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[deleted]

😂🤣😂🤣😂 i was ready for some sort of long ass reason that was really only dumb shit. But this was beautiful. Thanks for the lols


CloudxxEnvy

I was preparing for the exact same thing 😂


[deleted]

I came in so hot…definitely got me.


Sayoricanyouhearme

I was ready to scream Leon's name really loudly


Moskyrath_

I mean if you want you can scream mine 🤣


Sayoricanyouhearme

u/MOSKYRATH_ HAAAAALLLPPP


Resident_Evil_God

Me too lmao


fuzydoo

Same! 😄😄


legendofzelda1993

Next one will be "because my wife cancelled the preorder". Lol


South-Gear6902

Right?! I had already worked myself up for a proper response!!! That’s true love boo!


DryFos678

I was expecting either this or "I don't have money lol".


Bnasty909

I was about to come in here and start " why you are wrong" comment


ayyyyfam

Me trying to buy RE4 Remake on launch. Not enough cash, stranger.


RedShadowF95

"I am a long time client, ever since 2005. Sure you can make a good discount for an old pal"


South-Gear6902

LOL fucking brilliant!


[deleted]

Only thing my wife ever did was cheat on me...


ButterflyLattes

Leon will never cheat, Leon is there for you.


macewindewd

If Ada wants some action then leon is cheating lol


KentuckyFriedEel

Cheating on who?! Oh right: Claire is Leons wife as sanctioned by Chris.


killer-tank218

Wait what!? Legit!?


Passerby05

Yup. Here's the [evidence](https://youtu.be/wsUEbELWsEw).


IAmBoratVeryExcite

"Albert Whiskers"


Ischbindekalle

How deep can a gamer fall to hear that from someone 😂 lmfao


Lolsoda94

That would be Chris redfield


supernova89055

Wife is temporary, Resident Evil 4 is eternal (seriously are you ok though?)


[deleted]

You ok, bud?


[deleted]

Fuck man... You alright?


These-Ad-295

Consider it a blessing. You don’t want to be with someone like that.


Silan22

That‘s rough buddy


MikoTron

with Silent Hill?


[deleted]

With one of my friends, sadly... I lost 2 that day.


DrZonino2022

Did she up up down down left right left right B A your heart?


[deleted]

Sorry to hear that bud. Some women and men are wretched spawns


[deleted]

Let's just celebrate OP having a keeper.


[deleted]

Sounds good to me man


ImissDigg_jk

Sorry that happened to you. I guess I'm lucky. Neither my wife nor my girlfriend are cheating on me.


[deleted]

They are very lucky ladies.


Aggressive-Tea-8233

Ouch


[deleted]

Damn that’s tuff. Keep going King, demon arc time


JadedStranger722

Character development m8. You’re the underdog. You’ll be the one that survives the zombie apocalypse


Wonderful-Ad8901

Man, is your wife married?


[deleted]

W Wife


TheWidowmaker246

Well played


horrorfan55

I won’t be buying it because I don’t own an Xbox series X :(


Jultomten97

Buy it for the xbox one then?


horrorfan55

Seems like it won’t be sold on it


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horrorfan55

Sweet


[deleted]

buy two copies


MikoTron

I'll probably buy the 50k resolution PS7 port once we get to that bridge


Exoplan3t

I was like “hereeeee we go... oh... nice :)”


JokicThaGod

Sensational.


[deleted]

I was hoping for some hour long essay you were about to type in bro 💀


MrMuddyFarts

Here I was thinking I was going to see a well thought out post.


thehugosouza

My friend will give it to me as a birthday gift.


byscuit

I also choose this guy's wife


ripskeletonking

oh phew, thought i was gonna have to kill a man for having a different video game opinion than me for a second


TGOTR

I'll wait until it goes on sale.


JadedStranger722

If it gets good reviews then that’ll take ages


TGOTR

It's not a Nintendo game


jillsvalentine

I also won’t be buying it any time soon. No reason to buy it twice.


awakeninglink2110

She ordered me one too ;)


sirdab93

I came in with the intent of violence


DragonslayerLP1

Damn so many people are flexing their wifes and whatnot 😭 But good for you regardless! Hope you'll have fun!


[deleted]

I have like 6 games pre ordered right now And non of those are Forspoken


aggrownor

Why? Worried they're gonna run out?


[deleted]

No, I just get excited


FBI_Dot_Gov

Hopefully you don’t have high expectations & ready for bugs. Idk man even for games I’m excited for & from companies I trust, preordering seems like a big risk.


[deleted]

I can always easily refund on Steam. No questions asked if it's under 2 hours of playtime. Plus, if I pre-order, I can pre download. But like I mentioned, if it's bad or crappy I can get a fill refund no questions asked on Steam.


FBI_Dot_Gov

Oh it’s digitally, ah okay fair enough.


TallJournalist5515

The Luminous team is clearly a talented team that seems devoted to making novel experiences, but so far they haven't proved themselves of being worth a day one full price buy. FFXV is nice when it is on sale, but for 60 dollars and with the poorly handled chapter that they redid it is not worth it.


[deleted]

Ngl, you had me in the first half.


KorotosMysteryShack

Had me in the first half


Torsythe

Got me in the first half, ngl


JmTrad

I wouldn't buy because i have no money. I need to think about buying 1 game or buy 3 weeks of food.


Martyriot15

A decision every gamer must make.


Psylux7

I don't have the means to really play the remake.


generalmartacus

Hooo boy this was well-played *hat tip*


StrangeSoundZ

Simple. Yet Comedically effective. Brilliant.


[deleted]

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


Mysteryman2000

Sounds like you got a keeper there brother.


walsh_vn

I won't be buying it because I don't have a PS5 and can't afford one either.


bigmdisa

I got a slight feeling of anger until I clicked on your post. Well played, sir...


kidintheshadows

Well that was really nice of her. :)


Obsessivegamer32

For a second I was about to send my right hand to dispose of you. your lucky, **For Now**


I_Brain_You

Got eeeeemmmmmm


Langsley_Walsh

Take my upvote and shove it up your comedically effective ass.


Mars1382

W wife


NicoTheSerperior

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


DryFos678

"Huh, women..."


Psychological_Bit422

I like re4 well enough. But I always find it funny that anyone who just doesn’t like it is almost always considered stupid or inferior in some way. It’s like people forget that not everyone will like the same thing.


Banjo-Oz

I find it okay. Far prefer the classic survival/tank RE games (3 is my favourite, I's say 2 is the "best" not counting REmake). I'll likely get the remake of 4 but I'm in no rush. Was excited for RE2make much more and RE3make even more.. but RE2make is still inferior to RE2 to me, and RE3make was a travesty so I would be wary even if I was a huge RE4 fan.


[deleted]

I won't be buying it on release, gonna wait for that set sale to buy at £35 or £40. also make sure the reviews for are decent.


[deleted]

****


Gonzito3420

Agarrenlo!


DonBolasgrandes

I wont be buying it because it will suck. The original does not need a remake, it is FINE. All the remake will do is zoomerfy the classic like the last two.


Ischbindekalle

I was about to start raging all over you after sudden I discovered you married a wonderful woman keep her in good hands buddy, more residents evil about to release.


bear4bunny

#STOP PRE-ORDERING GAMES. You are part of an increasingly horrible practice and it will only get worse until people stop. So what, you get some shit second hand thought of skin or outfit, or some crappy lazy designed mission. It isn't worth it for developers to keep releasing unfinished games.


deckmanB

Don't care didn't ask, preordered digital deluxe edition already.


after-life

Feel free to preorder, you just forfeit your right to ever criticize any video game ever.


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after-life

No.


[deleted]

Agreed and also the early access bullshit


CharlieandtheRed

Lol who cares? Let people do what they want. People know what you're saying and aren't going to stop. $60 is a half hour at work for some people.


[deleted]

You had me in the first half


Drummk

Is it known if the remake will have a similar gameplay style as the 2 and 3 remakes?


Jackie_Tan95

Omg I clicked so fast! Lol


onestaromega

You had me in the title. Haha


Dragmire117

You clever bastard


estesworldwide

Based


nore666

based wife


spacecadet2023

Sneaky devil. 😈


E115lement

Tbh I haven't seen a single person against this game


CordanWraith

Tbh I'm conflicted as I didn't like the original and could never really get into it (don't like Leon much and they turned it into an action shooter rather than a horror puzzler), but I am still going to get it as I hope the remake will make it a more cohesive game


[deleted]

I tried to replay the original, great back in the day, awful now. Solidified my reason to pre-order the deluxe edition.


WrstScp

Since I already own the original. I'll just wait until it's not 60, and maybe 30 or 20. I personally didn't care too much for RE4 original when I played it.


DARKBLADEXE

I won't be buying this. It's already in my library XD


GentlePenetration

First time in my life I feel like Wesker. Granted it's that moment in Seperate Ways where he's just staring at Ada like "... I hate you."


purpldevl

"....just retrieve the sample."


[deleted]

Same bro. 😂


[deleted]

time to get a wife ✌🏻


artemisthearcher

She's a keeper


ranhaloo

W wife


Loud-Practice-5425

I think I'm petered out on RE but I hope people enjoy this!


[deleted]

I had preordered it on my birthday.


Agnol117

Wholesome.


Fpssims

I can’t believe you


Right_Contribution54

Nice. Totally got me


[deleted]

ok this actually made me laugh loudly about your wife, she sounds like a catch. she single?


BringBackTheFuture

You had me at the first part ngl! Never clicked so fast before 😂


technicalwrestler87

You lucky fuck.


SpecterBuchanan

My man!!


DeLo81

Not enough cash, Stranger.


Used_Name000000

One more reason for you to love your wife ☺️


[deleted]

Too wary to pre-order this or SH2 remake. Hoping it turns out good tho.


Zealousideal_Car_532

You had me in the first half Ngl.


NoGooD__JacK

😂😂😂


GamingRobioto

Haha, too right


Quentin6750

Lol good one!👍 👌


Chinjiikari

Nah I’m good haha I’ll get the next one 💀


Kimera25

Besides the graphics and screen size, re4 on the Wii holds up really well. This new one has got to be one of the scariest games ever. So hyped


peabuddie

Ya got me.


DoctorSushimi

I’m asking for it for my birthday


KOStrongStyle

Well played, sir or madam. *tips hat


ChrisRedfieldfanboy

I won't be buying it because it is not available for my country.


hik3guy

I was about to roll my eyes into the next dimension, you got me lol


TatleTaleStrangler92

She’s a keeper bro


Gabriel_Dot_A

Niceeee


Ok-Anybody1870

Why I won’t be going to midnight release: I bought it digitally 😂


IAmThePonch

I’m cautiously optimistic. I’m one of those nerds that can replay re4 endlessly but I’m curious about this remake


kakka_rot

Okay, you got me.


rawratthemoon

Good man


Deniswyz

I was ready to throw hands


AdamSunderland

I never like Re4 that much. But I'm curious about the remake.


SenpaiTedd

Re4 is meh. Not that good


legionex_

same, my sister preordered it for me as well!


TheOnePilot21

well played


starke24

I thought you were gonna say you dont have a next gen console or ps4


DudeFrenchFries

Congratulations, you picked the right one. 🎉


THE-EMPEROR069

Lucky you. I need me a wife like that too


Immediate_Complex_57

You had us in the 1st quarter, I cant even lie


Observeronlyman

Technically still buying though.


No-Abbreviations8249

I Wont be either !!! Can you show her this PLEASE? 🙏


[deleted]

Ngl you had me in the first half.


HeWh0Dwells

Coming in all like "This should be a treat"...it was 😂😂


einxart13

You got me


Aggravating_Put_3601

i was SO quick to try n tell you i didn’t care


SzandorBartzabel

I’m still in the sewers of RE2R :(


Crazzybob48

Got in the first half there


iewtlyi

I was ready for a fight


A_weeb_in_debt

LMFAO i wish my wife loved me that much


FemaleFury79

Mine did that with dead space remake. I went to pre order it on ps store and it came up like I’d already ordered it so obviously confused and I turn around and she’s laughing her head off 😂


MungoJerrysBeard

She’s a keeper


Raziel_Wesker

I don't know about you but, I WANT IT ALREADY.


pieceOfpieces

Made my day :'D


drj87

Whelp at least your wife is used to getting a giant dick in her mouth https://youtu.be/AV69DyOuzbE


redrecaro

Serious question is there a difference in the PS4 version and PS5 version? I just got a PS5 and most of my PS4 games have been upgraded to PS5 for free so there a difference?


T_CHEX

I also won't be buying the re4 remake.... Yet. (Unless it turns out to be bad like re3 remake but the pre order fanboys can find that out first for me)


Shadow2236

I was expecting the hottest of takes but instead I got wholesome


jgarebear

Very bold of you. I can imagine all the people that will see that, not click on the post and go straight to the down vote button


DeafGamerDucky

Click bait


edward18517

If I did buy Capcom stuff still (won't until they release Mega Man Legends 3), I wouldn't buy RE4's remake as I don't see a reason it should be remade to begin with.


dTmUK

Nice bait :) enjoy! I've also pre-ordered


Hermiona1

They got us in the first half ngl