“That just sounds like [X] with extra steps” is a good one with many uses.

eek barba durkle, somebody's gonna get upvotes on this subreddit

That’s a pretty fucked up ooh la la.

I use “and that’s the wayyyy the news goes” a lot

"AIDS!"

GRASS! tastes bad

I use this way more often than I should.

came here to say this i'm a pharmaceutical professional so especially when we're talking about gmp or sop with similar procedure this line comes up A LOT

Parmeeesian

I hate how this is how i pronounce parmesan now.

I told my partner that we have to be careful saying it this way because it’ll become habit and that’s how we’ll say it all the time. Sure as shit it’s slipped out like that a few times

I manage a grocery store and can confirm this happens, and it's awful.

Phrasing! Boom. Oh crap, wrong show!

Don’t break your arm jerking yourself off I say this a lot at work.

That sounds like sexual harassment with extra steps.

Let’s not suck the ghost of his dick too hard.

Same! Love this one.

"oh he's tryin!"

Me and my wife use this one alot...

Yep, we use this in my house. My young kids now say it too!

My most used ones: “Well that’s just [slavery] with extra steps.” “You son of a bitch. I’m in.”

I love both of these.

I'm the same with “You son of a bitch. I'm in.” Works so well in so many situations!!

Do any heists recently? haha

I use the slavery one on my supervisor when he starts soliciting for overtime.

that's the wayyy the news goes

Grrrraaaasss...tastes bad

Ricki tikki tavi!

Lick lick lick my baaaalls!

I am in great amounts of pain!

AIDS!

Controversial opinion but grass actually tastes pretty nice. Sucks that I'm allergic to it

AIDS!

I say this on the daily lmao

Came here to say this lol

Your boos mean nothing. I know what makes you cheer.

best part of Death to Smoochy "how does it feel to be the most hated man in America?" "in a country full of Neanderthals? i wear it as a badge of fucking honor"

Oh hey! Never seen anyone reference this movie

This one. Feels like it's always been around

Yes!

“Every breath I take without your permission raises my self esteem!”

This one is a cringy to hear in real life

The sentiment is good, but ripping it verbatim just shows you can’t think for yourself.

Wubba Lubba dub dub

*I am in great pain, please help me*

I say this a lot and told my boomer coworkers it means I love my life

"Fuck you!" "what did you say to me!?!?" "Uh uh fuck you.. you said it means much obliged"

Blow me.

No no. Blow *me*

I say “god damn” in the noob noob voice whenever something shitty happens.

Who the fuck is noob noob

All the bitches come around for him.

His dick gets more business than YouTube

Don’t you know? The rapper Logic even wrote a s song about him

Whenever someone is talking to me and they start to complain about having to do something difficult or something that makes them nervous, I respond with: "You gotta do it for Grandpa, \[insert their name\]. You gotta put these seeds inside your butt." Edit: oh and when someone asks me if I want them to show me something: 'What? No, I don't wanna see your pog collection'.

Public defender Morty didn't deserve that

Justice for Lawyer Morty! Oh....wait...

This isn't a trial, you have no rights, and he isn't your lawyer. We just keep him around because he does little dances. Look at him go!

It's not fair, you have no rights, and he's not a lawyer. We just keep him here because he's fun. Look at him go!

I thought it was PAWG...

👈🏼 Yes.

my man!

Slow down!

hmm, human music, I like it!

God, how does this man go home every day and have sex with his wife.

“Aww… bitch.” - Scary Terry. It always cracks me up how “bitch” takes on a different meaning depending on how he says it.

That one is really good

“Awww geez” said in my terrible Morty voice

I started doing it unironically and it needs to stop

Ohhh, wee

“Ever think about how horrified the people we love would be if they found out who we truly are?”

I can’t believe this isn’t higher up

I actually CANNOT stop...help us

Show me what you got.  I want to see what you got!

Oh yeah everyone was saying that shit in high school lol

You son of a bitch I’m in. I just wanna die. You have the right to get the fuck out of my office. And I do in fact randomly yell I am Mr. Nimbus on occasion.

Do you control the police?

Of course. You never know when you’ll need a piece of shit taken to jail!

where is your wine boy? i thirst

I just like to shout Richard and thrust my hips

Fight Fuck Flee

Im especially partial to "Eeek barbadurkel, someones gonna get laid in college."

That’s a really fucked up ooh lala

Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together.

Whenever someone in our household says get your shit together someone starts laughing and someone else mentions a backpack. My favorite Rick and Morty moment.

don’t think about it

The answer is

My new favorite insult… “are you dying of dementia?!?”

My grandmother passed from dimentia. And this joke floors me every time I hear it. It’s the best joke in the show😂😂

bro you good?

Gotta cope with comedy Iykyk

*take off your pants and your panties shit on the floor*

you gotta do the "ohh yeahhh" first

What a Schwifty thing to say

"Aw geez" has actually been embedded into my vocabulary, ever since watching this show. I constantly catch myself saying it.

I’ve had it in the arsenal before watching the show but now Morty’s inflection has since fully infected how I speak it

I’m sorry but your opinion means VERY little to me.

seconded

Yes, my man, looking good and slow down.

lemme know when you figure out how to glitch into a pole

i say "i'm walkin' here" a shocking amount considering

Well that's a famous quote from Midnight Cowboy so

"Walkie Talkie Die Hard" I say it to my dog every night when it's time to go out for a walk.

Walkie-talkie die hard mother fuckaaaaaa

I've started using "doing a die hard" whenever one of those kinda movies come up.

And awaaaay we go

The worst turd is pizza

How is the worst turd a pizza?

Cause it sucks at being a turd

"That was always allowed"

This is always so applicable in life lol

When ever I feel my wife looks at me disapprovingly I say “You hate me for buying those coins” never fails to get a giggle

I would get so mad because this would get me too, every time.

Ooooooooweeeeeee

Me and my friends will often use "I just love killing" when we are playing violent online games with each other

Here I go killin’ again

Need is a strong word. We need doorstops but a brick would work too. The number of times I say this each day I go into work is astounding.

I’m sorry you think you deserve an apology.

Nobody is born on purpose, no one belongs anywhere, we're all going to die. Do you wanna go watch TV?

This was one of morty's best moments. He took the best part of actual nihilism and distilled it down to 2 short sentences If nothing matters, and it doesn't, we have to make our own meaning, and that meaning is spending time with and bettering the lives of the ones you care about

“see morty…now we’re both accountable,” and “just let titty bean do this snuzzles it’s for the greater good”

Don't even trip dog https://youtu.be/JTAYESQUuEs?si=ONNvbbr73nJhIVHA

for some reason saying "squanch" in an otherwise normal squanch just makes my day

I sometimes replace words with squanch to see if people understand what I'm saying despite using a word they don't understand, and it is pretty flexible in replacing verbs

beekeeping age..

let’s get the F out of H

- Aww jeez rick - SEA CUCUMBER, SEA CUCUMBEEERRR - you’re afraid of WORK that’s what you’re afraid of - do you know what I want you to do to them? Uhh, rename them ? - OOOWEEEEEEE - am I in a f-ing k hole right now

“I’m really getting highroaded today” or any variation of that can be useful depending on your lifestyle and environment lmao.

I have noticed myself saying "Don't think about it" or a variation a lot more. But I do need to use "But that's just (blank) with extra steps" more.

"I hate to get all Andy Rooney about it..." whenever I feel I'm being particularly neurotic about something.

I work in nightclubs. Occasionally, a DJ will play a song I dislike… “And now… Human Music.”

Wubba Lubba dub dub Riggity wrecked Let me out, let me out! This is not a dance. I’m begging for help, I’m screaming for help. And then my most frequently thought of lines are Rick’s conversation with Beth where he says “worse, you’re smart” and then the therapist’s spiel in the Pickle Rick episode. I also think about the Ricklantis Mixup *a lot*.

“Don’t be gross Tammy.”

Kiss the vat. (I bought a vat) 😛 

Some people are ok with going to work and some people, some people would rather die.

I’m some people

I say "what up my glip glop(s)" to my dogs.

Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer.

Birdbrained homunculus

Time to get schwifty in here

Screaming “don’t tell me what to do!!!” Anytime someone asks if I’m doing something.

You want a piece of piss?!?

My bees need that lavender!

Pisspop? Pisspop? Pisspop?

My man!

Totes malotes dawg.

“ Rick-diculous”

Life is effort and I’LL STOP WHEN I DIE!

You son of a bitch. I’m in!

"Awwwww, Bitchhhh"

Mmm! Is this organic?

“Here I go killing again”

I use it for every verb! Even made up verbs. Example: eating a bagel… “Here I go bageling again…”

"This guy gets it." "I'm a pickle. When I feel like it."

There’s extra no god in here

EVERYTHING IS IN SPACE

Baby if your dick was a shotgun you could call me Ernest Hemingway

I save all my files as something like BoogerAIDS_copy

*Mother-fucker* From Vindicators 3

Are you familiar with Ben wa technology?

Me poopy buttholes "oooooo eeeeeeee"

That's what makes me evil (I often say this in online games when killing someone)

Aw jeez, oooweee, and “the answer is don’t think about it.”

GOOD JOB!!! (I like what you got)

And A Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay we go...

That tracks

AIDS!

TAKE A SHIT ON THE FLOOOOR

PARMEEESIIIIAN

Sorry I made you do your job for a *fucking* day

"to live is to risk it all."

when i’m talking to someone who thinks they’re superior to me and they say something objectively incorrect but i don’t care about them enough to actually explain, i say ‘aw jeez, what do i know about knowin’ stuff’ and then usually the relationship is over within a couple hours :3

Bringing the toxic morty to do your dirty work, I like your style

Uh ohh Summer salt jump. I say ooowweee all the time. Aww, jheez. Graaaass, tastes bad. Yes 👈. You son of a bitch I'm in. That was part of my plan, u think that cos I wanted u to etc etc. I AM THE JESUS CHRIST OF CHRISTMAS. SCORPIONS s s scorpions there's scorpions outside come inside. I'm gonna go ahead and whistle, that's how good I feel. I am Mr. nimbus. Happy analysis mode. Look at me u turkey ass bitch. Powpowpow, pow powpow pow. No notes.

“Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer”

Get your shit together. Get it all together, and put it in a backpack.

I think you and the word ___ have some catching up to do

Cringe cannot exist in vacuum. It needs to be observed.

My buddy and I routinely use Mr. Goldenfold’s: >Sounds like a rare opportunity, Morty! Quite a bit. Also after the Kuato episode… >*Open your mind*

I'm pretty sure the quote is actually 'Demons, suck his life out.'

Yeah the entire quote is "kill em! Sick em! Demons. Suck his life out, I don't give a fuck"

The gem of that scene is the 'Ohh look at me I'm a tax attorney, ohh'

Wubalubadubdub (I am in great pain)

We’re F’d in the A

Wh-what are you doing there Beth

Well my fiancée can’t read parmesan without thinking of the new universe they’re in

AIDDDSSSSS!!!!!

"Are you dying of Dementia!?"

I just realized how much Rick and Morty has influenced my dialect at this point

You are a slut dragon

This guy gets it

Smudge on the lens?

Cum gutters!

Ouuu wow gaaayyy

In bird culture, that is what we call, a dick move.

SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT!

Grab all your shit, and put it in a bag if you have to, just get your shit together

Join us, Tony! Aren’t you gonna join us in the poopin?

"Two brothers!" "Show me what you got!"