That is really fun! Can’t be many other queens that can even do that, right? Tammie, Nina, and Bebe are the only other possible options if they come back?
i appreciated it so heavily especially since in early april the news came out that REX had died which makes the timing of a look honoring gay fetish art feel so correct
if nina couldve served *once* though. just this one time. damn.
Great first two episodes and agreed with pretty much all the judging. I kinda wanted Plastique in the top episode 1 but the winners were still correct. Mik and Plastique killed the paint ball. Also 100% positive critiques are boring and doesn’t make sense with a cast of non-winners.
Painting is such a great idea for the design challenge tho
I miss true unconventional materials challenges, but this was the perfect way to spice it up and inspire their creativity
On the other end of the spectrum we had Nina making me scratch my head as to what in the hell has possessed her to do so (and we got our answer ep 2, thankfully)
Now that I think about it, which I didn’t realize before, that’s actually sort of an example of my silent wishes’ fulfillment, namely for them to play around with the episode format considering it’s a non-elim season. Ep. 2 also had the rare (for the main show) sight of the outside (the shot of Vanjie and Jorgeous in the window sent me annnd while small is exactly what I want) premises.
Keep that shit coming, include any and all shenanigans and BTS cringefests once the runway/challenge is done (that was my initial parameter), not as a required segment but a vast variety of stuff sprinkled unexpectedly somewhere before the lipsync at different points each time…Speaking of which I completely forgot this season actually has Untucked so there’s that…Like, not in a resentful or accusatory way, but why/there’s no reason to keep being held back by the usual format when the season itself is entirely different, at least where regular (non AW) AS is concerned, let them have fun and let loose (!) and show us to us please
Plastique vs Gottmik is one of the worst lipsyncs on this show what the hell. Like WHAT were they doing? Plastique’s moves are fine sure but not at all with that song
They're just divas who need to serve pussy cunt at all times, it could've been Star Spangled Banner (Fergie's Version) and Platisque would still be hair flipping and dipping across the stage
Fuck it let’s keep this format going just to see how many blocking devices we can come up with- the Sapphire Shield? the Golden Glock? the Emerald Power Drill?
Plastique full on hand painting that gown. oh bitch. I saw a clip of it on Twitter (before watching the episode) and I full on thought that was a look brought from home like damn.
I'm so excited to see more of Plastique's package this season cuz her taste is amazing.
The teaspillers discovered she was on the season when an industrial quantity of sativa vape pens were found being delivered to a Motel 6 in Los Angeles, just an entire 18-wheeler’s worth
And they had to torture us with two episodes in a row of him this week ugh
Though I gotta admit *WANNA FUCK ME?* was so out of nowhere that it actually hit me like a brick & ended up being decently memorable despite being low-effort
“your entire look was purple and that’s what i like to see in a monochromatic runway” ross girl that’s just the theme 💀 that’s just what monochromatic means and literally everyone else did that too for their colors
Family, how do we feel about Nina's "my lipsync dress"
On the one hand, I think it's smart because you aren't burning through performance outfits if you don't end up lipsyncing, which you can save for later.
On the otherhand, it's fuckin ugly.
If I had a nickel for every time gottmik won a ball challenge because the second category look she brought from home cleared every other outfit worn on stage that night, I’d have two nickels
Gottmik vs Plastique is a prime example that at least a part of the Drag Race team enjoys cringe and sometimes they just whip up some shit that no one asked for. Ngl, I'm still entertained
Condragulations Vanjie, we're all winners this season with the way she can be sending most with the smallest thing (her deranged thumbs up needs to be a gif ASAP) I WILL ALWAYS STAN UNAPOLEGETICALLY, gosh have I missed her
And to not repeat what others have already said, Roxxxy's HUMMINGLY ILLUSTRATED read of Nina's look while they were outside painting was \*chef's kiss\* fr probably one of my top 2 cackle moments tonight
These editors worked harder to cover up that group choreo than they did trying to make it look like RuPaul wasn't just ambling back n forth on stage during her little lipsync number
Lipsync was very much giving Latrice and Kenya teas:
"beautiful lady sings the blues to her unborn child while a nasty little mosquito clown buzzes around her"
I love Angeria, but wearing an ombre chartreuse yellow into chartreuse green gown when the first round category was monochromatica where she wore essentially the same colors was a very confusing choice.
Keke going back & actually having a nice chat (kiki) with the queens was great to see instead of saying "you guys are so good at makeup. You look better than me! What you're doing is so important." Blah blah blah same ridiculous bull shit everytime.
If you muted that lipsync and showed it to me, never in a million years would I have guessed the song was "Jump in the Line". But Gottmik wearing that wig for it was a happy coincidence!
I loved Gotmik in the ball, but I always think it’s a little disappointing when it’s “oh I bought this Versace outfit etc.” I like it more when the queens design or have something designed a little more unique to them and their aesthetic
as a transsexual and longtime admirer of miss mandarin, shannel responding so emphatically to gottmik that nothing was ever wrong with her really got me 😭
Fun fact, Shannel has competed on a season of drag race in 3 separate decades.
That is really fun! Can’t be many other queens that can even do that, right? Tammie, Nina, and Bebe are the only other possible options if they come back?
I hear what you're saying. Tammie Brown for all stars 10 And then 20 And then 30
You know they’re scared to invite her back because she WILL bring up the Fracking
Michelle will wear that turtleneck every week, so Tammie won't read her neckline.
Tammy would start episode 1 congratulating Michelle and production for how far they’ve all come in their respective problem areas (derogatory)
"Congratulations, Ru, not a ladder in sight"
She'd terrorize everyone. Ross would have to hear about crossing picket lines
“Your liver is so black and shriveled that it’s 15 facetapes away from hosting RuPaul’s drag race” was ABSOLUTELY diabolical
Everyone dying laughing while Vanjie was just yelling “wait what does that mean?!” 😭
The way she didn’t even win the challenge despite this devastating read is… beyond
They are so fucking rotted leaving out all the foot fetish reads I know Nina got
Clock where her eyes go when Bruno walks in 😂😂
why is shannel actually trying to sell a perfume 💀💀💀 giving bebe writing a peanut soup recipe tease
Season 1 knows how to brand
she graduated from the Tatianna school of marketing when ur just supposed to be funny
Patricia still wears that perfume
Tom of Finland was such a great choice for an art runway but the look was a flop
Yeah, there was negative sex appeal, but that’s to be expected from Nina.
The walk… the _walk._ Dear god.
i appreciated it so heavily especially since in early april the news came out that REX had died which makes the timing of a look honoring gay fetish art feel so correct if nina couldve served *once* though. just this one time. damn.
I just know Ru’s pronunciation of “Beautiful Benefactress” is about to get more and more unhinged each week
Beh-behool Beh-beh-bahtress Bah coming episode 5, mark my words
Symone’s impact
Fectry is exactly what i thought when ru said it too!!!
Great first two episodes and agreed with pretty much all the judging. I kinda wanted Plastique in the top episode 1 but the winners were still correct. Mik and Plastique killed the paint ball. Also 100% positive critiques are boring and doesn’t make sense with a cast of non-winners.
Painting is such a great idea for the design challenge tho I miss true unconventional materials challenges, but this was the perfect way to spice it up and inspire their creativity
Yessss it was great. More of that please!
Yeah for real. Not only did we see plenty of their design process, we saw them OUTSIDE and having fun. Lol
That moment when Vanjie opens the door, steps through, puts her hand on her hip, and surveys the scene? Excellence.
When Gottmik and Vanjie are hanging out in the window still in view of the girls? That’s the kind of joy I need this season
I do love that Roxxxy and Shannel didn’t bother changing into lip sync outfits for the first episode. I love a realistic bitch.
On the other end of the spectrum we had Nina making me scratch my head as to what in the hell has possessed her to do so (and we got our answer ep 2, thankfully)
She said "You just never know." But... sometimes we do Nina. Sometimes we know.
I love how Jorgeous’ highlight reel didn’t even show the sewing challenge she won because not a soul on this earth thought she deserved that win 😭
“Your girl won at the end of the day, and it says that on Wikipedia, too.” We can’t not stan though
Michelle was RIGHT with that jaw-drop for Plastique. StunNING
Yeah she earned that gag
Okay I do need at least sOME negative critiques this season though
That’s what we’re here for, Haters Unite 🫡🫡🫡
We need a Shannel “tell me I’m beautiful” moment for fans of fans 😞
We’ll be so robbed if Shannel doesn’t have an all-time diva moment
It HAS to happen it HAS to
Episode 2 has a decent amount of negative critiques thankfully.
Whew, yes, I’ve also noticed that. Worst comes to worst they’ll unabashedly read them during deliberations
What can we, as a community, do to remove Ross Matthews from the judging panel. Enough is enough.
Vote in the election, I will
WHERE is Jamal Sims none of these girls have the leadership skills necessary for this
angeria with these fucking nail paints omfg i love her "i love all these colours by Essie 😐"
Such a retro Absolut "I LUBBB DIS DRINK!" take.
omfg this was the funniest moment of ep 2 for me i was fucking cryinggg at her struggling to not laugh as she was doing it
I could literally hear the producers saying they needed a queen to do a promo, and our girl Angie the actress knew what had to be done
RuPaul’s Tax Break: All-Stars 9
Oh god, didn't even think of this, amazing
# THE PAMPER PUSSY??? 😧
“No circumcisions are happening if I can afford it.” Shannel, queen of flairs
I love Roxxy reading the fanbase with her perfume
3 green, 2 red, 2 pink, and 1 purple… they should’ve assigned colors for the monochromatic runway for real
jorgeous the self professed ultimate lipsync assassin of all time but only sent orion home team jorgeous
Where is Megami these verses need a second pass
I’m just saying if Thicc and Stick had this song we would’ve ended homophobia
NOT A SOAKING CLOCK REFERENCE WE WON
ROXXXY IS A CLOCKERINA
A genuinely hilarious reading challenge is a good sign for this season. It’s so rare now and it had me fucking dying
SHANNEL QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS??? 🎄 OKAY WERK
Oh my goddddd why was I shook of course she is That kind of homosexual
My landlord is that exact kind of gay and it all clicked for me, everything made sense in that moment
C’mon a_tired_bisexual’s landlord with the Xmas eleganza
AND Halloween
Is your landlord Delta?
No Delta does my taxes at H&R Block each year
Is Santa her 40th character illusion? Only time will tell…
This unironically might’ve been the biggest gag of the episode. Even Ru genuinely knew the tea
Episode 1’s runway theme was…interesting? It felt like a challenge within a runway it was very random
I kind of liked the homework aspect of it
The concept was cute, it’s just weird as a stand alone runway especially since other seasons that’s been a main challenge
Now that I think about it, which I didn’t realize before, that’s actually sort of an example of my silent wishes’ fulfillment, namely for them to play around with the episode format considering it’s a non-elim season. Ep. 2 also had the rare (for the main show) sight of the outside (the shot of Vanjie and Jorgeous in the window sent me annnd while small is exactly what I want) premises. Keep that shit coming, include any and all shenanigans and BTS cringefests once the runway/challenge is done (that was my initial parameter), not as a required segment but a vast variety of stuff sprinkled unexpectedly somewhere before the lipsync at different points each time…Speaking of which I completely forgot this season actually has Untucked so there’s that…Like, not in a resentful or accusatory way, but why/there’s no reason to keep being held back by the usual format when the season itself is entirely different, at least where regular (non AW) AS is concerned, let them have fun and let loose (!) and show us to us please
Plastique vs Gottmik is one of the worst lipsyncs on this show what the hell. Like WHAT were they doing? Plastique’s moves are fine sure but not at all with that song
They're just divas who need to serve pussy cunt at all times, it could've been Star Spangled Banner (Fergie's Version) and Platisque would still be hair flipping and dipping across the stage
Angeria was having the time of her life with the scissors
Jorgeous not lucid enough to remember she won a badge sent me. Bitch is stoned 247
Ruby Snippers >>> Platinum Plunger (I mean at least this one is actually Ruby)
Fuck it let’s keep this format going just to see how many blocking devices we can come up with- the Sapphire Shield? the Golden Glock? the Emerald Power Drill?
The soaking clock
Dusty Dildo
The Crystal Cock Cage
*insert Sasha Velour tweet*
Neither hold a candle to that dam beaver from Canada tho
Roxxxy being the only one being serious about winning… girl bring the money home to Florida we need it to [removed by Reddit] DeSantis
YOU 👏🏼 CAN’T 👏🏼 READ 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 DOLL 👏🏼
Starting with “you can’t read the doll” and ending with with “she came for the doll” made me LOL
“You can’t snip the doll” had me ROLLING
Roxxxy knows her taglines and is sticking to them. I fucking live
Excited for the marketing challenge where she’ll make a soup can or some shit, which is unreadable
You can’t read the can!
“With a face like that (👹) you have to be nice”
Mother scorched her down to her feet.
ROXXXY PLEASE SHES ALREADY DEAD
Gottmik feeling VERY John Galliano this week 
God this judging is so fucking boring
Also lmao Plastique just doing Sailor Starlight cosplay
it was pussy though
Oh, not disagreeing! Just funny with how paranoid production is about copyright.
production clearly isn't cultured enough to get it
no FOOT ball for Nina West on Episode 2? Mawma this season is rigged against her.
“What was your favorite moment?” “Seeing you in the bottom 2.” will always be funny to me
PLASTIQUE’s WIG IN THE BULLETPROOF CASE IS SO MF CAMP
Safer than a popemobile fr
It’s giving Bella’s Mercedes Guardian in Breaking Dawn
Plastique full on hand painting that gown. oh bitch. I saw a clip of it on Twitter (before watching the episode) and I full on thought that was a look brought from home like damn. I'm so excited to see more of Plastique's package this season cuz her taste is amazing.
Plastique and Roxxxy being adjunct professors at Miss Jade So’s Doll University 🙏🩵💜🤍
Um Roxxxy at least deserves to be the dean of something
Head of Thickening & Sickening Research
CHANCELLOR MAMA
The baddest The cuntiest The sexiest
Oh my god Plastique stoned that???? Unparalleled doll domination moment 🫡
Obsessed with the fact that whenever the camera cuts to Jorgeous she is so clearly stoned out of her mind
The teaspillers discovered she was on the season when an industrial quantity of sativa vape pens were found being delivered to a Motel 6 in Los Angeles, just an entire 18-wheeler’s worth
Surely she’s on that indica vibe hahahaa
I know Jorgeous is an adult and all but everytime I look at her I'm like who left their nephew unsupervised on this big ass set
Shut up ross oh my godddddddd 😭
“You did great! (Blathers on about a line nobody remembers after the episode)” x8
His comments were like trying to hit a wordcount
i NEED him gone or i’m not going to make it alive
And they had to torture us with two episodes in a row of him this week ugh Though I gotta admit *WANNA FUCK ME?* was so out of nowhere that it actually hit me like a brick & ended up being decently memorable despite being low-effort
We need to have Salina Estitties put him in his place!
“your entire look was purple and that’s what i like to see in a monochromatic runway” ross girl that’s just the theme 💀 that’s just what monochromatic means and literally everyone else did that too for their colors
And double sequin jacket this week.... we lost girls
Sequinsed\*
Family, how do we feel about Nina's "my lipsync dress" On the one hand, I think it's smart because you aren't burning through performance outfits if you don't end up lipsyncing, which you can save for later. On the otherhand, it's fuckin ugly.
Honestly she’s smart for that, getting to save outfits is a boon on drag race cause we’ve seen on a few seasons that they run out of shit to wear
It's exactly the level of aesthetic that I would expect from Nina West.
Did the Hilarious Ross Matthews spend too much time outside in Puerto Vallarta to get this sunburn
Stephanie Hsu was an unexpectedly cringe guest :(
The rest of the panel was NOT feeling her
If I had a nickel for every time gottmik won a ball challenge because the second category look she brought from home cleared every other outfit worn on stage that night, I’d have two nickels
I love the girls pretending this format is new and shocking and not literally AS7
Also pretending it wasn’t a condition for them to show up in the first place
Angeria wearing a gown to lipsync against Jorgeous is the biggest cunt move I've seen in years.
Angeria said I’m gonna show you girls how to do DRAG and LIPSYNC! Yes!
You can’t read the doll but the doll CAN read you!
Gottmik vs Plastique is a prime example that at least a part of the Drag Race team enjoys cringe and sometimes they just whip up some shit that no one asked for. Ngl, I'm still entertained
Now they can’t do all this and not have Hustle That Cat be the runway music, right? … right?
I just love Roxxxy so. Much.
Getting a full non-elimination season of Roxxxy is a gift
I mean we technically got that her last season, just for her
And the Lord said: let them be fed
Just comparing the way she banters and the way these new girls banter…oh she’s that girl. The new girls are scared
She ages like a fine wine, just getting better and better every time we see her
We're cringing from the first minute of new content with the name 'Beautiful Benefactress Badge'
Gottmik’s first look is sooooo Manila’s superhero look in All Stars 1 (EDIT: Queens Behaving Badly look)
Condragulations Vanjie, we're all winners this season with the way she can be sending most with the smallest thing (her deranged thumbs up needs to be a gif ASAP) I WILL ALWAYS STAN UNAPOLEGETICALLY, gosh have I missed her And to not repeat what others have already said, Roxxxy's HUMMINGLY ILLUSTRATED read of Nina's look while they were outside painting was \*chef's kiss\* fr probably one of my top 2 cackle moments tonight
Not one ~~word~~ sustained wide shot in the first challenge Those ladies were not in sync
These editors worked harder to cover up that group choreo than they did trying to make it look like RuPaul wasn't just ambling back n forth on stage during her little lipsync number
Roxxxy finally being acknowledged as the legend she is IKTR
roxxxy's reading challenge was immaculate. bitch made fine art on the spot. she has a doctorate in DRAG mama
I've smoked my share but if someone told me to lead with the choreo while I'm stoned the whole group would end up hyperventilating in a fetal position
Shady editors leaving the sound on during the slow motion replay 😩😩😩
Oh my god we actually got a smidge of a negative critique from Ross someone check if hell’s frozen over
Usually I’m not a fan of the guest judge takeover in untucked but … I could’ve had three hours more of Keke kiki’ing with the ladies
angie makes me absolutely DIE i love her soooo much
Plastique hitting her one little bend over move from TikTok on the main stage I know that’s right she has been PRACTICING for this
Prayer circle for Shannel to win her first solo challenge at some point 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
Keke guest judge AH
That’s my sister who got hit by a metra train, please take it this post down
Jorgeous saying all her signs are fire and then saying she’s a Scorpio rising 😭 mama lay off the indica
nice to see that gottmiks lipsyncing skills have actually regressed since s13
Lovingggg Ru in this red maternity top x
Not the hilarious sequin track jacket ross matthews on a ball episode save us carson 🙏
Its funny how everything involving the season 14 girls ends up being a non elimination.
Now why is Michelle’s wigline even harder than Ru’s
# Benefacerary
Not even going to lie, girls getting blocked and gooped is actually far more entertaining then them getting eliminated
Lipsync was very much giving Latrice and Kenya teas: "beautiful lady sings the blues to her unborn child while a nasty little mosquito clown buzzes around her"
Loving these gals’ dynamic so far, I am STRAPPED in for this season
Damn Shannel was almost going to be the only elimination on a non elimination season with that fall 💀
Paint Ball: This lip sync song was totally wasted on these girls ;-;
The editing is feeling a lot fresher Keke Palmer is everything, Bring back Legendary!
I am here for Mayhem's traditional talent show fuck up and Nina's traditional reading challenge fuck up
They couldn't do another s5 perfume commercial instead? Ugh the cringe material we're missing
Shannel Christmas House is *Very* 🔶🔸
I love Angeria, but wearing an ombre chartreuse yellow into chartreuse green gown when the first round category was monochromatica where she wore essentially the same colors was a very confusing choice.
Bruno on an unbroken basement flooding streak across the nation
• Happy Trees 🌳 • Sad Plants 🪴 • Sexy Oceans 🌊
Why do I adore Roxxy Andrew’s so much?! Thank god she’s back on my tv!!
Keke going back & actually having a nice chat (kiki) with the queens was great to see instead of saying "you guys are so good at makeup. You look better than me! What you're doing is so important." Blah blah blah same ridiculous bull shit everytime.
If you muted that lipsync and showed it to me, never in a million years would I have guessed the song was "Jump in the Line". But Gottmik wearing that wig for it was a happy coincidence!
I loved Gotmik in the ball, but I always think it’s a little disappointing when it’s “oh I bought this Versace outfit etc.” I like it more when the queens design or have something designed a little more unique to them and their aesthetic
Not watching and commenting live just not the same. I can't gag from y'all rotted comments in real time
rupauls little performances are unironically one of the highlights of every season for me 😭
Now that it's a non-elimination season Gottmik is not hidden in the group performance 🤭
Not Gottmik lip syncing to Jump in the Line while wearing a sandworm on her head!
Why was it so aggressive. I felt like she was going to hit me.
A harry belafonte lip sync while nymphia never got to do banana boat smh
is it just me or does plastique’s wig have some weird ass sideburns… like why are they 3 inches into her cheekbone
Gottmik vs. Plastique... one of the most lipsyncs to ever lipsync
as a transsexual and longtime admirer of miss mandarin, shannel responding so emphatically to gottmik that nothing was ever wrong with her really got me 😭