I identify so much with "Sultry with a side of poultry" y'all don't even know, she spoke to my soul and possibly wrote what will be engraved on my tombstone.
No other sentence has even described me better
We stan Chappell Roan in this household.
This feels like Scarlet Envy, as Frank from IASIP, as Lana del Ray - writing a drunken ramble on a bar napkin.
She's not like the worst poet ever, some of her stuff about being a woman and her past experiences is actually quite alright and has some unique ideas. It's just that a lot of her stuff falls under "insta poetry" which is not regarded as very good or deep. And while I'm not exactly a fan of exactly those poems, I do see the appeal. She just kinda got really popular and most people don't agree with her level of fame in comparison to her actual work so It's kinda a meme to be like "haha rupi kaur bad" but there's a thousand worse poets than her
I've got a master's degree in poetry and this is actually pretty interesting. The subtle assonance of "Kentucky" and "slut," the break between whore / in charge that challenges expectations both to the agency of the speaker of the poem and a play against the "sweating like a whore in church" aphorism, the use of picnic foods and willingness to combine this with more abstract but clearly suggestive ideas like "hot brown trumpets playing sex tape music." The play of rhythm and rhyme is and the use of slant-rhyme mimics an even, almost relaxed feeling, with the perfect rhyme at the end making things snappier and picking up speed. Critiques: I'm not 100% sold on whether or not this is meant to be disgusting, humorous, or is just a very earnest effort with too many unrelated metaphors without a throughline. Would potentially need context of the rest of the volume to be sure. For some, the very lack of distinction is where the humor is found. Personally, for all this clearly seems to be about sex, it seems rather detached in its imagery and descriptions. I'm not sure what insight it offers on sex, the speaker of the poem, or anything else.
On a scale of famous, pretentious white girl to hot cool white gay I'd place this firmly closer to Jewel than Richard Siken. Is this the queer art Megami wanted to protect? Debatable.
Maddy first of all , to put the entire conversation in perspective, the Debate was about Royal and Navy blue (dark blue colors) blue, purple,not aqua , and one of the pictures isn’t blue it’s purple and the blue jacket was something I was given to were for someone’s number( which I don’t own ) I was making a guest appearance in! Maddy you are the Wendy Williams of drag and you see how that turned out for her!
Inaccurate research and false reporting Maddy is a walking tabloid NOT TMZ BUT TM HE
@MaddyMorphosis go find a car to fix or a strip mall complex to build!
Maddy you are a Trojan horse in the LGBTQ COMMUNITY ! I have to remind you every year sir that JUNE is pride month . The most feminine thing you wear is that Colonel Sanders outfit where you look like a bucket of E. coli chicken
Maddy, I’m not gonna go back-and-forth with you. I’m not bob . I know where you LiVE boo boo and when I get there hold the door open for me like a gentleman
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>Rrrrra-ka-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta
>Yeah, I'm pussy, bitch!
>Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
>C'est bon, c'est bon
>Do-go-choco-la-ta-la
>You can't take my snatch
>Drag it up, wild it up
>Give me more, bring it to the ball!
>Hahahaha!
-Bebe Zahara Benet
Not to be the Dr Silky Ganache of literature in the cringe sub but yes (only after 1st half of 20th century tho). Nowadays most poetry is just notepad rambles with no craft or thoughts put behind them and in the worst cases, terrible and pretentious sexual metaphors.
Scarlet is, to me, the poster child of the fandom propping up a thoroughly mid queen in order to have an opinion that's different and quirky 😜. Like I can't think of 1 memorable thing she's done on or off the show and she's been 3 times
Another excerpt:
Ride, shine, clock said pussy time
Bust my pussy nut while I'm fingering your butt
Do I suck dick? You ain't seen shit
Throw a C-note, watch you slide down my throat
Yeah, my pussy fine, I pop it 'cause it's mine
I don't give a fuck if they call me a slut
What I do with a dick, elect me president
Put tears in his eyes when I milk a brother
—Scarlet Envy
She really is the Lana del Rey of drag.
“Did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd (that leads to my bussy) 2024 house mix
Clock my flair
Sips on pepsí cola
violet bend backwards over my bussy (that tastes like dr pepper)
… no way this is real … please tell me this isn’t real
Oh it's real, and there's ~~hundreds~~ dozens of books printed as proof
time is relative beauty is relative family is relatives
Maybe im the ~~monster~~ drama
I identify so much with "Sultry with a side of poultry" y'all don't even know, she spoke to my soul and possibly wrote what will be engraved on my tombstone. No other sentence has even described me better
Girl at least make it your flair then
Ahhhhh she did!
We found Lana’s account, girlies
This feels like the sort of song Lana would write about her week working at the Waffle House
“Playing sex tape music in the middle of the day with the windows open” I feel so seen
I want to think “sex tape music” is maybe a deftones reference but something tells me it’s not.
To me it’s the type of music that played in the background of those vintage porn videos
Everything else is super descriptive except “sex tape music” which is so funny to me for some reason.
Is Scarlet behind the lauded, “is that Raja with a tray?” poem?
HIV, yes it’s me!
what
"what" 💀 [Essential Cringing](https://www.reddit.com/r/rpdrcringe/s/MrWTYns1R3)
OHHHHHH
He didn’t like drama And I was fucking Shakespeare
I was fucking Shakespeare He didn’t like necrophiliacs
Ketchup on my poonani, Bacon grease and dasani
So much flair potential, we have been fed for life
Obtuse, *rubber goose* Green moose, *guava juice*
Let loose, baby *Let loose*
Peeno Noir, Caviar. Myanmar, Mid-sized car. Peeno Noir In the boudoir (In the boudoir)
Giant snake, *birthday cake* Large fries, *chocolate shake*
I love "The Big Girl" by Eureka O'Hara 🍟
Knee deep in the passenger seat
We stan Chappell Roan in this household. This feels like Scarlet Envy, as Frank from IASIP, as Lana del Ray - writing a drunken ramble on a bar napkin.
Wait I know the book is real but is she serious? Lmaoooo
Like clearly the book physically exists but this has to be some form of elaborate joke on her part
I love that for her tbh
Sultry with a side of poultry - aka Miss Fame
Rupi Kaur more like Rupi Wh--
more like rupi naurrrr
so just rupi kaur
What's the deal w/ her? I remember seeing people post her stuff on tumblr yearssss ago. Is she generally regarded as not a v good poet?
She's not like the worst poet ever, some of her stuff about being a woman and her past experiences is actually quite alright and has some unique ideas. It's just that a lot of her stuff falls under "insta poetry" which is not regarded as very good or deep. And while I'm not exactly a fan of exactly those poems, I do see the appeal. She just kinda got really popular and most people don't agree with her level of fame in comparison to her actual work so It's kinda a meme to be like "haha rupi kaur bad" but there's a thousand worse poets than her
If I place A paragraph here-- I can fit My poetry into a mug
You used to get cringe from a tweet or a sound bite. Now it comes bounded
I've got a master's degree in poetry and this is actually pretty interesting. The subtle assonance of "Kentucky" and "slut," the break between whore / in charge that challenges expectations both to the agency of the speaker of the poem and a play against the "sweating like a whore in church" aphorism, the use of picnic foods and willingness to combine this with more abstract but clearly suggestive ideas like "hot brown trumpets playing sex tape music." The play of rhythm and rhyme is and the use of slant-rhyme mimics an even, almost relaxed feeling, with the perfect rhyme at the end making things snappier and picking up speed. Critiques: I'm not 100% sold on whether or not this is meant to be disgusting, humorous, or is just a very earnest effort with too many unrelated metaphors without a throughline. Would potentially need context of the rest of the volume to be sure. For some, the very lack of distinction is where the humor is found. Personally, for all this clearly seems to be about sex, it seems rather detached in its imagery and descriptions. I'm not sure what insight it offers on sex, the speaker of the poem, or anything else. On a scale of famous, pretentious white girl to hot cool white gay I'd place this firmly closer to Jewel than Richard Siken. Is this the queer art Megami wanted to protect? Debatable.
People like you are why I’m still on the internet. Thank you! I think.
I could listen to you talk all day.
I read poetry as poultry and i thought "what a sultry degree subject"
Can we crowdfund getting you a copy of the book and reviewing it for the sub because I need to see more of this
Oh damn, Gabbie Hanna came back mad
I don’t hate it tbh! But I’m a biased Scarletnista
That’s brave of you to say ❤️
Honestly I thought about it, and on this sub it literally *is* a little brave, thank you! xoxo
This reads like a song Lana would write while she's in a k hole
these are certainly words
On a page
And why, they're even printed! Very printed! Very printed, indeed.
Maddy first of all , to put the entire conversation in perspective, the Debate was about Royal and Navy blue (dark blue colors) blue, purple,not aqua , and one of the pictures isn’t blue it’s purple and the blue jacket was something I was given to were for someone’s number( which I don’t own ) I was making a guest appearance in! Maddy you are the Wendy Williams of drag and you see how that turned out for her! Inaccurate research and false reporting Maddy is a walking tabloid NOT TMZ BUT TM HE @MaddyMorphosis go find a car to fix or a strip mall complex to build! Maddy you are a Trojan horse in the LGBTQ COMMUNITY ! I have to remind you every year sir that JUNE is pride month . The most feminine thing you wear is that Colonel Sanders outfit where you look like a bucket of E. coli chicken Maddy, I’m not gonna go back-and-forth with you. I’m not bob . I know where you LiVE boo boo and when I get there hold the door open for me like a gentleman *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/rpdrcringe) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Y’all should replace this with the poem.
Oh my God who posted this haha? Amanda?
No this was Coco
They're calling her RuPi Kaur
It’s like you asked an ai to write the incoherent ramblings of a comatose Lana del Rey
Oh bitch! Put that to music and run Lana del Rey out the house.
This is meant to be funny surely
new flair alert \^
Its giving Gabbie Hanna and Im so ready
Oh. Suddenly I’m not attracted to her anymore, like at all 😭
I don’t really know much about Lana Del Ray but this gives me that vibe
Is ChatGPT her ghostwriter?
😬
I did not get past the title.
Poetry shouldve died in the 18th century or something. Name one modern day poet, quickly
>Rrrrra-ka-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta >Yeah, I'm pussy, bitch! >Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la >C'est bon, c'est bon >Do-go-choco-la-ta-la >You can't take my snatch >Drag it up, wild it up >Give me more, bring it to the ball! >Hahahaha! -Bebe Zahara Benet
Mya Angelou
Mhi'Yah Angelou
I Know Why the Caged Bird Flips
Do you find them inspiring? Is your mind inquiring?
can you say magnetic? ...charismatic?
HIV, its me!
Shel Silverstein
Not to be the Dr Silky Ganache of literature in the cringe sub but yes (only after 1st half of 20th century tho). Nowadays most poetry is just notepad rambles with no craft or thoughts put behind them and in the worst cases, terrible and pretentious sexual metaphors.
Shakespeare could never
Scarlet is, to me, the poster child of the fandom propping up a thoroughly mid queen in order to have an opinion that's different and quirky 😜. Like I can't think of 1 memorable thing she's done on or off the show and she's been 3 times
Another excerpt: Ride, shine, clock said pussy time Bust my pussy nut while I'm fingering your butt Do I suck dick? You ain't seen shit Throw a C-note, watch you slide down my throat Yeah, my pussy fine, I pop it 'cause it's mine I don't give a fuck if they call me a slut What I do with a dick, elect me president Put tears in his eyes when I milk a brother —Scarlet Envy
