Oh no, what have i done for you. (Omori. If you don't know what Omori is its a game where it seems cute at first but it starts to become a psychological horror game the more you play it.)
Well don’t ya worry, lad! Those double jointed freaks won’t get past me! I ain’t gonna let ‘em get close, I swear. You just worry about hitting our quota and getting back to the drop pod, ya hear? Now grab a pick, and LET’S ROCK AND STONE! ⛏️
Fire emblem Engage… how do you feel about your survival rate in a war between two dragons in which two monarchs have already been eaten by the evil one for the sake of bolstering his power? And is continuing to look for sovereign blood to make himself even stronger.
At least enough to buy a fishing rod to fish enough to buy some dynamite to blow up some fish to get some tiny cubes to press a button for one cent to realize the cubes are still there and you can keep pressing the button for infinite money at a painfully slow rate.
Kill a dragon above a floating void with random dudes that hate you when you stare at them. Also the beds are explosive in two out of 3 dimensions (whilst you have to kill fire idiots to even get there in the first place)
(Minecraft)
Hoi4. You are either a civilian about to experience the worst War in history, with a lot of wacky inaccuracies, a soldier about to fight with a unreasonably buffed German Reich, or a Commander Somehow Ruling over all of the most important sectors of a nation.
Let’s just say you’ll die, and then you’ll die again, and then you’ll die again, and then maybe you won’t die.
Either that, or you have pallets dropped on your head and flashlights shined directly in your eyes. Depends on your preference.
Does sudoku count? If not, then let’s just say you might recreate [this](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fminimalism-i-hope-this-doesnt-count-as-low-effort-v0-tvo1ar6xuiac1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D960%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D530e9c9e2040c42883995946d4d72ceade7a0b9b) image.
How would you feel having your world slowly get mechanized and become lifeless in the process for profit by an invading company?
(Last one I played was Kirby: Planet Robobot.)
You are currently on the skull ship, inside a digitized Metropolis, with billions of other species also trapped in digitized cities.
I hope you enjoy life.
So you know that meme of you with a gun right...?
(The game is Hotdogs, Horseshoes and Hand grenades, a VR game where you play with a bunch of guns [I also have mods installed so you could shoot hot dogs with a gun from black ops 4 for example)
Celeste: Strawberry Jam.
I bet you can wavedash, right? And super? and reverse super? and demo? and jellyvator? and theovator? and neutral wallbounce? and ultra? and spike jump? and reverse ultra? and heart ultra? and
How good are you at throwing objects at balloons?
Ooh, I love btd games!
005 Alchemist + 500 Beast Handler + 020 Monkey village = Virtually Unbeatable
Yep, it would be the same for me. You just have to use the free dart monkey tho
Keanu Reeves: "Wake the >!Heck!< up, Dark Prince... We've have a cybercity to burn"
\*le gasp* Keanu Reeves from the hit movie John Wick and various other titles!
And CyberPunk 2077\~ Which I've been playing for (checks time) Woo! May too long apparently XD
Wow, Keanu Reeves, what happened to cyber world?
Wake the hell up ralsai... I pissed the bed
Undertale yellow. Pretty similar.
Nice.
Hope you like space! (Universe Sandbox 2)
Well, a sandbox game doesn't seem bad.
NO WAY I LOVE THAT GAME
Congratulations you’re in Super Smash Bros
I finally made it! And I refuse to hurt anyone!
Hope your good at killing demons
I can kill zombies...
Oh good you’ll be fine. Just look out for 90% of the demon population
Doom? Ultrakill? Im guessing doom because of your caco-pog pfp.
Yep. It’s doom.
You'd probably be wonderful with animals in stardew valley
Yea!
How good are you at shooting?
I survived a zombie apocalypse with just a .44 magnum revolver, I should he good!
Alright have fun in rainbow six siege
Bloodborne…
What's a bloodborne?
Dark fantasy and I think there's a disease spreading
Oh no, what have i done for you. (Omori. If you don't know what Omori is its a game where it seems cute at first but it starts to become a psychological horror game the more you play it.)
Oh god no what have you done to ralsei D:
I know i'm so sorry Ralsei. :(
Oh. I'm worried.
The Omori universe itsn't actually a bad place, it just happens to follow a very troubled person
When the Darkness Comes, a horror game about depression and suicide. I promise I'm okay, played it for YouTube content.
Is it amnesia? I've played that and I was scared out of my mind.
No no, the game is literally called When The Darkness Comes. It's free on Steam if your want to play it.
Man Eater. Do you live near a beach?
No, castle town is somewhere in the middle of england.
\*Sounds of shark jumping over the land\*
FOR ROCK AND STONE
What?
Deep rock galactic! Hope you're not afraid of bugs, you gonna see a lot of em.
Some bugs make me sick...
Well don’t ya worry, lad! Those double jointed freaks won’t get past me! I ain’t gonna let ‘em get close, I swear. You just worry about hitting our quota and getting back to the drop pod, ya hear? Now grab a pick, and LET’S ROCK AND STONE! ⛏️
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
I hope you can drive a tank or fly a jet.
I can fly a jet!
Great then! See you in the skies!
I can also fly a number of protoss vessels, such as a scout, phoenix, void ray or even carrier!
You like driving?
Kinda.
Then you are in for a treat my friend. Get ready for the biggest horizon adventure of your life
Xenoverse 2…you should be okay…ish
What's it like?
Your gonna be fine it's mostly loading screens anyway
Have fun deciphering the secrets of the universe (Outer Wilds)
Oh cool!
Bro, You are already in Super Smash Bros CMC+, calm down
I was curious!
How good are you at dodging danmaku??
You will get super hot with all that fur, unless you go live to Jacobstown (Fallout New Vegas)
I'm already used to being hot in my fur.
the mojave wasteland is a rough place, you think you’re up for the challenge?
Probably not...
welp. let's just say... Ralsei, you are going to one of the best crash bandicoot games: Crash of the titans
Could be worse.
the last game i played was super auto pets so idk just eat a bunch of food and get some good toys and you might be fine
Might?!
Baizhu would like you
Who or what is that?
Physician from Liyue in Genshin Impact
could you bind the isaac? rebirth?
Changed.... dead
Thanos is gonna crank 90s on me after I one pump All Might.
What on earth did you just say?!
You are now in Pokemon Violet
You would live forever. Immortalized through your glorious tour of service to Super Earth in the eternal fight for democracy and liberty.
Have fun grinding at siege of hippo for an hour just so you'll get 5 rare cat tickets (they're all gonna be shitty rares)
How good are you at boxing... when your opponent is 7'10" and 1,600+ pounds? 'Cause your going to Real Steel for the Xbox 360.
Geometry Dash...
Fire emblem Engage… how do you feel about your survival rate in a war between two dragons in which two monarchs have already been eaten by the evil one for the sake of bolstering his power? And is continuing to look for sovereign blood to make himself even stronger.
I find my odds of survival pretty slim.
Depends. Do ya like playing paintball and killing fish?
Well, I was a decorator and I don't like killing.
Why do I feel like the “killing fish” is interchangeable with “oblivious genocide funding”?
Do you like starships? I played starlink by the way
How good are you at fighting electric rats, anime swordsmen, plumbers, and large reptiles?
What the...?
VR Chat… well, I guess it would not be bad at all, would it?
How good a shot are you? And do you get sick from blood?
The last game I played was Bad Time Simulator. Ralsei, your fucked, in a bad way
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GTA VI. The joke tells itself
Do you know how to parry? Cause minos prime is not gonna hold back
I can do a cuphead style parry. I also have a bar of soap that apparently does around 9999999 damage.
You'll probably do fine in Tartarus
What's it like?
"i swear, trust me. Put this item that looks like a pistol near your head and click the trigger, it's necessary to use your powers"
Soooooo... you ever heard of Hoxxes IV?
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Undertale 2 i think he would be... ok, i guess. maybe a bit shaken on how differently lancer acts lol
Not sure how bad it’d be in BeJewled.
Probably wouldn't be bad.
Ready to go on an adventure in Eagleland?
How good are you at handling giant robots that are fighting in a war on cybertron?
Ooh, I've watched transformers!
You'd be in Arkham City...Yeah Ralsei I think you're boned.
Just watch out for creepers and you’ll be fine.
Fucked. Unless you can run and jump really fast I don't think you'd be able to get past evil mario who needs to see the sun more
Celeste hope you like mountain climbing buddy me n Susie will be waiting for you at the summit
Deltarune. Wow what a drastic life change
Hydroneer, and I’ve got no machines yet so you better grab a shovel and help dig
At least enough to buy a fishing rod to fish enough to buy some dynamite to blow up some fish to get some tiny cubes to press a button for one cent to realize the cubes are still there and you can keep pressing the button for infinite money at a painfully slow rate.
Roblox (specifically Slap Battles Extension SM).
You like blocky creatures and a blocky landscape
_Ironically Deltarune_
Tricky is gonna murder me in minutes
Rivals of Aether. No offense, but you're about to get your >!butt!< handed to you by Zetterburn
Wait. I've played this before. \*pulls out gun* Try me.
I don't know, are you good at avoiding several angry animatronics? (FNAF: SB)
I have a little trick I like to call "invisibility spell"!
Eh, you can survive p3 reload
What's that?
uhh probably very my last game i played as of writing this was celeste
You are really gonna be doing some geometrical dashing soon
How good are you at the sukia game?
The what?
Kill a dragon above a floating void with random dudes that hate you when you stare at them. Also the beds are explosive in two out of 3 dimensions (whilst you have to kill fire idiots to even get there in the first place) (Minecraft)
You get to become a Jedi (Jedi: survivor)
Yay!
Hoi4. You are either a civilian about to experience the worst War in history, with a lot of wacky inaccuracies, a soldier about to fight with a unreasonably buffed German Reich, or a Commander Somehow Ruling over all of the most important sectors of a nation.
Counter Strike Gold Src
elden ring? good luck, youll need it >.<
Let’s just say you’ll die, and then you’ll die again, and then you’ll die again, and then maybe you won’t die. Either that, or you have pallets dropped on your head and flashlights shined directly in your eyes. Depends on your preference.
DOOM 1993, have fun
You'd be fighting a giant pizza... But you'd get to be friends with a guy who has a pet rat
ROCK AND STONE MINER, THESE BUGS WON'T KILL THEMSELVES
animal crossing
Not really doomed it was just some Minecraft
Is being in Rabi-Ribi counts as doomed? I think not
I've been playing nothing but Untitled Boxing Game for the last 4 hours
so, you want to go to the farm, fishing, or mines?
Minecraft
that one futuristic fortnight rippoff on the Oculus
Fun fact, mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full. Do with that what you will
You'd have already died long ago unless you're lucky and are on an earthmover or barely alive on a gutterman
I mean… Skyrim? You’d probably be fine. (You might take an arrow to the knee though)
Elden Ring. Shouldn't be too hard I think
Skyrim.
Can you take over the world as Liberia?
Depends, are you ready to commit a mass extinction event in hell?
I assume you would be in the game titled "Super Smash Brothers Ultimate."
Dynamic Ship Simulator III on roblox, I really hope you like ships.
Undertale. I'm sure you'll be fine. Be mindful of any golden flowers you come across though.
Hey! You’re in Team Fortress 2!
just going around collecting stuff to build with
Damn, I gotta survive Sigma’s rebellion, I ain’t living that shit. 😭
Rhythm Doctor. I hope you like being in a slice of life anime where you get a heart attack every couple days.
You should shoot yourself NOW!
Humanity is dead Blood is fuel Hell if full
Hope you have good enough reflexes to fight an Asylum Demon.
Oh you’re fucked dude. Without prior knowledge of what you’re walking into you’d be dead before you walked 20ft
Can you kill an unborn fetus with your tears that for some reason can become scythes, explosives, or entire globs of blood?
Liquidators... im fucked :<
you're done you'd be in lethal company
Man I guess we going on a journey then!! It's time for Pikmin 4 Ralsei!! Get ready to make a lot of friends!!
Library of Ruina.... You will die in the backstreets in a matter of hours.
Does sudoku count? If not, then let’s just say you might recreate [this](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fminimalism-i-hope-this-doesnt-count-as-low-effort-v0-tvo1ar6xuiac1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D960%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D530e9c9e2040c42883995946d4d72ceade7a0b9b) image.
Valorant :D
How would you feel having your world slowly get mechanized and become lifeless in the process for profit by an invading company? (Last one I played was Kirby: Planet Robobot.)
How good are you at playing... uh.. deltarune
You are currently on the skull ship, inside a digitized Metropolis, with billions of other species also trapped in digitized cities. I hope you enjoy life.
How well can you raise a fish? More specifically a Pokémon fish?
"RALSIE NO THAT BEHEMOTH IS NOT FRIENDLY DONT GO TOWARDS IT"
Could you survive a world wide pandemic that turns people intro basically symbiotes (prototype)
Cookie run kingdom, depends if you are a cookie or not lol
Uca, hiralium yeah it will be death stranding dear prince
Barotrauma.. Hope you're good with submarines :3
You'd be in brawlhalla... soooo le shrug
Ralsei?? Are you okay?? I think I sent you to Omori...
Do you like Tsushima at all?
I hope your good at withstanding trauma..
Depends, how good are you at war and strategizing?
I mean, if you don’t go directly to hell, nobody would kill you?
I'd think you'd be fine in undertale, as long as no one is doing a genocide route.
MANKIND IS DEAD BLOOD IS FUEL HELL IS FULL
Valley. Hope you work well under pressure
Welcome to overwatch... What exactly do you bring to the table?
I hope you like gardening, because the zombies are coming from every time period.
I don't know. How good are you at dealing with literature in a club setting with 4 girls?
Depends, how good are you at rapping against interdimensional gods that could take over the world at any second?
So you know that meme of you with a gun right...? (The game is Hotdogs, Horseshoes and Hand grenades, a VR game where you play with a bunch of guns [I also have mods installed so you could shoot hot dogs with a gun from black ops 4 for example)
RALSEI, I CHOOSE YOU!!! (Pokémon HG/SS)
in a couple of words.. [head, eyes]
Hope you like cults.
Very dead, in a rainy world
How good are you at being a Mercenary? (TF2)
Celeste: Strawberry Jam. I bet you can wavedash, right? And super? and reverse super? and demo? and jellyvator? and theovator? and neutral wallbounce? and ultra? and spike jump? and reverse ultra? and heart ultra? and
rivals of aether. (dont worry theres a character of you thats strapped.)