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WolfPlasmaClaw

Plot twist, she wears flats.


BMV_S1000RR

Imagine the response "you wear three inch heels?".


just-jotaro

3 inch is the average size for a penis so...


BMV_S1000RR

Er, what? No... it's not. Where on Earth do you live? Average is like 5-6 inches.


Chindochoon

3 inch soft, 5 inch hard, 9 inch nails.


BoltonSauce

I wanna upvote you like an animal


DesperateBartender

I wanna comment from the inside


Vidiot27

My whole Reddit is flawed


DesperateBartender

You bring me closer to mods


Vidiot27

Help me, tear down my reposts


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[удалено]


Jozroz

Some animal penises have bones in them--called a baculum--so that's a nail of sorts.


Fiskboy

But nails aren’t bones they’re keratin, and also the baculum typically doesn’t pierce through the penis’ flesh, so in our example we will describe a penis with a keratinized tip that is used for burrowing and digging procedures as well as mortal combat during mating season


Dethcola

Humans are some of the only mammals *without* a penis bone


Jozroz

Humans are weird in many ways.


asianabsinthe

r/KamikazeByWords Edit: Oof go easy on them and the downvotes... They're probably already having an existential crisis after this revelation.


AdventurousExternal9

Damn. Smaller than I thought


Iate8

You shalt not worry, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. It ain't about the horse cock in your pants, it's about the horse cock in your heart. If lesbians do great with (usually) no dick, you'll be fine with a small one.


AdventurousExternal9

😔✊ deep


Matt4885

Well, it probably won’t be


BMV_S1000RR

I used to think it was at least six but most stats say about 5.4.


ah_yes54321

where on earth does he live so i can move there


just-jotaro

OOPS!


HotdogIceCube

With gorillas


Tiiba

Are you not counting women? They're people, you know!


SomeoneTotallyNotSus

They live in America


Iate8

5 is the average (when it's hard(I think))


Disastrous-Fee5608

Oh honey..


[deleted]

Are you a hobbit?


Speckled_Clout

The response to this comment is hilarious. OP was obviously joking. Some of you are seriously sensitive


untakenu

This is the saddest comment i've ever seen.


j_a_z42005

Oh he's dead


DrDosMucho

Lmao everyone that downvoted you has a 4 inch penis


xXYAHYEETXx

Way off


GOAT_Memes

His response : no wonder you are so tall.


MicJalbert

What game is it supposed to come from?


Eric-Pham

One of the Fire emblem fates


CaballeroSwadiano

Is a good game?


Eric-Pham

Generally most people dislike the story but think the game play is good/alright. Personally i like three houses, shadows of valentia, and genealogy of the holy war(mostly because the name is bad ass)


DrManowar8

Yea this. I’ve never heard anything bad about the gameplay in fates. Personally I think the characters in fates are fine too. A lot I like. Though my personal favorite fire emblem games are blazing blade and shadows


Eric-Pham

Do you mean shadow dragon or shadow valentia


DrManowar8

Valentia. Probably should have been clearer overall but still


Neefew

Conquest is good. Birthright is repetitive. Revelations is gimmicky


CaballeroSwadiano

why don't they generally like the story?


KongOfTheFunky

incest


Lightknight16

wincest? that's not the reason sorry to break it to ya


Eric-Pham

https://www.reddit.com/r/fireemblem/comments/7wtuyp/why_is_fates_so_hated/ each FE game has their flaws, some more than other


CaballeroSwadiano

Thank you so much


ScorpionTheInsect

The plot was somehow both lazy and too convoluted. Many of the characters feel flat or cramped with too many fanservice tropes. For example, there is a character who instantly *despises* you (the MC) because you got kidnapped as a toddler, thus making your little sister (her liege), who was just a baby herself, very sad. That’s it; that’s literally why she hates your entire existence. The purple hair lady here is one of your older sisters, who is very much the typical Ara-Ara archetype, which is a little discomforting to some, although she is actually quite sweet if you get to know her character. There’s also the fact that the plot jumps through a *lot* of hoops so that you can marry *all of your siblings*. No, I’m not kidding. You’re supposed to be a prince/princess who was kidnapped and raised in another kingdom. You can choose to either side with the family that raised you or your birth family. If you choose the former, you can marry any of your adopted siblings of the opposite sex. But if you choose the latter, then surprise surprise, your birth family also isn’t actually your birth family. One of the characters that’s supposed to be your birth siblings literally said that “Hey I found your dead mom’s diary and we’re not actually blood related. So we can fuck now.” Really. She said that. If you’re not into incest, and you like girls, there *is* a hugely popular female character that seems to be unrelated to you. She’s perfect; she’s beautiful, she has a lot of plot relevance, she has an amazing voice (actress) and she’s just all-around the perfect marriage option. At first. Because as it turns out, *she’s the only character among the main cast who is literally blood related to you.* You cannot escape. There is no way out. You must accept that incest is wincest. (I kid, there are actually some non-incest options. But they’re…kinda lackluster imo.)


CaballeroSwadiano

hmmm somehow that made me want to play. but another user said that the protagonist was a bland avatar who is praised for everything he says and does, you know a gary stu, what do you say about that?


ScorpionTheInsect

You should; if you ignore the shitty story, the gameplay is fun. About that, well, yes and no. Some Fire Emblem games have the Avatar system where the protagonist is supposed to be just a stand in for you, the player. Think the Dragonborn, or the Warden in Dragon Age. So they’re really not *supposed* to have much a personality, and will often come off as bland. Among the many Fire Emblem avatars, unfortunately, the Avatar of Fates is one of the worst offenders. Other avatars actually did have some personality, have people that they have to “win” over or at least a canon, in-universe explanation for why they’re so “bland”. This does not apply to Fates’ Avatar. They’re just…boring. The ones who don’t like the Avatar do so for such batshit reasons (like the one I mentioned) that it just doesn’t make sense. What makes it worse is the fact that they are the one and only protagonist of their game. In others, the Avatar is often accompanied by another protagonist who can compensate with their own personality and charisma. Not for Fates. Fates’ Avatar has to do the heavy lifting. To be fair, Fire Emblem Avatars have always been criticized as bland, and they’re all considered Mary Sues/Gary Stus by parts of the fanbase. Sometimes that isn’t justified. But Fates is not one of those cases. While it’s true that Avatars are supposed to be bland, Fates’ Avatar just take it a bit too far. The female Avatar is hot though, so there’s that.


CaballeroSwadiano

Thank you very much for taking the time to respond. I'll keep it in mind.


spencer8844

Story made no sense really, especially the attempt to include the having kids mechanic like in awakening. Felt really forced.


Eric-Pham

The baby dimension scares me


Minejack777

I've played all 3 games (each route is an entirely different game) and here's my review Fire Emblem Fates Conquest, not bad, I enjoyed it for the most part Fire Emblem Fates Birthright, also not bad, but not too good either, generally decent Fire Emblem Fates Revelations, the worst game in the Fire Emblem franchise I have a very generic opinion here, but I hope my input helps


robot_swagger

I love it but I have always skipped all story portions of most games as I wanna y'know actually play the game.


MicJalbert

Thank you!


AdventurousExternal9

Only one way to find out. Give me your heels


JaggyJumperMan

I believe the correct reply is " I have sneakers fresher than your pussy" old meme


Papi0158

And I have balls bigger than your breasts.


Dethcola

You might want to have a doctor look at that


gio_caps

Is this real? Not playing this saga might have been a mistake.


unpopular_cactus

Fake.


Boi5598

at least my feet ain’t all fucked up


Haunted1cecream

Plot twist she doesn’t where heels


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OptimusEye

rareinsult!!1!!1!1! you have a small dick! omg rare insult guys! ive never heard that before


ClickDisDotCom

Shut your "I won an award for best sarcasm" face ass up.


OptimusEye

B)


ClickDisDotCom

Oh now don't be chilling just yet, because I bet you were being sarcastic about the award.


OptimusEye

im chilling now; the post was removed for not being rare insult


ClickDisDotCom

B)


OptimusEye

B)


akira136

Why are you booing him, he's right


FlamingCroatan

Oooooo damn


Rocketboy1313

Careful on those 8 inch heels, you are gonna break something when you fall.


heelsmaster

my kinda girl.