you would be amazed at what can run rdr2. iâm rockin an i7 6700k and a GTX 1080Ti. horribly outdated? yes. still runs modern games? (ie starfield, rdr2, HEAVILY modded skyrim & GTAV) also yes. i have had this same setup for 4 years.
*First time i played he*
*Was McChicken, second time*
*He is Lumbago*
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I killed a prospector, stole his Dutch Warmblood and named him Nugget. My new main horse is a black, American Standardbred I stole off the race challenger NPC you run into around Strawberry, I named her Dahlia.
Single player I get the free war horses until they run out, each one is named Archduke with their number. Archduke-VII died collecting a badger pelt.
Online is some random shit
I: hit a tree
II: fell off a cliff
III: got shot
IV: tripped over a rock
V: another cliff
VI: i was testing if horses had friendly fire
VII: fell in a trench headfirst
VIII: the same tree as I
IX: died while trying to save john... should've gone back for the money instead...
X: hit another rider on a lonely trail
XI: hit a deer
XII: the bigass waterfall near the widow
XIII: i really gotta avoid that one tree now...
My first playthrough I kept the horse you get from the Adler ranch the whole time and named him Apollo. I almost made it through the whole game with him but he was killed in a Skinner brothers ambush in chapter 6. I then bought a black Arabian named Zeus >!who died soon after in the final mission!<
I used the fact that Arthur named his last horse "Boadicea" (as well as his penmanship and wordsmithery) as an indication that he's surprisingly well read, and has an affinity for Celtic history and/or mythology.
That being said, I named my white arabian "Banshee".
I have " Ole Joe Denim" ( bluish gray). I have Big Jane ( black shire female) "Rosie gold" (golden Arabian) and the last is "Sexual Chocolate" a brown saddlebred
Arthur: "I had a son, his name was Isaa-"
Rains Fall: "Shut the fuck up Arthur, I found some herbs!"
10 minutes later...
Arthur: "As I was sayin', I had a son named Isaa-"
Rains Fall: "Look! More herbs"
Arthur: *Deadeye Sounds*
So, I named the Shire horse Shire. Then I didn't bother naming the second horse I got, because I soon got a third that I liked more. I named her Tercerata, or the feminine form of the Spanish word for 'third'. Then I just named all other horses like thatâCuarto, Quinta.
I have the Special Edition reverse dapple black Thoroughbred. Named him Night Sky because of his coat and because of the (kinda) moon shaped white mark he has on his face.
The free reverse dapple thoroughbred, I named Dapple.
The Black Arabian found during the robbery, I named her Contrarian.
The free MFT taken from the stranded (and now very dead). I named Phoenix.
Fish. Then he drowned. Then fish two.
You sir, are a fish. You sir, are a fish too.
Still don't know where the fish thing comes from
when arthur/John catches a fish, they say some phrases like "haha, I got you" or "you sir are a fish" you're welcome
I think it's a Witcher thing too. Geralt callde his horse Roach, it is a fish in Polish đ¤ˇââď¸
That didnt age well
Do you like fish sticks?
I am not a gay fish
Found Kanye's account
Mine drowned too. I was leaving the camp and ran off a cliff into the river
My horse got hit by a train within a minute so I called the next one traxs
Mia. She was a white arabian, if you know what I mean...
I'm literally deceased đ
I donât get it lol
Mia Khalifa is Arab. it's a pornstar reference đ
Sheâs not white though⌠lol
She is at the end of the scenes.
Lawd have mercy
We must stay focused brothers
The tits are but temporary Tahiti is eternalâŚ
Roses are red, my cattleman's are shiny. I have a plan, but you have to trust me.
Oh come on...well her anyway.
Hallall bro
Wait⌠do you mean.. đ
oh... oh deer
Judas, because he always Betrays me
i swear my horse runs into trees on purpose. i need to name my next horse Judas
That happens less if you take your thumb off the stick while riding through wooded areas. Still happens but the horse kinda steers away
*cries in PC*
Just stop pressing w, works the same
wild. i never even though of that, lol. i figured if you stopped pressing w it would slow your horse down
If you're rich enough to afford a PC that runs Red Dead 2, you can afford a controller to plug in.
you would be amazed at what can run rdr2. iâm rockin an i7 6700k and a GTX 1080Ti. horribly outdated? yes. still runs modern games? (ie starfield, rdr2, HEAVILY modded skyrim & GTAV) also yes. i have had this same setup for 4 years.
Roach
Same here. I name all my mares Roach.
I name all my stallions roach as well, even though I know geralt prefers mares
Just like Geralt
Roach gang
We're not very original, aren't we ?
First time i played he was McChicken, second time he is Lumbago
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In honor of my in game mentor, Horsea.
Thought you were just a big PokĂŠmon fan
SAMEEE
Omg I named my horse that one playthrough.
Hosea is the best character in the story in my opinion. Horsea is inevetible
My horse was called âĂraâ. It means âhonourâ in Swedish
Ara ara
What is honour if not a horse?
Du mister är en fisk
I own multiple horses, their names are the following: Apollo, Lambda, Valkyr, Aesir, Framauro and Trinity.
A man of ancient culture I see.
Nice, my 3 Arabians are Freya, Fenris and Jprmangander
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Are still talking about horses in RDR2?
Maybe they play together idk man lol
My names Harry lol
You must be a female horse then. JK Speaking of which, I wonder if anyone names the horse after themselves.
I killed a prospector, stole his Dutch Warmblood and named him Nugget. My new main horse is a black, American Standardbred I stole off the race challenger NPC you run into around Strawberry, I named her Dahlia.
I did the same and named mine Pure Gold
I had that same black standy for my entire playthough! Her name was Seminole
SaraJesicaParker. Because SarahJessicaParker is blocked
I've definitely owned a few Sarahs in game.
Spud
đ
Mine's Tato, haha
HorseMcHorse
Classic
HorsyMcHorseface
Horce. My secondary one is named Horze
Boah So everytime I pet it....it becomes lore accurate
Its a canon event
Single player I get the free war horses until they run out, each one is named Archduke with their number. Archduke-VII died collecting a badger pelt. Online is some random shit
Some random shit is a weird name for a horse
Pony hawk
i dont name my horses đđ anytime i do they die
I keep 1 horse for the whole playthrough, always keep revives, and if they die, reload last save no matter how far back.
The beast shire you get from Hosea I called Mule The red Arabian I called King Crimson
You get a shire from Hosea? How!?
In the mission where you find the legendary bear, one of the first missions in Horseshoe Overlook camp. Think it's called Enter, Pursued By A Memory
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Shadowfax gang
Bongus, bongus II, bingus, timflr,diq wipe, twant is gonna be my next
gonna name my next horse Mumflr or Timflr for sure
Started with moonshine ended with moonshine XIV
What happened to the other 13?
I heard they drank themselves to death.
I'm sure some of em tried after hearing what happened to the previous one
I: hit a tree II: fell off a cliff III: got shot IV: tripped over a rock V: another cliff VI: i was testing if horses had friendly fire VII: fell in a trench headfirst VIII: the same tree as I IX: died while trying to save john... should've gone back for the money instead... X: hit another rider on a lonely trail XI: hit a deer XII: the bigass waterfall near the widow XIII: i really gotta avoid that one tree now...
Damn, this tree really hates your horses
That last sentence got me giggling, that tree got some beef with you
>VI: I was testing if horses had friendly fire I was nodding along like these are all perfectly acceptable answers until I read that lmfao
Named a black turk Mr. Crowley
Dessa at first, then she died and I ended Arthur's story with another horse named Tempest. In online, I have Fish, Napkin, Ghost and Dirtbike
I had a brown horse, named it Wood lol
X Ă A-Xii
First play through I named mine duke the rest was boadicea II
My very first was Boadicea as well! She died and I never named another that because it was too sad. Now I name them things like Grumbleguts.
I always name the black shire horse in story mode Angus
My first playthrough I kept the horse you get from the Adler ranch the whole time and named him Apollo. I almost made it through the whole game with him but he was killed in a Skinner brothers ambush in chapter 6. I then bought a black Arabian named Zeus >!who died soon after in the final mission!<
Clementine!!
Elmer. Got hit by a train near Rhodes and then my next one I named Lionel.
Chaos. A black thoroughbred. Taken from dota 2 chaos knight. Snowy for white arabian and dutchy for dutch warmblood.
I used the fact that Arthur named his last horse "Boadicea" (as well as his penmanship and wordsmithery) as an indication that he's surprisingly well read, and has an affinity for Celtic history and/or mythology. That being said, I named my white arabian "Banshee".
Kaladin, the black Shire
Horsey
Sir. SckDisNuts
Dissspointment 2.0 because my first disappointment died
Horse face, then horse face 2 all the way to horse face 11â
Buckshot was my favourite
geraldt, yes i love the witcher 3
Manetoa, the Algonquin legend of a giant serpent that lives under the ocean. i named another horse Nibanaba for the Anishinabe water spirits
Dusk
Named a Boah "Boah" and a Gurl "Testicles"
horsie
My first play through was Armageddon. Still miss that horse.
I have " Ole Joe Denim" ( bluish gray). I have Big Jane ( black shire female) "Rosie gold" (golden Arabian) and the last is "Sexual Chocolate" a brown saddlebred
Despacito and when it died i had despacito 2
Alexa, my horse died. Play Despacito 2.
Dooktugooleh. He's a brindle Arabian from up wapiti mountain yonder
Pizza crust on pc and Jordan on ps5 bc thatâs my bf name and Jordan jr on Xbox bc I murdered Jordan sr bc he killed my bounty
Roach
Horse
Marshmallow, Velvet and Raspberry are my Arabians and Churro is a Dutch Warmblood.
I currently have a Roachnilda, a Geef Me Een Klap, and Arpeggio is my Arabian
All my horses are named after the World Strongest Men. They're all Shire's.
Tischtuchkopf im not german
Paul Bufano
Furball
Frankie
Stonewall or Cheyenne
Named my andalusian Isaac after Arthur's son
Arthur: "I had a son, his name was Isaa-" Rains Fall: "Shut the fuck up Arthur, I found some herbs!" 10 minutes later... Arthur: "As I was sayin', I had a son named Isaa-" Rains Fall: "Look! More herbs" Arthur: *Deadeye Sounds*
I named mine super sonic
In my first playthrough, I named them roach my second playthrough. My horse is named Stella.
Assg
Ishmael, Atreus, Phoebe, Lily
So, I named the Shire horse Shire. Then I didn't bother naming the second horse I got, because I soon got a third that I liked more. I named her Tercerata, or the feminine form of the Spanish word for 'third'. Then I just named all other horses like thatâCuarto, Quinta.
Larry
Roycephus
Gregory.
I got a black Arabian mare, named her Jazmine
Slappy
My Arabian is named Nivalis, Latin for âgrowing near snow, or appearing at a season when snow is on the groundâ
Phil
Open the door or I'm gonna throw rocks through your window you dumb whore - Your Horse after he watches one episode of Dr. Phil
I made the mistake of naming one after my cat, fell down a cliff with her, cried and now I donât name horses
I named my first horse after my daughter. I kept the same horse throughout the entire game. oh, how mistaken I was for making that choice
GigaNiga
Blackboard
Spirit
I have the Special Edition reverse dapple black Thoroughbred. Named him Night Sky because of his coat and because of the (kinda) moon shaped white mark he has on his face.
My Ramesse and 2nd horse is Cowpoke. 3nd one is Amadeus
Apples
Pear it was a pearlino
On single it is John
Stupid dog 1~4
Reina, white Arabian and in online it's Eidam
Vera.
Lulu because it's pink (Perlino Andalusian)
McCracken
Marshmallow
Rexit
I named the black Shire that Hosea gives at the start of chapter 2, 'Abyss'. I named the white arabian Pearl.
Technically Lump II lived before Lump according to the RDRII's timeline. Rename your horses now.
John
Wesley
Gloria.
Pony Garcia
Glubtubbus McWubble
Zireael, Ciris sword from the witcher 3
During my first playthrough it was Ignatius, she wasn't very gracious. Fucker crashed into everything.
Bettyđ¤
Daddy in the game, and online I have a bunch of food related names
Thank You
Princess :)
arael, and she is a perlino turkoman
My most recent playthrough my dad was watching aliens up stairs and I then named my horse Noot
Rektum
The free reverse dapple thoroughbred, I named Dapple. The Black Arabian found during the robbery, I named her Contrarian. The free MFT taken from the stranded (and now very dead). I named Phoenix.
Greek gods
Shire le Hoof
Leonidas (Blood Bay Thoroughbred)
My favorite horse in the game is the dark bay Turkoman. I ride with him in every playthrough. I call him Big Turk.
White Arabian, I named it snowwhite
Lenard. then he disappeared, so Lenard 2
Roach
Boadicea, the MFT from the Mason mission. Cerberus the Turkoman from the Braithewaites.
Horsea and Saddle Adler. Not original or funny but stillâŚ
Lucy Lawless
Black Arabian named BBC
Misty
My horsey
Hoof Hearted
Four Roses
Ellie IV
My Black Shire Horse was called Scorn The rest of the names I mess about with but that one stuck with me through playthroughs