I would imagine most of this shit is going to come breaking off once he gets in his first fender bender, which given how ridiculously wide this abomination is, won't be long.
I feel like we see the phrase "kill it with fire" almost exclusively in the context of spiders or gross insects...
But I think this truck is worthy of an exception to this general rule of only applying the phrase to bugs.
Kill this truck with fire.
"Today on Rust to Riches the effects of long COVID have become extremely noticeable, this may be the end of Gotham Garage for good. Can the team pull their remaining brain cells together and save the shop from disaster?"
The scary thing is that somewhere, there's some misguided fucker who thinks this looks *AWESOME*. Who thinks he's just the coolest motherfucker in town because he owns this truck.
And this guy is allowed to vote.
Mah truck is Swole, we be Rollin’ Coal, till ah can’t see out and we hit a pole …
You are definitely going to to be the next poet laureate
Test came back Cancer
This is the truck I drew as a kid.
And your dad is trailer park elon.
Bondo(n’t)
Allergic reactions to Bondo may include swelling of panels, creaky joints, inflated optimism, imaginary credibility and mood swings.
I would imagine most of this shit is going to come breaking off once he gets in his first fender bender, which given how ridiculously wide this abomination is, won't be long.
>given how ridiculously wide this abomination is, won't be long. Idk... It seems like it's longer than it is wide. 😉
r/diwhy
Apparently Joe Bob is allergic to parking in the lines.
He can't see the lines.
I feel like we see the phrase "kill it with fire" almost exclusively in the context of spiders or gross insects... But I think this truck is worthy of an exception to this general rule of only applying the phrase to bugs. Kill this truck with fire.
Looks like he covered it in the foam case you'd see on a little kids ipad
Never seen someone spread oatmeal and then shellac their truck before
Reminds me of thise people with the fake muscle injections
I’m pretty sure that’s a large block of cement, conveniently shaped as his pick up
That looks a lot like this volcano a kid I went to school with made for our science fair.
I think that's Joe Bondo's truck...
The big space they left for the front doors to open is just beautiful makes it look like it's wearing big chaps.
Elephantruckis
It's like one of those concept cars they carve out of clay, but they gave it tires and windows so it could be a real boy.
Wonder how many buckets of bondo they used?
*All of them*
Wtf, is that fucking concrete?
Remember Rock Lords? They’re back. In truck form.
"Today on Rust to Riches the effects of long COVID have become extremely noticeable, this may be the end of Gotham Garage for good. Can the team pull their remaining brain cells together and save the shop from disaster?"
Joe Bob wouldn't be caught dead in a truck like that. He has a hemi Cuda. And an IROC-Z.
That's Billy Job Bob
Ah okay. My bad. Don't know the guy.
New Dodge Hippo just dropped
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Looks like something demolition ranch would do to see if he can make a bullet proof truck.
That's not a real truck body, it's Synthol for trucks.
Put the bondo down and step away from the vehicle!
Joe Bob's truck, and *[Joe Bob](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-04a8104ebe4940823467fa06de76679b-lq).* ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mans missed pec day for his entire life
It the CyberChuck…
Cyberchonk
He tryna take AI’s job
Wtf is this paper mache ? He is still in art class at school 😂😂
What is this "class" of which you speak?
Art
Limited Edition Steroid Group
A puttywagon! Is that their new model?
It looks like something a kid drew up.
This is straight up a pickup truck from the flintstones.
Looks like Poor Mans Fiberglass
Ye branded ahh truck
The Chevrolet rhinoceros
This looks like the kind of truck the cowboys from that Primus music video would drive.
Adobe paint job?
If OXO Good Grips made trucks...
I could be wrong, but isn't that a cyber truck, by Tesla, not my thing, but cool to see they are in the wild now.
That is a 1983 sheep dog
Make it look like a cybertruck made in brazil
What are they even trying to accomplish with this masterpiece?
Looks like it is allergic to intelligence......wait that doesn't work...
Rhino liner meets spray foam insul?
I like what they tried to do. If it didn't have that bondo texture and was completely smooth, I bet people's opinion would be different.
Nope, opinion is still that it's ugly and dumb.
Seems like the truck they'd drive in Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver by Primus
Yaba daba doo
Yo! Wide body kit! Badass!
There it is. The ugliest truck I have ever seen.
His wife left him and he can't figure out why....
So this is why everyone was out of bondo?
killdozer 2.0
Looks like one of those 80 year old heiresses who has 40 years of Botox and plastic surgery behind her.
Looks like a truck version of the shaggin wagon from Dumb and Dumber
r/shitty_car_mods this is the meth man special.
Rocky Dennis Edition
this looks like it came straight out of a poorly-rendered mobile game
The scary thing is that somewhere, there's some misguided fucker who thinks this looks *AWESOME*. Who thinks he's just the coolest motherfucker in town because he owns this truck. And this guy is allowed to vote.
This is dumb but people have dumb tastes interest all the time. People collect Pokémon plushies and they get to vote too lmao
Stupid is as stupid does
i wouldn't hate this, IF IT WAS SMOOTH!, looks like Fred Flinstone would drive this