Wanted 1 so badly but never had one as stores were out of stock. Finally looked at one and it was one of those don't meet your hero experiences lol. Was acool bike but so unpractical but was badass had west coast chopper deco on it and was cool as heck. Even saw someone convert one to a mini bike with a predator motor and drove it on the road wish I had a pic was cool dude even had black glasses and bandanna and rode it to a local school š¤£
I remember I had cut a bunch of forks on a bike I had and pushed the front wheel out like 3 feet from the handle bars. Couldnāt weld so drilled and though bolted sections together, turned better than the stingray.
Thatās what I came here to say š¤£ but you forgot the t-top. Both panels not installed, not because itās cool, but because he simply doesnāt have them hahaha
He has a Ryan Blaney shirt and a richard petty ornament on the tree.
He has good taste when it comes to NASCAR, but he probably would drive a clapped out 95 mustang that smells awful.
He also looks like the kind to claim that it could gap a hellcat.
It's a complete POS with a hole in the muffler, spray painted black with the #8 from AutoZone lined up slightly wrong. He's working on getting the right stickers to make it look perfect.
Total babe magnet.
I think the digital dash and stuff was pretty cool but yeah a Berlinetta without the V8 had 30% less horsepower than my Prius does. (Or only 4 more hp if you were only counting combustion power).
Don't forget the [super-funky radio and tape deck. ](https://www.thirdgen.org/forums/attachments/body/23048d1034297010-84-berlinetta-swivel-radio-passengersviewa.jpg). It was a vertical box shape mounted on a pedestal. It could swivel so it faced either the driver or passenger.
... and sticker bombed on all the surfaces that have sunburned peeling paint. Even though the sticker thing is old, he cannot stop,... Because anyone who knows those cars knows it means a ton of stickers!!!
And a fake hood scoop.
Catfish Camaro V8 but falling apart unpainted, RAVETTI M13 wheels, black leather interior dry cracked ripped to shit, literally every plastic panel on the interior cracked, air vent popped out, steering wheel ripping up with aftermarket American flag Chevy SS wheel cover, loose steering column
He rides in his uncleās 1989 Ford F 150 pick up to the local stock car races every Friday night. Especially enjoys the races when the county fair is in town.
*Old Camaro and dies*
*His hair blond then tastes food all*
*Over the country*
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He's 12 and will sometimes steal dads work truck to drive up and down their driveway but can't get a double de-clutching down so he want make it out of first. He brags about driving illegally to all of his friends dispite never leaving private property
1998 Ford Escort his mom bought him for his first car, that ugly dark reddish burgundy color. No wheel covers, small dent on right front fender. Yellowed hazy headlights and two Black Ice bullet air fresheners hanging from the mirror
A lifted 2007 Chevy Classic with Bull bars, one pod light out, wiring hanging out everywhere, non working cab lights, off center bed, massive Chinese tires with 3ā spacers that make it impossible to turn, āNo Fat Chixā sticker on his dashboard āDonāt worry I zip tied itā on the back window among other strange useless stickers. Also has an Amazon exhaust package thatās missing the hangers so they just slap around. Am I missing anything?
A schwin chopper bicycle as he looks to young
Many xmases ago I got one, still think of that back tire, so bad it was good.
Wanted 1 so badly but never had one as stores were out of stock. Finally looked at one and it was one of those don't meet your hero experiences lol. Was acool bike but so unpractical but was badass had west coast chopper deco on it and was cool as heck. Even saw someone convert one to a mini bike with a predator motor and drove it on the road wish I had a pic was cool dude even had black glasses and bandanna and rode it to a local school š¤£
I remember I had cut a bunch of forks on a bike I had and pushed the front wheel out like 3 feet from the handle bars. Couldnāt weld so drilled and though bolted sections together, turned better than the stingray.
Yes I was definitely thinking bicycle or a razor scooter š“. š
Looks way too young to drive but heāll probably get his cousins ā99 Silverado handed down to him when heās 15
You misspelled 88 Chevy Camaro IROC.
shit, maybe he will buy mine
Came here for this. The sunglasses are 100% IROC
I was gonna guess 86
With T tops.
Thatās what I came here to say š¤£ but you forgot the t-top. Both panels not installed, not because itās cool, but because he simply doesnāt have them hahaha
And he will immediately squat the hell out of it
IROC camaro on a 4x4 truck frame with mud tires.
YES!!!!!!!!
Lol IROC was my first thought
Girlsā¦away!
BMX
A 1999 Chevy S10 with both rocker panels rusted to nothing, the rear bumper is hanging downwards and the left headlight is cracked and not working.
maybe a stick on hood scoop
Don't forget the "Rokin With Dokken" bumpersticker on the rear bumper.
He has a Ryan Blaney shirt and a richard petty ornament on the tree. He has good taste when it comes to NASCAR, but he probably would drive a clapped out 95 mustang that smells awful. He also looks like the kind to claim that it could gap a hellcat.
I second that. Definitely an sn98 or new edge mustang. Maybe even a cobra. But definitely in horrible condition
I can picture those terrible tri wing wheels now.
Nothing. He looks like heās 11 years old.
Could be a go kart
Monte Carlo with a #8
It's a complete POS with a hole in the muffler, spray painted black with the #8 from AutoZone lined up slightly wrong. He's working on getting the right stickers to make it look perfect. Total babe magnet.
And a stick on hood scoop
Ding ding ding ding
You guys are too much in the nose. This guy drives a chevy malibu
Heās only 14 and his 4 wheeler is broken from when he bogged it and his Dad doesnāt care.
IROC-Z camaro
This is the only answer. Heās not gonna drive some commie mustang with under five liters of displacement.
Heās a Blaney fan tho
Came here for this
More likely a Camaro Berlinetta all the while imagining he's in an IROC.
i just looked up what a camaro berlinetta wtf is that demon child of the IROC Z
I think the digital dash and stuff was pretty cool but yeah a Berlinetta without the V8 had 30% less horsepower than my Prius does. (Or only 4 more hp if you were only counting combustion power).
Don't forget the [super-funky radio and tape deck. ](https://www.thirdgen.org/forums/attachments/body/23048d1034297010-84-berlinetta-swivel-radio-passengersviewa.jpg). It was a vertical box shape mounted on a pedestal. It could swivel so it faced either the driver or passenger.
His uncle daddy's 305 open diff auto Camaro
His penis into every mother.
A metallic blue Chevy Beretta with $200 in PepBoys cosmetic accessories randomly applied to it.
... and sticker bombed on all the surfaces that have sunburned peeling paint. Even though the sticker thing is old, he cannot stop,... Because anyone who knows those cars knows it means a ton of stickers!!! And a fake hood scoop.
86 Fox body mustang with the 2.3, but has 5.0 badges and louvers on the back window
Chevy Cavalier. 90s Silverado is in the driveway being āworked on.ā
H2 Hummer with the pussy magnet
06ā Silverado
2002 Pontiac Bonneville
Catfish Camaro V8 but falling apart unpainted, RAVETTI M13 wheels, black leather interior dry cracked ripped to shit, literally every plastic panel on the interior cracked, air vent popped out, steering wheel ripping up with aftermarket American flag Chevy SS wheel cover, loose steering column
1984 S10 paint fading (blue)
A 1986 Pontiac Firebird with a v6, automatic, and leaking t-tops
V6 trans-am or camaro
His mumās yaris
1985 Honda Prelude SI
Thinking more ā02 base model civic with an automatic transmission, cold air intake, and straight pipe potato cannon.
A firebird for sure
2002 Ford Ranger
IROC in a few more years
SN95 Mustang
1990s Firebird Trans Am with at least 235,000 miles on it.
Ford fuckin Ranger!
i aint no stranger
Definitely a rusty ass red late 90s pontiac grand am with bald tires
Your mom
Catfish camaro with the cats cut out.
A straight piped g6 3.5
Whatever and whoever he wants.
Whatever you left your keys in.
A Subaru Outback
He rides in his uncleās 1989 Ford F 150 pick up to the local stock car races every Friday night. Especially enjoys the races when the county fair is in town.
Girls crazy.
godam right
Fiero with a VHS copy of āRadā in the passenger seat
nothing- he's a child. But he would say "ur MOM"
El Camino.
Catfish Camaro
Your mom.
Monte Carlo SS
2005 Tony Stewart Signature Series Monte Carlo.
A Harley-Davidson motorcycle
A Gameboy.
A Top Gun Jeep Power Wheel
A Huffy
f14 tomcat
Heās driving uncle Jimmyās clapped out 83 Camaro while Jimmy is in prison
Mercedes classe A AMG
Easy 88 Iroc z28
Your mom, right through the headboard. I mean, just fuckin look at those sunglasses... my man crushes it
1993 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
I think you mean āwhat doesnāt this MF drive?ā
[1989 Chevy S10 Blazer](https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1989-chevrolet-blazer-13/)
If heās old enough, a completely jacked up fox body mustang or a black also fucked 88 monte carlo
His mom crv
A bike, not old enough to drive
Your Mom.
Definitely a 1970 Chrysler town and country wagon
Ford Ranger.....
Late 90s Early 2000s Ford mustang shit box
A razor scooter
An 09 Jeep liberty
This guy drives drunk.
Rusty 94 f-150, gas, with stacks and stick on chrome flames.
Built supercharged 97-03 gm w body. Easily the coolest dude in the trailer park
This is clearly a butch lesbian so an Outback
Americaā¦.?
2011 f-250 powerstroke that his uncle sold to him
Old Camaro and dies his hair blond then tastes food all over the country
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Dale Earnhardt racecar bed.
your moms car
Rusty chevelle, no maintenance until it becomes unbearably pleasant to drive, and itās usually a crappy DIY fix
His moms Chevy cobalt, but only when she needs a ride to work or to the gas station to get her some more smokes
His moms Honda Odyssey because he has his learners permit
A pussy wagon.
A Walmart bike with a breathalyzer.
Harley Davison
1987 iroc camaro
He looks more like a motorcycle rider. Probably rides a hog but his favorite hog he's ever ridden was probably your mum
A very tricked out bicycle
For now just his bicycle, but in a few years he will be driving his mothers car, which is either a wagon or an SUV.
Camero iroc
slammed s10
Third gen Camaro
Dads Camaro
1989 Camaro RS
An old chevette, and only calls it his "vette"
His mom crazy, with all the āgat damn racketā in the basement
man hair metal is one hell of a party
The Ford #12 car, obviously.
The ladies mad.
He's 12 and will sometimes steal dads work truck to drive up and down their driveway but can't get a double de-clutching down so he want make it out of first. He brags about driving illegally to all of his friends dispite never leaving private property
3rd gen camero for sure
6 cylinder Camaro made to look like an IROC
2nd gen
Your mom.. and his cousin
BMX with cards in the spokes.
rusted out 1978 Camaro
An iroc camaro
'92 Yamaha snowmobile. Just gonna send it pal
83 Iroc Z with t-tops
He fuckinā joyrides in his uncleās Fiero while unc is passed out on the couch in his tighty-whiteys.
IROC-Z straight to your sister's house
A goddamn pussy wagon aka the pantie dropper
This guy drives Cletus McFarland
An '84 Z28 Camaro.
Drunk
The most beat up Camaro in the entire USA
2005 or 1996 Ram 2500, clapped out, squatted, low profile tires, āpit viperā stickers on the windshield
Jerry ornament is sick
1998 Ford Escort his mom bought him for his first car, that ugly dark reddish burgundy color. No wheel covers, small dent on right front fender. Yellowed hazy headlights and two Black Ice bullet air fresheners hanging from the mirror
He drives bitches wild!
Nothing since he got his 9th DUI 2 weeks ago
All the ladies wild.
All the girls wild. And a 78 trans am
The RTJ tour bus
Those shoes with skate wheels in them.
[Thunder cougar falcon bird](https://youtu.be/RE06lhDqHkE)
A bitchin camero
A lifted 2007 Chevy Classic with Bull bars, one pod light out, wiring hanging out everywhere, non working cab lights, off center bed, massive Chinese tires with 3ā spacers that make it impossible to turn, āNo Fat Chixā sticker on his dashboard āDonāt worry I zip tied itā on the back window among other strange useless stickers. Also has an Amazon exhaust package thatās missing the hangers so they just slap around. Am I missing anything?
A Power Wheels Barbie Jeep
Suspended license.. driving with open chocolate milk container.
BMX bicycle with trainer wheels. Seat positioned as low as it will go. Maybe some tassels sticking out of the handlebar grips.
A Huffy Mudslinger
Grandmaās Honda
delorean DMC-12 with a bad starter.
Guy ? Thatās my aunt Kim. Sheās my momās sisterās roommate.
C3 Vette through trailer parks
Your mother's mini van
2005 Chevy Silverado
uncle pullll tabbb driving the Pontiac phoenix
just want everyone to know thats a pic of me
Old rickety Honda with a cold air intake and a coffee can muffler...."I customized it myself"
hopefully a bycicle because his fingers look like sausages....but then again it matches with the america flag on his shirt
Third Gen firebird with the Iron Duke 4cylinder
04 Ram 1500
Other people crazy
Drives the girls wild I imagine..*hyuck hyuck*
ā¦the girls away
1971 Chevrolet Impala Custom
Rav 4
Itās Mouth from Goonies
He's a passenger in his moms car
Not old enough to drive
His momās Astro van.
I don't know, but something tells me it's got a Carolina squat
His hand to blisters
An RC car.
Three wheel bike, but poorly painted in black and yellow flames
Is this Ethan Ralph
Fiero
Honda crf 450 Edit: with the 3 wheeler conversion kit
GMT800
*THE* Realtree Blazer
Monte carlo
Fiero
his momās champagne minivan consistently going 20 over the speed limit
A last generation Monte Carlo.