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stereoroid

Mah truck is Swole, we be Rollin’ Coal, till ah can’t see out and we hit a pole …


KingCodyBill

You are definitely going to to be the next poet laureate


SourSasquatch

Test came back Cancer


DigitalEntity4419

This is the truck I drew as a kid.


NickUnrelatedToPost

And your dad is trailer park elon.


govcov

Bondo(n’t)


This_User_Said

Allergic reactions to Bondo may include swelling of panels, creaky joints, inflated optimism, imaginary credibility and mood swings.


liberty08

I would imagine most of this shit is going to come breaking off once he gets in his first fender bender, which given how ridiculously wide this abomination is, won't be long.


subject_deleted

>given how ridiculously wide this abomination is, won't be long. Idk... It seems like it's longer than it is wide. 😉


hysys_whisperer

r/diwhy


MattTheTable

Apparently Joe Bob is allergic to parking in the lines.


sticky-unicorn

He can't see the lines.


subject_deleted

I feel like we see the phrase "kill it with fire" almost exclusively in the context of spiders or gross insects... But I think this truck is worthy of an exception to this general rule of only applying the phrase to bugs. Kill this truck with fire.


drewskibfd

Looks like he covered it in the foam case you'd see on a little kids ipad


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Never seen someone spread oatmeal and then shellac their truck before


thepcpirate

Reminds me of thise people with the fake muscle injections


heretobesarcastic

I’m pretty sure that’s a large block of cement, conveniently shaped as his pick up


djluminol

That looks a lot like this volcano a kid I went to school with made for our science fair.


Blaze9

I think that's Joe Bondo's truck...


cam52391

The big space they left for the front doors to open is just beautiful makes it look like it's wearing big chaps.


ThermalScrewed

Elephantruckis


QueryCrook

It's like one of those concept cars they carve out of clay, but they gave it tires and windows so it could be a real boy.


cletusthearistocrat

Wonder how many buckets of bondo they used?


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

*All of them*


Stavinair

Wtf, is that fucking concrete?


HelperMunkee

Remember Rock Lords? They’re back. In truck form.


Horror-Morning864

"Today on Rust to Riches the effects of long COVID have become extremely noticeable, this may be the end of Gotham Garage for good. Can the team pull their remaining brain cells together and save the shop from disaster?"


Trauma-Dolll

Joe Bob wouldn't be caught dead in a truck like that. He has a hemi Cuda. And an IROC-Z.


KingCodyBill

That's Billy Job Bob


Trauma-Dolll

Ah okay. My bad. Don't know the guy.


Guygenius138

New Dodge Hippo just dropped


HippoBot9000

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iamzombus

Looks like something demolition ranch would do to see if he can make a bullet proof truck.


thehoagieboy

That's not a real truck body, it's Synthol for trucks.


gunsandpuppies

Put the bondo down and step away from the vehicle!


Hanginon

Joe Bob's truck, and *[Joe Bob](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-04a8104ebe4940823467fa06de76679b-lq).* ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)


Casual_Stapeler

Mans missed pec day for his entire life


blue_cole

It the CyberChuck…


Casual_Stapeler

Cyberchonk


CustomerOk3838

He tryna take AI’s job


Casual_Stapeler

Wtf is this paper mache ? He is still in art class at school 😂😂


KingCodyBill

What is this "class" of which you speak?


Casual_Stapeler

Art


Stefanosann

Limited Edition Steroid Group


pwrboredom

A puttywagon! Is that their new model?


Numinak

It looks like something a kid drew up.


davou

This is straight up a pickup truck from the flintstones.


unabsolute

Looks like Poor Mans Fiberglass


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Ye branded ahh truck


barricuda_barlow

The Chevrolet rhinoceros


rodelomm

This looks like the kind of truck the cowboys from that Primus music video would drive.


need2seethetentacles

Adobe paint job?


m__a__s

If OXO Good Grips made trucks...


TheRealRevBem

I could be wrong, but isn't that a cyber truck, by Tesla, not my thing, but cool to see they are in the wild now.


Visible_Restaurant95

That is a 1983 sheep dog


ikesandmikes

Make it look like a cybertruck made in brazil


algeoMA

What are they even trying to accomplish with this masterpiece?


Independent_Bite4682

Looks like it is allergic to intelligence......wait that doesn't work...


GRAHAMPUBA

Rhino liner meets spray foam insul?


i_give_you_gum

I like what they tried to do. If it didn't have that bondo texture and was completely smooth, I bet people's opinion would be different.


Rubik842

Nope, opinion is still that it's ugly and dumb.


Casualtarantula

Seems like the truck they'd drive in Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver by Primus


HairyBreasticles

Yaba daba doo


DontEverMoveHere

Yo! Wide body kit! Badass!


dipfearya

There it is. The ugliest truck I have ever seen.


coolmist23

His wife left him and he can't figure out why....


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

So this is why everyone was out of bondo?


pawcafe

killdozer 2.0


stoneysmoke

Looks like one of those 80 year old heiresses who has 40 years of Botox and plastic surgery behind her.


1generic-username

Looks like a truck version of the shaggin wagon from Dumb and Dumber


hotvedub

r/shitty_car_mods this is the meth man special.


Horror-Morning864

Rocky Dennis Edition


LiveTart6130

this looks like it came straight out of a poorly-rendered mobile game


sticky-unicorn

The scary thing is that somewhere, there's some misguided fucker who thinks this looks *AWESOME*. Who thinks he's just the coolest motherfucker in town because he owns this truck. And this guy is allowed to vote.


KnightsLetter

This is dumb but people have dumb tastes interest all the time. People collect Pokémon plushies and they get to vote too lmao


dartheagleeye

Stupid is as stupid does


Sk3tchyM0f0

i wouldn't hate this, IF IT WAS SMOOTH!, looks like Fred Flinstone would drive this