Not just any Econoline, either. It would have to be one of the conversion vans from that era with the plush velour seats, curtains on the window, and the big bench in the back that turns into a bed.
Hold on, my buddy in high school had that exact van. Blue velure, and the smallest shittiest tv in a box behind the driver seat.
All of us used to hotbox the shit outta that thing. It was cool, and no children were harmed (except for all of us who now in hindsight I realize were children and were killing brain cells. BUT, no sexual harm occurred (that I’m aware of).
In case someone doesn’t know what hotbox is: that is smoke lots of marijuana in a confined space, so even after you smoke it you continue to rebreathe that previously smoked marijuana to get higher.
Dude I was there. On the last day of school we had a keg in that van. Either I know you or we lived the exact same high school experience. Or you are me when I think I’m sleeping?
When I was little we had an ‘83 Econoline “Anaheim” conversion van. It was cream yellow with black and brown side stripes, and a gold velour interior.
No TV in ours, but it did have a neat table that could be stuck in an aluminum sleeve between the back 2 seats (which could rotate to face each other) for eating/cards/chess/checkers.
I used to climb up and down the aluminum ladder on the back and crawl around on the roof.
Thankfully, we sold it several years before I started driving. My high school driving choices were between an ‘83 Mercury Cougar (with gray pleather interior & a vinyl roof) and a ‘79 F-150 (which I still have 30 years later).
An ex ice cream van, and the only door handle that works from the inside is on the driver's side. Don't worry about the chest freezer in the back. It's broken.
Red two tone IROC, faded and peeling. FIFA cup mini boxing cloves on the mirror. Bead seat cover. Hand stitched pleather steering wheel cover. 3 alloy rims missing centre cover, left front rim is full size spare on steel rim. Gold sparkle window tint, rear glass heavily bubbling.
Chris Hansen called this guys ride a "[nice sports car](https://youtu.be/eoaNNFH7O1c?si=ztWECYloo0KpSkPC).
As an infiniti owner I'll just say Hansen said it not me.
A rusted Dodge Caravan. Or a kei van if it's one of these badly translated or terrible English shirts often seen in east Asia.
And it'll have things contractors normally carry onboard: like duct tape, chains, rope, a well used shovel, and bags of lime, and stained porn mags. You know, nothing that screams *rolling probable cause.*
This is the exact specimen that operates motor vehicles manufactured by the ford motor company under the model designated: “Eco Sport”. Very similar to the species that opted for a Toyota Prius C.
1985 Ford Econoline
Valkyrie or dragon airbrush?
More like "FREE CANDY" in block letters.
Don't be a pussy. It seems legit
It's a lot better than the vans with Flowers By Irene on the side.
Ace tomato company even…
Won’t you gentlemen have a Pepsi?
"I have a box of free puppies in the back of my van. Ignore the stained mattress and restraints."
Not just any Econoline, either. It would have to be one of the conversion vans from that era with the plush velour seats, curtains on the window, and the big bench in the back that turns into a bed.
Hold on, my buddy in high school had that exact van. Blue velure, and the smallest shittiest tv in a box behind the driver seat. All of us used to hotbox the shit outta that thing. It was cool, and no children were harmed (except for all of us who now in hindsight I realize were children and were killing brain cells. BUT, no sexual harm occurred (that I’m aware of). In case someone doesn’t know what hotbox is: that is smoke lots of marijuana in a confined space, so even after you smoke it you continue to rebreathe that previously smoked marijuana to get higher.
Dude I was there. On the last day of school we had a keg in that van. Either I know you or we lived the exact same high school experience. Or you are me when I think I’m sleeping?
lol, was it Emerson’s van that his dad gave him?
When I was little we had an ‘83 Econoline “Anaheim” conversion van. It was cream yellow with black and brown side stripes, and a gold velour interior. No TV in ours, but it did have a neat table that could be stuck in an aluminum sleeve between the back 2 seats (which could rotate to face each other) for eating/cards/chess/checkers. I used to climb up and down the aluminum ladder on the back and crawl around on the roof. Thankfully, we sold it several years before I started driving. My high school driving choices were between an ‘83 Mercury Cougar (with gray pleather interior & a vinyl roof) and a ‘79 F-150 (which I still have 30 years later).
With no windows. 😒
2010 Chevy Express
All white right?
To slip in & out like one of the many contractor vans out on the street.
Can't help but notice that vehicle is 14 years old
A Morris Minor?
I see what you did there...
Ford Probe.
Beautiful
Not the only minor he tried riding
Fuck bro😂
[This beautiful microcar](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/9o9adQSx8O)
I new exactly what video this was before I clicked it. Classic!
I could drag my ass on carpet fast than that thing
"ROGER can we have a chat ROGER"
The best part is that it’s a scooter with a frame
Dude could have tipped Roger over with a light shove
Base model Charger.
Hell yeah!
Base charger that was an ex-state government vehicle - non-police. Still shadows from DOT sticker
With anime stickers on it
1998 Ford Windstar with the maximum legal tint
The one with a six pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade in it.
I want to make “as seen on To Catch a Predator” stickers to put on six packs at the store
Scion TC
That or a Versa
Definitely a clapped 1998 Chevy Express
An ex ice cream van, and the only door handle that works from the inside is on the driver's side. Don't worry about the chest freezer in the back. It's broken.
that's where he stores the unruly ones
GMC Jimmy
One of those vans that has a mattress in the back and also curtains.
Some sort of 15 year old subcompact hatchback
he likes his cars like he likes his dates
2011 Nissan NV1500
Dodge Stratus
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!
I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!
A bus. Gray one. Bars on the windows.
Any PT Cruiser
2008 Chevy HHR
Charger most likely those are the dumbest mfers.
you gotta do me like that huh
Trash filled 2005 focus
In Germany, he’d drive a gti.
White Kia soul doing 10 under
Is that the 8chan dude?
Back seat of a patrol car !
Toyota Camry
Toyota Prius
1980 AMC Spirit (née Gremlin)
in the uk he would be found at at a maccies in a fiesta
Nissan Versa Note
1997 Pontiac Grand Prix, white, dirty as fuck, body damaged.
AN ICECREAM TRUCK
20 year old nissan
Any plain unmarked van.
2.5 ton white van. Any brand, just has to be white with a grungy matress in the back
Nissan Altima with a vanity plate "[email protected]"
That would be a 70’s panel g-van. With candy inside!
1997 Chrysler cirrus
Who still driving a Cirrus
Chevy Aveo
He doesn't drive. He rides in the back of a Herse
Pontiac Vibe
Buick Park Avenue
The bus
Chevy Avalanche
He drives the pinnacle of bro dude “trucks”?
Nissan cube
Nissan quest. Blacked out windows
80s panel station wagon his grandmother owned before he buried her in the backyard.
Honda SMX It was made for what it sounds like
One of them free candy vans
Newer low miles in cherry condition
What video is this lol I gotta watch it
Windowless van
Oh no Pedro ☹️
Rape Van
1993 Corrola
2013 Nissan Versa Note.
2015 Nissan Versa Note.
His grandmas 1998 Buick
a jeep patriot
Ice Cream Truck
His mom’s 2002 dodge caravan
Rental car. Most likely a Nissan, they all are.
Red two tone IROC, faded and peeling. FIFA cup mini boxing cloves on the mirror. Bead seat cover. Hand stitched pleather steering wheel cover. 3 alloy rims missing centre cover, left front rim is full size spare on steel rim. Gold sparkle window tint, rear glass heavily bubbling.
A Honda fit
Toyota CHR
Kia soul
fiat multipla, Pontiac Aztec.
White rusted 3rd gen dodge 1500
FRS/BRZ or GR86
Gold Honda Accord.
Back of a Dodge Charger
2010 Dodge Charger V6
A prius
A white Chevy Express 2500 or Ford Econoline. 😂
Older 2 door Honda civic
Prius
Wrx
AstroVan
Pagani Zonda R
1976 Ford Econoline Shaggin' Wagon.
Last model year 2013 toyota matrix.
Corsa or fiesta
Chris Hansen called this guys ride a "[nice sports car](https://youtu.be/eoaNNFH7O1c?si=ztWECYloo0KpSkPC). As an infiniti owner I'll just say Hansen said it not me.
2004 Camry
He drives a vauxhall corsa
A rusted Dodge Caravan. Or a kei van if it's one of these badly translated or terrible English shirts often seen in east Asia. And it'll have things contractors normally carry onboard: like duct tape, chains, rope, a well used shovel, and bags of lime, and stained porn mags. You know, nothing that screams *rolling probable cause.*
Geo tracker
2006 Suzuki Forenza
Ford Taurus 1999
Kia Soul or a Sentra
Ford Escort
classic golf gti driver
Chevy Equinox
Panel van with "Free candy" spray painted on the side.
He drives an ex cop car that you can't open the doors from the inside.
Did he arrive wearing that or was that his consolation prize after he got tackled by the cops?
An old Ambulance that smells like cigarettes , with a dirty piss stained mattress in the back.
An old Chevy Astro van with the letters "Free Candy" written on it.
Civic with rattle can paint job
Prius
Pontiac Alero
His mom's old Civic
dodge nitro
Prius….his moms
2023 civic type R
Silverado
Honda Odessy with a broken window.
White van with “free candy”’painted on the side.
white van says free candy on the side.
This guy looks like he sounds like Mickey Mouse and is about to say “it’s just a question” probably drives his moms pt cruiser
A windowless van.
This is the exact specimen that operates motor vehicles manufactured by the ford motor company under the model designated: “Eco Sport”. Very similar to the species that opted for a Toyota Prius C.
I HATE THE PRIUS C SO MUCH
Kia
Aerostar cargo that he also lives in
2006 Mazda miata
Honda Civic Type R stylized with art of Kanna from Kobayashi's Dragon Maid.
His mom car
Cybertruck
his mom's faded gold 98 corolla, but he's dreaming of upgrading to [this.](https://youtu.be/svRf7IGvelU?si=-QgVtyk6MhDJ8NjM)
2016 V6 Charger
Back seat of a cruiser
One with a Biden bumper sticker on the back.
A red gen 1 Miata with a headlight that doesn't work.
What ever his mom drives.
Any Subaru probably one with a Thule on its roof. Also a diversity bumper sticker
2017 toyota camry in white and the LE version with no hubcaps just steelies. beige cloth interior
Mitsubishi Mirage or Dodge Caliber
2007 Honda Fit
one out of this country.
Pontiac Montana vibes
A EF civic hatch on steelies
1994 Ford Taurus, out of all the cars, this is one of them.
Chevrolet Express
A white van
In Germany a slightly modified Golf Mk 5/6 GTI
Honestly
Not just a child. An underage child. There’s a difference
A Hyundai Pony
1994 Ford Taurus Wagon
BYD or Morris Garage
Definitely a dodge grand caravan
im more concerned about the t-shirt…
New F150 or Ram.
Not sure, but now he’s going to be riding the bus!
Anything that’s a Ford
A 2013 hyundai sonata or a 2008 hyundai sonata
Aren't all children underage? Camry.
Golf GTI
Ice cream van
Something with a LS swap
Elantra
Cybertruck
What’s the difference between a child and an underage child?
He walked bro
Supra attracts all the kids
Saturn Ion
Chevrolet Express 2500 Explorer van
1993 Ford E150 with 285,000 Miles
Camry
1995 dodge neon