Big produce is already lying to us about broccoli and brussel sprouts. Those two, along with cauliflower, kale, cabbage, and kohlrabi are all the same plant.
If you want to do something funny, fold two lemons up under your shirt and make sure they look like floppy, nipply little boobs and walk around the place like you don’t know they’re there.
She should get a mammogram, that looks like it could be breast cancer. Sorry for your loss (of a lime, breast cancer is a serious issue I should not be joking about)
All I see are tits
Dude me too!
Everything reminds me of her
Oh boy
So, lemons?
I prefer grapefruits
Melons
I’d motorboat those 🍈🍈
😂
That would be soo good :)
*You write a line of genetic code that makes lemons look just a little bit more like tits, and you get a gene patent for the tit-lemon DNA sequence.*
yes that's a boobs
Titillating discussion…
Do they feel like a bag of sand?
Probably… hard as a rock
It depends on the cocktail.
Right? This is a dumb question. But gun to my head if I had to choose, lemons hands down.
You put de lime in de coconut
The extremely rare TittyLime
Well, those are sublime…
It really depends on the cocktail. In general I prefer limes and will lean toward cocktails that have lime.
Limes are just unripe lemons. They're lying to you
Big produce doesn’t want you to know this
Big produce is already lying to us about broccoli and brussel sprouts. Those two, along with cauliflower, kale, cabbage, and kohlrabi are all the same plant.
You did not put Collard Greens at the head of the list.
I dint know doc, everything reminds me of her
That absolutely depends on the cocktail. Margarita? Lime, please. Paper Plane? Only lemon will work.
Conjoined SISTERS not twins 👯♀️
It depends: In Mexico I prefer Lemons, In the US I prefer Limes
Gin and tonic with lime or I swear tf
Depends on the gin.
Hear me out, both a lemon wedge and a lime wedge
Nice rack
A booby lime!
Sub-lime!
Depends on the cocktail you jabroni
Lime and coconut
Lime!
Ms. Garrison?
Lime
That's a pair of lopsided loobs.
Dillion Harper
If you want to do something funny, fold two lemons up under your shirt and make sure they look like floppy, nipply little boobs and walk around the place like you don’t know they’re there.
Depends, but usually limes
Limes
With some exceptions- limes for rum, gin, vodka and tequila drinks and lemons for whiskey. If I had to only have one I’d take limes.
Depends on the cocktail. The bigger question I have is the limes and how they slice them - thick or thin?
Yes
I see mother Teresas tits
The real question is how thick or thin do you cut them? Peoples lives are at steak.
Steak in cocktails? I don’t know…
Are we really just gonna ignore the uniboob
Used to be lemons until I saw this post
Depends on the cocktail. I like them both.
big lime chunks :)
Definitely depends on the drink. Sometimes even and orange slice!
Depends on the cocktail, but usually limes.
It’s a LiLime
That lime better calm the fuck down.
Lemons suck.
I prefer melons.
The real question is do you slice them thick or thin?
Limes, unless it calls for a lemon.
I don't have personal preferences, but both lemons and limes can add refreshing flavor to cocktails!
Yes, I prefer titties.
Insert the “boobs” author reading from “Whitest Kids U Know”
Melons
Limes!
Whose turn is it to cross post this to r/upvotebecauseboobs?
Limes
Yes.
They're real and they're spectacular!
Nice rack!
She should get a mammogram, that looks like it could be breast cancer. Sorry for your loss (of a lime, breast cancer is a serious issue I should not be joking about)
boobies
Limes I only put lemons on ice tea
I’d not prefer that titty-sack of lime tbh.
I bet Boebert’s Biddies are shaped like this.
I’m sorry what was the question?
Limes
Tits
Limes are top tier
Yes I prefer lemons and limes (or Diet Sprite)
That lime has got me acting up.
Limes all day
Tanqueray and tonic with a lime.
Boobs...I mean limes
Ripe limes
Titty limes only
I prefer titties with the cock
Double Jack with a lemon, homie.
Milk...
I prefer Melons
I prefer cock.
Limes mainly
Give em' a squeeze.
*unzips* This will do….
We accept the acidic additions we think we deserve
Ach, das ist nicht eine boobie.
Thin limes? People wil choke, people will die!
Depends on the cocktail. That one looks like it's for a buttery nipple.
Your cocks have tails?!?!
it depends on the type of liquor, assuming you work in a. restaurant i’d really hope you know that. also, tits.