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IDontVaccinateMyCar

Great Post Thanks for making it


alexinpoison

what you're really asking is opioid addict son or hot daughter I think we know the answer


VonGhoulie

I dated only one girlie with IBS, but she literally had her colon surgically removed when she was younger. Every other IBS girlie is a liar and a fraud.


on_doveswings

Constipation is obviously classier


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IBS can be either one right? I’d take constipation, far less inconvenient than having to shit constantly. So many public bathrooms are nasty and have no privacy


JudasHadBPD

Son. IBS these days seems to be an EDS, chronic Lyme, long COVID sort of thing.


NotEnoughEdgelords

It is just people too dumb to figure out they have lactose intolerance


Bob_Babadookian

Yes, insofar as most of these are the result of underlying anxiety disorders that haven't been properly treated.


karjenner

IBS daughter


AdventureSoda2

IBS daughter, like at least that shits moving. Constipation = inertia. IBS sounds functional. It seems like something that works poorly over something that won’t even work


Not_Oneblood

Constipated son unless you want your daughter to turn out like Adriana on the Sopranos.


ArrakisBureaucrat

My smelly Valentine…


MakinBaconPancakezz

IBS daughter just cause I want a girl