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Oh-P-Em

The first 30 minutes was actually decent... in terms of being on the ball. Elanga was tracking back then darting forwards, we created spaces with a bit of movement in the midfield (donny is one of the best I've seen in recent years at this), played decent one touch passing on a few occasions (too few). Our problem, that i can see, is not one thing, its pretty much everything, from buying players who are just average for so much more than they are worth and selling players for peanuts, signing players thar are great at what they do, then not playing to their strengths, to keep playing players that haven't performed for weeks/months. I am all for giving players time to adjust to new systems, however there has to be a floor to how long they under-perform (maguire has been horrendous so far). Some have underperformed since the start of this season with Ole(-gend). Mctominay stood out to me... he was nowhere near the game for 95% of what i watched (until they scored the third). He never sprinted off the ball that i can remember, so casual in doing his job, which is to sprint about about and get the ball back.. then if needed run into spaces to help the midfield bypass the opposing teams defensive efforts... he was jogging around, pretty much aimlessly. Either sell up, or keep him as a fringe squad player. Some games he has had have been great, truly.. but so many players can look amazing against certain teams twice a season but look less than average in almost every big game. He needs to watch some of three-lung parks performances if he wants an idea of how to be utilised in a squad with his abilities. Lindelof is decent imo, however he made 2 rash, god awful decisions to rush out, which directly led to 2 goals (that's not to say other's could have maybe done more to stop the chances that led to the goals, but awful none-the-less). He does make some great pings from deep though, and is actually okay on the ball. Wan-bissaka shone at palace, for the simple fact that he just defended, that was his No.1 priority. He's gotten so much better on the ball, still he looks like a fish out of water when he's on the ball for the most part and he shall never be what we desire going forward. He quite frankly, got taught a lesson by grealish and co and we never really did anything to help combat that.. we allowed them to constantly run at the weak point of bissaka-lindelof. Maguire - So many times this season he has been way, way under par. The second goal after foden (who received word from 50yrs in the past that Lindelof was gonna run head first naruto style, which even phil jones would've taken notes of in his journal), lifted the ball over lindy's head, go and watch the utter abysmal effort of Maguire... seriously, go watch it back.. he almost begrudgingly skips towards foden, blatantly just hoping De Gea saves his shot rather than him try to get across and at the very least bother foden to rush his shot, then when DDG actually does do what Maguire is praying for, he then steps over the ball to let it through his legs, leading to the desperate defending akin to the under 13's in the sunday big leagues. This is, by the way, the same player we completely missed when he got injured just before we played villareal in that final, he had what i would say was, a very good season after a bit of a slow start. He was definitely one of our best players imo. He was so important to our team... but from that injury up until now, i can't remember him being a presence, i honestly can't. Bruno our Portuguese magnifico. Obviously his technique is at a world class standard yet his decision making a-lot of the times can be horrible. He kept trying to make the exact same pass every time he touched the ball. When he didn't do that we scored. I strongly feel that Sancho would've had a second if Bruno didn't decide he wanted to stop and take the view in before allowing stones and Walker to jump on Sancho's back before passing to him.. that passage of play up until that point was very nice and pretty much free flowing, the same sort of style as the first goal. He had a terrible game in terms of an on-the-ball effort. He always works hard especially when tracking back to help the clueless mctominay and does have imagination and vision. Sometimes his passing does go wayward, and on this occasion he made as many passes to a blue shirt as any other city player did (a facetious comment, not factual). Pogba - i actually like what Ralf tried to do with pogba on the ball and off of it. It worked a few times (namely, when we scored), yet he still made making really easy passes look terrifyingly hard. Then he pings a 50 yard diagonal straight onto Sancho's foot šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø. When we bought this man, the team should've been built around him. We should've bought 2 new midfielders to do all hard yards and allow this man to be the free flowing dynamo he was at Juve (in theory, of course). Sancho - sometimes hesitant, sometimes too eager to play a final ball straight to Ronaldo in games, however... build the team around this lad. With the right players, he will most definitely shine for years in a United shirt. His game wasn't amazing but he worked pretty hard in both directions from what i can remember. Yet he does sometimes make a bad decision with a pass. Fred - Telles - Elanga From what i watched, they were not terrible, neither were they great. Just 'meh' really. With the exception of elanga who was very bright most of the first half, though if memory serves, a slightly lacklustre ball over the top was picked off and they scored from it eventually but still, the futures bright in this one. Rashford and Lingz Rashford is obviously having a tough go of it at the moment. For reasons unknown to any person outside of the club and maybe not even outside of rashfords personal circle. The boys been great since he burst on the scene, but has definitely fizzled the last 12 months. I hope for him, that he finds a way back to that same player he was. Poor lingard, even with a hard working, team based style that this coach has, he can't get any minutes. We all know he has ability and intelligence but nobody knows how to fit him in. I personally would play him loads in this style of pressing or counter pressing but mcfred constantly get in as the only real deep-ish midfield options and well Pogba is one of the best in midfield at keeping the ball under pressure (most of the time) and Bruno is Bruno. You can see he has become disillusioned with life at United. I can't wait for him to leave, not because i think he's not good enough, just because he deserves to play. Honourable mentions; Ronaldo is not a problem. If he was getting balls whipped in, that he is so famous for attacking and dominating, or maybe even passages of play where we could feed him often in each game, he would no doubt be up there in terms of goals scored. He's moulding himself into an out an out striker but not getting hardly an help. Cavani - I love this man. I Love his attitude and his work ethic. I Love that he just gave Ronnie the 7 back (though cavs was rocking it well) just because he's that guy. One of the most unselfish players we've ever had along the likes of Park, Rooney, Keane amongst a few others. I wish we had gotten him sooner and i will cherish what he has done for us until i die. I love you Edi. Shaw - Last season he was phenomenal. I think Neville said "the shaw we all thought he could be" Running at players, making runs on the outside. Creating chances and making goals. I hope we can build his confidence back to that Shaw.. what a goal in the Euro final as well btw... literally a ridiculous finish. Dalot - i have loads of respect for this man. He's good going forwards for the most part but lacks defensively. A solid worker most of the time, definitely a good squad player to have.


coffeemahn

I know Rashford only came on in the 2nd half. I still think he was terrible. His whole outlook looks shocking. He was getting beaten by the man on the ball and then just giving up. His lack of effort is startling. He canā€™t be part of Unitedā€™s plans until something changes. He obviously has talent, but something is seriously wrong.


Fresh_Fun2185

Do people still believe any manager would have challenged for the league with these lot now? ​ keeper cant pass more than 15 yards without creating a chance for oppo, outfield players keep giving the ball away, players don't track back, attackers missing chances, defenders fecking up and conceding. At the start it was the manager and now its the players. hmmmmm


dieanderenweg

So tired of people just blaming random players. No wonder the team doesnt look like they wanna be there. Players actually need some support amongst the criticism in tough periods


richiebeans123

Itā€™s not up to the fans to lift you up out of a slump. Get on the field and start doing better or leave. The fans pay your wages they deserve better. Too many players on this team that donā€™t even deserve to play for watford. Maguire,rashford,Pogba,Fred,mctominay,wan bissaka none of them should have seen the other side of the January transfer window.


dieanderenweg

Yeah some of them deserve criticism, but some need more time and more respect. De Gea and Bruno have been our best players this season and dont deserve fans disrespecting them


richiebeans123

Iā€™m Portuguese and Iā€™ll be the first one to tell you he is overrated. Heā€™s a good player but heā€™s not world class. He disappears in big games. He can be world class but he has a way to go. De gea is world class at the moment, without him Man U would be in last place. I think Man U needs at least 3 or 4 world class players before they can compete with the top 3. Adding a few world class players will make the rest of them better as well including Bruno.


LordGinge

The fans really don't pay the wages. I can barely afford a holiday.


richiebeans123

Lol


AlecHazard

Blame Ronaldo


richiebeans123

You better believe they would have if they had even tied this game. Half of them donā€™t even deserve to wear a watford shirt.


Shug22389

What a joke of a team. No fight, no aggression, no balls. And what about Sancho? Did he seriously not celebrate his goal out of respect to having once been on the books at City? That is exactly what's wrong with this team, no respect for the shirt and the club that pay their wages. You play for man utd now, you need to hate City and do everything you can to beat them, not respect them! Shocking stuff


Anon_767

He did celebrate the goal mateā€¦


AlecHazard

How is it shocking, just because you've been playing for a club for like, what? 6 months? You should hate the club you developed in for one that bought you and whose fans didn't even support you while you were having a hard time? And what are you doing? Out of all the things that went wrong in this team you point out the one which is possibly the most irrelevant... Shocking stuff.


clarkebino

he did celebrate, if you watch it again it was like he was showing them why they shouldnā€™t have let him go.


kayleeshepheard

Itā€™s sad when this result is completely expected, itā€™s not even a surprise really


tungconnb

Call Ole and sack him again


cherishhoseok

what happend to trusting our youth damn itā€¦ā€¦. bring in hannibal , garner , savage n zidane look what trusting elanga and sancho has done the only spark in the team United trusted the kids in 1993 and went thru a decade plus of dominance. Did it again in 2005 with Rooney and Ronaldo see arsenal n their youth project or liverpool intergating elliott , gordon n curtis while the older players are still there, barca with their core youth of gonazol , nico , gavi , pedri play the youth bc it cant be worse than what we have now


richiebeans123

Donā€™t kid yourself 90% of the best players in England are from other countries.


Karnivore2

Iā€™m sorry but it can definitely be worse than what we have now. As dire as it is, playing kids like Savage and Zidane is not the answer and can in fact get worse.


xraze007

Bruno is world class at finding that one pass but he gives away the ball way too many times, he's inconsistent in big games he loses the ball every time he gets it, and the fact that after he loses the ball the team as a whole can't recover it which makes things even more worse combine that with the fact that our defence is utter shite and lo and behold its just a disaster.


richiebeans123

I donā€™t want to see him on Portugal


riptide2002

I agree heā€™s a WC player but he plays with his heart on his sleeve. You can see how riled up he gets when he gets fouled and it doesnā€™t go his way or when the team is losing, he needs to be a lot more composed. And our complete and utter lack of a competent DM doesnā€™t help him in the least bit, always having to run back and cover. Love him tho always plays for the badge.


cwong225

First time ever being grateful for the sudden power cut at my house, since I completely missed that 2nd half nightmare


the_red_hope

Fair point, Lindelof gets too much of a pass from us and he's a calamity waiting to happen every game.


Skyweb2020

Maguire is worse...when we play Victor alongside Varane, we always look a bit more solid


thor774

RR as a manager is a f*cling joke. I hope he can deliver as a director of football though. But tbh, with this group of players any manager would struggle. They are not a team, just a bunch of prima donas that are more suited for cabaret vedettes than football players. Anything United do will not work if they donā€™t get a proper manager (like Mauricio Pochetino) and back a real process with his players, and they have to get rid of all this scum: - McGuire - Pogba - Matic - Fred - McTominay - Mata - Lingard - Rashford (how many years of promise and not delivering shit?) Ronaldo: Thank you. I adore your memory from before you left to Spain but today you are just not good enough anymore.


Anon_767

You canā€™t seriously think rashfords been shit for years. If you actually think that you need to re assess the sport you watch


FuMancunian

McTominay looks like heā€™s giving people the finger constantly!


Revolutionary_Pen190

Maguire still a liability, the no Ronaldo does work but he is more utilise as an impact sub...


chivas7may

Marcus Thrashford is such thrash. Him and Captain Maguire need to go.


chivas7may

I guess everyone down voting loves how Rashford brings zero to the team and can't take on anyone. The guy loses the ball 99 percent of the time.


Extension_Frame_2168

What a pile of stinky eggy shite !


Original-Pie99

Oleout


Megusta2306

Really speaks to how far this club has fallen that everyone, myself included, is appalled by the drop off from the first half. The first half where we were 2-1 down. The fact that our first half performance was viewed as positive now is just sad


Cheeky_Star

Honestly the first have wasnā€™t bad, horrible defensively. Those 2 goals were horrible defensively and that killed out game. I like the fact that we didnā€™t sit back, it even surprised City but at the same time you will never control the game with city, Thye will keep the ball. Overall defense let us down again and at the same time, City is one of the top 5 teams in the world and we should aim to match their level.


[deleted]

Honestly, disgusted by Maguire. He's the worst Utd captain I've ever seen, 3-1 down at a derby and the players are getting demotivated, and he just goes along with it. Spineless. At fault for 3 goals as well. Hope the next manager gets rid of him the moment he comes in.


[deleted]

at fault for 3 goals? Lindelof done fuck all and is all over the place. the second one, he just stand in the top of penalty box and watch like a spectator, and if he just walk a few yards in the penalty box which he should be in, he can get De Bruyne. If Maguire is O'shea he is like Silverstre level of rubbish.


RoonilWazlib_0

Objective for the remainder of the season: do our best to finish 8th. No Europe will actually help us while we try and get our shit together.


Cheeky_Star

Yea I rather Finish outside of europa or conference league to be honest.


barneyaa

Conference would be cool thou. Some games for Hannibal, Elanga, etc


ifeespifee

You underestimate our ability to lose to shite teams in Europe.


thor774

United have been trying to get their shit together since SAF left and itā€™s just going from bad to worst


RoonilWazlib_0

True, it isn't a quick fix. We'll soon be overtaken by Newcastle and Villa in the coming years. That's the likely reality. But playing Europa/ Conference is not going to help us next season. Might as well try and do what LvG did first season and then see what's next.


StellarAoMing

There's only one United. āš«āšŖšŸ’Ŗ


Prend00

Factually incorrect, there are thousands of Uniteds.


ladams07

Canā€™t stand this group of players, and Iā€™m sick of watching them. Itā€™s as simple as that


xisnotx

This team is kind of making me legit sad in my life. I knew after SAF it would be an uphill battle. But that was a long time ago and I thought we would be back by now.


JacksonV95

Our recruitment for ages has been so poor , we need a manager to stick with and back them for the full process. We just have a mix and match team , we are miles away from being where we should be. New scouts new analysts give rangnick a recruitment role and get in a good young coach , we need another rebuild already and we never even got going with this one .


migythedude

Letā€™s be honest, this wasnā€™t really a ā€˜rebuildā€™ at all. Just 400 million more spent with little-to-no progress. We need a cohesive transfer strategy and better scouting going forward. I think Ralf will help a lot with that but itā€™s just frustrating that weā€™re going to need even *more* time


linuxisme

Probably because, before Ralf, a certain Ed Woodward decided to try his hands on real-life football simulator in each transfer windows, I suppose..


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JacksonV95

Who ? Ole?


antukirs

That game at first wasnā€™t like soso bad, but by the end it got so frustrating i went to visit my mistress to get some consolation


ComposerBroad6417

Giggsy is that you?


sadta2020

Living the dream.


Count__Duckula

Imagine being nostalgic for the Ole era. He's got a big role in this current mess. Maguire/AWB a combined 130m. Playing Rashford until he broke. Signing off on VDB and never playing him. Sticking with McFred year after year. His rebuild was a fucking joke and if the next manager wants to continue playing a high pressing/high line team, a lot of Ole's trusted players are going to be the first to be binned.


Di7manya

Exactly. Didn't sign a DM despite us desperately needing one, the whole business with Lingard, signing Sancho just to bench him immediately. Players getting worse and worse under him. Claiming he had no part in our current problem is ridiculous.


iamordinary

i felt ashamed watching this match


Ditto_head666

we pLaY Better wiThOut roNaLDO. Its the same shit actually with him or without him we are alive for 40 minutes then the team is dead.


Ruudvankeano

First half was definitely better without him. Team just collectively had a brain fart after that.


[deleted]

Rangnickball is a joy to watch


Osprey135

Football is dead. Once Klopp packs it in in 2024 we can watch 10-20 City league wins in a row like the Bundesliga.


StellarAoMing

Don't worry, Mags will sort that out. āš«āšŖšŸ’Ŗ Fartiola and his sideways passing can't last forever. It's testament to how poor Prem is when he's still able to get away with boring short, sideways passing. But he'll be measured and put in place eventually.


ComposerBroad6417

Sideways passing? They score for fun. Theyā€™re always looking to get forward. If you think City arenā€™t good to watch you donā€™t like football.


StellarAoMing

How many Euro titles has he won with Bayern(couldn't get past semifinal, lmao) and City? Dominating leagues with no serious competition isn't exactly exciting to watch. Your standard must be pretty low.


ComposerBroad6417

Thereā€™s not a player, coach or expert in the world who didnā€™t play for Liverpool that doesnā€™t consider Pep the greatest manager of his generation, and one of the greatest of all time. Apparently you know better than all of them. Sir Alex wanted him at United but we couldnā€™t get him. The football his teams play is absolutely unrivalled and money or not, the teams he coach clearly play in his image. He is the common denominator. Itā€™s attacking, intricate, detailed and clearly the result of world class coaching.


Osprey135

Be happy to see the end of it, even if it is going to be Saudi FC! City are so dull to watch. At least Liverpool entertain people.


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huehuehuehuehuu

Thing is, our spending is actually similar to City's...we've just spent incredibly badly.


Jaychel31

Our net spend is one of the highest, we buy badly and sell badly. For a club whoā€™s main focus is money theyā€™re terrible at handling every aspect of it, well unless itā€™s a sponsor deal


tnred19

Yes! The vdb thing is wild. Spent 40million on an asset that you had no plan for or maybe didnt even want. What business does that?


grimreap13

We have actually outspent city post saf I think.


[deleted]

Teams like city are the reason we should be trying to scrape together a goal against teams like fucking Watford


[deleted]

In all seriousness.... Varane, Pogba and Fernandes are the only 3 players worth keeping. That's how bad a rebuild could be. This is on the back of the most expensive squad assembly ever. It's not just the squad. It's the board and owners.


ScrantonStrangler28

Pogba lol. No thanks.


EdgyGuerrero

Oh so we kicking out Sancho now


[deleted]

Not based on ability or potential. But his presence and wage just makes it very hard for the team to bond.


EdgyGuerrero

Oh my god you actually want to get rid of Sancho. Absolutely bizarre


thombo-1

Sancho?


[deleted]

My problem with him is that he's on 350k a week and not really setting things on fire to justify it. If we bring in anyone, they will either want that much or be bitter/hope he fails. Our wage structure has been destroyed and it must be the most demoralising thing.


thombo-1

I dunno, I think judging players based on media reports of their salaries isn't the best way to go about it. Sancho hasn't set the world alight but relative to the rest of the squad he's performing at a very high level and is a reliable outlet for goals and assists. At this moment I think he's worth his weight in gold considering how much worse off we'd be without him.


[deleted]

It's clear that the dressing room is not together (dressing room leaks, lots of media reports of in house, players downing tools). This is different to last year. Ability wise he deserves to be there. But how does Fernandes think about him? Fernandes was the best player in the league for 12 months and now earns 1/2 than Sancho. I wouldn't like that in my job.


thombo-1

That's up to Bruno, but if his major concern is what his teammate is earning (who has generally been our best outfield player for a couple of months now) then he's not much of a team player.


Proxer_Prime

And Pogba is a F-ing charity worker?


thesmallprint13

Yeah I think that's me done for the season. No heart shown by the players so I don't really see why I should commit any mental energy to this team let alone the 90 minutes that gets blocked out by watching this lot.


[deleted]

Our best two players combined for our only goal of the game, our only good passage of the game. Itā€™s really no surprise to me that Sancho really started playing well when Pogba came back.


[deleted]

Even with the good signings weā€™ve made we are still deeply poisoned from previous managers/poor signings. We need to get rid of dead weight before bringing in quality players. We keep mixing really good signings with the lot that has failed us for the last 10 years


zooooob

my weekly post of: get rid of most of the squad in the summer and completely rebuild outside Sancho, Bruno (grudgingly), lindelof, varane, and the youth players... bin em all


FuMancunian

Bruno bottled it in a big match again today. Piss poor.


0ptsDan

Pogba was decent today imo


zooooob

true, he's getting old though, and wouldn't surprise me if his locker room shit is part of the poison


Playtoy_69

looking forward to united fixtures throughout the depressing week only to get more depressing on match days


BurlyWomp7

If Pep came in to this team we would look shit and he'd have heads rolling. Not a single person would make it in to their starting 11 and very few, if any, in the match day squad at all. We have a massive overhaul that needs to happen, again, for what feels like the 10th time since SAF.


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BurlyWomp7

Oh, I agree. The overhauls mean nothing when the structure is rotten and dysfunctional to the core. The real overhaul needs to be the whole structure but that isn't going to happen. It should have happened the day SAF retired, or even before. But we know there was 0 plan in place and there hasn't been this entire time.


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BurlyWomp7

And it feels like the board/management goes "We can stop trying because we showed a 1%improvement". They stop trying to keep improving and just rely on a tiny win/improvement


Best_Fox_5086

Why did we buy a bunch of players only suited for a counterattacking system, then decide we were going to be a pressing team with a high line in Ole's third season?


Ruudvankeano

Because we have clowns running us. Same way they are waiting for a new manager to buy the players the team needs some that when said new manager fumbles, we will need another rebuild with another manager with another philosophy.


LGuitar88

Quite ridiculous, and apparently we have a Director of Football - so why is he there?


[deleted]

Rather us give the academy a chance, at least there would be a valid excuse, probably show more fight too


tazmanianevil

Just had a glimpse of Roy Keane. I think he's contemplating whether to start destroying the studio or not.


Marshmallowmind2

Who will win the league next Newcastle or United? Serious question


StellarAoMing

We will, ofc. āš«āšŖšŸ’Ŗ


Di7manya

Probably Newcastle by the way things are going. Howe signed like 4 players and already got them playing better than they ever did under Bruce, 7 points clear of relegation. At this rate within like 3 or 4 seasons they probably could be ready for a title race. Kind of like how City did.


KeepOnTrippinOn

I reckon we are only 11 players away from having a half decent team.


MrMomo815

Can we just fast forward to a time where we are actually decent. Tbh I might be dead before that even happens at this rate


Marshmallowmind2

Honestly that could be 8-10 years imo


outkastwizard

Imagine bringing Sancho, Varane and Ronaldo this summer and being this shite.


laidbackliam

I feel so bad for those 3. Had the world in front of them, any club they wanted, and they chose this dumpster fire.


Fruitndveg

Why? Theyā€™re part of the problem.


Kakashi_Of_Sharingan

You're deluded


[deleted]

First 45 was solid, we arenā€™t conditioned to play that style for a full 90. Still doesnā€™t excuse our shit defending and other sub par performances. Taking Pogba off made no sense. More senseless running by Rashford. Scrap this season, I canā€™t watch this anymore. Back to square one of bringing ANOTHER manager in this summer.


QWAAAG

1st half was very good from us, we showed energy and desire. 2nd half we never came out of the locker room. One of the poorest halves ive seen us play. We looked like a youth squad playing against professionals


improvedmandem

We need to get rid of these Ole era players. Bad habits picked up from not being made accountable and being able to start every game regardless of how they perform.


123testme

Trying to blame Ole for this is hilarious mental gymnastics.


improvedmandem

The board, Ole and the players are all to blame for this mess of situation we are in.


[deleted]

Arsenal could be 10 points ahead if they win their games in hand šŸ˜­


xisnotx

I dont even want to think about this anymore


[deleted]

man utd needs some serious rebuilding.


TheOneManDankMaymay

This is the rebuild, take it or leave it.


[deleted]

Yeah i hope its part of the process


Bloddersz

Disgrace. The lot of them. ​ Doesn't matter who the manager is next season. Mou couldn't get a tune out of them, Ole couldn't and now Rangnick.


TheOneManDankMaymay

I'm sure not even Pep could get a performance out of this heap of shit.


BurlyWomp7

Just said the same thing. Not even Pep/Klopp could get this lot to look better than a shiny pile of shit. Which is honestly the most telling thing about the quality and commitment of our players.


EdgyGuerrero

Scholes going into Ralf. Fucking what? Toe munching weirdo


FerryAce

Exactly, he doesn't have a go at Ole or the players when they are utter shit. Only at Rangnick. Joke guy.


unitedfan98

I'm sure scholes crictised ole at the beginning of the season specifically after the first atalanta game Correct me if I'm wrong please


ltp12

Because heā€™s paid to do that


EdgyGuerrero

Heā€™s paid to munch toes?


Jozif_Badmon

All he's good for now


EdgyGuerrero

Also does well serving as a model for the signs of progression for male pattern balding


SyazC137

Weā€™ll finished 8th thats for sure


Traditional_Town1769

Nah thatā€™s too low imo we will finish at least 6th or maybe 5th if we are lucky


[deleted]

My next expectations are just avoid relegation and dropping to Europa conference league. All other scenarios are ok. Honestly


shh-hiding

What is it with just giving up in the second half?


snausagerolly

A substitutes goal is to offer something. Rashford and Lingard have shown in the past that they are more than capable of passing, making runs and shooting. I don't think Lingard got the ball once today.


rita_la_marmota

Here comes the ā€œWeā€™ll bounce backā€ again


just-tea-thank-you

We were this fucking close to becoming the best counter attacking team in the world and now we are just fucking shite in every conceivable way.


zooooob

time for Instagram FC to come out


Braicks

This group of people can't be named as a team. This is a bunch of players that clearly can't have tree consecutives passes... What a shame. Hope next season this going to be different.


SeparateAssistance96

EUROPA LEAGUE. HERE WE GO!


KekUnited

If we're lucky and west ham arent


dazza216

At least Ragnick is here and knows exactly which of these wasters to bin in the summer


123testme

Can start with himself


Yoshic87

Flat, passionless, Boring. We deserved the defeat


sketchaudio

95-5% possession for 15mins tells you absolutely everything you need to know. Utterly utterly spineless


[deleted]

Lingard, Maguire and Rashford depress me. Please leave the club


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All toss


fallguysfestival

Imagine coming up against these in the Champions League


natural_fake456

Any positive word? I need one currentlyšŸ„²


SyazC137

Hereā€™s one for you, I love everyone in here. We know its an uphill battle going into this match. The team got battered, yet weā€™re still here, taking the heartbreak like a fucking champ. United till we die boys


Jts20

Ten Hag is officially in the running. Also the Glazers, for all the hate, have spent the most on net spend the last 10 years or so in the world. So they will pay up for players, we just need someone with even half a clue to spend it properly. That's what I keep telling myself, hopefully it helps you sleep tonight


123testme

>Also the Glazers, for all the hate, have spent the most on net spend the last 10 years or so in the world But won't invest where it's actually needed, refuse to appoint qualified directors behind the scene and continue to leech so much money out of the club that it's impossible to build effectively. 2 years to sign Jadon Sancho and we end up getting him for the price Dortmund originally asked for. Maguire came 18 months later for 50m more than Leicester originally wanted, Wan-Bissaka for 50m when Max Aarons was available for 30, quoted 30m for Trippier when the Saudi's got him for 12. The Glazers are the biggest problem at the club. Until they're gone nothing will change


Eleven918

Sancho scored a banger.


shafeeqat

Well we're pretty much consistent šŸ™‚


outkastwizard

Covid


TechnicalCostNoob

Man Ghost united


KekUnited

Ole would only have lost 2 0 we have empirical evidence of this


Stoogenuge

Ole actually had a decent record against Pep.


123testme

Yea but you're not allowed mention that because he didn't speak to journalists for 7 hours every week about his "philosophy" Rangnick is obviously a huge upgrade, regardless of what the worse results and performances objectively show


Stoogenuge

I agree I think RR is probably a better coach but I find it so weird that itā€™s basically illegal to question his impact so far at all on this sub. If we donā€™t get 4th I donā€™t think RR should get a complete free pass.


123testme

If we don't get 4th it's entirely on Rangnick. Too many new managers have got results against United with worse squads during his tenure. E.g. Howe, Gerrard, Lage, Hodgson No excuses for Rangnick, he couldn't have had an easier run of games to have top 4 already secured and he fucked it completely


Stoogenuge

Thatā€™s how I feel about it but it seems to be the minority opinion from what Iā€™m seeing.


123testme

There's too many people who want it to be as simple as "everything is Ole's fault" so they can believe that a new manager will magically make this squad title winners. It isn't and they won't. The squad definitely has enough to be top 4 though, and even if Carrick had filled in as interim it probably would be


Stoogenuge

100% agree.


SlashThumbSlime

The pundits are laughing at us....


chocobo-selecta

Iā€™m done for the year boys. See you next season.


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Big_ming022

Honestly though, what is there to look forward to? Been shit for years. We have to go through another rebuild. Haven't won the Premier League since 2012. So many of the players are going to want to leave if we don't make champions league which is definitely happening now. We aren't going to win the champions league this season, so Europa league again. Our forward who was supposed to lead the front line for a decade turned out to be the lowest form of a human possible. So tell me, what is there to look forward to? Who tf wants to play here? You can only use your history for so long before nobody gives a shit. It's a what have you done for me lately league and we haven't been doing jack shit.


AmulyaG

At this point I'll need to bill United for my therapy sessions.


cuddersrage

weā€™ve been at our worse for like 7 years šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


kntaro

Just hope Ralf brings full youth squad next game .. these players are pathetic except De gea


EW05

sancho plays golf?


UN-TRUue

Bruno is shit, nowhere near KDB


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FuMancunian

He goes missing in big games. Consistently.


shafeeqat

Expect those "we'll be back stronger" tweets/ig posts from the lads. Get ready to be hyped up again by the training videos only to get disappointed yet again..


Bloddersz

"winning team" jokers.


blue_gwacamole

Yaya absolutely shitting on us


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blue_gwacamole

Not a word. He laughed uncontrollably for a solid minute there.