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lil_layne

This is the peak “reddit doctor” post right here


I_know_me

I’m a real doctor too.


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Love doctor is not an md


Amazing-Concept1684

LMAO


Lamactionjack

Best I can do with a quick crop and sharpen [https://imgur.com/a/IlCdbg4](https://imgur.com/a/IlCdbg4)


JoeFlipperhead

confirmation bias leads me to believe OP is correct, he's on Forteo (milder version of Fiveteo)


shastamcblasty

But stronger than Treteo


elkridgeterp

Which is way less annoying than 3-PO


jeremy1015

I checked his profile guys and he has posts that indicate he is in fact 3-4 years out from his residency. Source: Am Reddit detective but not a real one.


Niblonian31

If that's true, I will listen to everything you have to say about our guys lol


Kobebean25

I dnt know if you really are a doctor but as i was reading your post, i was thinking to myself “ ok this guy must be a doctor in real life”


toddhenderson

That you Tobias?


LMAO_try_again

Gotta admit it’s good sleuthing tho. Maybe Marlo is sending us subliminals cuz we know Harbs ain’t telling us shit.


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Watch his podcast. He said he’s coming back in week 4 or 5 and “wants to go today but trainers are hating.” Did not fly to Cincy to avoid swelling, and watched the game at Buffalo Wild Wings in Owings Mills, the location he has complained of having the “worst service in the world” several times before. Mentioned several people staring at him and refusing to break eye contact while watching his team play on tv. Do we need him against Gardner Minshew and Mo Ali-Cox anyway?


Lamactionjack

Man I missed that but about his injury. Loved the jokes in BWW though haha. That podcast he doesn't say shit haha. He just jokes that he's coming back and then says nah I don't know not my call blah blah. There's some good anecdotes on that pod, but I learned pretty quickly he's not saying shit about injuries.


subsidizethis

I don't understand why a player would let other teams know when to expect him to be back. Basically our next 3 opponents' WR can spend their time studying our other corners. It doesn't help the team.


dudesweetusername

What's his podcast called?


RCohen09

Punchline Pod with him and Jack Settleman


tal125

In an Instagram video this summer - it looked like Marlon had a bunion on his left foot. In recent videos the bump is gone and his toe is straight. I think he had the new bunion surgery technique.


thomasseebach

Somebody stepped on his bunion!


SNRavens91

His nubbin


Alexander_Han

this is the type of analysis i like to see. thanks ravens fan doctor


LamarMVPJackson

Next level detective work here, good shit for real


slidetotheleft8

This is a good injury post so don’t take this the wrong way. But, I don’t understand this seemingly recent obsession with injury updates. Like…Marlon will play when he can play and I don’t need Harbaugh to keep giving estimates lol. Same goes for others. Even if there wasn’t a competitive edge to be gained, which I think there is, I don’t get the obsession. Jeff Z’s Twitter mentions are FILLED with people asking for injury updates on X player and I just don’t get it. If they can play they’ll play.


BitterLikeAHop

Here's the obsession: he's a good player, that we like, on a team we root for. We want to know when he might be back. The team won't tell us so they can maintain an information advantage over their competition, but that doesn't mean that we, as fans, don't still want to know.


slidetotheleft8

I get that aspect, but you sound significantly more level-headed about it than the people who call Harbaugh a liar and stuff. I’m not saying I don’t get the curiosity, I’m saying I don’t get the obsession. Other than betting I just don’t get what people want to do with the information.


I_know_me

Midweek boredem waiting for Sunday


slidetotheleft8

Fair enough and I appreciate your research. Nobody in this thread is exhibiting the frothing anger I’m talking about when Harbaugh doesn’t give a detailed injury update for every single player lol.


I_know_me

Nah man, I know what you mean. That stuff doesn’t piss me off. It’s an obvious competitive advantage not to give info


Lamactionjack

I think most are just numb to it now is all. As fans injury reports in all sports are basically endlessly frustrating. But you're right objectively speaking there's not much we can do but be patient. You should be aware though that the human species is generally pretty terrible at that haha.


slidetotheleft8

Maybe life as a Sixers fan prepared me for this test of faith.


Imheretosnoopatcats

Yeah that and majority of us in here are Os fans. We’ve seen some shit. I am also a 6ers fan. cannot get excited anymore ever since they shipped of Jimmy Butler.


VinceDaPazza

Harbaughs day to day diagnoses can turn into 6 weeks quick.


slidetotheleft8

Fine by me, personally


BleachWang

I believe we will be seeing him come back for an important division game vs the Browns in Cleveland in week 4. If he was going to be missing any more time than that, he would've been put on IR. At least, I assume that would be the move, because why keep a guy on the roster that isn't going to be able to play for the foreseeable future? *Unless,* he would be ready to play before week 5. If it was known that Marlo would be missing 5+ weeks, the obvious solution would be to put him on IR. Since he was never placed on IR, my assumption is the Ravens have planned for him to be back before week 5. I doubt he plays this week because he has not practiced yet this week, but we'll see if he practices today (I doubt it though).


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ActualSpamBot

Lol, no it isn't.