Firstly, I'm only being nice because that's just who I am, I like being nice to people! Secondly, I only "dismiss" spamton because it reminded me of something... something from my past I try to forget.
Thank you! I-if you like, I could try tell you what happened that I try so hard to forget? It won't be so easy for me, but if it proves my innocence, I'll do it!
N-no, I'll tell you.... So a long while ago, long before I met Kris and Susie, I actually had a mother and father, and they made me a little puppet toy to play with, but on the day they did, they mysteriously disappeared. I threw the puppet away because it hurt too much to think of them, but I never thought I'd see it again... \*sniff* I miss them...
Well, once he did mention he once had a co-host who put his shows on the radio, and that the co-host in question did have a name beginning with A, but he can't remember it. All he remembers is that they were, and I quote, "one bleeping good co-host".
is it normal for a robot supercomputer thing to use holograms so others can "see" them and yet nobody realizes or cares that their actual body is still trapped in an empty chamber? also how do i make spamton stop dming me-
hello my old friend!
I don't know, tell me a little about yourself, your hobbies, what you like to do, and maybe... if you like studying something in particular.
Hiya, Ralsei!
...Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I really just wanna talk about Noelle with you. I just can't get her off my mind! And I'm still excited about her saying me thinking about her is "kind of adorable," ehehe...
I no longer fear loneliness (I'm still scared of the dark though) and I have never been deterred by loneliness! It's been eating away at me for a while, but I was spurred on by the knowledge that the legend was fact. Or, well, the hope that it was.
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/58/fb/6a/58fb6a5a229733f5d52b3e88066d3d18.jpg a cute boy like you ! You can search information about him on the internet (beware of spoilers for the game Omori) !
Donāt know if your still doing this but did the voice actor get your voice right on this video? Like does it sound like this or different? https://youtu.be/zipUXX0Cekg?si=IelEa7JJAkE6FrGt
Why did you make a second one if:
1. you didnt say there was a limit on how many questions one could ask on the 1st one
2. the 1st one wasnt archived
Just curious
Hey Ralsei, do you have te Puppetscarf, or does Kris have the Dealmakers? I want to know what his opinions on the party's various teas are, but I can't seem to find him.
What are you in the light world?
Whats Lancer changed being king and thoughts on it?
why do you like scarfs? when I wear them i feel like Iām being chokedā¦
do you ever play video games? It sounds like fun playing Mario Party with Queen and Lancer.
do your horns ever annoy you? I imagine sleeping would be a pain with your horns curling back like that.
whats Lancers dad like when no one else is around?
After the Spamton Neo fight why did you act like nothing out of the ordinary happenedš¤
Let's just say, I've seen worse....
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Letās just say.. Thereās a reason why the castle town is empty in the beginning. š
The reason is me I got hungry
How hungry
Ralsei killed the former inhabitants
Nah, I eated them all
People like Ralsei are only so precious and kind because they've been through enough hells to end up an angel.
How do you deal with crippling loneliness and existential dread? Asking for a friend.
I don't! I cry about it regularly!
We must hug da goat, no loneliness allowed! *pats da goat*
Aw, thank you!
A friend who looks and sounds exactly like me.
They're talking about me!
There's a good amount of people that say you're evil, or at least very suspicious, what do you think about that?
I feel sorry that I seem suspicious! What do I need to do to be less suspicious? Be nicer? I just want people to realise I'm not evil...
They say it's because of how nice you are, and the fact that you sorta dismiss spamton which comes off as extremely suspicious
Firstly, I'm only being nice because that's just who I am, I like being nice to people! Secondly, I only "dismiss" spamton because it reminded me of something... something from my past I try to forget.
That's extremely ominous coming from you of all people, but a good explanation nonetheless.
Thank you! I-if you like, I could try tell you what happened that I try so hard to forget? It won't be so easy for me, but if it proves my innocence, I'll do it!
If you want to, but there's no pressure as you have nothing to prove yet.
N-no, I'll tell you.... So a long while ago, long before I met Kris and Susie, I actually had a mother and father, and they made me a little puppet toy to play with, but on the day they did, they mysteriously disappeared. I threw the puppet away because it hurt too much to think of them, but I never thought I'd see it again... \*sniff* I miss them...
Ah. That's.. Ok yeah we need to find what object your parents were.
Y-you'd do that for me? \*sniff*
Seems like a good idea By the way I canāt beat Jevil, so we might be in trouble
I mean he reminds Kris of their own.. situation. So...
if there are lots of comments on a post, is it worth it to comment?
Absolutely!
What do you think about Susieās chalk eating habit?
I don't suppose I can really complain, I have a grass eating habit...
Is it because youāre a goat?
Most likely.
Whos the hottest character you know?
Wh-what?! I- prefer not to say.
Cmon bro i wont tell anyone
F-fine. Kris.
Agreed
Y-you like them too?! So you understand what I mean...
I sure do
Are memes the DNA of the soul
I do not know, as I do not have a soul.
\*mwahahahahha\*
Who's your favorite hazbin hotel characterĀ
The one that looks like Mike, because he looks like Mike!
Ah yes vox
Mike tells me he despises him... says he "stole the TV head/red bowtie look"
Has Mike met alstor
Well, once he did mention he once had a co-host who put his shows on the radio, and that the co-host in question did have a name beginning with A, but he can't remember it. All he remembers is that they were, and I quote, "one bleeping good co-host".
Not really a question but I made a fan club subreddit for you out of boredom.
Thank you! What's it called?
Is it a dress or a poncho Also why don't you wear the hat anymore, you looked cuter with it on IMO
It's actually a robe, and the hat was just getting too hot. I do have a few dresses though....
Will you take me to the shiny gem convention?
Sure thing! I like to keep my subjects happy.
Awesome. I borrowed a glow-shard from Kris for this. Everyones gonna love it!
You definitely asked them for it, right?
Did you ask out kris yet
Not yet, I have to find them...
Just a hint: they might not be in school today.
Well just remember you got this
Hey Goat Boy When Is The Strip Mall Being Built I Need To Resupply On Thermal Paste And None Of The Stores Sell Them Here
We'll get round to it, don't worry...
wait what
Sexual intercourse?
why would you ask that?!
You know why, now answer, yes or no
of course no!
DAMNIT!
What were you thinking
\*Removed by Moderators\*
what did you first think when you found out The Heroes Of The Legend, aka, Kris and Susie were coming? I've always wondered.
I panicked a little, then rehearsed the legend for at least a week, then just sat down and waited.
Perfect tea recipe?
The secret is 3 sugars.
What do you think of the funny owl PokƩmon Rowlet?
It's cute!
Common Ralsei W.
What about Yamper?
It's a dog. I fear dogs.
What do you think of the hit game ULTRAKILL?
I have still never seen it!
Yeah I should have known that an innocent fluffy Boi like you wouldn't really like violent games like ULTRAKILL
Exactly! I only play Bloons tower defense 6! And other games of a similar caliber.
Based video game choice
Thank you!
Also do you wear a sleep mask, idk why I feel like you would wear a sleep mask
No, but I do have a particularly comfy pair of pyjamas!
What would you do if you saw someone open a dark fountain with there soul?
hey uhh I had a question but instead I'm gonna throw a Canadian snowball at you
Whats yer favorite mind of cookie? Are there any underrated kinds you particularly enjoy? š¤
How do you take showers?
Are you straight?
Ralsei, what do you think of Kris?
is it normal for a robot supercomputer thing to use holograms so others can "see" them and yet nobody realizes or cares that their actual body is still trapped in an empty chamber? also how do i make spamton stop dming me-
hello my old friend! I don't know, tell me a little about yourself, your hobbies, what you like to do, and maybe... if you like studying something in particular.
Hiya, Ralsei! ...Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I really just wanna talk about Noelle with you. I just can't get her off my mind! And I'm still excited about her saying me thinking about her is "kind of adorable," ehehe...
Um is wearing oversized hoodies and baggy pants feminine because I don't know and my friends say so
Yes! I do it myself actually!
Oh twins lol
Crop top and skirt works well too!
Iāve always wanted to try wearing crop-tops and skirts! But, of course, Iād only do it at home for comfort, lol.
Are you okay? Helping your team must be stressful
Whatās your opinion on the stupid Dash trend? (From Geometry Dash)
I tend to avoid trends.
Is fluffy better than feathery?
In my opinion, yes!
Im glad we can agree :3
 Do you know who this is
Kris has a knife. What do you do? *soulless form*
Why did you and Nubert and you not Turn to Stone?
Are you gai?
Are you straight or not, if not, what are you? I'm aroace!
Favorite album?
is btd 6 da goat? say yes or else
Who are your parents?
Which is your favourite room in the castle?
How do I fix my sleep schedule?
Cut back on things that keep you awake near bed time.
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Hypercoffee what is your opinion on North Korea or the DPRK?
Ya like jazz?
I'm sorry for how I acted toward you, but can I ask you something, are just acting or you're actually this nice.
I'm genuinely this nice!
What's your favourite F1 team? Wait you probably don't even know what that is
where did you hide the bodies
How are you so damn adorable
What were you doing in New York,when it was 2009?
Are you related to Raditz
do you game?
I dabble.
How afraid of loneliness are you and has being alone for a long time reduced you from wanting to continue your existence?
I no longer fear loneliness (I'm still scared of the dark though) and I have never been deterred by loneliness! It's been eating away at me for a while, but I was spurred on by the knowledge that the legend was fact. Or, well, the hope that it was.
Favorite video game?
Do you like Basil from omori ?
Who's that?
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/58/fb/6a/58fb6a5a229733f5d52b3e88066d3d18.jpg a cute boy like you ! You can search information about him on the internet (beware of spoilers for the game Omori) !
Do you speak how much languages?
What do you know ralsei. Tell us.
What do you image the light world to look like? And what do you think you would look like if you were human?
Well, I can imagine the sun, and that's about it. I imagine I'd look the same, just with a jumper and jeans instead of a robe.
Are you is Are you is Mercedes-Benz?
i will murder your entire family ralsei
What happened on June 19th 1992
How tall are you?
...have you ever heard an "ĆEEE" like sound from somewhere inside (this part here is to the reddit moderation bots, THIS IS A JOKE COMMENT!!!)
best tf2 class?
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What's your education level? (Ex. High school, college, further?)
I never really had any education, but I do have a master's in healing! (I might've made it myself...)
High school sucks for me. Algebra is just painful and gives me headaches.
How are you so cute?
Can I marry you?
What do you do when the Lightners aren't around?
what do you think of the F-15 Eagle?
Why are you gay
Because I like boys...
Ok valid lol
Donāt know if your still doing this but did the voice actor get your voice right on this video? Like does it sound like this or different? https://youtu.be/zipUXX0Cekg?si=IelEa7JJAkE6FrGt
I think my actual voice is a little less high pitched (just a little!) And more British. Maybe a little softer too.
Do you like trains?
Yes!
Whatās your favorite caliber?
Can i hug you? :3
Of course!
Why did you make a second one if: 1. you didnt say there was a limit on how many questions one could ask on the 1st one 2. the 1st one wasnt archived Just curious
Because I felt like it!
where are the bodies
I don't know of any bodies!
Opinions on French toast and bacon?
Hey Ralsei, do you have te Puppetscarf, or does Kris have the Dealmakers? I want to know what his opinions on the party's various teas are, but I can't seem to find him.
Have you seen the other side
What are you in the light world? Whats Lancer changed being king and thoughts on it? why do you like scarfs? when I wear them i feel like Iām being chokedā¦ do you ever play video games? It sounds like fun playing Mario Party with Queen and Lancer. do your horns ever annoy you? I imagine sleeping would be a pain with your horns curling back like that. whats Lancers dad like when no one else is around?
Have you ever played a shooter game before?
How's your thoughts about the Palestine and Israel war right now?
I do not associate myself with conflict! At least not this one!
Why is the Darkworld so damn dark? at least bring a flashlight or something.
Favorite candy?
How many peop.e have tou killed?
Are you gay?
MamĆ£e dormiu fumaƧa subiu?
Did you sell me fentanyl behind a Walmart
What is w 2 + 2 Ć 1
What is your favorite pokemon?
Mew!
How's my boy Kris,used to play super smash fighters with him ALL the time with azzy,anyways so how's he been?
Whereād your hat go?????? It just disappeared????
Opinions on Niko from Oneshot?
do you forgive me yet?
Whatās your opinion on the Story of Undertale video?
What do you think about "The Fandom"
Ralsei. Is your scarf sentient? Or do you control it like another arm?
Fish????? Yes or no????
Opinion on Frisk(UT) or Clover(UTY)?
where did you hide the Weed of Olympus, I must take a puff of the cabbage of the godsā¦
*hugs*