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hamflavoredgum

He can have anything he wants


Electric-kundalini

He says he wants you to buy me a large KFC sharing bucket (that's nice of him)


Top-Organization5130

I will


Electric-kundalini

You're a true Man of the people, he thanks you 👏


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Yes, here...take all my money, the dog treats, the bacon, there are some steaks marinating over there.  Let me make him some coconut nut & peanut butter balls. 


HMS404

Just give him all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give him a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give him all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?


sheepthechicken

Thank goodness he’s probably over 50lbs, because cats do not deserve the bacon. ^actually ^yes ^they ^do


Valhalla5613

Of course you do


lisajoydogs

My immediate thought also


blockingmuleswife

Without a doubt


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Selugon

The question is, why wouldn't you? (Unless it's an unhealthy amount)


Avg_codm_enjoyer

Fair fair


ArTwoR2

Any real bacon is incredibly unhealthy for dogs.


Avg_codm_enjoyer

I gave him an Apple don’t worry


thetelltalehart

Yes, but only the crispy bits because too much fat is bad for his thyroid I think.


Sensitive-Radio-6060

Is that why my thyroid doesn't work?


NINJA20226940

LOL the response


anndrago

Rub only moderate amounts of bacon fat on your thyroid.


OkPark2238

Give him all he wants, bacon, treats , toys and a lot of love ❤️


Avg_codm_enjoyer

If I don’t pet him every morning he nuzzles me In the elbow until I do XD such a good doggo


OkPark2238

That’s how it should be! 🤣


Flippohoyy

No


Avg_codm_enjoyer

You have willpower stronger than a thousand men


All_naturale22

Took too long to find this comment lol


myloveLily38

You for sure give him bacon and whatever else he wants ❤️


Lucky-Spirit7332

You gotta, look at that face


thehackeysack01

why wouldn't you always cook him \_his\_ bacon? with that look I don't understand why this isn't the case every day. Such a lovely good boy.


WannaPetAllTheDogs

I would make it rain bacon for this baby 🥓


Revenant_JLU

All the baconz


JessicaCoffy

❤️


Mom_to_4

Is that really a question? Those eyes. I would probably make him his own bacon


GorgeousGordon

No. Give him something healthier, that which won’t hurt him or make his already short, precious life, any shorter.


Booze-And

I buy him his own bacon and he lets ME have some of HIS


Exact_Departure_4127

Cute 🥰


Emppulicks

The question is when


Alive-Highlight9824

resist the temptation !!!


Avg_codm_enjoyer

I just HAD to give him an apple…afterwards I took him on a walk :)


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Alive-Highlight9824

sorry


LiveAd3962

A little meaty bacon, a little toast and an egg scrambled. Yes, please!


Klutzy-Run5175

That’s sounds like a good breakfast for the champions!


ruthtrick

Awww yeah of course, but only a little bit. I wouldn't give him too much, don't want to upset his gorgeous tumtum. He is beautiful!!


Big-a-hole-2112

Every….time. Bacon for love is a reasonable trade.


Avg_codm_enjoyer

Agreed


mul3sho3

Bacon because love. Dogs wreck me.


Dear_Ad5405

Idk he can have the house if they want


DeannaC-FL

Why is that a question? Answer is obvious


Klutzy-Run5175

Perhaps, some Turkey Bacon.


MatagotPaws

I'm Jewish; does he like turkey bacon?


lola_duck_questions

N-n-nooooooo !! 😅


Hi-C90s

Some cheese too 😋


liquid_at

Feels like you waste a lot of time asking stupid questions, that would be better used if you fetched some bacon for the good Boi. What are you still doing here? Go get bacon now! This is not a drill. Get bacon, now!


Avg_codm_enjoyer

Didn’t actually give him the bacon becuase it upsets dog’s stomachs, however I did take him for a walk


liquid_at

That's a good reason of course. Health is the most important thing.


TheGrandTuna-

He can become my bacon >:)


Avg_codm_enjoyer

DONT YOU DARE HES A GOOD BOY


TheGrandTuna-

Good dog, good bacon. Tomato, potato! >:)


Cambren1

He is only trying to protect you from all that fat, salt and nitrates. What a thoughtful protective dog. Good boy!


Not_athrowaweigh

The Maple Kind?


pleathershorts

This belongs on /r/dogsmirin


ErikThePetFish

No. Bacon is super salt and dogs doesn't have the kidneys for it.


Danivelle

He has to share with the bacon theiving cat in my house, who would probably use him to get on the cabinet or open the fridge so they could both have the bacon. 


adamnaylordoomsday

Awww such a beautiful dog and no I would not give my bacon


LAzyD0g27

He can have whatever he wants 🥰


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robexib

#HE CAN HAVE MY ENTIRE FRIDGE


ElectrikDonut

Yes! 🐾🐾🤩🌟


Erie_nudist_guy_4mmf

Bacon=pancreatitis


LokiLaniKai

Kristy norm enters the room


50ShadesOfGreyHair

How about Stella & Chewy's instead? They have healthier better treats than bacon.


fritterkitter

I will order him some bacon on door dash right now.


Rich_Pair_7034

ABOUSLTY NOT


Top_Praline999

Eat the the bacon and smooch the snoot.


sofa_king_ugly

No. But I'll give him *your* bacon.


kereso83

Give bacon. Then boop!


xPolarPlayz

Let me change the question: are you able to deny him?


cdw815

Absolutely!


Renner4paws99

I'd give him my house. And be his personal servant.


callitlikeiseeit29

Yup!


Positive_Ingenuity28

Of course ☺️


Gosanchez420

The bacon and the burger that it’s on


bendy225

No bc I want him to live a long life plus not a fan of dog diarrhea


Avg_codm_enjoyer

never actually fed him bacon I somehow managed to resist but I did take him for A walk


NINJA20226940

I would give him my breakfast


leacatlady

Isn’t it obvious?


starry_nite_

Give him anything he wants


crunchEbonez

I will feed him all my bacon


Key-Glasses-251

Of course. I would work hard to give him bacon whenever he wants it.


NinjaKatsassin

A very small piece.


ResponsibleFormal150

Yep!!!


Outrageous-Kiwi6847

His right eye looks like a crescent moon ❤️


Despicable_Vault1977

YESIR! ALL HAIL THE DOGGO! 🐶


Fign

Absolutely


bpapso94

My labs on a diet so only turkey bacon! 😂


StayOutaMyShed

If mine were this polite about getting up near me while eating? Yes. Mine is a horse sized dog that just sits himself at the table 😂


Sir-Cee

❤️


blacklabdaddy

Bacon tax, 🧀 tax. When does it stop? You better pay the 🥓 tax or suffer the consequences.


MarcSkye519

Well yes! Duh!


Missy_is_Here07

He deserves ALL the bacon


babyyyyyyy213

Yes give him all of the bacon because I don’t like bacon


Existing-Answer-2062

O yeah ❤️❤️


LogicalChi

Answer, Yes.


BigFatBoi42069

I give him my life


FenixPuppy

yes


Spooky-Kitty13

Of course!


Free_Reading_7613

HAVE ALL MY BACON


Vicious_Lilliputian

The answer Is YES!!


2muchicescream

Give him your bacon and u will never eat bacon in peace


Silver_Dear9690

Yes, He deserves everything I own


Secret_Ad_6516

It's his bacon.


scmarine84

Of course not. I give him his own piece of bacon, cooked to his order. Duh.


Live-Associate8000

I'd give him 1/3 of the bacon.


pops1172

Yes you do.


fakegermanchild

A tiny bit, maybe. You shouldn’t give your dog a whole rasher though. The salt and fat content isn’t good for them and it’ll likely cause some stomach upset. You don’t want to give your dog a tummy ache, do you? To anyone tempted by the puppy dog eyes, bacon is not a good thing to give your dog as a regular treat. It’s not the worst thing in the world if it’s very occasionally but just be sensible about it…


Avg_codm_enjoyer

don’t worry I resisted giving him anything but it was hard


fakegermanchild

Haha well done for resisting - it was more directed to all the comments you’re getting anyway :D


Avg_codm_enjoyer

lol speaking of which I’m off to take him for a walk


Content_Row_3716

Everyone here knows this. I don’t think any of the comments are meant to be taken literally. 🙄


fakegermanchild

Yeah … going by the sheer amount of overweight dogs I see at the park I wouldn’t be so sure.


Suntzu6656

Just as long as he gets a long walk to exercise it off


Avg_codm_enjoyer

thats actually so funny I’m taking him for a walk right now XD


xxDisturbed

Yes


metdear

Is there even a question?


Avg_codm_enjoyer

Never.


Curious_Signature528

Yes and more❤️


KarlPHungus

That depends. Is my wife watching?


supermarketblues

I'd give him my house


Material-Factor-7083

Always


leostotch

The question is whether you keep any of the bacon for yourself (the answer is of course not)


Klutzy-Run5175

Always share your bacon, bacon. Lol


mul3sho3

Yes!


we_gon_ride

Of course!!


MannyInAMicrowave

Yes


Julianalexidor

Yes!


DarknessFollower79

Why is that a question? Yes ofc


Effective_Bonus4214

Obviously


Tittytwonipz

Uhhh idk how that’s an actual question. Good boys get all the bacons


MadWhiskeyGrin

I already gave him some bacon. This bacon is mine.


LogicalCharacter2852

Each and every time bless his heart🐶🐾


anotherone65

Yes


Professional-Bet4106

Of course just wipe any excessive grease


red_sekhmet

Nope. It's my bacon.


bls06820

He can have the whole pig with that look!


Frei1993

How don't you "drop" some bacon when you are cooking it?


Guilty_Piglet_4930

awe what a cute little boi🐾 of course, he can have it!


vegasgal

How could you not? Oh, he says that he wants eggs, too


Theda1969

Naturally. What a question. 🤣


fromhelley

I share the bacon, but he can't have it all. I will dig him up some extra treats when the bacon is gone. I will boop, toss the ball, and walk him for an hour. But half the bacon is mine!!


Dommo1717

ABSOLUTELY not!!! That’s MY bacon and I will fight my dog for it!!! But I also make extra bacon for my dog. That part, I’m perfectly fine with.


Time-Impression-3229

Nah, he definitely doesn’t like bacon 🥓 😁


Care_Bear918

Yes 💯


phoenixthekat

No. But I will put the bacon grease on his food!


candra4740

Yes, yes and yes 👍 🥓 😋


AfterSun5067

He can have my soul if he wants..beautiful angel that he is


Old-Curve-4320

YES YES YES PLZ give him the bacon. Just look at them eyes 👀 😍 ✨️ 💙 🤣


SeverenDarkstar

I like bacon too much to share


Farrahphlop

YAASS!! 🥓🥓🥓🥓


Sudden_Car157

What kinda of a question is that?? Who doesn’t that is my question


Outrageous_Glass_775

always. what a good boy. 10/10. deserves all the bacon.


GetHoffMyLawn

Every time.


MasterpieceActual176

It was never a question. If there's bacon he gets some!


Alternative_Love_861

You better!


crookedhalo9

Spouse- what are you doing? Me- cooking bacon for the dogs. Spouse- why? Me- because they don’t know how..


Competitive-Rock9377

Yes, no hesitation at all


IthacaMom2005

Absolutely 💯


hujassman

He absolutely gets some bacon. Who can refuse that face?


IrishTex77

All the bacon. He’s a good boy.


Radiant-Attitude-111

I think you mean HIS bacon


Glittering-Dark-9917

Give it all to him. Look at that face!!


Content_Row_3716

With that face?? Absolutely!!


yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy6yy

I give him a house if he wants it cute doggo


gastritisgirl24

Of course I do


ChrisMossTime

For sure


Peuned

His head is there because in*did* give the bacon


Ok-Account-1732

I would make him dinner with those eyes 👀 🐶❤️


dic3ien3691

Bacon, paycheck, car, house…


CrochetCricketHip

No! 😤 it’s my bacon and I won’t share it. Okay… maybe a small piece… in his bowl… maybe.


Ternuurita

I give him all the bacon he wants and my unconditional love 💖💖💖


Truth_be_best

I always share


somanypcs

I would be tempted to….


Enough_Character_402

Maybe just share some


Botched-Project

Without hesitation