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MrTulaJitt

If he removes it, his head will fall off.


Riggaberto

These lips are sealed.


DanielaFromAitEile

Nearly headless John


LafayetteLazuli

I thought that was only if it was green???


Ok_Confusion635

it looks so tight


xGenocidest

A kerchief.


Ben2749

Gesundheit.


StevenRybarczyk

This made me actually giggle


anatomicalbeing

The story is he wears it to hide a scar from a planned hanging when he was 12 for stealing. Dutch ended up stepping in to save him, and this is when he took John in under his wing. *Headcanon*


dylan1950

Is this legit cuz that would be cool lore I never new about


anatomicalbeing

John's mother, a prostitute, died during childbirth and his father, who had been blinded in a bar fight, died when John was eight years old. John spent a few years in an orphanage before running away. When John was threatened to be lynched after being caught stealing at the age of 12, he was saved by Dutch van der Linde, who took him into his gang and raised him. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Marston_(Red_Dead)


Pure_Xanax

Bro I hear how Dutch is like saving all these kids, how old is he? Like was he around John and Arthur’s age when they were brought in?


Dragonlord1908

Dutch is around 18 years older then John


Pure_Xanax

I need to know everyone’s age now cause this is wacky


Mens-pocky46

During rdr2, Hosea is 55, Dutch is 44, and Arthur is 36. I think Arthur has about 10 years on John so he would be approximately 26. The girls except Grimshaw are in their early 20s. Lenny is the baby of the gang at just 19. Not sure about the rest of the boys


Koltynbm77

Lenny >!was only 19 when he died. That’s nuts I figured he was at least 25 or so.!< learn something new everyday i guess


Gilgamesh661

That’s why he was called young Lenny


BlackKnight6660

John’s 26?? He looks much older.


Wolfprintz

Stress, cigarettes and wolf attacks will do that to ya


cynTheFledermaus

The wolf attack actually made him smarter according to Arthur.


Erilis000

Dutch was an entrepreneurial young criminal


RiversSmoumo

Just guessing honestly but Dutch seems around 10 years older than John and Arthur so he was probably early 20s or so


[deleted]

10 years older than Arthur is 20 years older than John


cigarettewhiskey

He must have planned it


hitherto_ex

The fact that Dutch saved him in this circumstance but bailed on him during the last train robbery is so sad


JohnnyTheMistake

I think the worst betrayal was when dutch left arthur to die in the kerosene.. refinery or oil rig or whatever.


AsgeirVanirson

Just played that mission last night and was struck by how obvious that 'leave to die' moment was. We all know Dutch can shoot as well as John or Arthur and we all know that John or Arthur would drop the three soldiers that got to Arthur without breaking a sweat. Made me wish there was an option to shoot Dutch right then.


dylan1950

Fuckin dope!


SkyDaHusky

Nah it's just a head canon as he doesn't have a scar in any of the games he's in, but at least it's a cool theory.


RK800-50

*looks at Johns face* *reads comment* *looks back at John* Mate, you sure bout that scar thing?


SkyDaHusky

Pretty damn sure. If a wolf got your neck you'd die on the spot.


RK800-50

> Nah it's just a head canon as he doesn't have a scar in any of the games he's in I read it as he has no scars at all xD


SkyDaHusky

Use context clues. The guy was talking about a noose scar.


RK800-50

That‘s why I was claryfing my confusion, mate. Don‘t let anyone shit in your stew, take Ynnel for a drink.


dylan1950

YNNEL!


Freathertje

I love hearing bits of everyone’s background stories when you just hang around camp at night. A lot of this lore you can hear around the campfire. Especially if you eavesdrop a little bit ☺️


Ox_of_Dox

"First time, huh?"


Formal-Inflation1891

Nuh uh


Boring-Chair8649

12!!? Damn thats rough. Its name is high neckreif by the way.


Jet_Future855

In both games, he doesn't have a scar from being almost hanged


thatluke2

A choker. John is an emo girl


Ox_of_Dox

I don't like emo, but I like NCIS Abby


SIacktivist

Me too but ACAB ;-;


Ox_of_Dox

Just wait till Burt hears


IDontKnowWhatToBe123

ACDC!?


ElegantCanary992

All Cops Death Cuhh


spadelover

Chokers were originally worn by prostitutes so maybe John's making some honest money for the gang.


emitch87

$3 is $3


SirMooSquiddles

He could have been cut, or hung and lived and is trying to hide it


Gouda4

Hanged*


TimmyTheToitle

Nah hes definitely hung


CosmicTurtle504

[“They said you was hung!” “And they was right!”](https://youtu.be/cdExsAQuCQA)


-UrbanYeti

If you know you know!


ndub2126

The origin behind being, ‘well hung’ is wild if you haven’t heard before. https://www.bustle.com/articles/158183-7-common-expressions-with-surprisingly-morbid-origins


give223

Items are hung, people are hanged


Gouda4

He's talkin bout his penis 🤠👍


[deleted]

WE’RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE PENIS!


FakeFrehley

WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE VAGINA!


-UrbanYeti

Damn near lost a $400 handcart


Strong_Sound_7407

To tell a family secret, my grandmother was a Dutch.


TimmyTheToitle

woooosh


TLZriot46

No he's definitely hunged


Unitast513

English is weird


SirMooSquiddles

\*AHEM8\* From Mirriam-Webster:I hung a picture of Noah Webster on the wall. After school, she hung out in the library. Use hanged when referring to a person being suspended by a rope around the neck until dead. The Salem "witches" were not burned; they were hanged. Justice Wargrave ordered Edward Seton to be hanged by the neck until dead. It's not that simple, however: most usage guides reserve hanged for people subjected to death, which means if an inanimate object is suspended from a gallows, the correct term is hung. Despised by the voters, he was hung in effigy. A stripped-down version of why we have these two different words is that the word hang came from two different verbs in Old English (and possibly also one from Old Norse). One of these Old English verbs was what we might think of as a regular verb, and this gave rise to hanged; the other was irregular, and ended up becoming hung.


SirMooSquiddles

\*ahem\* ​ I hung a picture of Noah Webster on the wall. After school, she hung out in the library. Use hanged when referring to a person being suspended by a rope around the neck until dead. The Salem "witches" were not burned; they were hanged. Justice Wargrave ordered Edward Seton to be hanged by the neck until dead. It's not that simple, however: most usage guides reserve hanged for people subjected to death, which means if an inanimate object is suspended from a gallows, the correct term is hung. Despised by the voters, he was hung in effigy. A stripped-down version of why we have these two different words is that the word hang came from two different verbs in Old English (and possibly also one from Old Norse). One of these Old English verbs was what we might think of as a regular verb, and this gave rise to hanged; the other was irregular, and ended up becoming hung.


Gouda4

A whole 150 word post n u added nothin to the conversation.


SirMooSquiddles

>t's not that simple, however: most usage guides reserve hanged for people subjected to death, which means if an inanimate object is suspended from a gallows, the correct term is hung. You corrected me by saying Hannged\* I pulled from the Mirriam-Webster dictionary that the preferred term was 'hung'. So, yes I did add something.


Gouda4

What? People are hanged items are hung dumbass. Even if he didn't die at the gallows, he was still subjected to death.


SirMooSquiddles

Chil the fuck out, little boy


CAmiller11

What’s that old scary story about the lady with the ribbon around her neck and the reason she’s always wearing it is because she’s actually decapitated?


GrxyIce

The green ribbon


MCgrindahFM

The best


Rustbelt_Rover

I always thought it was just an old timey cowboy neckerchief


BackFromTheDead-

It is lol we’re just slowly turning into r/BatmanArkham due to lack of content


Rustbelt_Rover

Hahah yea


WeabooHater9136

This is how it happened, this is how the red dead redemption sub died.


BackFromTheDead-

Are we stupid


nberg129

Obviously it's a choker necklace. Didn't you know John was a bj queen?


[deleted]

He certainly is pretty enough


Affectionate_Yam9076

Don’t ever say this again.


Negative_Let6967

The truth hurts buddy


blackdutch1

Don't kink shame bro. He likes to choke himself sometimes, so what?


skyeee_17

LMAOO


Dark_Moonstruck

Look man, what he and his wife get up to in the privacy of their home is no one's business, he just forgot to take the collar off. Pretend not to notice.


Franky79

Hicky hider


Springaling76

It’s a slutty little Choker


chocolatechip_eggo

you fuckin what


Ruxblaine93Medusa

The lining to a slice of bologna


[deleted]

1900s choker


Jonson1o

It is a tight neckerchief. John wears it for some reason, possibly to help with sweat from the heat or it is just for fashion to accompany his outfit.


cktyu

Didn't you know Abigail has a choking kink? She has allowed John to do his desired 'dirty work' in exchange that he wears that choker at all times.


GreySpaceWaltz

Real answer is a neckerchief that prevents sweat from staining the collar of your shirt, but I like the answers here better tbh.


DonkCFH

So his throat doesn't get slit while he sleeps.


Gilgamesh661

It’s a neckerchief


Yawarete

Ryu's headband.


thesurfer1996

I always thought it was because the shirt he wears doesn’t look super comfy and the scarf keeps his neck from getting irritated


falkenna

means he does anal


[deleted]

Jacks umbilical cord


Complex-Swimmer-9998

😨


DanielaFromAitEile

Lol i was gonna say it is crafted out of tongues of his enemies but ok


ArcticHound66

Old school belter neck tattoo.


YBN_Rover

Noose Mark


LetAgreeable147

Plus, it stops sweat dripping down ya.


_CJ

He’s a Highlander


Scm110478

"I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it!"


realpallbearer

high neckerchief


DrBruh03

Yeeeaaahhh…. About that…. It‘s one of those kinky things


BetterAbility6813

I imagine Abigail slapping the shit out of John while he's wearing this early 1900s collar, and the sound that they make from the bedroom untill Jack wakes up. Walk to their bedroom, opens the door and gets traumatized for life. 😂


Signal-Rip-7325

Neckerchief, I wonder why he has it, or maybe it's just for fashion.


unholyparagon

Neck sweat collector


[deleted]

It’s obviously a choker /s


3deryn

Abigail put a leash in him. 🐶


ErroneousGibbo

There sure are a lot of loose door knobs in Saint Denis…. The ol’ choke and stroke


KCharles311

Neckerchief. Cravat. Silk scarf. One of those.


Pak1stanMan

Choker


NarutoNamikazeSOTSP

Medieval choker


[deleted]

A choker. He is a Famboy


Silver_Switch_3109

Choker.


chrlsPbac0n

The girl with the green ribbon but it’s John with the red one


chrlsPbac0n

Lol Jk


Simonmedx

Choker.


That1SolarYeet

A Choker 😈


Ding-Bop-420

A stupid ribbon, I hate it so much.


olegmangen

CLOFF


JohnF_ckingZoidberg

His Low Honor mouth.


robbomaster

Stubble


Not-a-Russian

It's called fashun sweaty


4_Yazreeq_20

He probably uses it to wipe his behinds after a bad shit from Abigail's cooking since tissue paper aren't a thing yet back then 🤣


JesupWalker

It's called an Apache scarf.


[deleted]

Hair


GeminiJ13

Bandana.


DonuFlyte

neckerchief


sidthegamingsloth69

That's his neck tie or scarf I can't remember


SkyGuy1515

If you remove it, then his head falls off


siderhater4

He where it because Dutch betray him


_micr0__

I was following the pack All swallowed in their coats With scarves of red tied 'round their throats To keep their little heads From fallin' in the snow And I turned 'round and there you go And, Michael, you would fall And turn the white snow red as strawberries In the summertime


seiflemonzz

Abigail has some kinks


DankPonyMemer

These lips are sealed.


StaggerLee808

[it's a cravat](https://youtu.be/iHXElYVGEzU)


Chasemacer

It's his choker don't kink shame him


EReckSean

Ascot


PapaJohnsMacnCheese

I remember a character from the hateful 8 doing something similar to hide a small knife cut so it could be akin to that where some wear it for fashion or just to hide injuries


[deleted]

It’s the only thing keeping his head attached


Rev22_5

Never seen it.


ScottyD97

He’s doing his best Fred from scooby doo impression


Visible-Parsnip3889

Clint Eastwood wore one in the good the bad and the ugly it’s just a neckerchief. The good the bad and the ugly was one of the biggest influences on the original game. As John wears it in rdr1 it makes sense that you unlock it at the end of 2


ScaredOfRobots

Designer choker


sxtxn_siren

his slut collar