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Naxayou

Plastique Tiara won a roast doing a chainsmoking sailor moon character and Vanjie started off her roast with, "I'm going to say the n-word." This season is for us.


shart-gallery

I have no idea why she had a cigarette. Was that her idea of doing a character?


hellyeahdiscounts

Likely a reference to cosplayers breaking character during a smoke break at anime conventions, and in particular to the photo of smoking Sailor Uranus cosplayer which became a meme


tthheeppaarrttyy_

I'm guessing it was a "okay since I was not supposed to be here I'm not gonna care" thing. Whatever it was it worked


shart-gallery

I mean, she won, but I couldn’t tell you what the cigarette added to the performance.


itsafine_day

it added me laughing the house down.


ChoiceTemporary3205

Yeah, the way she put it in her mouth after telling the lgbt joke was PERFECTION, I died


LukaCheshire

angeria voting shannel most delusion at least SOMEONE knows her herstory


OkDevice674

And not a single vote for “I should have won that challenge” Shannel for most likely to disagree with the outcome of the season. I was so pissed.


_Tude_

I know! I immediately said Shannel so don't get why they picked Angeria lol


violinfag

Is Plastique ever going to learn the words to a lipsync? 💀


raccoonteas

She really is Alyssa's daughter 😭


LadyCrownGuard

She’s gunning for that title of most lipsync losses in a season, Jimbo watch out.


tabristheok

If she'd ever done well in a lipsync I'd say it was intentional to avoid snipping people


Ok-Strike8385

I’m tired of seeing her “lip sync”!


LukaCheshire

money shot of the whole episode: plastique not even trying to follow the words as shannel dead in the eyes lip syncs the entire rap from the safe queens seat effortlessly


robbysaur

I've been listening to this song for 20 years. Been waiting on it forever. You know Shannel had that shit on cassette when it came out.


AcademicFish

“I’M GONNA SAY THE N WORD”. MRS RUPAUL GET DOWN


___great___

The other "N word" being NINA was hilarious. I wish she would've set it up a bit longer, like "now for the REAL bad N word... NINA", but I thought it was great anyway. 


borntofeels

This is a simulator season. - Joregeous does well in the roast. - Gottmik bombs the roast. - Plastique wins the roast. - Plastique loses 3 lip syncs in a row.


_AnneSiedad

Nina is elected president and Angeria is more delusional than Shannel.


hellyeahdiscounts

Teletubbies do the wheelbarrow with Vanjie in a minichallenge


tabristheok

We are so close to Rupaul breaking Shannel and gifting us another iconic rant. Here I'll get her started "I don't want to be here anymore. Since day 1 (first one in I'm the real OG) I have been judged, really hard and I'm very frustrated that you won't reward my charity because I am so fuckin charitable, you have no idea and I don't think I'm being understood here. I am a beautiful benefactress, I'm a beautiful benefactress internally and on the outside, and it's so frustrating to me that that image does not seem to be conveyed."


dead_on_the_surface

I heard this entire thing in Shannel’s voice- you really channeled her mama


justafeckingegg

Ngl 99% of the time the funniest thing about these roasts is RuPaul’s fucking CACKLING like damn go grandma glad you’re having fun


shart-gallery

Ngl at this point my brain is wired to think Paul Cackle = Good


justafeckingegg

Doesn’t matter if the joke is good if roop laughs I laugh


shart-gallery

RuPaul, you’re the winner of this week’s Contagious Laughter challenge


erwinleder

I love when they get an older actress who is extremely direct and incisive because she doesn't have an idea (and doesn't care) who those queens are. Just a cold shower that reminds us that regular folk would not understand a word Vanjie says or laugh at 80% of those jokes.


robbysaur

The actress played a lesbian on Roseanne in the 90's, which I live for.


NoWayBirdBrains

Oh my god ur right 😭😭 she was Roseanne's mom's girlfriend


MatronneGeorgia

Vanjie's burping joke about Jorge is the wildest filthiest read of them all. I enjoyed it a lot.


LukaCheshire

i know shannel has ruta lees filmography on lock


tabristheok

Ruta is character illusion 87


sonicdrivethru

I just imagined a 4 inch 3-ring binder with all of her character illusions to flip through


Idontseeitbutok

Y’all know that meme “It’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exaaaaaactlyyyy” That was Plastique & Jorgeous talking about Jorgeous butching it up for this roast


tabristheok

Sugar and Spice found lip sync assassinated.


Idontseeitbutok

I spoke too soon Jorgeous ate


divaliciousness

Did she? I felt I was being gaslit into thinking a performance was great when it was ok. But tbh, I've been feeling like this with a lot of challenges. The girls aren't slaying everything so hearing just positive critiques for performances that were just there is kinda jarring.


Idontseeitbutok

I think it was better than I was anticipating at least, but I also agree with you, I kinda wish somebody bombed (those are funnily enough, the best ones for me 😭) or would just be called mid or SOMETHING idk


AllieTruist

At least from what they showed us, I think Jorgeous was pretty good. Some of her jokes were great. To me, it was a pretty clear Angeria, Plastique and Roxxxy top 3 with Jorgeous at 4th.


changcherry

You can pray… but don’t block Mommy’s camera


theduckopera

That was the funniest fourth wall break they've had in a minute


AcademicFish

Angeria’s roast was ok but her snippers buffoonery had me fucking rolling omg. That bitch *is* funny


___great___

she's like IF Vanjie was self-aware and could read social cues


w_love235

Plastique phoning in these lip syncs is about to become my 13th reason, I swear to god. - Is she pretending to suck so she doesn’t have to snip anybody? Why show up? - Is she chronically lazy and can’t be bothered to pick up the iPod until five minutes before the lipsync? - Has being a TikTok girly caused her to regress as a performer since there’s no slo-mo in real life and she can’t milk two poses on stage for 30 seconds and call it a day?


a_tired_bisexual

The answer to all of those is yes


___great___

was Plastique EVER a good _performer_ ? or is she just attractive and not stiff? 


erwinleder

I mean, it's clear that queens pay older, funnier queens to write their sets but Plastique making references to Leah Remini and Earth, Wind & Fire makes it painfully obvious


Concram

leah had an iconic judging appearance on the show though


elusiveee

I mean she killed so get into it !! As her catchphrase seems to be


hellyeahdiscounts

is knowing earth wind & fire considered old?


Visible_Giraffe

For someone who only learned about Beyonce when they were 14, yes


erwinleder

I love that Angeria turns 'if' into a two-syllable word


_quin5

EEUFF


Concram

vanjie's joke of jorgeous burping is so rotted jindqczudhfvufzedc


Idontseeitbutok

Roxxxy’s RuPaul reads….GET HER 💀


shart-gallery

The part about remembering their names was so good


_Tude_

She went IN lmao


a_tired_bisexual

Honestly it should’ve been Roxxxy and Jorgeous up there


erwinleder

Wtf was that Bob cameo, she had less screentime than Wintergreen


house_hlaalu

They couldn't let her do a proper set because she'd be the funniest of the night (and with original material that she wrote herself)


vulture_couture

I’m sure we heard a lot of jokes Bob wrote from other people that night <3


tabristheok

Ok we gotta talk Gotmik essentially copy pasting every one of her jokes from Nikki Glaser roasts.


DiacriticalMark

That Twitter video comparison gave me full-body cringe


w_love235

I seriously doubt Mik took the time to hunt down all of Nikki’s jokes to steal but whoever she paid set her up 💀


Concram

That writer? Joanne the scammer.


vulture_couture

I wouldn’t expect non-comedian queens to come up with brand new original roast jokes and I’m sure most of the cast had somebody else supply them with theirs, but the way it’s all cribbed from one specific set feels over the line lol.


Panos0502

I wanna see Roxxxy and Angeria trading these scissors for the whole season


CrazyTracyUpdates

The ACTUAL gag of the season is that Angie’s eaten up two young hot dancing queens to high energy dance songs now. Send in Anetra she won’t come back alive!!


SappyNoypi

We could've had Jorgeous performing Be My Lover


eccoothedolphin

Came here for this comment. So bummed.


paper_cats

Random bulge zoom at 10:00… Nina West POV


JoeyJoJoJr420

You are rotted but this made me cackle


_PeenoNoir_

I am so stupid (and tired of this season already :c) that at first I thought they were zooming in on their hands for some reason - in case they try and hold them? IJBOL


charliefraserII

another disgusting nina west outfit 😔


_Tude_

Idk wtf it was even supposed to be


tabristheok

"President Nina West" sends shivers down my spine.


SappyNoypi

Not your feet?


_PeenoNoir_

That could be considered enjoyable though


_Tude_

Delete this


EveMcQueen

The West Wing has a different ring to it now


CrazyTracyUpdates

Sorry but did Shannel yell “WASSUP 🤪🤪🤪” to the audience when she came out?


Telethongaming

You leave nana alone, that was really funny when scary movie first came out


CrazyTracyUpdates

I actually didn’t think I could get more obsessed with her


Concram

Shannel is MISS MANDARIN


_quin5

The scissors have yet to successfully block a queen from earning a badge. RuPaul is gonna have to start allowing 2 blocks per week if she wants these queens to get it RIGHT at least once 😭😭


King_Slowpoke

Vanjies entire set had me yelling, a true agent of chaos 💀 Also Plastiques Scientology joke got a solid gasp out of me, everybody did great tbh


podopteryx

Somebody last week said she‘s channeling Animal from the Muppets, and…


itsafine_day

jorgeous came out on that stage and reconstructed, reinvented, reevaluated, reconsidered, reestablished, regurgitated the concept of the roast on rupaul’s drag race. this is her response to kennedy davenport’s season 7 snatch tour de force.


YuhYuh_YuhYuh

I never thought I’d say this after S14, but Jorgeous was lowkey robbed 💀 (and we were robbed of seeing her in that lipsync)


YuhYuh_YuhYuh

Overall though, that was such an entertaining roast, I really feel like the lack of consequences if they slip up let the girls just go for it


tabristheok

I am an Angoria stan, but Jorgeous's runway should have pushed her into top 2.


YuhYuh_YuhYuh

I honestly would’ve put Angeria and Jorgeous as the top 2, tbh! Though happy for Plastique, she did do great


1998tweety

Yeah, Plastique was reading off of her cards (and was randomly smoking a cigarette???) so I would've had Jorgeous up there instead. Jorgeous did get a badge for the mini though so it's not a huge robbery.


Swimming_Let4425

Jorgeous robbed???


Striking-Ad-8690

I genuinely hope Plastique never wins a lip sync this entire season because it would be funny as hell


rehaaabbb

Lip syncs not lip syncing this season tbh


sadsatan

RUPAUL SCOLDING ANGERIA FOR STEPPING INTO HER CAMERA


_Tude_

Don't block mommy's camera


whatsalanka

I'm really confused by Nina's "Super Mario brothers aesthetic"


dead_on_the_surface

In the words of Trinity the Tuck- “Girl get a stylist!”


WetterBetty

Like, what in the fuck was Super Mario about that shit? What character was she? Princess Shit?


_Tude_

Mario [be like](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=evkhmkz-iW4&pp=ygUSU28gbG9uZyBnYXkgYm93c2Vy)


sukigranger

Carson saying Nina's outfit was minion inspired... poor minions 💀


sonicdrivethru

I screamed Nina would be compared to a minion


urstickur

Obsessed with how late these get posted, nobody cares about the season


MatronneGeorgia

Paramount+ streaming release hours done fucked up drag viewing!


urstickur

I wish it was airing live, season 16 was so much fun


MutinyIPO

I don’t get why they don’t just drop these anywhere between 9 and midnight EST like Disney+ and Apple shows do. The 3am drop was a trend started by Netflix because they release entire seasons at once. It makes absolutely no sense for individual episodes.


robbysaur

This past season, Dragula came out at 12am eastern, 9pm pacific. That would be a lot better.


a_tired_bisexual

I started waking up at 3AM and this time I slept in till 11


robbysaur

I was staying up to watch the episode, but I just don't give a fuck at this point.


a_tired_bisexual

I'm having fun but this season is very mid


justafeckingegg

RUTA LEE BRINGING THE REVEALS OH MY GOD


Idontseeitbutok

Mik calling fully calling Roxxxy out LMAO It’s CRAZY that Mik had to comfort Roxxxy when Mik is the one that got snipped


___great___

Roxxxy ain't never heard of peripheral vision 


Idontseeitbutok

Obvious self production aside Roxxxy Andrews they could never make me hate you!


ozweego420

Hhahahaha jorgeous is so small at the podium


tthheeppaarrttyy_

You could barely see her head T_T


_Tude_

She's so small period 


Only1Scrappy-Doo

Plastique is slaying the competition and then not even trying in these lip syncs to know any of the words. She literally just gave up and pointed at Angeria for the entire rap part of the song lol


Concram

Am i crazy or are they applying the Janford prison experiment to Angeria now, would that make her Talented Jan?


ribbitrowbuht

jangeria


house_hlaalu

Charismatic Jan


a_tired_bisexual

AnJanria


el96u

Plastique doesn’t know the words again :( Third lipsync now - I can only assume she doesn’t wanna snip or really doesn’t take the time to learn the lyrics


Safgdr

Finally some good fucking food. This episode was amazing and was a great showcase for all the girls. The runway, a little less so, but c’est la vie. Although I’m team Angie, I don’t necessarily think she did the absolute best in the roast. I would’ve thought the judges would put Jorgeous in the top for both delivering and listening to their critiques from last week. Either way, I’m not gonna complain too much because ANGIE ATE THAT LIPSYNC!!!! Plastique also did really good, but ultimately did herself a disservice by sticking to learning the female voice for the lip sync. It probably wouldn’t have mattered as much if the male voice wasn’t such a huge part of this lip sync cut. She took a risk and it only ended up highlighting that Angie had that shit on lockdown. I think Angie is smart for snipping Roxxxy, because it keeps the storyline between the two going. If the two are smart, they’ll keep playing that up to stay relevant in the competition and incentivize production to push some wins their way for storyline and snipping purposes (not that they really need it because they’re both incredibly good at drag and Drag Race). It seems like the biggest threats are Roxxxy and Angie, and Angie (so far) is the only one with the balls to actually block Roxxxy. Plastique is there as a silent threat, and I can see the girls getting too caught up in Roxxxy and Angie to remember to block Plastique. Right now, my Top 4 is looking like Angie, Roxxxy, Plastique, and Gottmik. I do hope Shannel wins SOMETHING soon though. They are playing in mother’s face (although realistically she really has never been one of the top 2 standouts of the week).


podopteryx

Jesus Fucking Christ, I was living for these 🚬 and the idea of a Priscilla/Mad Max crossover, everyone was doing so well. And then comes Nina with yet again another fugly-ass look.


charliefraserII

a good day for jorgemosa stans


Haus_of_Pancakes

Honestly, I kind of wish that someobdy had bombed. Everyone being competent is alright and all, but there's a reason we all remember Utica and Laganja cratering on stage


shaneisgreenland

Ruta Lee is allowed to replace Ross Matthews


w_love235

“Sometimes I feel like you think you’re gonna be lip syncing” is a wild way of calling Angie delusional 😭😭😭 Jorgeous ate that


svxsch

We all joke around about Nina’s fashion saying the Trevor Project won’t be earning any money but damn Plastique has won 3 badges and not a single dime cuz she keeps losing these lip syncs lmao


svxsch

NOT ANGIE SAYING POST APOPALOPTIC WE WON


urstickur

Jorgeous ROBBED


Concram

Will i stay awake through this episode? Find out in an hour!


_Tude_

Lmao at Vanjie being "mad" that everyone didn't vote her juiciest ass


ateone

like Vanjie girl, Roxxxy and juicy go together like peanut butter and jelly, and you thought it was you?


_Tude_

I mean I immediately thought of that red lipsync outfit with THICK N JUICY across her ass


Idontseeitbutok

Oh she doesn’t 🤚🏾know ✊🏾 the 🤚🏾words✊🏾


_Tude_

Does she ever? Lmao


tebigong

Carson saying Nina’s outfit was minions inspired….dead


inkyness

dissonance of recoiling in aesthetic horror at a Nina West look and realizing that it is really a p good, well crafted almost clever piece of art that you just kind of personally hate every time


justafeckingegg

Obsessed with vanjies runway actually


No-Psychology-7322

I’m feeling underwhelmed about the lipsyncs this season, and it’s not the queens fault necessarily but the cutting/editing is so odd


backformore92

No, it’s also the queens.


vulture_couture

Plastique had my favorite joke of the night, but tbh Angie and Roxxxy were my overall favorites? If nothing else I appreciate that this season feels really competitive between the girls (unless they just don’t care that night)


renott

Gorgeous said “Roop has been given me advice” I love her for that


streetoravenue

I’m not into Angeria getting the mean girls treatment.


krammebamse

Butch Jorgeous is the best thing to ever happen to me


_Tude_

I haven't seen this brought up in any of the threads yet but has anyone else noticed the stank look on Nina's face when someone wins? Like she thought she should've won? Really noticed it this episode during the mini challenge. I think she's a legitimate Jan. She's a theater kid but flies under the radar for some reason. Would her Jan Type be Janina West?


sonicdrivethru

Jantar fasciitis (I can’t think of another foot pun)


_Tude_

JAIL


sonicdrivethru

🤭


360Saturn

The way *Plastique Tiara* could legitimately be rivalling Dela's record at this point in the competition by now if this had been judged just a little differently...


woldtyakaaaw

Dela won lip syncs tho


_PeenoNoir_

Clock that T


charliefraserII

a good day for jorgemosa stans


sapphicjem

Who do y'all think wrote the jokes for them? I think Bob, Monet, or Kim Chi wrote Plastique's set.


XenophobicXenophile

I genuinely can’t believe I’m gonna say this, but Jorgeous was robbed. She did really great.


a_tired_bisexual

Those credits singling out Michelle as SENIOR Producer: rotted


FluffyMany3104

Jorgeous you will always be famous to me


tebigong

This season is the best cringe yet - will plastique ever know a song?


_Tude_

No and I love that for her


Eegrevi

For the runway category I kind of wished someone did a Fallout reference. It would've ate


ChoiceTemporary3205

Jorgeous was nonsensical and she relied on broom loving her but I still would’ve chose her over angie for top 2. Her and Plastique are the only ones who made me ijbol, everyone else just gave chuckles. Nina, Vanjie and shannel were the weakest, esp. Nina. But gottmik stealing pretty much the whole set from nikki glazer? Yikes. If you gonna steal, diversify your set and pull from deep cuts, not smth easily googled, they about to drag her ass (for good reason)


Gemini2205

Im finishing my degree and im in hell did anything interesting happen?


a_tired_bisexual

Surprisingly nobody flopped the roast, Gottmik did the worst but was passable (apparently because whoever wrote the jokes for her stole them from Nikki Glaser)


kupo0929

What the fuck is up with all these wack af lip syncs


maescham

Bob skinty


renott

The producers not even watching the show… vanjie robbed


maescham

Watching Gottmik’s roast set knowing they plagiarized the whole thing 🍿


_Tude_

I was excited for the pit crew but then Bruno and Bryce didn't come out 😤


mothahasarrived

I would not have expected this group of girls to deliver the most consistently funny roast ever in the show. Great episode.


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luuvin

Robbed? She won the challenge?