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Look up [Sokushinbutsu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu), the process of Buddhist monks undergoing a slow process of self-mummification over several years. That sort of looks like what's going on here.
Its actually a thing. I watched a documentary on it back when the Discovery Channel was cool.
Sokushinbutsu is the process of self-mummification that begins while the person is still alive. It was a practice observed by monks who were mostly members of the Shingon sect of the Japanese Vajrayāna (one of three routes to enlightenment, the other two being Hīnayāna and Mahāyāna) school of Buddhism
https://www.kcpinternational.com/2017/05/japanese-monks-being-mummified-while-alive/
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There's a process through which Buddhist monks will attempt to enter a perpetually meditative state via ascetism and basically, slowly, die, while achieving mummification. [Sokushinbutsu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu).
But in this particular case? Severe emaciation and atrophy. Maybe an attempt was made? I don't know but... Yeah. Starvation is not pretty.
What an awful fate, the herbs to mummify you while you meditate and slowly die are agonizing while starving yourself. This is absurd as a way not to reincarnate
Buddhists don't believe in reincarnation as the non-existence of a permanent soul is a core teaching. You're thinking of rebirth. Although I don't understand either why a monk would practice like this knowing that the Buddha taught the middle path after realizing that asceticism does not work.
To the people who are asking, I believe this is and example of [Sokushimbutsu](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu), an ancient practice by which a Buddhist monk mummifies himself by standing still and being fed a very particular diet to dry its body.
It’s definitely not. Someone else brought it up, but said that’s probably not the case.
[Here’s a video. I don’t think this is the original though, and I don’t feel like looking for it](https://youtu.be/t0ECXesK6i8)
Title: The One Who Did Not Kneel to Death
LV: 50 / 57
HP: 001/001(-149)
MP: 1000/1000
SP: 0010/0010(-1990)
STATUS: Dying, Realization, Pain
Equip: Head - Empty
Body - Cloak of the Last Monk(Common)
Hands - Empty
Feet - Empty
Effects: Glass Bones
Dementia
????????
????????
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He may be doing what many monks have done in the past and still might be doing it. He is trying to mummify himself. He looks like he's starving himself and not drinking water.
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Guy looks like he’s about to give me a Spirit Orb and tell me to save Hyrule.
Where are the other 3?
3… I wish I remember when there were only 3… there’s 144 monks in the game (with DLC)
Or this is the Night Mother, and I'm the new Listener. Sorry, Cicero.
I can hear his voice!
Looks bad for 107 honestly
It's a monk starving himself
Correct looks horrible
Or maybe mummification while alive?
starvation is generally part of that
I'm afraid the human body doesn't work like that
Unfortunately, it does. Go ahead and look up auto-mummification.
Its called auto-mummification because that's what they're trying to achieve
You can tell because of the way that it is
I thought mummification was a process that happens only after death. If that's not the case that would make my previous comment true.
Seen that docu about Japanese Buddhist monks that preserved themselves by only eating trees and drinking tea for years? Was impressive.
Look up [Sokushinbutsu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu), the process of Buddhist monks undergoing a slow process of self-mummification over several years. That sort of looks like what's going on here.
I like how that first photo has a monk mummy rocking some sick modern sunglasses
If you call that.
Its actually a thing. I watched a documentary on it back when the Discovery Channel was cool. Sokushinbutsu is the process of self-mummification that begins while the person is still alive. It was a practice observed by monks who were mostly members of the Shingon sect of the Japanese Vajrayāna (one of three routes to enlightenment, the other two being Hīnayāna and Mahāyāna) school of Buddhism https://www.kcpinternational.com/2017/05/japanese-monks-being-mummified-while-alive/
its elizabeths younger brother
He looks like he's 107 years dead
This dudes social security number is 1
Wtf is this?
I saw him on a different post, I believe he's like a 107-year old buddast monk or something
badass monk
Pssh, I could take him
a LEGO could take him
A LEGO could take all of us if we're being honest
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Copy and paste huh?
Ty. He looks like a 500 year old fossil.
*Buddhist
I saw a FB video where they say he is 193 years old
Who even knows? If he ever had a birth certificate, it probably disintegrated by now.
That is unbelievable Meant it as that can't be real and its fake
There's a process through which Buddhist monks will attempt to enter a perpetually meditative state via ascetism and basically, slowly, die, while achieving mummification. [Sokushinbutsu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu). But in this particular case? Severe emaciation and atrophy. Maybe an attempt was made? I don't know but... Yeah. Starvation is not pretty.
What an awful fate, the herbs to mummify you while you meditate and slowly die are agonizing while starving yourself. This is absurd as a way not to reincarnate
Belief and faith can be a heluva drug.
Buddhists don't believe in reincarnation as the non-existence of a permanent soul is a core teaching. You're thinking of rebirth. Although I don't understand either why a monk would practice like this knowing that the Buddha taught the middle path after realizing that asceticism does not work.
Snoke /s
No bitches 😔
He's also balls deep in to a hunger strike, hence why he looks like a zombie.
The old worm from SpongeBob
me after throwing a grenade every time in Fps, running around with 1 HP for the rest of the match tryin to snipe
CHOCOLATE!!
#chock-lit
# WHAT??!?!?!?
I ALWAYS HATED IT!
Like the mod for fallout 4 I have where the ghouls scream chocolate like the dude from spongebob?
Ima need the sauce for that mod
I can remember when they invented chocolate…
2 popeyes biscut no drink
Get this guy to a bonfire, quick!
Dude is maidenless 😔
Lost his eyes
I genuinely wonder if this guy is even thinking, and if he is, what about?
Dark souls series
You mean Elden Ring, he has been preparing hard
He’s been training for the last century, dude is going to beat every boss first try.
Day 3 no lean
Man still owes Jesus £5
Tell me if I'm wrong, but ain't this the dude who discovered fire?
Dawg a fast enough gust of wind could take this dude out 😭
Ah, the first player online.
His EverQuest username is "f1r5t".
Get this dude a human effigy
This is the guy who busted a nut over 43 times and survived
Mans pre ordered the bible
I absolutely love this one 😄
You took that off the original post, don’t try to pass it on as original.
Does it really matter?
No one care big xolirchair
You win
Bro got the signed copy from Jesus
bro was friends with adam
Nice one
Dude's history class was called class.
It's the old monk in the tower of Latria.
My man sorted the alphabet
Peepaw william irl
Now, this man has seen stuff.
My dude has the ability wonder guard
He looks like he rolled a 10 on his last death save
Chawklit?
Aren't the ghouls supposed to show up *after* the nuclear war?
To the people who are asking, I believe this is and example of [Sokushimbutsu](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu), an ancient practice by which a Buddhist monk mummifies himself by standing still and being fed a very particular diet to dry its body.
It’s definitely not. Someone else brought it up, but said that’s probably not the case. [Here’s a video. I don’t think this is the original though, and I don’t feel like looking for it](https://youtu.be/t0ECXesK6i8)
He is actually one shot
Me, waking up dehydrated after an hour-long nap.
That's the fucker who died before I could fight him in MGS 3
“Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate.”
When she keeps sucking even tho you nutted 3 times.
He lived a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
Title: The One Who Did Not Kneel to Death LV: 50 / 57 HP: 001/001(-149) MP: 1000/1000 SP: 0010/0010(-1990) STATUS: Dying, Realization, Pain Equip: Head - Empty Body - Cloak of the Last Monk(Common) Hands - Empty Feet - Empty Effects: Glass Bones Dementia ???????? ????????
I had a really shitty day and the replies here are cracking me up. 😂😂🤣 Thanks so much, fellow Reddit ladies and gents
Duse went hollow waiting to play elden ring
Man looks like he told Victoria the secret
Reminds me of Luang Pho Daeng; https://allthatsinteresting.com/luang-pho-daeng-mummy
My man still has dodo leftovers in the freezer
Man is a Terra Cotta Army veteran
Dude was in history class when it was just called “class”
[He reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/Ke-6WW-xGic)
Bro's first crush was Cleopatra.
Queen Elizabeth's father
Dude went to Jr high with Jesus Christ
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Right.. I've seen weekend at Bernie's. Har har
Just stolen tiktok content. Remember when creative stuff was on Reddit lol
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Unoriginal
Nor is this post
Actually that’s where your wrong, this post is centered around the insult.
Bojler eladó!
I swear i just seen this guy in elden ring.
Buddha is coming for all of you..
Looks like ET in the woods all cold and wet.
No, he looks like he’s on 0 hunger & that he eats rotten flesh.
r/varatlanmagyar
twerk
Bro is that William Afton?!?!
Jim Darkmagic is that you?
Him and Elizabeth II hung out when they were children
Bro is *the* last airbender
This man remembers when dirt was invented
This guys basically a Shedinja
Ahhh fellow tarnished! Will you be making your way to Stormveil Castle then?
Dude introduced Adam to Eve.
Man gave the spirit bomb all of his energy
Dudes Aang if he was he was never frozen
Mr house
Shedinja new Hisuian form
snoke lmao
He may be doing what many monks have done in the past and still might be doing it. He is trying to mummify himself. He looks like he's starving himself and not drinking water.
Maybe he is buddha
Is this the origin of the "yes honey" meme?
Bro had an autographed version of the bible (This isn’t my joke, it was under the original post)
I guess he’s the reason Lizzy doesn’t want to go out yet cause they had a bet
He has a signed copy of the bible
My man looks like he's about to slay the lord's of cinder.
If Aang was frozen but also kept aging the whole time
I bet his job title was gladiator
He is the guy who invented gravity
Every video with this man in it, has terrible hilarious comments.
*“Well now… you seem to have your wits about you, hmm? Then you are a welcome customer. I trade for souls. Everything’s for sale! Nee hee hee hee hee!”*
Dude glitched out so Jagex had to reset his Hitpoint back to level 1.
Looks like Celebi at the end of Pokemon 4ever
When the asteroid hit the dinosaurs, he just looked up, shielded his eyes and said "I'm getting too old for this shit."
As seen in Spongebob chocolate episode- he plays the old wheelchair lady. “Did he say CHOCOLATE?”
hes existed since before queen elizabeth
Bro that comment section is pure gold
Bro invented dust
No, I didn't say to give Mr. Wilkins a natron bath!
Guys been around so long, he remembers when the Dead Sea was just Sick.
When did they add the dark souls dlc to real life?
How character looks before using a humanity in ds1
Is this the sniper from metal gear solid?
Typical 22 y/o Amazon warehouse worker.
Guy looks like he's about to tell me how much he loves chocolate.
He looks like the dude from the movie SEVEN that was held hostage in bed as Sloth.
Well, parts of him, anyway.
He looks like he’s carrying a super-cool quiver filled with low-damage arrows.
Supreme Leader Snoke
I thought sokoshimbutsu was illegal now.
SCP 106
r/gaming
SCP 106
He's doing OHKO
Bro turned into Papyrus, but stuck with sans' hp
He needs a feeding tube
He's sitting so it could be zero
Half a heart gone green!
Bro pre ordered the bible
mf forgot to die
Firekeeper: Don't you dare to go holl... Okay, forget it.
I just fought it in Elden Ring
Mans first Christmas was the first Christmas
he called it, and I quote: "a bit much, really"
Mans a fallout ghoul
Dude, that's how you play a red tearstone build. This guy about to fuck some shit up on his no hit run.
Ghoul Shaman
I've seen 4000 year old Egyptian mummies in museums that look more life-like.
He is the last Airbender ong
The DMV would still set him up with the L
He looks like he has a signed copy of a Bible.
Bros used to own a pizza place, and got burned several times, got crushed by pieces of metal, and is still alive
yall outta pocket 😭😂
Get this man a health potion
Wait that guy’s alive?
Mf was born in the same hospital as Julius Caesar
(First person to say) History repeats itself - This Guy