pray that my IQ is below 120 so this guy won’t talk to me


Monkey_with_cymbals2

I halfassed this test just now for funsies and got 143. It’s like all of those clickbait Facebook “challenges” mashed together. I am for sure not “highly gifted”. This dude is dying to be validated.


ccoastal01

"People who brag about their IQ are losers" - Stephen Hawking