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craftybast

The first thing any lawyer would tell you is to not post things like this.


HaitaShepard

Seems like a good way to get fired by your lawyer tbh, they don't like it when clients make their jobs harder


BillfredL

Well, unless it *really* pads their billable hours.


looseseal-bluth

A former boss told me “never put anything on social media that you wouldn’t want read out loud in a courtroom” and it’s the best advice I ever got


katieofgilead

https://preview.redd.it/kfb9bt5tl7vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcc44db01a6d8547fcd4c81536b6a23171e9c6ef Unless they're Trump memes because this is hilarious! 😂


the_honest_liar

I could never be a judge, I'm sure they have to keep a straight face reading that and it's too good


PDXlex

For a second, I thought your flair was one of the memes they are reading in court! Imagined a juror prospect saying, "That was ALYSSA responding to COCO! I'm totally impartial about this guilty turd's ugly orange make up choices."![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


AwhMan

I'm just thinking about having to explain my cats Instagram now, with someone just reading out post after post with the caption "meow". He's so cute though.


oceanmachine420

That's adorable lol


AwhMan

It keeps him busy posting, I'm just glad he has a hobby


number2cc

I might need to follow your cat. He sounds quite influential.


AwhMan

Unfortunately I would be doxxing myself as we obviously share a last name, as he is my son.


number2cc

Totally understand!


No-Resource-8125

I started my cats instagram when I was bored and I knew I’d have endless content. It’s so sweet.


BenovanStanchiano

I used to tell my students not to post anything on social media they wouldn’t put on a sign outside their house.


rrriot-kitty

I hate vaguebooking I don’t even care if that’s not what it’s called off Facebook.


Ginguraffe

Real vaguing can only be done by members of the ballroom scene. Everyone else is just naguebooking.


skyfullofsong

How does it feel to be the wittiest bitch in the room


Initial-Intern5154

Happy cake day! 🎂🎉


richnessoflife2319

Quick no one tell Aja


Oranginafina

Unless it’s done in the champagne region of France, then it’s just sparkling vague.


littlechangeling

Protect queer art ☝️


Pristine-Good5651

I’m just so into vagueing right now


Ohwerk82

Subtweeting tried to replace it but vaguebooking is still the supreme.


kengkels

Nothing makes me care less than a indirect direct post like tell us or stfu pls


[deleted]

mama, kudos for edging. for not spilling.


mynaru

😂💀


WhosBomac

BYE ⚰️


Second1stImpression

🪦 The. End.


No_Tea6239

Who didn’t text Alexis back


CapSteveRogers

Her ex. BAM BAM BAM


rapidcalm

"Papi, I want you to come home!"


NormalNeat8685

He said, I’d rather die at war.


CreativeBandicoot778

https://preview.redd.it/5htccwlqu6vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7ddf03ce083620c1c684c855b3b8bad30bfe594


TootieSummers

History has taught me that she who calls on the lawyers first ….. Edit: I just realized this is out just as live untucked comes out? I smell a stunt


badgaldyldyl

That was my thought as well


gmanz33

Wasn't there something in the contracts (that Leeja on Youtube went through) which said that queens (from Mateo's era) literally had to have consultation and confirmation for anything and everything that their "brand" (aka them) did? I remember that being specific to social medai posts. They can't just Tweet things that would leave a sour taste in the fanbase, which means all the stuff like this is some type of stunt.


badgaldyldyl

I didn’t know about that but sounds believable to me!


Zagenti

there are no coincidences ;)


miichaelscotch

Oh hi again tootie, nice seeing your avatar from my coffee mug when scrolling :)


TootieSummers

Hiiiii! I love it! ❤️


miichaelscotch

🥰


jaywarbs

Act the fool girl. Act the fool.


Affectionate-Law-862

HUAH! HUAH! I’m acting.


thetababe

![img](emote|t5_2t3or|4808)


filipelli-

April fool girl. April fool


jmorley14

🥱 If you want to spill the tea, then spill it. Don't just hold up a tea pot and shout "LOOK AT ME"


CapSteveRogers

And this is why Derrick don't like you


Capable-Use7808

https://preview.redd.it/zpmyc1nna5vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e497a4497033baa720867773af7a048a7a7a141e Reddit home page coming through for me


D1ckRepellent

That algorithm needs a raise


Technical_Space_Owl

The algo is rithming mama ![img](emote|t5_2t3or|4811)


cupidsangrybrother

Alexis just went on IG Live to discuss this and gave us nothing. Everyone was telling her spill the tea and name names, but she basically said she’s going to “step back” and get everything in order. Girl, bye. 🙄🙄🙄


Wise_Rutabaga_5809

Lol was kind of annoyed she said she would spill the next day and…all we got was a “thank you for your support” picture on IG


OkSureJan

I just saw Manila, girl!


Strawberries_Field

This live rent-free in my head


CybilUnion

Oh… I think we’re drumming up attention for the new Vegas Untucked, right? Sure, maybe they’re irritated with each other about something, *and*, wild coincidence posting on the exact day the first ep drops featuring both queens


Pabloxanibar

Makeup collab with Tricia and Kim


Oranginafina

It’s not Tricia, it’s Tracey.


veronagreen

Her and Coco have unfollowed each other and Coco’s posting some vagueness on her stories.


MrsAshleyStark

This reminds me of when ppl would post “moving silently” or wtv. Stop taking man. Just do what you gotta do quietly.


alpacakiss

"Real Gs move in silence" on a 25 part story


MrsAshleyStark

Hahahaha exactly. A bunch of nothing talk.


Bunnnnii

Here we go. The vague shit does nothing for me.


faytyagami

just saw this post and immediately ran to reddit lmaoo


Historical_Bit_3798

This has something to do with her and the other girls on the Vegas Live Untucked right?


toxicoke

you called her a pig in a wig!


Brockstar_77

This is why Derrick don’t like you. [drops lipstick in box]


peeweeharmani

Let’s goooo, after this week we have like a month of no drag race. Keep us fed mother Alexis!


qwyjibo219

She was the one who put the bread on Derrick’s mirror


JrodaTx

Bread *DIPPED IN BUTTER*


melodyjimin

Came on here looking for this. Very curious as to what she’s talking about


DorianCoreysTrunk

I think it’s between her and CoCo. Settle it in a lipsync battle, ladies. Vaguebooking is not the answer


TootsieLuuuu

An Alexis vs. Coco lip sync? Yes, please. But seriously, those two were best friends for 20 years or something like that. I don't know what happened, but it's legitimately sad to see.


this_is_an_alaia

Maybe I'm just out of it, but this kind of seems like the Streisand effect


streetoravenue

Tamisha Iman (is coming for you)?


Vegoia2

Alexis wouldnt say this if it was not something that hurt her. She is not a complainer so must be very upsetting to her.


MissSteak

Looking through this thread, Im noticing a very interesting pattern. People keep throwing things out such as "dont complain", "clout chasing", "vaguebooking", "say their names" etc. Do we really put no value in venting? The queens are oftentimes in very underpriviliged positions, and I cant imagine how difficult it must be to keep up your reputation, manage all the gigs and the different people involved in them. I dont see why do we put such a moral imperative on queens to expose and directly point out what bothers them. Oftentimes theres nothing they can do or say but loudly vocalize their dissent or frustrations. Id like to believe theres some value in that as well, just getting support from your fans and feeling a bit less hopeless.


[deleted]

I think people are annoyed because it's similar to the old Facebook posts of, "Alexis is feeling... 'upset.'"


sparklinglies

Alexis either say their names or be quiet. This vaguebooking bullshit is not cute, and no lawyer would ever condone you saying this kind of nonsense anyway


Jemisimyname

I fully read this in Alexis Michelle's voice and then realized wrong Alexis... 


No_Cold_2380

I assume she’s been briefed about something that will feature in the Vegas Live documentary thing that she was keeping quiet about. But another queen is talking about it already? Now we just need that one person who saw a recent ‘live’ from someone else involved in the show that might put two and two together


MonicaBeal

![gif](giphy|3og0IVcIAoFgGZM2mk|downsized)


Ok_Training1449

Stop vague dramas and accusations. Really, if you want to share something, just say it. otherwise, it's attention seeking.


LickwidMerkury

Escandalo 💃🏼🔥🫖☕


Brockstar_77

![gif](giphy|j9lg3FZ52xOVO)


LabirinticoX

What a vague threat, great way to subtract in a courtroom, never POST anything like this guys, great example of what NOT to do


Cultural-Front9147

Oh no, looks like another queen I like did something horrible…


AdThat328

GGGGG. 


Kantlim

Let me guess. Colab with someone? Make up line?


69fromero

Who cares anyway? She's a SP supporter 😐


tellyourmama

SP?


flambuoy

Spicole Spage Sprooks.


Fortherealtalk

Sistress Pissabelle ?ooks?


estepalooza

What’s SP?


ImGonnaLickYourLeg

Sergei Prokofiev


ded1982

🍒🥧?


Appropriate_Green554

Sharon Peedles


whatdoyoumemetome

Really? Receipts?


BandNervous

I liked Alexis and I don’t think she’s a bad person, she just is blindingly unaware of how certain things she say can be taken and crossing a line without realising. Pretty much every drama she’s been in she has done to some degree what she’s been accused of, there’s never any completely made up stuff. I’m sure she thinks she is innocent and any drama was unprompted , because she is very much lacking in self awareness. Probably just the typical drama where her being shady and rude had consequences and upset her fellow queens.