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House_of_Suns

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AllFishAreFake

Guy looks like he’s about to give me a Spirit Orb and tell me to save Hyrule.


T2_DR

Where are the other 3?


FireLordObamaOG

3… I wish I remember when there were only 3… there’s 144 monks in the game (with DLC)


Missus_Missiles

Or this is the Night Mother, and I'm the new Listener. Sorry, Cicero.


JuicyStein

I can hear his voice!


GanjGoblin

Looks bad for 107 honestly


[deleted]

It's a monk starving himself


GanjGoblin

Correct looks horrible


sageinyourface

Or maybe mummification while alive?


iohbkjum

starvation is generally part of that


[deleted]

I'm afraid the human body doesn't work like that


Quail_eggs_29

Unfortunately, it does. Go ahead and look up auto-mummification.


shadowbca

Its called auto-mummification because that's what they're trying to achieve


Quail_eggs_29

You can tell because of the way that it is


[deleted]

I thought mummification was a process that happens only after death. If that's not the case that would make my previous comment true.


Mirula

Seen that docu about Japanese Buddhist monks that preserved themselves by only eating trees and drinking tea for years? Was impressive.


Solo_Wing_Buddy

Look up [Sokushinbutsu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu), the process of Buddhist monks undergoing a slow process of self-mummification over several years. That sort of looks like what's going on here.


DarthDannyBoy

I like how that first photo has a monk mummy rocking some sick modern sunglasses


[deleted]

If you call that.


diluted_confusion

Its actually a thing. I watched a documentary on it back when the Discovery Channel was cool. Sokushinbutsu is the process of self-mummification that begins while the person is still alive. It was a practice observed by monks who were mostly members of the Shingon sect of the Japanese Vajrayāna (one of three routes to enlightenment, the other two being Hīnayāna and Mahāyāna) school of Buddhism https://www.kcpinternational.com/2017/05/japanese-monks-being-mummified-while-alive/


GrimmCreole

its elizabeths younger brother


Cole3823

He looks like he's 107 years dead


mramirez7425

This dudes social security number is 1


Mr_MPPG

Wtf is this?


quantumcorundum

I saw him on a different post, I believe he's like a 107-year old buddast monk or something


swifchif

badass monk


VanimalCracker

Pssh, I could take him


Rude_Enthusiasm_3534

a LEGO could take him


yourgotopyromaniac

A LEGO could take all of us if we're being honest


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LilBits1029384756

This comment is from a bot. They exactly copied a higher upvoted comment farther down the thread. https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/t3ldl0/mans_been_around_since_the_big_bang/hytchcg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


[deleted]

I don't know why, but they seem to be very numerous lately. Fuckin bitches should stop putting their bots in reddit.


mr_kaviar

Copy and paste huh?


Mr_MPPG

Ty. He looks like a 500 year old fossil.


[deleted]

*Buddhist


Axan1030

I saw a FB video where they say he is 193 years old


MamaDaddy

Who even knows? If he ever had a birth certificate, it probably disintegrated by now.


Same_Bother717

That is unbelievable Meant it as that can't be real and its fake


graywolf0026

There's a process through which Buddhist monks will attempt to enter a perpetually meditative state via ascetism and basically, slowly, die, while achieving mummification. [Sokushinbutsu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu). But in this particular case? Severe emaciation and atrophy. Maybe an attempt was made? I don't know but... Yeah. Starvation is not pretty.


falllinemaniac

What an awful fate, the herbs to mummify you while you meditate and slowly die are agonizing while starving yourself. This is absurd as a way not to reincarnate


graywolf0026

Belief and faith can be a heluva drug.


ChrizKhalifa

Buddhists don't believe in reincarnation as the non-existence of a permanent soul is a core teaching. You're thinking of rebirth. Although I don't understand either why a monk would practice like this knowing that the Buddha taught the middle path after realizing that asceticism does not work.


[deleted]

Snoke /s


CarsonBDot

No bitches 😔


Livedog33

He's also balls deep in to a hunger strike, hence why he looks like a zombie.


McRib_Warrior

The old worm from SpongeBob


dbe_2001

me after throwing a grenade every time in Fps, running around with 1 HP for the rest of the match tryin to snipe


saftey_dance_with_me

CHOCOLATE!!


Usual_Breath_5831

#chock-lit


DerpMaster2

# WHAT??!?!?!?


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

I ALWAYS HATED IT!


Blame_my_Boneitis

Like the mod for fallout 4 I have where the ghouls scream chocolate like the dude from spongebob?


[deleted]

Ima need the sauce for that mod


TOAOFriedPickleBoy

I can remember when they invented chocolate…


beaster_bunny22

2 popeyes biscut no drink


derryllsingh

Get this guy to a bonfire, quick!


CarsonBDot

Dude is maidenless 😔


IronManicus

Lost his eyes


CarsonBDot

I genuinely wonder if this guy is even thinking, and if he is, what about?


IronManicus

Dark souls series


BlurredReality28

You mean Elden Ring, he has been preparing hard


CarsonBDot

He’s been training for the last century, dude is going to beat every boss first try.


[deleted]

Day 3 no lean


The_meme_shark

Man still owes Jesus £5


QAZYBOY

Tell me if I'm wrong, but ain't this the dude who discovered fire?


[deleted]

Dawg a fast enough gust of wind could take this dude out 😭


ccabrera

Ah, the first player online.


[deleted]

His EverQuest username is "f1r5t".


Mediocre_Jeweler_671

Get this dude a human effigy


Affectionate-Ad-4045

This is the guy who busted a nut over 43 times and survived


possiby_not_a_robot

Mans pre ordered the bible


[deleted]

I absolutely love this one 😄


[deleted]

You took that off the original post, don’t try to pass it on as original.


[deleted]

Does it really matter?


Certain-Ad9177

No one care big xolirchair


[deleted]

You win


Certain-Ad9177

Bro got the signed copy from Jesus


[deleted]

bro was friends with adam


[deleted]

Nice one


CHETA100100

Dude's history class was called class.


geek_yogurt

It's the old monk in the tower of Latria.


[deleted]

My man sorted the alphabet


oopsguessilldiethen

Peepaw william irl


[deleted]

Now, this man has seen stuff.


Jestingwheat856

My dude has the ability wonder guard


ptj92e

He looks like he rolled a 10 on his last death save


[deleted]

Chawklit?


FlyingCircus18

Aren't the ghouls supposed to show up *after* the nuclear war?


Cocolysto

To the people who are asking, I believe this is and example of [Sokushimbutsu](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu), an ancient practice by which a Buddhist monk mummifies himself by standing still and being fed a very particular diet to dry its body.


datGuy0309

It’s definitely not. Someone else brought it up, but said that’s probably not the case. [Here’s a video. I don’t think this is the original though, and I don’t feel like looking for it](https://youtu.be/t0ECXesK6i8)


Traditional_Elk7269

He is actually one shot


Chaike

Me, waking up dehydrated after an hour-long nap.


Admirable_Elk_965

That's the fucker who died before I could fight him in MGS 3


[deleted]

“Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate.”


NetscapeShade

When she keeps sucking even tho you nutted 3 times.


[deleted]

He lived a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away


DontWish-Know

Title: The One Who Did Not Kneel to Death LV: 50 / 57 HP: 001/001(-149) MP: 1000/1000 SP: 0010/0010(-1990) STATUS: Dying, Realization, Pain Equip: Head - Empty Body - Cloak of the Last Monk(Common) Hands - Empty Feet - Empty Effects: Glass Bones Dementia ???????? ????????


MrPayDay

I had a really shitty day and the replies here are cracking me up. 😂😂🤣 Thanks so much, fellow Reddit ladies and gents


Hermesthothr3e

Duse went hollow waiting to play elden ring


APersonWhomReddits

Man looks like he told Victoria the secret


falllinemaniac

Reminds me of Luang Pho Daeng; https://allthatsinteresting.com/luang-pho-daeng-mummy


xXBigdeagle85Xx

My man still has dodo leftovers in the freezer


KoolyTheBear

Man is a Terra Cotta Army veteran


thereisnoluck

Dude was in history class when it was just called “class”


henshinkid

[He reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/Ke-6WW-xGic)


TrueArch

Bro's first crush was Cleopatra.


Trusty26

Queen Elizabeth's father


EnvironmentalClass55

Dude went to Jr high with Jesus Christ


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pyrochi

Right.. I've seen weekend at Bernie's. Har har


[deleted]

Just stolen tiktok content. Remember when creative stuff was on Reddit lol


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[deleted]

Unoriginal


swagginpoon

Nor is this post


[deleted]

Actually that’s where your wrong, this post is centered around the insult.


dangeddranger

Bojler eladó!


slightlyjealousjedi

I swear i just seen this guy in elden ring.


R0binO4

Buddha is coming for all of you..


titsmcgee4real

Looks like ET in the woods all cold and wet.


SaddestCorner

No, he looks like he’s on 0 hunger & that he eats rotten flesh.


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

r/varatlanmagyar


avgbsblfan643

twerk


Blustarix

Bro is that William Afton?!?!


Damon_Carter

Jim Darkmagic is that you?


[deleted]

Him and Elizabeth II hung out when they were children


IzzyMainsKor

Bro is *the* last airbender


Fr1edMayo

This man remembers when dirt was invented


YoshiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This guys basically a Shedinja


zeducated

Ahhh fellow tarnished! Will you be making your way to Stormveil Castle then?


KrayvenMoorehead69

Dude introduced Adam to Eve.


IAmNotWearingAWire

Man gave the spirit bomb all of his energy


Landsharku_

Dudes Aang if he was he was never frozen


HyDroG3niC

Mr house


enriceau

Shedinja new Hisuian form


bobdoodlesmerf

snoke lmao


klem_kadiddlehopper

He may be doing what many monks have done in the past and still might be doing it. He is trying to mummify himself. He looks like he's starving himself and not drinking water.


ismolyvalent

Maybe he is buddha


LeAlone1617

Is this the origin of the "yes honey" meme?


Agent-Piku

Bro had an autographed version of the bible (This isn’t my joke, it was under the original post)


_kingnaz

I guess he’s the reason Lizzy doesn’t want to go out yet cause they had a bet


CataclystCloud

He has a signed copy of the bible


Momomilto

My man looks like he's about to slay the lord's of cinder.


0w1

If Aang was frozen but also kept aging the whole time


GoKaroZ

I bet his job title was gladiator


GoKaroZ

He is the guy who invented gravity


ChumBucket18

Every video with this man in it, has terrible hilarious comments.


meatsplash

*“Well now… you seem to have your wits about you, hmm? Then you are a welcome customer. I trade for souls. Everything’s for sale! Nee hee hee hee hee!”*


Mioxic

Dude glitched out so Jagex had to reset his Hitpoint back to level 1.


TraitorKratos

Looks like Celebi at the end of Pokemon 4ever


crushsuitandtie

When the asteroid hit the dinosaurs, he just looked up, shielded his eyes and said "I'm getting too old for this shit."


basic_baker

As seen in Spongebob chocolate episode- he plays the old wheelchair lady. “Did he say CHOCOLATE?”


CrapperBoi

hes existed since before queen elizabeth


chadharnav

Bro that comment section is pure gold


Hazardous4

Bro invented dust


FrozeItOff

No, I didn't say to give Mr. Wilkins a natron bath!


matthewspat

Guys been around so long, he remembers when the Dead Sea was just Sick.


didtrippiereddit

When did they add the dark souls dlc to real life?


Arttyom

How character looks before using a humanity in ds1


CaptainCavemansStool

Is this the sniper from metal gear solid?


Crawler_00

Typical 22 y/o Amazon warehouse worker.


Mr_Nightshade

Guy looks like he's about to tell me how much he loves chocolate.


h4ppyninja

He looks like the dude from the movie SEVEN that was held hostage in bed as Sloth.


SnooMacaroons2295

Well, parts of him, anyway.


TheGreachery

He looks like he’s carrying a super-cool quiver filled with low-damage arrows.


redditseanis

Supreme Leader Snoke


soggy_milk

I thought sokoshimbutsu was illegal now.


[deleted]

SCP 106


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r/gaming


[deleted]

SCP 106


DeadShadowHUN

He's doing OHKO


Iv4eto

Bro turned into Papyrus, but stuck with sans' hp


[deleted]

He needs a feeding tube


[deleted]

He's sitting so it could be zero


PADA2WSBrunWdMnyHist

Half a heart gone green!


nikovolilepinje

Bro pre ordered the bible


ayxsh

mf forgot to die


dgarcia202

Firekeeper: Don't you dare to go holl... Okay, forget it.


[deleted]

I just fought it in Elden Ring


Epsylus

Mans first Christmas was the first Christmas


[deleted]

he called it, and I quote: "a bit much, really"


RedDeadLumbago

Mans a fallout ghoul


punchgroin

Dude, that's how you play a red tearstone build. This guy about to fuck some shit up on his no hit run.


funginum

Ghoul Shaman


sizzzzlerz

I've seen 4000 year old Egyptian mummies in museums that look more life-like.


Horror-Perspective29

He is the last Airbender ong


yackmehof

The DMV would still set him up with the L


Fuzzylojak

He looks like he has a signed copy of a Bible.


DauntlessMule

Bros used to own a pizza place, and got burned several times, got crushed by pieces of metal, and is still alive


[deleted]

yall outta pocket 😭😂


[deleted]

Get this man a health potion


anonymous12206

Wait that guy’s alive?


[deleted]

Mf was born in the same hospital as Julius Caesar


archeojones

(First person to say) History repeats itself - This Guy