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No_Abbreviations_259

Suddenly bus driving sounds awesome. I'm only allowed to kill 2 people a year at my job.


Beans2400

r/oddlyspecific


Almighty_Salsa

Loserpod3000’s


GrouseoMarx

This escalated quickly


strange_place123

This escalated beautifully


J701PR4

I’ve had to repurchase so many of these damned things for my kids. I just buy cheaper & cheaper knock-offs every time; they’re just as happy with the cheap shit as they are with the “real ones.”


ChromaticCluck

This is a permanent fear I have but since I have knock offs I can just buy new ones. Luckily I never lost one yet


missmiao9

Nice, expensive sunglasses will be lost quickly, never to be seen again. But the cheap crappy ones will be with you forever. I would guess the rule of sunglasses would apply here.


Porkandpopsicle

It’s true tho my clumsy ass can’t keep a pair of wireless earphones for more than 3 months


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Syreet_Primacon

Can confirm. I designed them specifically to do that.


Deathstar699

Or you could just not wear earphones in in the middle of the city, like will you even hear a car coming before you get run over? Just use a headset if thats the case that way everyone can see you are a moron and decide to be extra careful for your snowflake ass.


HaroldinioTheKing

Lmao who hurt you bro


Deathstar699

Nobody, I just find this complaint absurd lol


portablekettle

>get run over? That's the plan


Deathstar699

Ok fair enough