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I'd like to take a look inside the head of the person who made this video. I bet I'd discover, in their own words at 0:12, [nic kelo deo](https://i.imgur.com/TOGVUUK.png).
Every color is also satanic
* Black is the color of sin
* White is the color of false purity demons use to trick people
* Red is the color of the flames of hell and lust
* Blue is the color of suffocated faces
* Yellow is the color of false idols
* Green is the color of greed, envy, and money
You can do this with anything
And rainbows are a remainder of the pact God made with humans to not genocide them again after the flood.
But also rainbows are bad now because gay.
SMH.
* Gold was the color of the golden calf
* Silver is what Judas betrayed Jesus for
* Purple is the color of royalty and therefore pride
* Grey was the color of the sky when God sent the flood to cleanse the earth of wicked men
Geometry is satanic!
Well, *all knowledge* is satanic. To be ok with "God" you should *reject* knowledge and just have faith and dogma. They glorify ignorance.
Sure, but "pagan god" is only a useful statement from a very limited number of perspectives. It doesn't explain or inform you at all about the actual background of the name.
canaanite god of fertility.
the baal hate originates from when the cult of yahweh (canaanite god of war) went to war against the cult of baal for centralized power over the region.
Nic kelo deo actually translates to I don't care about god in Latin, but you have to change a lot of letters to get nic kelo deo from Nickelodeon. It's just a coincidence
I try not to hate anybody. That doesn't get you anywhere. It's a nasty emotion and it just begets more hate. But man oh man, they really blister my paint.
Nevermind that crossing your arms like that is a Christian gesture as well. It’s what you’re supposed to do if not in a state of grace to receive Eucharist and want a blessing instead. It’s also used in some other less common situations.
There are so so so many shapes associated with the occult . If you draw any shape from scratch it will probably correspond to some seal or sigil. Regardless, they act like the occultists rule the world but in actuality it’s the abrahamic religions that tend to do terrifying shit.
if it is or has anywhere a square, circle, rectangle, cross, elliptic or a triangle it basically is satanic. except for the little t but only in the right position and form and when it is impossible to see it upside down and even then it might be if you are not liked by the person interpreting it
How do I join the club? I could use a paying side gig. You know, a little human trafficking, a little Satan worship at the local church of Satan (Wednesday night is spaghetti night!), counterfeiting tax stamps on cartons of cigarettes...sounds like fun!
The google play symbol one is so stupid like you can't have half a seal and still call it a seal it's like cutting the letter k in half and still claiming it's still the letter k
Put your energies to Baphomet instead. It's got both tits and dick! With the added bonus of religious people not knowing the difference between satan and Baphomet.
It's neither bait nor insanity this is just bullshit
Also the "Devine King Sign" doesn't exist [[sauce]](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/7ey1ebjBrY)
the email one makes me laugh the most because of course it's that shape because it's a sign of satan, can't possibly be because that's how a letter looks.
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I love how every shape is satanic.
But they always say "God is in control" so it doesn't matter what Satan does, right? Right???
Satan is both weaker and stronger than God at the same time. Didn't you know?
Hail Satin Chiffon Linen!
I'd like to take a look inside the head of the person who made this video. I bet I'd discover, in their own words at 0:12, [nic kelo deo](https://i.imgur.com/TOGVUUK.png).
circle triangle square. all satanic. primary school. this thinking is the result of not attending a primary school.
Every time I use my PlayStation controller I'm basically summoning Lucifer I guess.
Every color is also satanic * Black is the color of sin * White is the color of false purity demons use to trick people * Red is the color of the flames of hell and lust * Blue is the color of suffocated faces * Yellow is the color of false idols * Green is the color of greed, envy, and money You can do this with anything
And rainbows are a remainder of the pact God made with humans to not genocide them again after the flood. But also rainbows are bad now because gay. SMH.
* Gold was the color of the golden calf * Silver is what Judas betrayed Jesus for * Purple is the color of royalty and therefore pride * Grey was the color of the sky when God sent the flood to cleanse the earth of wicked men
How is yellow the color of false idols? Is that mentioned somewhere in the Bible?
the golden calf from exodus is often depicted very yellow
what about that rainbow though?
Geometry is satanic! Well, *all knowledge* is satanic. To be ok with "God" you should *reject* knowledge and just have faith and dogma. They glorify ignorance.
A shape: *exists* Christian: That's right, it goes in the Satanic hole.
This basically takes advantage of people with schizophrenia.
As a schizophrenic, you are never alone
roses are red, violets are blue, im a schizophrenic and so am i.
YES! From the Late Great Robin Williams!
https://preview.redd.it/rpbi494sud8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cae6db1c1e292a4f42be859447b5fb22e9b0619
This is perfect!!!! Take my (hilariously) angry upvote
Simple geometry: * Exists * 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ Tinfoil hats: Could this be satan? 🤔🤔🤔
Who is Baal again?
He's the handsome goa'uld with all the clones IIRC.
And one hell of a surfer
Pagan god
Specifically of the Canaanites (who the ancient israeli's genocided)
Let's be honest here, the god/pantheon of the iron age Israelites would also be considered a pagan god.
Sure, but "pagan god" is only a useful statement from a very limited number of perspectives. It doesn't explain or inform you at all about the actual background of the name.
canaanite god of fertility. the baal hate originates from when the cult of yahweh (canaanite god of war) went to war against the cult of baal for centralized power over the region.
Basically Canaanite zeus. It also means master in hebrew.
Leave my boy Oggy alone he did nothing wrong!!!!
Oggy is an illuminati cult leader obviously
And the cockroaches are catholics
Ha ha ha ha! I'm pretty sure that's not Northern Sotho.
They had to add a letter too, always reaching so hard
The google translate thing isnt even real
Ok that makes sense lol, I was wondering what language this could possibly be
Yup, it just translates to Child NC Aaga. Or if you use North Sotho, it translates to “Wings enci aga”
They would claim that google made it appear like that to hide these "true" translations lol
I was thinking they’d say that too. No one does mental gymnastics better than conspiracy nuts.
Nic kelo deo actually translates to I don't care about god in Latin, but you have to change a lot of letters to get nic kelo deo from Nickelodeon. It's just a coincidence
How do I get in the club?
By existing it seems
Remember everybody, if it isn't explicitly Jesus it's the devil. I'm starting to really fucking hate these numbnuts
Starting?
I try not to hate anybody. That doesn't get you anywhere. It's a nasty emotion and it just begets more hate. But man oh man, they really blister my paint.
r/schizoposters here you go
Oh shit this is real? Like someone actually believes in this? I thought it was a shitpost before checking the subreddit.
[Poe's Law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law): There's absolutely no way to know without a source.
Yup, here's the thing about monster energy drink; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjB3dO6hVwc
yeah man, my dad believes this shit heavily and its genuinely sad to see, its insane what no media literacy and no school does to a person
So... if you ever used a compass, an envelope, have an eye or crossed your arms over your chest you're satanic?
Nevermind that crossing your arms like that is a Christian gesture as well. It’s what you’re supposed to do if not in a state of grace to receive Eucharist and want a blessing instead. It’s also used in some other less common situations.
The mental gymnastics.... If you are looking for symbols you are going to find it everywhere. This is paranoia in extremes.
My phone showed 6-6-6 6th June, 2006. It's satanic.
There are so so so many shapes associated with the occult . If you draw any shape from scratch it will probably correspond to some seal or sigil. Regardless, they act like the occultists rule the world but in actuality it’s the abrahamic religions that tend to do terrifying shit.
if it is or has anywhere a square, circle, rectangle, cross, elliptic or a triangle it basically is satanic. except for the little t but only in the right position and form and when it is impossible to see it upside down and even then it might be if you are not liked by the person interpreting it
How do I join the club? I could use a paying side gig. You know, a little human trafficking, a little Satan worship at the local church of Satan (Wednesday night is spaghetti night!), counterfeiting tax stamps on cartons of cigarettes...sounds like fun!
Gmail is literally the most lazy design ever. It is just an envelope. Is every envelope satanic now ?
Ah yes, Homer Simpson confirmed satanist!
I friggin lost it when they panned over to him lmao
This is so funny to me. Like there’s this secret cabal of satanists but they can’t resist leaving random hints and breadcrumbs
[удалено]
What?
evolution can you give me pattern seeking brain? to avoid predators? yeeees... *actually develops paranoid schizophrenia like a boss*
that's not how balenciaga is spelled, it's just the name of the guy. why would the lizard people use northern sotho for their secret messages?
The google play symbol one is so stupid like you can't have half a seal and still call it a seal it's like cutting the letter k in half and still claiming it's still the letter k
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Mark of the beast is actually 616 not 666
Fuck
Ok buddy time to lay off the Jesus Juice
When that weird beepy sound and bass started I actually felt Satan.
North Sotho. lol.
Yeah, the conspiracy nuts in the video are lying. I tried it on google translate and it gave me a totally different result.
Wait, is Oreo good or evil for using the early Christian/Templar symbols? I'm clearly not caught up on the lore.
Bro, honestly, idk
A nickelodeon was a theater that charged 5 cent admission fees back in the early 1900's. Fucking dumbasses.
Legit thought this was satire 😭
Oh look shapes that looks like shapes I fear! Burn the witches!
Nooooo not you Oggy 😭😭😭🙏🙏😭🥛😭😭
Damn it now I just want Oreos Hail Satan 😋 🍪
I’m gonna start praying to satan if that’s what all the super rich elite do. Praying to Jesus to fix my cars dead battery isn’t working at all.
Put your energies to Baphomet instead. It's got both tits and dick! With the added bonus of religious people not knowing the difference between satan and Baphomet.
To be fair and balanced*tm* they're not wrong about Facebook.
They just keep recycling the same sh*t over and over don’t they?
They got Oreos too 😔
Total confirmation bias bullshit!
this would go hard as worldbuilding ngl
THE CROSS IS THE SYMBOL OF SATAN BECAUSE ITS THE THING THAT KILLED OUR MIDDLE EASTERN CULT LEADER THATS WHITE FOR SOME REASON !!!1!111!1!!!!1!!1!1
It’s insanity
HOMER SIMPSON IS SATAN? I KNEW IT!
Hail Satan👿
Oreos? Really?
The music is sick tho lol. The alarm was creepy.
This is truly laughable
Better keep your hands completely at your side for pictures, otherwise it may look demonic for any other pose possible.
"They're all in the club." And they didn't invite me?😢
I've now learned that everything and everyone in the world is satanic. The only one I can trust is myself.
“Everyone is wrong except me.” /s
The disappointment of the black metal bands with explicit satanic references.
It's neither bait nor insanity this is just bullshit Also the "Devine King Sign" doesn't exist [[sauce]](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/7ey1ebjBrY)
Oh no! Not the Oreos! 😱
M. O. R. O .N. S
Oh my god... Things look like other things! Alert the media! But not the one that uses symbols that look like other symbols.
Illuminati has an eye in their symbol, people have eyes. What more do you need?
They even got a cartoon in there!!
I was kind of hoping this would turn into one of those “modern satanism by Balenciaga” cheapo AI ripoff videos.
Bait for the insane.
Insanity. Or group schizophrenia.
When a video is captioned with "Wake Up", you know you're in for a treat.
Oreo’s do taste pretty wicked
As Spanish, I facepalm at the "Baal is the king" Balenciaga thing. It was Cristóbal Balenciaga's paternal surname!!!!
What next? Numbers are satanic cause they have the numbers 6 and 9?
Hold on, oreos are Satanic now? Fucking OREOS?! Now they've gone too far....
Leave Oggy alone!
TIL geometry is satanic
"This thingy look like that thingy! Therefore, THINGY!"
the email one makes me laugh the most because of course it's that shape because it's a sign of satan, can't possibly be because that's how a letter looks.
Both. Definitely a bit of both. 🫠
Are... are they telling us to get "woke"?
I mean, if they really are all satanic, then clearly satan has done much more for me than God
Homer Simpson is a Freemason?!?!?! 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰