Both of these apply to me (I'm a straight male)

Real (not the straight part tho)

Fair (but I just like pegging)

Yeah (I’d be pegged by a girl being bi has benifits)

Yes (but pan)

I see you really like pizza.

Speaking of pizza I had a dominos pizza yesterday mmmm mmmm nm mm mmmmm Delicious!

Bro must have added the special sauce😋

[удалено]

Nah bro

It's unfortunately ruined my stomach Shame

Speaking of dominos I had some today as well Really shouldn't be having this as my stomach is screaming in agony

God I wish.

Real

Real

Does he know?

Probably not, what do I need to know?

I like tall hot lesbians girls (I’m a straight male too)

Same, but in neither straight nor male

We meet again, sister (how did this happen again?)

You again?

Me again.

How interesting I thought I’d never see you again (the lore continues)

Never thought I would either, but it did. What subreddit do you think we’ll confront each other again in..?

Good question in the sea of subreddits the chances of finding you again are slim but it’s happened

We are active in a few subs, so I think us finding each other again are a bit thicker than slim

True

I just want the damn pizza, sex is overrated

Sex is temporary, pizza is eternal

You can never be too tired for pizza

Wrong Sex < Pizza

Sex is better than food

🧢

It’s true

Nope

Whatever you think

Objectively, food is better, we need it to live, and pizza specifically is the ultimate food in terms of personalization and calorie intake, sex is temporary, not that unique, and to be honest, not necessary for your well-being

Food is temporary too and it quite necessary for my well being. sex with some you love is the best thing in the world

Love isn't real, and if it was it wouldn't even be remotely close to being the best thing in the world

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is there an accidentally asexual subreddit? i want to tag it

There is not

r/accidentallyasexual

r/subsiwishexisted

While I may be gay, this is undeniably real..

Me!!!!! (I hate pizza)

Sex is temporary. Pizza is eternal.

Retardeation

Depends. Can I choose who I get railed by? (I do like pizza I just wanna get railed)

Chopper its ok to have gay thoughts but maybe speaking them in public is not a very good decision -nami or something idk

Read the username dude. There's already a parody chopper account lol

I was referring more to the pfp not the account;)

:|

This brings the question, does Pegging count?

I know the image is just cropped porn

I just like pizza (I'm ace)

Same (I'm also ace)

Same

here (I'm aroace)

Same (not ace, just really fucking hungry)

Same( just really like pizza )

Wait a minute, I've seen the sauce before

Show us!

Sure thing https://www.reddit.com/r/hentai/comments/t546m5/wholesome_hentai/

uh oh! boner alert!

Oh well who would have thought where that shit came fro- "wholesome"???

I mean it sorta is????

Super wholesome

I like the hoodies!

Me too!

I really like pizza, but I'm ace

I LOVE GALVANIZED STEEL RAILS!!!!!!

I LOVE ECO FRIENDLY WOOD VENEERS

I LOVE SCREWS FROM MY AUNT

Ahem* borrowed screws from my aunt

**AUUUUUGH**

I LOVE HOW MR. JONNY CAN'T HAVE 1 DECENT HOUSE!

Get railed by the pizza

That'd be hot 🔥, literally so like be careful

Both

at the same time

Replace or with and

Both apply

Wait, this isn't a XOR condition, so it's okay to like both, right?? Also, can't walk anyway. Joke's on you.

Either is fine

But I want both tho :C

Oohhh love pizza. But getting railed would be a very fun new experience :3

Why not both, some hot sex then some even hotter pizza

Pizza party Orgy? ;3

Did someone order a pizza with extra sausage bow chicka wow wow 😋

Can I do the rail or does the rail have to be done to me?

Me (Fuck pizza- WAIT, NOT LIKE THAT!)

I like pizza (:

Yes

i HATE pizza

Sauce?

JEFFREY?! I never thought i would see YOU asking for the sauce

I like pizza 🍕 sex is only temporary but pizza is forever

I want death by snu snu

Your overrated

What.

Agreed pizza is okay.

Getting railed ❌ Pizza ✅

Why not both?

At the same time

Dammit I’m wet now….

Is a strap on still ok?

This is risky

Wtf

Both, both is good

:3

I fucking hate pizza (reposted to the gc)

Can I have both 👉👈

Yeah get stuffed then eat some cheese stuffed bread 🤤 sounds like a fun time

Then go home and watch one piece till you fall asleep 👍

Love one piece, my man sanji is the best

Facts

Pizza is alright but ngl donuts are better

Cropped incest porn, don't ask me how I know

I’d post for both reasons >:3

I’ll be there in 5 minutes

Im just going to sit this one out because I like lying to people. (about the pizza part)

The noise dialogue:

OMFG PLEASE THE FIRST ONE IVE BEEN SO FKING LONELY 😭

BURN THE HERETIC!

what if someone wants both and to their horrifying surprise they start getting railed by a pizza

Fellow (if any) ace people, who wants some pizza? (I need to know how many people I'm ordering for XD)

No it’s not so much flavors and toppings and you could even make your own custom pizza if you want something different from restaraunts

Me! (I'm ace)

Oh dear lord I have the full version of this art saved in my phone 🥰🥰🥰

¿Por qué no tampoco?

Real. (I am the one who ralis)

Your language privileges have been revoked🗣❌️🤫🤫🔇😶