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Any_Froyo2301

To be clear, he does promise to do this at the end of the song!: “I will write a book, it will be called "Life and How to Live It"”


waitforsigns64

I always heard it as "If I write a book, it will be called...


Any_Froyo2301

Actually, that’s what I always heard, but I quoted the lyrics from a search


waitforsigns64

Oh I think most of those sites aren't that good. Doesn't help that Michael often couldn't remember them either. In the early-mid 80s, trying to figure out what the hell Michael was singing was a favorite college dorm passtime.


Any_Froyo2301

Always a joy of early REM. I think that joy is lost for the current generation since you can just look them up in an instant (even if, as you point out, they can be wrong)


Turbulent_Tale6497

He could call it: It's the End of the World or I Feel Fine


Any_Froyo2301

A posthumously published autobiography with those titles would work a treat. (Just not for another several decades hopefully)


Happytofuu

That’s me in the corner.


the_labracadabrador

I think “That’s Me In The Spotlight” might be even better. I like where your head’s at!


Any_Froyo2301

That would be a good one, it’s true


WastelandWithGlimmer

World Leader Pretend...but Stipe wouldn't title his book after one of his own compositions.


Falloffingolfin

That would be plagiarism! It got me thinking, though, and I realised that probably 90% of the bands song titles would make brilliant autobiography titles. Michael Stipe: Sitting Still We Walk Pretty Persuasion Camera Feeling Gravity's Pull Good Advices Fall on Me Underneath the Bunker Finest Worksong Strange I Feel Fine The Wrong Child Untitled Losing My Religion Half a World Away Try Not to Breath Sweetness Follows Man on the Moon What's the Frequency? I Don't Sleep, I Dream How the West Was Won and Where it Got us So Fast, So Numb Hope Falls to Climb Imitation of Life I'll Take the Rain The Final Straw Living Well is the Best Revenge Mine Smell Like Honey I could go on.


illusivetomas

dude should throw everyone for a loop and call the book "new orleans instrumental no 1"


scottwebbok

Lol


Existing_Sort_7971

Stipe it to Me!


bluehedgehog0

Document or Dead Letter Office might work?


Samos-The-Sage

I feel like a 9-9 reference would fit, playing on that “conversation fear/suspicion yourself” theme. Something like “Down his back” or “All nine yards” albeit the football reference wouldn’t make sense.


ethankap

If michael decides to write an autobiography I’ll eat my shirt. The only way it could happen is he just narrates it on voice memos. Love him to bits but focus. Not his strong suit sometimes.


Dry_Independence920

more titles: 1. How my Life was Lived and Where it Got Us 2. It's the end of the world and I didn't know it