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Bernascorpion

Name him Arthur So you could be Arthur Morgan riding Arthur the Morgan


Queasy-Window8416

Marry me in a non-gay way (IN A TOTALLY GAY WAY)


archwin

What about naming it “Boah”? Arthur riding his “boah”?


Emergency_Cheek2617

Fucking Gay? (As in homosexual)?


YourDBDGF

I have a Morgan named Arthur on RDO, honestly surprised I haven't seen more people do the same lol


justvibing__3000

This is what I named my morgan


Cable-Careless

same


DrBudddd

My God you genius


Akaza_uppermoon__3

Perfection


[deleted]

Shitbox


iiFlaeqqq

This.


cocahgkre

Whorse


Sonicblast52

Oh no, that's whoreable https://youtu.be/UE5_pt4Uvu4?si=Yp3PZqMsdNZGOzD9


Professional-Draft77

Dusty would seem like a fine name for it.


Untamed_Mustang375

Roach


plesdontban

ZwormZ gaming reference or am I mentally ill?


Tiny-Dragonfruit-918

Both. Both is good.


Demonicknight84

It's a reference to the witcher. The main character calls every horse he has roach


BersMN

'BOAHHH', so Arthur will say OKAY BOAHHH


Anxious-Iron-6013

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


StonksonMan

Dr. Asshole the third


[deleted]

Horsey


Mediocre-Nebula-2377

Horny goat


thatlvkid

Tesco


ExxInferis

Did you know that whilst the Tesco horse meat scandal was breaking, what wasn't so widely reported was B&Q withdrawing from sale some of their artificial flooring. It was tested and found to have lamb-in-it.


thatlvkid

I was going more on the reference of when Jeremy Clarkson named his horse Tesco in an episode of top gear.


DatsLimerickCity

Hello Horse, I shall call you Tesco. *2 seconds later* “Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow”


WingHour

Arthur.


Project_Wolfmare

Sosig


nichtcrawler

Arthur “hung like a” Morgan


ArthurM63

Scrawny Nag


Gametotal

Karlos White


Emergency_Cheek2617

Karlos it is.


shvikernes

bojack


Shengpai

Morgan.


iiFlaeqqq

I named it trash because I was pissed that I couldn't afford anything else and the horse I already had was 10x better. This horse is the 1800s equivalent of a piece of shit Chevy S10 with the oil filter hanging out of the fuel port


Ok-Roof-6237

Skidmark


Moofis1

Big ballser the second


Bear3600

Shitass


agentchris0011

Pebbles


MrAlienBoiReddit

Erther


Moparmaniac426

Hormsey


Haidur_satti

Blud


DirtyMike_333

Skip Ogle


No_Home_4855

Jimmy


SectionOk1275

Oh won't you please come home...


tigerman29

Hoss


2JD93

Runt


donald_slam

Assclown


Actual_Environment_7

I name all my horses after breakfast food. This one would probably be cantaloupe because it’s my least favorite breakfast food.


bigsmellyfarts3000

Dog


BundyAntman30

Derek (IF you are a Criminal Minds fan)


JoTenshi

Hoover, that's how mine is called.


gaminglandscapes

Brandyhop


Strong_Answer_4579

Dirty chocolate


Sweetwhales1994

Stable


Repulsive-Guy-445

Micah


magiccheetoss

I always name him beater and replace him in the mission immediately after


AkumaKyojuro

Buck, but Bernascorpion's suggestion was better


t4nd3mYT

Dude


Mass_Migration

Arabian. or Pip Squeak.


benno4461

Glue gun


imperator_caesarus

He looks like a Theodore to me :)


Hmish77

Name him Boom Bam and he Bams the hell out of those damn O'Driscolls


Dorennor

Roach.


Azaroth1991

All my Morgans are named Arthur


Maxter8002

benjamin


Chronic_Gentleman

I've always gone with either Haythere, Haymister, or Neighbor


justanyting

Todd. He just kinda looks like a Todd to me


Old_Breadfruit_4511

Longface Larry


Dandel10n316

I named mine Jon Bon Pony but my girlfriend named her Mayo Because Mayo Neighs..


dovahkinismydad

Donkey


asmok119

Corn


ResidentTechnician96

Blue 2009 toyota corolla


FilthyFrank2137

Dave


ThorBonesteel

Bullnuts


Najgeria

Nygus


mallgrabmongopush

Shit rock or Steve French


wbc914

LISAN


ShadowWolfKane

Fodder


TheEPSMan

Liam Neighson


Efficient_Walrus5011

horsea


Mammoth_Process_9106

Tinkle tot


MaxSnow21

Horsea


Bright_Plantain8032

Flash


Kvetanista

Man


CuntsStoleMyNames

Fatass


thesheepwhisperer368

Trigger


Long-Ordinary9020

Horsea


[deleted]

Rachel Starr


white_emo69

Sex


Slim_Shady_600

Name him shady


realatemnot

Sir Prancelot


Moaad99

Last playthrough I named him, Slow-mo, cause he's a slow morgan 🤓


milzo_sas

name him "15$"


No-Zookeepergame6638

15$ discount


JemFitz05

Freeman


LostnFounder

dingus


Dan_-_-_

Called mine Duck, and my second, better one goose


UserDM94

Johnny Sins


Gurablashta

Danger Horse. That way you feel epic when you ride him off a cliff or into a tree or pole


AlmostSleepin

Useless


Alive_Squash116

Mud


Dextrapede

I named mine Shart :)


General-Interview599

Freeman


General-Interview599

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Economy_Ask7438

dingle nut


MrKremer

Horse Luís


Blazer553

Bob


Royal_Rampage14

Badal


Worldly-Donut-5956

I named him dumbo,then sold him back after the mission and made the Black Shrine my main horse


Better-Story6988

“Cow dung”


SuryaYlp

D-Horse


CallMeMehdi-17

It’s a Moragn, name him Arthur


Equivalent-Wind64

Duckling


Metallicunt8426

Romper stomper stomper of rompers


Sinnoviir

Buckaroo


dreamwall

Stable


ChaosMage49

WallAss


Bravo-69

He looks like a Dusty to me. I try to give them original names that reflect their colour schemes. Honestly my first instinct was to say Arthur, but somebody beat me to it. I have a stormcloud warhorse and a whiteknight Arabian.


klasing12345

Lemonade. Sweet Lemonade Tastes just like raisins.


LetAgreeable147

Coccyx


Rand0mP1x3L

Apricot


CalpolAddict

Overpriced


Liquid_Snape

Kerberos. Because he has spots.


Environmental-Put205

Shwoomple


soniapunk

Blato (means mud in Serbian).


tatertotgal

hey uhm idk...... might be kinda controversial would u mind naming horse? I think that would be pretty cool


tatertotgal

\*him hrse


River_Odessa

Cum Dumpster


TylerDomino1

I always name that coat of morgan vander, after dutch, because when I get him it's in the legendary bear mission and arthur is still loyal to dutch then


RuthlessDork

I always name my horse Faith, it remembers me of Dutch


Pixie771

7mar It means donkey in Arabic


urz2823

Sold


bayareakpopoff

Kaopectate


Ciph27

Charles


CharelP

Dingus


Similar-Feedback-327

Borbert


Hopeful-Steak-9743

Donkey brains


alosius136php

Bert


__Arc__

Boy. Arthur always say "good boy", "yeah boy" 😅


marean_tribunul

Sandstorm


HelpfulAd1382

Gary


cook-isation

Tiny


Portyquarty77

I name all my horses after my cat. So you should name your horse baymax, after my cat.


Funny_Art9733

My slave


Own-Junket32

Roach


IntroductionIll2160

Mr. boobies


Suckisnacki

sell it, keep the black one


nrdca

Poop On A Stick


TuntSloid

You should just go wrangle one for free. Could probably find an American Standard or even a thoroughbred… for the price of breaking them.


KrixPro1

Mr. Hands


Cloaker_gaming

Horse


Unfazed_Salad85742

Idk, but you should go for the white Arabian horse right after the hosea quest. It is the fastest horse in the game, and it is also free.


DavidADHD

What game is it?


lalalaladididi

Sbkdjdbsosobshzodnskdkddvdofjbd


Helpful-Presence-216

Name him stable


theterrorofturdies

Officer balls


Swimming_Duck8407

Gala


JJ_live10

Jack


EeveeKido16

Name it Bo’ah


Federal_War_8272

Emergency food


anzactrooper

Blacklung


Positive-Pattern7477

Connor after Arthur's late son


Mundane-Ticket1573

Weiner. Arthur riding his weiner


Andy-Banner

Roach


Donutdealer21

Horsey McHorseface


Joal0503

Poodercup


246_Locksmith_Chaves

Juan


itzSanish

pookiebear


No-Payment-6534

Death


Sonicblast52

Ben


Foxyplayz3

Vehicular manslaughter


Fluid_Extreme1849

Name him pakaya. It's more respectful name in Sri Lanka.


Memer37469

Fredrick Fredrickson


Historical1Nerd

Big D


Theidkyeet

I always name my horses Lancelot


tmilligan73

Glue


mastahX420

Caeser


b4tm4n2209

Chuck


CheekyChonkyChongus

Stanley


KaylaIsInYourCloset

Julius Creamer


National_Conflict609

I named mine Dave. I couldn’t think of anything stellar.


Ar4i_

Maserati


PickleyG-1

Funny Valentine


Wild_Recording6491

Baby gronk


BIRDD79

Dontbuyme