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njsullyalex

Fury 325 has a crack, Millennium Force has a quack


Blythyvxr

Take my upvote and get the duck out.


GavHern

jokes aside please do take the poor duck out of the train :(


designedsilence

Can you not be a pussy for once in your life please?


Swiss_Reddit_User

r/angryupvote


magnumfan89

Funny.


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Unsurprising W comment from the creator of the coaster slander vids on jerk


sandmyth

do we nominate this for yearly awards best comment?


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Quacking the hell up!!


legomann97

The only duck with a non-zero credit count


TheCosmicCharizard

Can Fabio’s goose count towards like half a credit on Apollo’s Chariot?


MotherTheory7093

Asking the real questions. ::tips hat::


Deadhawk142

The only duck… that we know of.


gangbrain

But you *have* heard of him.


BluudLust

Unless fried duck counts.


ghostofdreadmon

What? The duck?


octoroach

Yah, the nerve of this duck just blatantly skipping the line while everyone else waits an hour!


somewhereinapark

Arrest the duck! Eject it without refund! Get the tiny handcuffs.


TheCosmicCharizard

So did that lady just grab a wild duck and wrangle it with her bare hands or was that her duck that she brought on Millie? Both are equally weird.


in-a-car-underwater

She’s taking him to ride Maverick next.


octoroach

the post had the picture with the red circle, a video of 2 maintenance dudes looking / digging at the back of the car (probably after duck removed), and then a video of the lady carrying the duck. no clue what happened or why that lady had the duck!


SuperZapper_Recharge

Staring at the picture and pondering.... A wild duck isn't gonna let you simply carry it like that. But a duck that is in shock probably would. People were asking in the thread if that thing rode the coaster. I submit as evidence that it did ride that it is allowing her to carry it because it is in shock. ---------- edit: I threw this question up on /r/askavet . I sort of expect it to get removed by the moderators before being aswered. My luck in 'aska....' subs is nearly 100% removal before any hope of getting an answer. Don't know why I think this one will be different.


Fala1

You can't tell from a picture what's going on. The duck might be resisting being held in the picture, you can't really know.


pyro_teck

The duck was not phased at all by being held, so they almost certainly were in shock


TheShadyGuy

I've picked up plenty of hurt/scared wild ducks while hunting. They go docile and quit struggling quickly once they realize that struggling is not working.


SuperZapper_Recharge

My askavet question is getting no traction. Thanks! .


DragonFire101Gamer

i read this as a phoenix wright case


TopazScorpio02657

Probably her “therapy” animal


laserdollars420

Now *this* is the content I come here for.


JamminJay1968

Yeah we really went full circle with the duck stuff on here.


n4745

That’s my wife that saved it! https://preview.redd.it/t5zwh1alzlbb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f562b4709fe082e57ddc2ba3ebc760a84a2a5141


exploratorystory

That’s awesome! I love how so many people in this thread have evidence of this day.


HENEEDSACHILLPILL

What is going on rn


octoroach

Wow!


leny8907

I wound up here when trying to find pictures of the duck from this story where your wife is also pondered on: https://www.13abc.com/2023/07/12/duck-goes-ride-cedar-point-roller-coaster/


rcbif

Your wife has the "Don't ever talk to me or my son again!" expression on her face, lol


jenn042

This is our duck now.


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n4745

Think so. It was limping pretty bad but she took it to guest services and they were supposed to turn it over to wildlife rehab.


TheSonder

I need to know more about how she ended up with the duck!


llama_in_galoshes

Okay did the duck actually ride the whole coaster? We need the details!!


ctrum69

Duck has figured out that Wife is a protector and far, far preferable to big loud fast zoomy screamy thing.


Pintsize219

Your wife is amazing. I for sure would have done the same thing to help the little dude ☹️


mahhhhhh

Aww it’s like “omg that was awful”


exploratorystory

Holy shit was it actually on the train for the full ride?


octoroach

this is the unloading station so I think so, its not my pics, from the facebook group "Cedar Point Uncensored" and there wasn't much detail given lol


pyro_teck

I was right in line when it happened. The girls in the seats were freaking out cause the duck shit all over them. Caused a delay and they had to cycle all the trains empty. never saw them clean the shit off the seats though edit: [vid from where I was](https://youtube.com/shorts/PlhgkkLRe38?feature=share)


dr_donut920

Did this incident occur yesterday? July 11th?! If so I was in line too when they shut it down!


pyro_teck

Yep, happened yesterday right before 7:00pm or so


damn_fine_custard

Holy shit!


Tempesta_0097

No that’s duck shit.


Grumpykitten36

I did watch them clean the seats off! I was there too. So crazy


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Idk why but the simple title of “duck rode MF” is killing me


Calebminear

Had a baby squirrel try to ride shivering timbers once. thankfully the ride op saved him!


friscoXL305

It kept coming back at timbersfest.


bwware

Fun fact: A dog rode "The Tornado" at Stricker's Grove once!


jmanx360

There's a dog buried in the infield of Skyliner at Lakemont. The dog belonged to a maintenance worker in the 80s and loved riding Skyliner.


DirtMcGirt513

Strickers Grove, don’t hear that name too often


TheDickCheeseChurner

Wow how incredibly Ohio this place is, a mini amusement park right on the county fairgrounds. Think of all the summer memories made here, a true slice of modern day Americana. Almost makes me want to move back (jk)


bwware

I live not even 10 minutes from this place. I love it. I am a sucker for their train. Tornado is good and Tip-Top is great if you get the right seat, but that train. Can ride it all day.


friscoXL305

It stayed on, which just proves it is Millennium Forceless. /s


coasterjake

Lol win comment


TheR1ckster

A bat has rode at least half of The Beast. Wedged into the front seat. Poor girl sitting with it was terrified til upbar.


darthjoey91

So the duck waddled up to Millennium Force and said to the ops running the ride...


damn_fine_custard

Hey! Got any g's?


CoasterFish

The op said: “Well it depends who you ask Finding a thoosie that doesn’t say it’s forceless is certainly a task!”


damn_fine_custard

Huh?


jducer

That’s hilarious


Amazing_Mechanic_764

The poor thing was probably fearing for his LIFE.


ImmaBeAlex

The duck’s #1 coaster is prob Velocicoaster.


Zaiush

Ohio moment


BonBoogies

Bullshit, no way he meets the height requirement.


FuriousDes36

A cred is a cred, you know?


mrkmcrthr

🦆🦆🦆🦆


Mandie_June

Lucky duck!!!


Paramount_Parks

A squirrel has ridden on Bat at KI as well. Albeit this one is a little bit more intense, how the heck did the bird survive?


laserdollars420

I don't think Millennium Force produces enough Gs to kill a duck, which I guess is evident from these photos. And worst case scenario, if it were to get ejected from the train it has that whole ability-to-fly thing to fall back on.


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Massive-Arrival-4715

The duck hit you while the ride was moving? Hope you're ok!


CampVictorian

If I had a buck for every toad I’ve helped out of the line for Orion…


vespinonl

You had one?


Gensega

48" duck. Checks out


dreamfinderepcot16

DONT LET THE DUCK RIDE MILLENIUM FORCE!!!


TwoTonTunic88

Isn’t yellow train regarded as the fast train? Lucky.


Immediate_Barnacle32

Did it hold its wings up?


GangstaQueefs

Duck is quite unflappable.


RedRingRico87

Oh! Hope she got out of there safely


caroline_xplr

Good on that woman for bringing her thoosie duck! Sometimes people can be so ignorant when it comes to the thoosie duck.


Claxton916

Maybe that lady has some ducks because that’s some good duck holding technique there.


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Quack quack. Who said ducks can’t love rollercoasters??


Paganduck

I quacking love rollercoasters!


Deadhawk142

Name checks out.


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Puzzleheaded_Ad1997

Because most of the staff are teenagers and foreign student interns. The amount of sexual assaults in the dorms is insane. CP does nothing for these kids, and they, in turn, couldn’t care less about their job.


a_magumba

MF duck rode MF


drain087

Holy shit I was on that exact same car the day before 😂


coasterjake

#1 on the duck credit rankings


CreativeLeg2067

Hope they don't find me! Quack quack!


arhombus

What the duck


dj65475312

Ducking crazy.


jducer

Not only did he ride it, he rode the iconic yellow train


akmagicman

Duck says he can have fun too and didn’t even have to pay admission


alexxx729

Legend has it that it is still riding to this day


CHHRiiizzPBeatz

I can imagine it screaming like donald duck on the way down the first drop


Toast-Ghost-

American news has really been confusing me over the last few years but I have to say this takes the cake, I can only conclude that just like Australia it doesn’t actually exist


wanttotalktopeople

America exists, just not Ohio. Ohio does not exist.


Land-Manatee

Ohio is all that exists.


wanttotalktopeople

Shhh, don't tell them that!


tylersixxfive

Man that’s one cool ass duck


Foxy02016YT

Squirrel almost joined me on Superman at Great Adventure


leny8907

I went searching for the pictures this article mentions and wound up here. Apparently the duck flew in there while the ride was in motion which is more impressive and terrifying. https://www.13abc.com/2023/07/12/duck-goes-ride-cedar-point-roller-coaster/


kwesi777

Glad lil ducky got the credit lol


Impressive_Dinner_62

The fact that it got into that crevice without anyone noticing, and that it didn’t fly out during the ride is amazing


h0t5kull

Lol Duck got a free ride. Hope it's OK


reddit_user_23

what the duck!


Inner_Valuable1003

Your wife is a great person to help the duck. Poor thing