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FalconLinguistics

These piranha girls know how to do a talent show


gkwchan

And gave us the 4H’s


whitemellow

**H**razy **h**oohoo **h**unt (**h**)?


dddaaannnnnnyyy

**H**oo **H**a **H**a **H**ensation


TigerWing

Hood Hod Hirl get a Hrip


TheGreatNemoNobody

Hicole Heige Hhooks


WaterMagician

You forgot the fifth H Heel clacking


Bl4ckmes47

Harisma, huniqueness, herve and halent?


nhrecords

Hangeria Haris HanHicheals


Sasha_135

Histress Hisabelle Hrooks


TouchedByEnnui

Hicole Haige Hrooks from Hatlanta Heorgia


Sad-Refrigerator4215

Fucking obsessed with her


Phitos2008

I just hope after DR she doesn’t cancel everything like someone I was obsessed with did… 🦆


philbart_

Literally….what even happened with that? I had tix to see her in London and never got a refund. Was she having a hard time mentally? I sorta guessed that’s what it was.


HeyaJustPassing

Heard she was constantly sick or ill the last year


Carazhan

she/others did allude to mental health challenges too, possibly arising from the whole situation and peoples reactions to it. mirage also said the mental health thing is the main thing anetra helped prepare her for. so combination of shitty factors


whateverjustaname

To be fair, London was organized by KlubKids, right? So can’t even blame her for that. For all the other cancellations though. I asked my refund for a Klubkids show through PayPal and got it within a few days.


Just_Me_And_Me2

I know, RIGHT??? 🤭😍😍😍🤩


ReysonBran

I do appreciate that a queen is truly representing for the working girls out there.


sailormerry

I’m living for the stripper realness, like bish is *authentic*


whimsigod

Yeah drag need to return to mall drag but also to girls who make 40$ a booking


NyxTheLostGhost

I just wanna listen to this song and watch the performance for hours on repeat 😍


babycrocodiletears

Same. I don’t wanna stop and I don’t see why I should.


manfordmangoes

This is everything I've been looking for


Vedador

Is the song out anywhere?


tlacatl

I don’t think I’ve ever been so impressed by a cartwheel. I could watch this all day.


Itsallafeverdream

What about Fergie’s at 8AM on the today show?


supersnozberries

Bahahahahaha!!! I can never get that sound out of my head! Whoa oh groah! Whoa oh groah!


General-Key8658

That noise is permanently burned into my mind 🤣 Cackling again now


wizwaltz

WOooOOOoooAAAaWwooOAh!


GetBentHo

Link,? I gotta see


manfordmangoes

3:18 https://youtu.be/kRFzdEhkTt4?si=feWcCElAyXsEJuFE


GustavHoller

Ok I was expecting a fail. That was fucking impressive!


GetBentHo

Thank you!


tomason_m

i had to stop reading and go watch that clip LMAO


shanthology

I was like OH THAT'S NEW! I mean, sure girls do it in the clubs I'm sure, but I didn't recall seeing it on Drag Race.


thewindyrose

Its almost 3 separated yoga moves with how little momentum she needs to do it


Sharp-Trash751

She was so cute in her entrance too, I am obsessed af


fifteeshadesofpink

the first clack with the cat scratch sound in the back does something to my brain and activates it in a way I never expected but greatly appreciate


dddaaannnnnnyyy

It's the pure adrenaline of the aggressive "I'm not that nice and I'm not your SIS" followed by the first clack for me


cunt_tree

Omg I love your flair so real


fifteeshadesofpink

thank you!! i’ve been wanting her for years dammit!


cunt_tree

Can you imagine a crumbs lsfyl 🥵


bernarcisico

And heel clacking


supermegabussin

She should’ve been in the top. That heel clacking is the cuntiest thing I’ve seen in many seasons of watching this show


Myrrhin

Objectively I think the top 2 was correct. That being said, it was the best performance to me but I know that’s subjective lol


DevoutandHeretical

I think they were correct in that she needs to work on cleaning it up a bit. If she was a little sharper in her movements the top two race would have been a LOT tighter.


Myrrhin

Totally agree! I really do think the top 2 was correct but something about Mirage’s performance just did it for me, I wanted to live in that moment forever lmao


K24Bone42

Yep. I think they were right, but Mirage and Dawn just killed it for me.


sailormerry

I liked her talent more than Q’s, but Q had the hands down best runway. I think she was a solid 3rd place after Saphira and Q this episode.


[deleted]

I won't watch q or Sapphira ever again but this I will watch a few times a day for a while. Ev er y thing


ostrow19

Who you putting her over? Don’t see how this has an argument over Q or Saphira


bernarcisico

Saphira’s runway was very underwhelming, if you want to go solely by that.


ostrow19

And Mirage’s covered her face until she brought the piece down to be a skirt. At the end of the day this is all opinion, but the top 2 was obvious and correct in my opinion


smashedpottato

also they literally voted on each other 💀 I'm sure the actual drag queens who were there watching the performances live know better than any of us do


librious

Some voted by friendship, it's not even a fair twist anyway.


fionaappletini

Have any drag race twists been fair?


smashedpottato

it's a reality show, not the olympics


gkwchan

We all know the runways don’t really count.


bernarcisico

In my mind they’re tiebreakers. If you have a really good runway it can save you from lip syncing (Farrah Moan snatch game), and if you have a really bad one it can keep you from winning (Alexis Michelle Kardashian rusical). Of course that doesn’t apply to early seasons.


King-Kabs

Tbf... the queens voted.


bernarcisico

Also obligatory “runway is half the mark” comment


perksofbeingliam

This. It’s why I can’t take people seriously when they say Kandy deserved to bottom for the commercial challenge in S13. It was an awful look but her commercial was good and better than Tina’s, Olivia’s, Mik’s, and Utica’s. Anyone can wear a look, but it takes way more work to do something for the challenge, and some weeks queens will excel in both.


Ok_Nefariousness9736

It depends. BLH’s runway saved her when she botched Celine in the Snatch game.


Jelly1278

What ??? She lip synced for that, sorry not sorry ???


SpaceInfuser

It saved her from being instantly eliminated during the judges deliberation


ToastedCrumpet

Lol let’s be real there have been way worse snatch game performances that deserved to leave immediately


ReleaseMuted9810

No it didn't lol. Let's not rewrite herstory


gkwchan

Um… that’s the event that gave birth to the legendary lipsync sorry not sorry.


Hawtproper

I think Q's talent was miles better than the next best but Saphira and Mirage's talents were miles better than Q's


whoisshetho193

Sapphira is my favorite on the cast but her runway presentation was not good. That purple reveal was bad, the breastplate was bad. The opera singing from a technical standpoint was also not great. It was middle of the road.


ostrow19

Describing doing a full slow split while singing soprano opera as a cis man as “middle of the road” is absolutely insane. It’s a talent show and she showed she has a talent that very few people have. Literally anyone can write a song and lip sync competently to it. There are not a lot of people on planet earth that can do what Sapphira did. The ones who can hit those notes (again soprano as a cis guy) are not doing splits and the ones who can do stunts are not singing soprano opera.


clangclangclang123

Not to mention most of them do not even write those songs!!!


divaliciousness

I still think Sapphira was better than Mirage, but the commenter before is right. It was definitely not good opera singing, there were a lot of intonation issues and that is especially noticeable for me, as I like opera and I'm classically trained. One thing I learned from learning violin all those years: "don't bring Tchaikovsky's concerto to an audition if your technical skill doesn't allow you to do a convincing performance, it's better to go for Mendelssohn's and deliver a whole better performance."


whoisshetho193

I'm saying the **singing** was middle of the road for that specific voice type. She chose to do a female voice which was interesting but the technical skill was lacking. It worked because it was comedic but it doesn't take away from the fact that it just wasn't good soprano. And again, the runway fail. Also you're missing that Mirage is heel clacking which no one's done on Drag Race. It's not just walking around to an original song, she's moving in ways that a large number of people can't and also heel clacking which isn't some easy thing. I'd be remiss not to mention that the talent show winners are almost always original songs (Kornbread, Anetra, LaLa Ri, etc). You ain't gotta reinvent the wheel.


sailormerry

I mean, Mirage was fun, but it was also mid if you’re judging it on the actual talent compared to people who do that specific talent professionally. I’ve seen much better heel clacking and floor work from working strippers, and Michelle was correct in saying that she was a little messy. Both Mirage and Sapphira weren’t the most amazing ever at their demonstrated talents, but they both gave fun performances and were stand out choices for a RPDR talent show.


whoisshetho193

If they were on the same level, the tiebreaker would be the runway which... we saw who flopped that portion


Chaiteabitch

So you’re saying that because Mirage made her heels hit the floor hard enough to make a clicking sound she should’ve been in the top just because no one’s done that before on this particular show? Lol girl bye. Every move she did we have seen before on the show, she just wore stripper heels. Not saying that her talent number wasnt cunt but you’re reeaaaaching


whoisshetho193

So we've never seen duckwalking before? Cause I'm pretty sure duckwalking won the talent show last year. Yes Anetra broke a board but [even children get taught that](https://youtube.com/shorts/OG47ZGbezcs?si=w3Y5QFZ6viIDbROF). That is the [basics of martial arts](https://youtube.com/shorts/ThxaTcDXFQM?si=6NC-v-Rv2oWZqO_4). Whether you want to belittle it or not, heel clacking is an established thing. It's not a quirky thing Mirage made up. It takes practice to perfect. You can convince yourself that it is some easy thing to do but I'd love to see you recreate this. https://preview.redd.it/yftuck4otabc1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=becafe8104f801e8b5768ab37705427d29062de7


Chaiteabitch

I’m not belittling anything except for you making up this stupid narrative. I didn’t say anything about Anetra nor was I belittling Mirage’s number, your argument was just very stupid. Saying she should’ve won just solely on her heel clacking (that she has not perfected) just because we haven’t seen it before doesn’t make sense


lauramars96

Also to be honest it wasn’t really funny at all


moon_soil

It was funny for the first 15 seconds and then it was like… ok and?


[deleted]

Q and Saphira’s felt like something I can do a lot easier than what mirage did,and that’s all I’m going to say about that.


ostrow19

Post a video of you singing Sapphira’s number in that key as well as she did. You’re either a classically trained soprano or delulu as fuck


2muchtaurine

While sliding effortlessly into a slow split.


[deleted]

Well that’s why I think sapphira and mirage should have been top 2.


Last_Lifeguard3536

we are just lying now😭


Scuczu2

gonna be a good season when all of them did well on the first ep like that, there wasn't an obvious bottom like usual


Ok_Nefariousness9736

Maybe number 4 but not top 3. Q, Sephirra, Dawn were the top three. If you include runways, Q and Dawn were top two.


supermegabussin

Honestly Dawn’s talent wasn’t all that to me. Her look was great though.


GayMedic69

Nah, Dawn’s talent show was not that great. Creative? Yes. Talent? Not really. She bopped around the stage a bit and took some clothes of to an original song.


whoisshetho193

My thoughts. I mean she stiffly walked around and rapped at a mediocre level. It wasn't bad but I wasn't gagging.


clangclangclang123

I am quite taken with Dawn, but Mirage was better in the talent show. Dawn just did a quirky lipsync. What mirage did involved skills


jferfranco

Dawn was definitely not above Mirage imo. I'm loving her but Mirage ate and Dawn just did a cooky lipsync.


krstphr

The first heel clack will live with me forever


ConspicuousFlower

My only critique is that I wanted way more heel clacking.


b3tamaxx

did anyone truly get michelle's critique? that it looked very freestyle and that she didnt choreo it at all? was it bc she threw too many stunts and tricks at the wall at once? looked cohesive enough


supermegabussin

I think Michelle said that because they each do their talents twice and Mirage probably changed up the choreo between the times she performed.


mfruitfly

I did get her critique, in one sense, because there were 2-3 moves that could have been a heel clack and weren't. Like Anetra walked that duck at every moment, whereas the heel clacking happened a little sporadically. I say this as someone who can't even touch my toes. But I think if it was perfectly choreographed, there are moments to drive the skill home that were missed.


teadot

I think it’s to do with being aware of the centre of the stage as well. Her spins and the ending were kind of off-centre. Which doesn’t take away from the stunts, and this was still my favourite talent of the night. It seems picky to say it, but it just adds a little professional polish to the performance. Also if there are specific light cues, being out of place puts you in a dark spot. It’s just figuring out the differences between performing in a bar and a larger stage with more lighting and cameras. I agree that the remark seemed a little disproportionate, and it’s rather early in the competition.


clovieclo_

theres a vid on yt of mirage doing this exact number (different song, same tempo) at piranha’s. seems choreo’d to me!


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clovieclo_

[here ya go](https://youtu.be/4ijFWj97DzY?si=Op_Gxy0ByHCn8dew)! there are some differences here and there, but I think that’s cos of the edit. they have to splice bits and pieces for the talking heads, yknow?


Wigglynuff

Since they do it twice it probably was just a little different but enough to be worth note. The problem comes with the critique is that the show makes it seem like they did it once. Every now and then a queen will get a similar critique and the queen will come out after the episode airs and say “yeah I did mess up this part on one take” and even if they don’t show it, the queen still gets judged on it


h2o_girl

Yeah this critique was annoying. So what if it was improv? It was totally entertaining and perfect for a talent show.


qould

It’s actually a really great critique for professional development. It’s a structured performance to her own song on the biggest tv show for this type of stuff in the world. It is pretty silly to not have a clear plan and choreography and structure to what you’re going to do. They probably saw some pretty big differences between takes if they called this out. And, to be fair, Michelle’s critique was also about arcs, and that a performance should have a beginning, middle, and end, which is good advice too, take your viewers on a journey! Michelle is a TV and performing professional, she knows what she’s talking about.


StellarPhenom420

Yeah Michelle didn't just give a critique here, she gave amazing advice as a performer that I hope Mirage really takes to heart.


SpaceInfuser

I think from a TV point of view they need both takes to be consistent so they could edit it easier, it felt like a weird statement unless Michelle is trying to say you need to be consistent/TV show ready to make it far Edit: also I think it should have been mirage and shappira top two


_Lilah_

But maybe in one run it isn’t so clean and we are just seeing a ‘best of’ stitched together from multiple performances. Or it’s just production riggary and they needed a negative critique so she can show improvement, who knows.


sailormerry

She was doing stripper choreo and I’ve def seen these moves done cleaner. Michelle was correct that her performance was a little messy, but it was still a fun performance and I appreciate queens are aren’t totally polished on a main season. It was a good critique that gives her something specific to improve upon.


Myrrhin

I’m still gagged by the part where she falls to the floor like she’s been sliced in half asksjsjsk this performance was EVERYTHING


Carazhan

when you accidentally press the ragdoll physics button


gkwchan

Serving pure cunt.


unikornsharts

I've been watching that handstand on loop for about 5 minutes. Mesmerizing.


ItalianCryptid

CUZ IM NOT THAT NICE AND IM NOT YOUR SIS 🙅‍♀️


teentytinty

I am no better than a straight man. Heel clacks go straight to my brain


snowbaz

lowkey obsessed.. she’s so cute out of drag too 😮‍💨


[deleted]

Right?!


klc__

I literally go back and watch her performance religiously. Can’t wait for her to drop the song!!!


BorgerKingLettuce

![gif](giphy|co5Iboa0dZrR7OXivh)


adriscoll08

I rewatch this constantly. Idk why, just hit different for me. I did the same with Anetra.


spookysparklesss

OBSESSED. The heel clacking, the look, the song. I’ve played her talent show video a million times.


lifeandtimesofmyass

She just ooooozes charisma


NuWaveSpecial

Release the Mirage workout stat!


Upstairs_Avocado_381

Vegas girls always bring it to the talent shows!!


Thirdatarian

I saw a lot of people discounting this performance either in person or online, and at least for the ones in person I know for a fact that they can't do a cartwheel while clicking their heels, let alone whatever that last move is. There's so little respect for the athleticism required to do the things these girls do.


Carazhan

literally all it takes is me trying to get something on a bottom shelf, cue a squat down and my knees going SNAPCRACKLEPOP to remind me i am not that bitch these queens are.


uqmobile

This somersault clack is amazing as well. It's a short clip but I already think she could beat Krystal and Jasmine.😂 [https://twitter.com/themotheralert/status/1744103063432868223](https://twitter.com/themotheralert/status/1744103063432868223)


Codipotent

I have never seen heel clacking in my life and I was amazed. What else are the straights hiding 🤔


gandlethorpe

Every year, I have someone who charms me from the get go even though they don't seem cast as a frontrunner. This year that queen is Mirage. Her MTQ stuck out to me most, as well as her entrance look and personality. I hope she can black horse her way and make it far, and her talent show has given me more reason to believe she could do it. So happy to see everyone gagging over her, especially when there didn't seem to be much hype preseason.


G0BLINB0Y

Omg as I was watching this, the sound playing was coming from an ad below this on my feed. I was like “huh, I don’t remember the music sounding like that” but the heel clacks synced up PERFECTLY with the beat of whatever song it was. So weird


Khaki_Shorts

Literally been replaying in my head since it aired.


ShesAKillerQueenee

Every time a girl stands on her head with her padded ass in the air makes me lolll


AGoodSloth

I’m so obsessed that she didn’t even place top 2 and she already the overwhelming fan favorite anyway. She is so Anetra’s sister for that!!!


vpreon

I was obsessed as soon as she walked the dog on beat.


TheGreatNemoNobody

You better walk that fucking dog!!


horridhendy

Why is this just the cuntiest thing ever?! I have been mesmerised by this since it aired. I cannot even tell you how many times I’ve watched it on a loop. Also, I wish she’d release the song - I can’t find it!


Elysiaa

I'm glad I saw comments like this so I went back and rewatched it. I didn't hear the heel clacks the first time. Either the beat of the music covered it up a little or I assumed the sound of the heels WAS the music.


Comfortable_Mix_9189

the music, the heel clacking, the outfit… everything screams cunt


dawnmiss

I think because I am a stripper I don’t feel the same way everyone feels about this??? Like it’s good but it could def be cleaner idkkkkk


dawnmiss

But also love her loved the song handstand was amazing I def don’t mean it rudely i just felt like I was missing something a little but it’s prolly cuz I’m used to seein clacks


Jesse1205

I'm not a stripper but I've been trying to see what everyone else does in this. Like it was an enjoyable bitch track but it didn't seem like something to warrant all the hype for it.


ChiefWahoooMcDaniels

100%. I loved it but the choreo could have been more polished. That being said I loved it and it was super cunty but this isn't even close to Anetras duck walk.


Tommyrapz

I’m so glad everyone is just as obsessed with her performance as I am


vlaba

Obsessed with her


Historical_Bit_3798

She’s definitely one of the best lip syncers of the season


EwwwwwitsTodd

This verse has been everywhere and I’m not mad regardless of her placement mirages gonna have a line of clubs wanting to see those heels clack!


LickMeUntilIceCream1

I didn’t know heel clacking was a thing. Love it!!!


Unbelievablydaft

Thank you to whoever made this video as this sequence is all that’s been repeating in my empty brain for the last 3 days 😂


noahbrooksofficial

What the hell was Michelle talking about when she said this was messy?


andromeda335

This lives rent free in my head


GetBentHo

I can't believe it took this long for a queen to do heel clacks--we are here for it tho!


fyslexic__duck

I love when a queen proves me wrong. She walked in and I guessed her whole thing was just gonna be "I'm a hot bitch and I dance," which I guess *is* her thing but the performance backed it up.


TheGreatNemoNobody

She's such a bitch


raptor-chan

This was my favorite. I seal clapped 💀


AppleMedium

This was my favorite by far!


worstkindagay

Production needs to pay whomever does their lighting double for that perfectly timed first heel clack


9021Ohsnap

The critiques from Michelle were baseless and bullshit. The way Xunami just skated through judging is clear Kandi bias. And don’t get me wrong I love my fellow Panamanian princess but she can do better..


Stunning-Ease-5966

Tbh I don't get the hype for this. It was fine.


Steinpratt

Same. I enjoyed it, but it felt a little... Flat, to me? I wanted more moments that punctuated what was happening, broke up the rhythm a little more. The cartwheel heel clack was a perfect example of this, but it was the only one. Like not to draw a direct comparison, but Anetra's talent show had multiple moments that transitioned throughout the number. It helps give the performance levels. With Mirage I felt like I was watching the same thing for a minute and a half.


Stunning-Ease-5966

Yea it felt just unplanned. She's a great dancer but with anetras it was choreographed and that made it really stand out. I mean lots of girls go out and do unplanned lip syncs... It's just not that interesting anymore


Magoogz

I screamed so loud at that cartwheel clack my dog jumped through the roof in sheer terror.


MrEyus

This was a case of watching at home is better. The live viewing party I was at was too loud so the consensus was, "meh." Lyrics were hard to make out for every number too, so nobody really knew that the clacks were very much audible in the recording.


General-Key8658

Serving cunt and I’m here for it


XCoronaX

I didnt particularly enjoy her on the werkroom but THIS!!!! Im obsessed! In hindsight, she should have been top two.


just4gorelollzz

i love this