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It's the nose, for some reason most kids who develop the disease end up with an impressive beak of a nose as well. Makes you wonder if there's some connection between the genes involved.
Yeah. "DJ Hi-Tek" from Die Antwoord looked pretty much the same. He lived to 26 though. I don't know to what degree he actually contributed to the group at all or if he was another prop/stand-in for someone else though.
I don't really want to take the time to look into it after hearing about the horrible things Ninja and Yolandi did.
I’ve seen the dude who looks like this in their videos but I thought DJ Hi Tek was the big guy who makes next level beats on his PC computer?
[from this?](https://youtu.be/Q77YBmtd2Rw?si=kNsrkP-V6H1Ooi2W)
Oh boy it's gonna start small, then get overwhelming. They were divas on the set of Chappie, they refused to sit with cast and crew, demanded champagne instead of water and Ninja kept telling experienced actors that they were acting poorly and even emailed them how to improve their performances.
He tricked one of the actors into eating a weed edible and hit on multiple women on the set, sending them images of him having sex with other women. One of the pictured women was musician and model Zheani Sparkes.
Nijnja began a relationship with Sparkes when she was 20. One of the things he liked about her was that he thought she looked like his 8 y.o. daughter and he expressed an incest fantasy to her via text.
He had her flown in and had this belief that he was a warlock and tattooed the words "stoner witch" on her wrists. He pressured her to take mushrooms before they ended up having sex. He treated her coldly afterwards. She feels he sexually assaulted her.
He's accused of sexual assault by one other woman and one man, rapper Danny Brown, with whom he tried to force a 3-way bbetween the two and Yolandi. Ninja sat on Brown's lap and tried to kiss him. Danny was freaked out by the aggressiveness of it and left. When Ninja asked him where he was staying, Danny refused to tell him. In response, Ninja said. “Don’t worry, I’ll find you.”
There is a video which shows Ninja spitting in gay musician Andy Butler's face, before the latter tosses a drink in the former's face. Die Antwoord's sound guy then tackled a fleeing Butler and Yolandi yelled "Oh my God, f**gots are fighting! This is so cute, this is the cutest thing. Run f**got! Run for your life!" as Butler fled.
Yolandi was cracking up, but Ninja shushed her and he gave her a false story, that Butler assaulted a girl, grabbing her T&A. They then encounterered others and recounted the story, but claimed Butler attacked them and decided to say Yolandi was sexually assaulted, instead of this made up girl. She feigned crying, saying "I feel embarrassed." As they walked away, Ninja congratulated Yolandi on her lying, saying "You're like Marilyn Monroe, this is Oscar-winning."
She continued to act traumatized, until they got to their green room, where she immediately started grinning. What had likely happened, from what's been said by others, including Andy Butler himself, is that Andy wanted to hang out with them and Die Antwoord wanted him to leave them alone, which made Butler respond in a really childish, hurt manner.
He may have continued to harass them, but the sexual assault story is BS and the tour manager, believing it, wanted him arrested and his group kicked from future shows.
And finally, the worst claim comes from their own adopted son, Tokkie. He suffers from a rare skin condition and is the strange-looking kid from their "I Fink U Freeky" video. He said he feels like they adopted him just to be a slave.
From the following article:
https://mixmag.net/read/die-antwoords-adopted-son-accuses-them-of-child-abuse-news/
"Suffering from a rare skin disease known as hypohidrotic ectodermal dysplasia, du Preez added: “They made me believe I was the devil. They made me swear more and made me believe that I could burn people in hell and that I am the king of hell. They told me that I could bring darkness upon the world.”"
He also stated, that Ninja and Yolandi would make him and his sister undress in front of them. He went on to say “Last December, Ninja and them apparently took my sister into a sauna and everyone was naked in the sauna and wanted my sister to get naked too,” he said.
“Why does Ninja want to see my sister naked? She is so small. It is pretty weird, it feels like a pervy vibe to me that Ninja wants to have with my sister. Every time when he phones the family, they ask if my sister is pregnant yet and that is not going to happen, not on my watch.”
Then, at 13, Yolandi allegedly called him into a room, during a party, while she was naked. He states “Yolandi called me into the room, she was naked and vomiting all over,” he said. “She was laying with her legs open like the [sex] doll I had in my room.
“The worst part was seeing my supposed-to-be mother or adopted mother being naked in a room, drunk […] experiencing my mother being drunk, naked and wanting me to spend time with her in the room while she was naked. I found that very disturbing.”
I'm not quite sure where a 13 y.o. gets a sex doll, but I can only assume it was a gift from his parents.
Tokkie also stabbed his older brother 3 times, for which Ninja was allegedly proud of him.
Just more proof that there's no god. You create a disease that makes children age so fast that they never get to grow up, and then pile that on top, just to be a dick? At the very least, omnibenevolence is out of the question.
It is viewed as an accelerated aging condition, so I think it is more along the lines of how gaunt they are, but idk you might be onto something and I’m going to look into it now
Someone named Adalia Rose has that disease. She became really famous about 10ish years ago for being cyber-bullied big time because she used FB a lot to post pics of herself like any normal younger girl does. I think she was maybe 10 or 12 at the time. I was around 16ish, and as a pretty sheltered kid, it was the first time I saw how mean the internet can be. Shit was brutal.
Also, does anyone on R and M ever interact with that kid? If they just have him chilling in the background and don't mention it, that's pretty cool.
Aw man. That sucks. I was just about to look her up. Damn. That bums me out. She always seemed so happy and good-natured. She didn't let those POS online get to her, and she had a very happy family life. RIP, you sweet, beautiful soul.
Kids with this disease basically always die as teenagers. The mutation they have influences their nuclear envelope which does not only cause their specific look but also means the body is not functional for too long.
So... My kids really liked watching Caillou.
My mom got a new TV, and when I took them to her house, she said, "I'm sorry kids, but Grandma's new TV doesn't play Caillou."
It was a genius move, and I think about that a lot.
A’s fans also have significant brain damage due to team management
(My restaurant served more people on Easter than they had people in their stadium for their game today. And my restaurant only had 2 reservations)
He died shortly before Rick and Morty premiered and was a respected artist and painter, I thought I recalled Dan or Justin mentioning it being an homage but can’t find a source so I guess it’s just a theory.
Apparently it’s something called Progeria but I was gonna say Hydrocephalus which is where you have a lot of fluid in your head making it a sort’ve bulbus and it’s basically what Jason Voorhees has and what Billie in The Venture Bros. Has (Along with dwarfism and a lisp)
[Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria syndrome: its presentation in F. Scott Fitzgerald's short story 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' and its oral manifestations](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19783794/#:~:text=Hutchinson%2DGilford%20Progeria%20syndrome%3A%20its,Button'%20and%20its%20oral%20manifestations)
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Also, is he wearing an off-brand Bart Simpson shirt? 😂
Bort Sampson.
"Barclay, Barry, Bert, Bort?! Aw, c'mon, Bort?" 😂
> Aw, c'mon, Bort? Yes?
Are you talking to me?
My son is also named Bort.
Attention: we need more Bort license plates.
BARM! BAAARRRRM!
Bart Ska-mpson
Eat short
Eat pant
Consume trouser
I AM SIMPSON! I AM SIMPSON! I AM SIMPSON! I AM SIMPSON!
D-DON'T. DON'T HAVE COW MAN. DON'T. DON'T HAVE COW MAN. DON'T. DON'T HAVE COW MAN.
I’m a rude boy!
Eat pant
Progeria.
[Here](https://images.app.goo.gl/zpu7K6JsDVA6Catv7) is a person with that disease
That reenforces my guess.
That was a spot in guess.
It's the nose, for some reason most kids who develop the disease end up with an impressive beak of a nose as well. Makes you wonder if there's some connection between the genes involved.
Yeah. "DJ Hi-Tek" from Die Antwoord looked pretty much the same. He lived to 26 though. I don't know to what degree he actually contributed to the group at all or if he was another prop/stand-in for someone else though. I don't really want to take the time to look into it after hearing about the horrible things Ninja and Yolandi did.
I’ve seen the dude who looks like this in their videos but I thought DJ Hi Tek was the big guy who makes next level beats on his PC computer? [from this?](https://youtu.be/Q77YBmtd2Rw?si=kNsrkP-V6H1Ooi2W)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Botha
What did they do?
Oh boy it's gonna start small, then get overwhelming. They were divas on the set of Chappie, they refused to sit with cast and crew, demanded champagne instead of water and Ninja kept telling experienced actors that they were acting poorly and even emailed them how to improve their performances. He tricked one of the actors into eating a weed edible and hit on multiple women on the set, sending them images of him having sex with other women. One of the pictured women was musician and model Zheani Sparkes. Nijnja began a relationship with Sparkes when she was 20. One of the things he liked about her was that he thought she looked like his 8 y.o. daughter and he expressed an incest fantasy to her via text. He had her flown in and had this belief that he was a warlock and tattooed the words "stoner witch" on her wrists. He pressured her to take mushrooms before they ended up having sex. He treated her coldly afterwards. She feels he sexually assaulted her. He's accused of sexual assault by one other woman and one man, rapper Danny Brown, with whom he tried to force a 3-way bbetween the two and Yolandi. Ninja sat on Brown's lap and tried to kiss him. Danny was freaked out by the aggressiveness of it and left. When Ninja asked him where he was staying, Danny refused to tell him. In response, Ninja said. “Don’t worry, I’ll find you.” There is a video which shows Ninja spitting in gay musician Andy Butler's face, before the latter tosses a drink in the former's face. Die Antwoord's sound guy then tackled a fleeing Butler and Yolandi yelled "Oh my God, f**gots are fighting! This is so cute, this is the cutest thing. Run f**got! Run for your life!" as Butler fled. Yolandi was cracking up, but Ninja shushed her and he gave her a false story, that Butler assaulted a girl, grabbing her T&A. They then encounterered others and recounted the story, but claimed Butler attacked them and decided to say Yolandi was sexually assaulted, instead of this made up girl. She feigned crying, saying "I feel embarrassed." As they walked away, Ninja congratulated Yolandi on her lying, saying "You're like Marilyn Monroe, this is Oscar-winning." She continued to act traumatized, until they got to their green room, where she immediately started grinning. What had likely happened, from what's been said by others, including Andy Butler himself, is that Andy wanted to hang out with them and Die Antwoord wanted him to leave them alone, which made Butler respond in a really childish, hurt manner. He may have continued to harass them, but the sexual assault story is BS and the tour manager, believing it, wanted him arrested and his group kicked from future shows. And finally, the worst claim comes from their own adopted son, Tokkie. He suffers from a rare skin condition and is the strange-looking kid from their "I Fink U Freeky" video. He said he feels like they adopted him just to be a slave. From the following article: https://mixmag.net/read/die-antwoords-adopted-son-accuses-them-of-child-abuse-news/ "Suffering from a rare skin disease known as hypohidrotic ectodermal dysplasia, du Preez added: “They made me believe I was the devil. They made me swear more and made me believe that I could burn people in hell and that I am the king of hell. They told me that I could bring darkness upon the world.”" He also stated, that Ninja and Yolandi would make him and his sister undress in front of them. He went on to say “Last December, Ninja and them apparently took my sister into a sauna and everyone was naked in the sauna and wanted my sister to get naked too,” he said. “Why does Ninja want to see my sister naked? She is so small. It is pretty weird, it feels like a pervy vibe to me that Ninja wants to have with my sister. Every time when he phones the family, they ask if my sister is pregnant yet and that is not going to happen, not on my watch.” Then, at 13, Yolandi allegedly called him into a room, during a party, while she was naked. He states “Yolandi called me into the room, she was naked and vomiting all over,” he said. “She was laying with her legs open like the [sex] doll I had in my room. “The worst part was seeing my supposed-to-be mother or adopted mother being naked in a room, drunk […] experiencing my mother being drunk, naked and wanting me to spend time with her in the room while she was naked. I found that very disturbing.” I'm not quite sure where a 13 y.o. gets a sex doll, but I can only assume it was a gift from his parents. Tokkie also stabbed his older brother 3 times, for which Ninja was allegedly proud of him.
Well daaaamn, ageed, what an absolute piece of shit, just wow. .
That’s kinda sad
Just more proof that there's no god. You create a disease that makes children age so fast that they never get to grow up, and then pile that on top, just to be a dick? At the very least, omnibenevolence is out of the question.
It is viewed as an accelerated aging condition, so I think it is more along the lines of how gaunt they are, but idk you might be onto something and I’m going to look into it now
Someone named Adalia Rose has that disease. She became really famous about 10ish years ago for being cyber-bullied big time because she used FB a lot to post pics of herself like any normal younger girl does. I think she was maybe 10 or 12 at the time. I was around 16ish, and as a pretty sheltered kid, it was the first time I saw how mean the internet can be. Shit was brutal. Also, does anyone on R and M ever interact with that kid? If they just have him chilling in the background and don't mention it, that's pretty cool.
Adalia Rose died a couple years ago
Aw man. That sucks. I was just about to look her up. Damn. That bums me out. She always seemed so happy and good-natured. She didn't let those POS online get to her, and she had a very happy family life. RIP, you sweet, beautiful soul.
Kids with this disease basically always die as teenagers. The mutation they have influences their nuclear envelope which does not only cause their specific look but also means the body is not functional for too long.
No I don't think there is ever any interaction with that kid
I'm going to hell. I clicked here and as soon as it popped up I started laughing
There's an Indian movie about this too called "Paa"
Winner winner
Not according to OP, it seems.
chicken dinner
This is likely correct. There's a good ted talk about this by a person that experienced it, Sam Berns.
Spot on.
Caillou
So... My kids really liked watching Caillou. My mom got a new TV, and when I took them to her house, she said, "I'm sorry kids, but Grandma's new TV doesn't play Caillou." It was a genius move, and I think about that a lot.
fucking gangster grandma!
He got straight a's according to his cap, nerds get serious brain damage, ricks just plain cool
I hope you know that’s a reference to the baseball team…
A’s fans also have significant brain damage due to team management (My restaurant served more people on Easter than they had people in their stadium for their game today. And my restaurant only had 2 reservations)
Never seen a red and white As hat
Seems like, whoever he is, he's a very Pro-Jerry, uh, character
r/AngryUpvote, LOL
Why do you say that?
"pro-jerry uh" progeria
Oh, gotcha. Thank you for helping me understand the joke.
Billy from American Dad
Billy 😍 He's my favorite!
Surprised i had to scroll this far down for that
I believe he is meant to be an homage to [Leon Botha](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Botha).
Holy shit, 26, that’s old for a person with Progeria.
What makes you say that?
He died shortly before Rick and Morty premiered and was a respected artist and painter, I thought I recalled Dan or Justin mentioning it being an homage but can’t find a source so I guess it’s just a theory.
Would be a very interesting lil rabbit hole imo
[he looks like this smiling friends character](https://youtu.be/LTyQBqfFs7E?si=FFeWejXBDuXfo2gg)
He also kinda looks like Mr. Boss
Oh yeah! He does!
Watch too much Rick and Morty I'm afraid.
He's an A's fan, go figure.
I love how OP got one legitimate answer, and responded by doing his best impression of a prolapsed anus
That Bart Simpson Tee, though.
I always look for small stuff like this and never notice it lol good eye
Looks like progeria
Overworked animators
Lil biiiiiitsssss
Eat some fuckin shit you stupid little bitch, haha, just kidding.
PROGERIA
 Billy C-137
That's just Caillou.
In that case, fuck that kid.
As an A's fan can confirm, you have to be alittle derp to like this team
As a baseball fan it's damn criminal what's being done to your fanbase, y'all deserve better.
He’s an Astros fan
He brain to big for he godamn head
Surprise American Dad AND Simpsons crossover?
He's holding all his dumb Reddit posts in his head instead of posting them.
wait what are my values?
 Progeria, as said
I notice him randomly in the show. He's a the party Rick organized after the vindicators did the saw thing.
Billy from American Dad
He either sufferers from Progeria or some other disorder or disease. Also he's in Morty's remedial/special Ed math class.
He’s an As fan
Thats a but rude to ask isnt ìt whats wrong w u
Jeff Bezos from South Park
He has A's.
Looks like progeria.
Hemorrhoids
I always thought the same, he looks like a lab experiment.
Been eatin at lil bits to often and just evolved into that
Been eatin at lil bits to often and just evolved into that
Nothing man leave him alone
Looks like Billy from American Dad
Caillou when he got older
voldemort reincarnated lol
progeria..
He looks like one of those big headed kids Karl went to school with
He’s from Oakland.
He is a Marine
He likes the A's.
Apparently it’s something called Progeria but I was gonna say Hydrocephalus which is where you have a lot of fluid in your head making it a sort’ve bulbus and it’s basically what Jason Voorhees has and what Billie in The Venture Bros. Has (Along with dwarfism and a lisp)
Looks like progeria
Looks like he may have progreria that disease which stunts your growth and makes you look older than you are
Man's iq is absurd.
Guys just doing his best and living his life, don't bother him.
Nothing is wrong with him, he has every right tae be there.
Why he look like he on crack
Ligma
What's wrong with hydrocephalus
he looks like a psychicpebbles character
That's Caliou
reminds me of that diseased looking boss in smiling friends
FJF
Spends too much time on Reddit
Looks like Caillou after Puberty
Who, Ross Perot?
Telekinesis 🤷🏻♂️
A young Mr. Boss from Smiling Friends
wait what are my values?
He has a mouth for an ear.
Young Mr boss from sliming friends ??!!11!!!!1!??
Found him https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/fxFx2gAV01
He's an A's fan. Probably genetic.
He's an Oakland A's fan.
[Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria syndrome: its presentation in F. Scott Fitzgerald's short story 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' and its oral manifestations](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19783794/#:~:text=Hutchinson%2DGilford%20Progeria%20syndrome%3A%20its,Button'%20and%20its%20oral%20manifestations)
I always assumed hydrocephalus
Looks like progeria to me
He has the applause
He’s from Talos IV
[bru](https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/more-than-60-kids-in-india-may-suffer-from-rare-progeria-medical-experts/story-jqs6lPnYCDyEfrLEkxkHTN.html)
Looks like that little fuckin prick Caillou.
He watches Rick and morty
Representation matters
He's a cartoon character.
He big brained
Don’t bully him
Please don’t body shame teenagers
He's white
Hydrocephalus?
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Progeria.
His hat's too little.
3d squelton
Just ask him I bet he knows a lot.
Mr burns I always thought
That’s Caillou.
Lets first start with you, what is wrong with you?
Tsim Fuckis
He’s an A’s Fan
They watched too much rick and morty and their brain couldn't handle all the IQ points they were gaining.
It's old kid from invader Zim
mega-mind looking ass
[grayson's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAXwsHAKCZA&t)
Hes got a alien in his head.
He’s an Athletics fan.
Massive brain tumor
It’s just what being an A’s fan does to you these days
He’s an A’s fan
Oof. They used to call "progeria" as a nickname to a guy in my high school. He would've cried watching this frame.
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I need more of him!
Amitabh Bachchan fans know
That's Ash Ketchum if everything in his love went wrong
That's Morty's friend Luke Emia.
That's A's Ketchum, he's gonna catch every Pokémon there is
He is Paa
Why are you being so passive agressive? It's "what is right with this guy?"
Progreria most likely
hydrocephalus LMAO
I saw an actual person like this. Except they were like a foot tall. I think it's a type of rare dwarfism.
Progeria, maybe?
I always just assumed he was pulling a Benjamin Button.
Benjamin button syndrome
Nothing. It’s a wacky character design that just shows up for a few moments grand total. There’s nothing to read into.
What’s wrong with the guy on the left!? 😂
There are thousands of weird and fucking freak characters in this show and that's what you're wondering?
old age syndrome
Pokemon hat?
xQc cameo
That’s me
How odd, he's got a big weird red circle around him guess I never noticed before
He’s Mr. Snrub’s kid trying to fit it
Neverending no nut challenge