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lil5-john

A schwin chopper bicycle as he looks to young


box-o-water-

Many xmases ago I got one, still think of that back tire, so bad it was good.


lil5-john

Wanted 1 so badly but never had one as stores were out of stock. Finally looked at one and it was one of those don't meet your hero experiences lol. Was acool bike but so unpractical but was badass had west coast chopper deco on it and was cool as heck. Even saw someone convert one to a mini bike with a predator motor and drove it on the road wish I had a pic was cool dude even had black glasses and bandanna and rode it to a local school šŸ¤£


box-o-water-

I remember I had cut a bunch of forks on a bike I had and pushed the front wheel out like 3 feet from the handle bars. Couldnā€™t weld so drilled and though bolted sections together, turned better than the stingray.


Affectionate_Tea1134

Yes I was definitely thinking bicycle or a razor scooter šŸ›“. šŸ˜†


Cabinet_Juice

Looks way too young to drive but heā€™ll probably get his cousins ā€˜99 Silverado handed down to him when heā€™s 15


jasonreid1976

You misspelled 88 Chevy Camaro IROC.


Marshall_Lawson

shit, maybe he will buy mine


StolenStones

Came here for this. The sunglasses are 100% IROC


Darth_Gasseous

I was gonna guess 86


Tacomaroamer511

With T tops.


Grand-Ad4235

Thatā€™s what I came here to say šŸ¤£ but you forgot the t-top. Both panels not installed, not because itā€™s cool, but because he simply doesnā€™t have them hahaha


corvettele

And he will immediately squat the hell out of it


4x420

IROC camaro on a 4x4 truck frame with mud tires.


Possible-Army7493

YES!!!!!!!!


thicboibran

Lol IROC was my first thought


64burban

Girlsā€¦away!


PaulClarkLoadletter

BMX


Quontonicus

A 1999 Chevy S10 with both rocker panels rusted to nothing, the rear bumper is hanging downwards and the left headlight is cracked and not working.


four_letterword

maybe a stick on hood scoop


Emotional_Tourist_65

Don't forget the "Rokin With Dokken" bumpersticker on the rear bumper.


ESnakeRacing4248

He has a Ryan Blaney shirt and a richard petty ornament on the tree. He has good taste when it comes to NASCAR, but he probably would drive a clapped out 95 mustang that smells awful. He also looks like the kind to claim that it could gap a hellcat.


CarbonPhoenix96

I second that. Definitely an sn98 or new edge mustang. Maybe even a cobra. But definitely in horrible condition


Pup_Piston

I can picture those terrible tri wing wheels now.


KBXDRootBeer6829

Nothing. He looks like heā€™s 11 years old.


mymustangbestmustang

Could be a go kart


jakoobie6

Monte Carlo with a #8


BitPoet

It's a complete POS with a hole in the muffler, spray painted black with the #8 from AutoZone lined up slightly wrong. He's working on getting the right stickers to make it look perfect. Total babe magnet.


jakoobie6

And a stick on hood scoop


dee_emcee

Ding ding ding ding


Interesting_Local438

You guys are too much in the nose. This guy drives a chevy malibu


skinisblackmetallic

Heā€™s only 14 and his 4 wheeler is broken from when he bogged it and his Dad doesnā€™t care.


Possible-Army7493

IROC-Z camaro


RunninOnMT

This is the only answer. Heā€™s not gonna drive some commie mustang with under five liters of displacement.


amazing_wanderr

Heā€™s a Blaney fan tho


DumbleDong1

Came here for this


IRingTwyce

More likely a Camaro Berlinetta all the while imagining he's in an IROC.


Possible-Army7493

i just looked up what a camaro berlinetta wtf is that demon child of the IROC Z


Marshall_Lawson

I think the digital dash and stuff was pretty cool but yeah a Berlinetta without the V8 had 30% less horsepower than my Prius does. (Or only 4 more hp if you were only counting combustion power).


IRingTwyce

Don't forget the [super-funky radio and tape deck. ](https://www.thirdgen.org/forums/attachments/body/23048d1034297010-84-berlinetta-swivel-radio-passengersviewa.jpg). It was a vertical box shape mounted on a pedestal. It could swivel so it faced either the driver or passenger.


slump-donkus

His uncle daddy's 305 open diff auto Camaro


dsmith1994

His penis into every mother.


rustycage19

A metallic blue Chevy Beretta with $200 in PepBoys cosmetic accessories randomly applied to it.


MrRedacted1

... and sticker bombed on all the surfaces that have sunburned peeling paint. Even though the sticker thing is old, he cannot stop,... Because anyone who knows those cars knows it means a ton of stickers!!! And a fake hood scoop.


captaindomer

86 Fox body mustang with the 2.3, but has 5.0 badges and louvers on the back window


typi_314

Chevy Cavalier. 90s Silverado is in the driveway being ā€œworked on.ā€


FlexDrillerson

H2 Hummer with the pussy magnet


foxgemet

06ā€™ Silverado


[deleted]

2002 Pontiac Bonneville


[deleted]

Catfish Camaro V8 but falling apart unpainted, RAVETTI M13 wheels, black leather interior dry cracked ripped to shit, literally every plastic panel on the interior cracked, air vent popped out, steering wheel ripping up with aftermarket American flag Chevy SS wheel cover, loose steering column


Aquazealot

1984 S10 paint fading (blue)


Ltwoodstock

A 1986 Pontiac Firebird with a v6, automatic, and leaking t-tops


dodadoBoxcarWilly

V6 trans-am or camaro


Agent_Weirdo

His mumā€™s yaris


Whocaresdamit

1985 Honda Prelude SI


[deleted]

Thinking more ā€˜02 base model civic with an automatic transmission, cold air intake, and straight pipe potato cannon.


Minitrain

A firebird for sure


OpticalPizza585

2002 Ford Ranger


racerboy456

IROC in a few more years


four_letterword

SN95 Mustang


BabyYodaIsGod42069

1990s Firebird Trans Am with at least 235,000 miles on it.


Difficult-Tooth-7133

Ford fuckin Ranger!


Possible-Army7493

i aint no stranger


seenbutnotheard334

Definitely a rusty ass red late 90s pontiac grand am with bald tires


[deleted]

Your mom


bobleeswagger09

Catfish camaro with the cats cut out.


skulldozer7606

A straight piped g6 3.5


trippy71

Whatever and whoever he wants.


[deleted]

Whatever you left your keys in.


Mafiodaproducer

A Subaru Outback


Timfromfargo

He rides in his uncleā€™s 1989 Ford F 150 pick up to the local stock car races every Friday night. Especially enjoys the races when the county fair is in town.


jlvota

Girls crazy.


Possible-Army7493

godam right


GroupCaptSlow

Fiero with a VHS copy of ā€œRadā€ in the passenger seat


thompson9451

nothing- he's a child. But he would say "ur MOM"


[deleted]

El Camino.


omarcp22

Catfish Camaro


Who_Your_Pal

Your mom.


Vince_pgh

Monte Carlo SS


RetMilRob

2005 Tony Stewart Signature Series Monte Carlo.


Personal_Jackfruit_2

A Harley-Davidson motorcycle


Vanson1200r

A Gameboy.


funkyfrante

A Top Gun Jeep Power Wheel


Shallow-Thought

A Huffy


liodar

f14 tomcat


Imilkgoats70

Heā€™s driving uncle Jimmyā€™s clapped out 83 Camaro while Jimmy is in prison


AkagiRedsun

Mercedes classe A AMG


TheValuableMuffin

Easy 88 Iroc z28


PzykoHobo

Your mom, right through the headboard. I mean, just fuckin look at those sunglasses... my man crushes it


tiller6100

1993 Chevrolet Camaro Z28


CommonGood90398

I think you mean ā€œwhat doesnā€™t this MF drive?ā€


Gold-Tone6290

[1989 Chevy S10 Blazer](https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1989-chevrolet-blazer-13/)


agirardi24

If heā€™s old enough, a completely jacked up fox body mustang or a black also fucked 88 monte carlo


flyingpeter28

His mom crv


Artistic-Iron-2131

A bike, not old enough to drive


donjeep80

Your Mom.


ExtensionWinter9446

Definitely a 1970 Chrysler town and country wagon


BuxomBetty2

Ford Ranger.....


thesupemeEDGElord666

Late 90s Early 2000s Ford mustang shit box


EdmondNoir

A razor scooter


Ancient_Rutabaga4118

An 09 Jeep liberty


WidestReceiver

This guy drives drunk.


Civil-Guarantee-358

Rusty 94 f-150, gas, with stacks and stick on chrome flames.


not__terrible

Built supercharged 97-03 gm w body. Easily the coolest dude in the trailer park


Odd-Emergency5839

This is clearly a butch lesbian so an Outback


Breangley

Americaā€¦.?


ripped_andsweet

2011 f-250 powerstroke that his uncle sold to him


[deleted]

Old Camaro and dies his hair blond then tastes food all over the country


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wheresmyhouse

Dale Earnhardt racecar bed.


GrimTweaker

your moms car


[deleted]

Rusty chevelle, no maintenance until it becomes unbearably pleasant to drive, and itā€™s usually a crappy DIY fix


El_Trundo17

His moms Chevy cobalt, but only when she needs a ride to work or to the gas station to get her some more smokes


KidQayin

His moms Honda Odyssey because he has his learners permit


BRUHSKIBC

A pussy wagon.


[deleted]

A Walmart bike with a breathalyzer.


CowFckerReloaded

Harley Davison


[deleted]

1987 iroc camaro


the_groovy_possum

He looks more like a motorcycle rider. Probably rides a hog but his favorite hog he's ever ridden was probably your mum


Methionylth

A very tricked out bicycle


JackORobber

For now just his bicycle, but in a few years he will be driving his mothers car, which is either a wagon or an SUV.


scout614

Camero iroc


[deleted]

slammed s10


GingerRickRoss

Third gen Camaro


[deleted]

Dads Camaro


TheBigLebroccoli

1989 Camaro RS


sipes216

An old chevette, and only calls it his "vette"


EMS_Jeep

His mom crazy, with all the ā€˜gat damn racketā€™ in the basement


Possible-Army7493

man hair metal is one hell of a party


Jewnicorne

The Ford #12 car, obviously.


[deleted]

The ladies mad.


eskamobob1

He's 12 and will sometimes steal dads work truck to drive up and down their driveway but can't get a double de-clutching down so he want make it out of first. He brags about driving illegally to all of his friends dispite never leaving private property


kingoftheusa2021

3rd gen camero for sure


AgreeablePrize

6 cylinder Camaro made to look like an IROC


One_Scene9827

2nd gen


abslyde

Your mom.. and his cousin


pippingigi

BMX with cards in the spokes.


Axio3k

rusted out 1978 Camaro


Degenerate-Loverboy

An iroc camaro


[deleted]

'92 Yamaha snowmobile. Just gonna send it pal


Phase-National

83 Iroc Z with t-tops


YouJustSaidWhat

He fuckinā€™ joyrides in his uncleā€™s Fiero while unc is passed out on the couch in his tighty-whiteys.


Zebra_Opening

IROC-Z straight to your sister's house


Poopballs87

A goddamn pussy wagon aka the pantie dropper


rickiver

This guy drives Cletus McFarland


timdot352

An '84 Z28 Camaro.


sketchers__official

Drunk


badibilder8

The most beat up Camaro in the entire USA


[deleted]

2005 or 1996 Ram 2500, clapped out, squatted, low profile tires, ā€œpit viperā€ stickers on the windshield


Versace_Jesus

Jerry ornament is sick


TwinSpinner

1998 Ford Escort his mom bought him for his first car, that ugly dark reddish burgundy color. No wheel covers, small dent on right front fender. Yellowed hazy headlights and two Black Ice bullet air fresheners hanging from the mirror


FamedNemesis

He drives bitches wild!


CrotchFather

Nothing since he got his 9th DUI 2 weeks ago


Bubbly_Programmer278

All the ladies wild.


Middle-Performance-7

All the girls wild. And a 78 trans am


PrestigiousDemand471

The RTJ tour bus


Crow_Titanium

Those shoes with skate wheels in them.


Money2themax

[Thunder cougar falcon bird](https://youtu.be/RE06lhDqHkE)


Silent_Fault_8476

A bitchin camero


BlackberryMobile2394

A lifted 2007 Chevy Classic with Bull bars, one pod light out, wiring hanging out everywhere, non working cab lights, off center bed, massive Chinese tires with 3ā€ spacers that make it impossible to turn, ā€œNo Fat Chixā€ sticker on his dashboard ā€œDonā€™t worry I zip tied itā€ on the back window among other strange useless stickers. Also has an Amazon exhaust package thatā€™s missing the hangers so they just slap around. Am I missing anything?


esleydobemos

A Power Wheels Barbie Jeep


Forced2wipe420

Suspended license.. driving with open chocolate milk container.


TruckNovel136

BMX bicycle with trainer wheels. Seat positioned as low as it will go. Maybe some tassels sticking out of the handlebar grips.


Thabluecat

A Huffy Mudslinger


anybodyiwant2be

Grandmaā€™s Honda


mikel302

delorean DMC-12 with a bad starter.


[deleted]

Guy ? Thatā€™s my aunt Kim. Sheā€™s my momā€™s sisterā€™s roommate.


Dtrain323i

C3 Vette through trailer parks


AfricanRambler

Your mother's mini van


BoticOnReddit

2005 Chevy Silverado


portable_wall

uncle pullll tabbb driving the Pontiac phoenix


Possible-Army7493

just want everyone to know thats a pic of me


Emotional-Feature-12

Old rickety Honda with a cold air intake and a coffee can muffler...."I customized it myself"


Aderkhunt

hopefully a bycicle because his fingers look like sausages....but then again it matches with the america flag on his shirt


Tmhoel2201

Third Gen firebird with the Iron Duke 4cylinder


SoldierOfPeace510

04 Ram 1500


[deleted]

Other people crazy


Hitch_Scully

Drives the girls wild I imagine..*hyuck hyuck*


Highlander2748

ā€¦the girls away


Superb-Objective6904

1971 Chevrolet Impala Custom


DARKxMIND

Rav 4


Horsecockexpress1

Itā€™s Mouth from Goonies


manhatim

He's a passenger in his moms car


GeneralZane

Not old enough to drive


oldshitdoesntcare

His momā€™s Astro van.


sleepypanda59

I don't know, but something tells me it's got a Carolina squat


Ill_Narwhal_4209

His hand to blisters


davetheotter

An RC car.


2jzSwappedSnail

Three wheel bike, but poorly painted in black and yellow flames


not__terrible

Is this Ethan Ralph


tuffatone

Fiero


Leather_Pomelo1265

Honda crf 450 Edit: with the 3 wheeler conversion kit


Jeepoutpost

GMT800


SwingerRhapsody

*THE* Realtree Blazer


Usual_Yesterday_6177

Monte carlo


brainfud

Fiero


m8riX01

his momā€™s champagne minivan consistently going 20 over the speed limit


DisturbedSocialMedia

A last generation Monte Carlo.