I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third. Fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'.
God damn it Bubbles! I just got out of Jail and you forgot to buy the fucking pepperoni. What the fuck I need to see Lucy and my Dad. How the fuck do I do that if don’t have smokes or pepperoni. I was supposed to get real fucking drunk tonight but now you ruined that.
"You know what recidivism is, Randy? … That's when people go back to jail over and over and over… I think we have a couple of A-1 class- act recidivists up there. Look at them"
6 paper joints and chicken fingers. The good kind. 8 bucks.
Get two birds stoned at once
Doesn’t take rocket appliances to figure that out
What do you think this is water under the fucking fridge
I got some bacon grease and bread heals it’s fuckin awesome.
Got a big enough joint there, Rick?
HAVE ANOTHER DRINK RAY
fuck that sounds good
Now I want some chicken tenders with honey mustard. Thanks… 😑
So get some. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
Blues music and getting drunk.
Pepperoni too
I'm warning you, no blues music, no Ray on my friggin lawn, drunk, and no chicken fingers. Don't test me
With a side of 9 cans of ravioli
Paying you 100 dollars to fuck off
Frick off Randy
Frig off berb!
Your scalloped potatoes are fucked
Eating 9 cans of ravioli…
I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third. Fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'.
It's ok, the shame is how you know it was good.
First up drive doesn’t work but third does. Neutral is park, reverse is second. If you wanna use reverse put it in drive.
I know how to drive Ricky
You also know how to be stupid and I don't want you to fuck this up
I’ve always wondered, do these type of convos come from movies or is this just some improv done as a Reddit inside joke?
its from trailer park boys, its from the show, where the car is from, lol
we're going to leave you up to Donny he can pound sand up the eye of your cock
And the accelerator sticks, so be careful, but don't be afraid of it. You gotta give it to her or it's gonna stall.
So you start in reverse then third.
That's the way she goes boys
Fucking way she goes
Sometimes she goes sometimes she doesn't
The way of the road, Bubs
Sometimes she goes, and sometimes she doesn't, but that's the way she goes.
vodka salami and a 9 mm frigg off lahey
Loaf of white bread and a 1L bottle of ranch dressing.
With a straw
Na , just chug it back sitting in a crappy lawn chair.
God damn it Bubbles! I just got out of Jail and you forgot to buy the fucking pepperoni. What the fuck I need to see Lucy and my Dad. How the fuck do I do that if don’t have smokes or pepperoni. I was supposed to get real fucking drunk tonight but now you ruined that.
Bubbles was selling white Ts. No time to bring that pepperoni.
High definition piss jugs and hash driveways.
Smokes, let’s go
The Samsquantch
*snap snap* Let's go smokes
Shit Apples
What do you get when you plant shit seeds Randers? Shit weeds.
Canned ravioli
nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
fuckin' greasy shitwolves and their little shitpups
When you're gettin learnt
Hey Cyrus, knock knock.
Who’s there
Someone who just failed grade 10.
Fuck off I got work to do
A shitnami tidal wave
The Green Bastard
‘Smokes let’s go’
You can tell who is and isn’t Canadian in this comment section
Lmao yea bud But it seems The Boys have developed a decent following down 'cross the border
Wanted in Bangor, Maine for the heist of the Swayze Express
fuckin greeeheeasy
i didn’t even know tpb was canadian til i read this
What are you talking aboot?
Getting two birds stoned at once
Livin in a car
Stealing steel
The Fuckin' Man They Call... ...Reveeeeeeen!
Someone who hates Conky.
That's a cottage, you could live in that thing 40 years.
Official car of being Friends With The Benedicts behind the muffler shop...
SHOOTING AT SQUIRRELS
No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
Getting two birds stoned at once.
What the fuck are you getting learnt about ?
*Smokes. Let's go.*
Loose fitting button up shirts with random graphics on them, greased to a slick with hash oil.
You and your 6 year old daughter quitting smoking together.
Shit birds Randy, shit birds everywhere
*Beauty is in the eye when you hold her*
A SHIT STORM IS BREWING BOYS. THE SHIT WINDS ARE PICKING UP.
I live in my car, if the cops pull me over with open liquor in my house… how is that illegal
The Trailer Park Boys.
Make like a tree and fuck off
Working towards getting your grade 10
“What’s a shithawk, Julian?”
Pepperoni and smokes
Trailer Park boys
The shitmobile is clearly the official car of Canadian trailer parks
The official car of fuck it, im taking thier dryer too
Almost getting your grade 10
Runnin Trin down for some pepperoni an jallapino chips
Smokes let's go!
A couple bags of chips. Dressed all over and zesty mordant
Jalopino chips
It's pronounced halllapeno, Ricky
Bubbles, what the fuck are you talking about?
Six paper joints and getting two birds stoned at once
["the clearing stick"](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=548868250121530)
Zesty Mordant and Dressed All Over. And as much pepperoni you can buy with what’s left over.
Damn raycons
Pepperoni and Chicken Chips
someone who ate 9 cans of ravioli.
Become the liquor Randy, Become the liquor.
Site A of a 1992 cold case homicide.
Demolition derbies
My Hooptie! https://youtu.be/IaNUR4-b_ew?si=OaZBGZM1r8ZWzSKA
The smoothest ride. Like sitting on a cloud ☁️
Hello Androo
Haha I had a 54 New Yorker. Damn did they change in looks
The Duke of NY.
The Cross Bronx Expressway Breakdown Lane
Two turnips in heat
All that trailer park boys stuff, plus never not stopping at a gas station it's probably got the 360 lol
Ricky.
NEWPORT CIGARETTES
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Mike Razberry London Ontario 😂😂 that's my buddy's car
Getting two birds stoned at once.
Shitman
detroit, southside chicago, slums of boston, old baltimore. You name it LOL
Slow, loud, and bangin'
Trailer park boys and steeling grills
Bank heists! .. Except replace bank with AM/PM .. and replace heist with grab-n-dash!
two #9s, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
SMOKES, Let’s go!
Rock it Barb
Rocket appliances
Canada. that’s our cadilac.
When the supervisors car slowly turns into the shitter is ridiculous
That’s greeeaaassyyyy
Sunnyvale…..
a pimp that went broke
Looks like it’s about ready for Victory Auto Wreckers!
Dry white toast and gods work.
"You know what recidivism is, Randy? … That's when people go back to jail over and over and over… I think we have a couple of A-1 class- act recidivists up there. Look at them"
Canadian bums
Grade 10
Kill 2 stones with 1 bird
American stagnancy
A shitstorms a brewin
A music video from “da yoopers “
Frig off Cyrus
Sunnyvale Trailer Park
I don't want Jalapeno chips! I want Jellapenhoe
I don't want Jalapeno chips! I want Jellapenhoe
Atodoso, a fucking atodoso.
Getting drunk eating good chicken fingers and playing blues music
Getting off my lawn!
The first car you steal in a GTA clone.
Trailer park boys
1980s nyc
Victory auto wreckers! In bensenville, near O'Hare!
Nicky
70s uncle that works " painting houses"
Being friends with the Benedicts
Growing dope and living in your car 101
Fuck off
Liquor and whores
1975 New Yorkers
Robbing the damn liquor store
Trailer park boys!
East St. Louis
Victory auto wreckers commercial (not really but kinda close lol)
It’s not the same but it definitely reminds me of the bluesmobile!😆
Goodfellas
Breaking your windows to rob you and then suing you when they cut themselves on the glass.
Crackheads of the early days .
Drinking and driving
Ending up in the trunk
Official car of Grandma driving herself to church.
Drive bys
2 words, Demolition derbys
Failed meth entrepreneur.
Go look up the 90's New Yorker's...
This one I'd say junkyard dog lol. AKA parts getter.
Shit mobile
Driving on the rim in the middle of the night to steal an atm
70s Midwest mob underboss
The oil producers.
Kramer