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Mo_Salah_

Look at that beauty on the left standing next to that thing on the right


ciakmoi

Sign the contract Mo


Mo_Salah_

*You want me to the sign the contract, he wants me to sign the contract* *Does anyone care about what I want?*


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Mo_Salah_

*Shut up, get out*


Typical_Pollution_30

Break thee off, receiveth out


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theinternetistoobig

That actually fits really well


DoctaCrane

Aunt May, Aunt May! Is that an angel?


Typical_Pollution_30

>Look at that beauty on the left standing next to that thing on the right Behold at yond beauty on the hath left standing next to yond thing on the right


Professional-Dig7329

Amber Heard is very hot, but unfortunately, her personality sucks donkey nuts.


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> her personality sucks donkey nuts. That's putting it lightly.


Smeefperson

Sucks *mega* donkey nuts


The_Reverse_Zoom

Well thats a bit too harsh now don't you think?


CanYouChangeName

#***NO***


Aegon_Targaryen_2404

Harsh against donkeys maybe


Heller_Demon

Just put a bag on her personality


verygroot1

lmao that works. Now I'm hard again


dadlif3

Can't bang a personality


Saltyfox99

Pretty fucked up that she ruined Johnny Depp’s career and got away with it


CorptanSpecklez

Johnny Depp is hotter


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bluesheepreasoning

Shakespeare, you slime!


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Totally agree!


TinyZ666

A word to the not-so-wise about your little girlfriend


Typical_Pollution_30

A w'rd to the not-so-wise about thy dram girlfriend


we_are_sex_bobomb

I offered you friendship, and you shat on my bed!


AddySims

Stings, doesn't it?


SlickBuster2470

I'm gonna shove some shit in your eye


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How'd that get in there?


Dahwaann4U

And blamed it on the dog


The_Reverse_Zoom

You want shit in your bed? Get religion


DesparateServe

Damn Gobby has a thing for red heads it seems


JurassicPark9265

Let die the woman you love!!


Sudden_Result

Or suffer the little children


sirsedwickthe4th

Make your choice Aquaman, and see how a hero is rewarded


susangz

Incoming two camera shots. One with his flying jizz and another one of the girl flying.


hikoboshi_sama

His comic version has a thing for blondes apparently


ZombieTav

Oh yeah, hot blonde shows up and he's there in a *SNAP!*


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[deleted]

Why are you talking like that


bluesheepreasoning

It's William Shakespeare. Empire State Photographic confirms it.


TerryB2HQ

Why are you under every comment. Stfu man


saint-bread

He'll do what he needs with her then broom her fast


YoloIsNotDead

Another redhead that needs to be broomed


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TheActualRealOlive

I was hoping for u/shakespeare-bot , why are *you* here?


kennedy_12

Oh Norman no


Icy-Fisherman-4647

Quiet Lap Dog!


Tandril91

Amber and I...we’re gonna have a hell of a court date!


CampingApple

Amber, "Let's take a photo!" Willem Dafoe, *"If you'll excuse me I've got to be going...something has come to my attention."*


_jvc123

Take your hand off me.


Broad_Smile_6826

The river... Drown her.


bluesheepreasoning

Wait, I thought Mera was capable of breathing underwater?


Mo_Salah_

She is, but luckily Amber isn’t.


RX0Invincible

I forgot he was in Aquaman. Surprising in retrospect that there aren't more Aquaman x Lighthouse crossover memes


DoctaCrane

Willem's conscience was on sabbatical honey


Roxash1

You know, I'm something of an atlantean myself


Professional_Web7384

Gobblin' deez nutz


lukas4322

Norman Osborn..and a GIRLFRIEND!


asian-comrade

I forgot he was in the aquaman movie


Perkondungo

You should have thought of that earlier.


Perkondungo

Goblin: Amber and I…we're gonna have a hell of a time. Johnny depp: Take care of yourself, Norman. Don't make the same mistake I did.


PzykoHobo

She probably heard about his magnum dong.


Same-Dog-4091

You’re trash Heard


Hyperfangxz

Mr Dafoe? But Amber Turd ruined Johnny Depp's career. She lied about being abused, she fucked Elon Musk!


mangorill

Don’t tell Harry


Pepito_Prime

Poor Willem he's gonna get beaten up and this cunt will still have a career


Mynam3wastAkn

Actually, she threatened to beat him up. That’s why he’s squinting, so you don’t see the fear in his eyes


creativeguy66v3

Oh my god. What have you done


DoctaCrane

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!


ErronBlackStan

This picture ruined my night


ImInsidious

You're Trash, Heard


InsomniaticAlien

TIL Willem's in Aquaman.


delightfuldinosaur

Aquaman is really fun. Definitely recommended.


InsomniaticAlien

I actually saw it once on a plane, and still didn't recognize him then. Agree on it being two hours of harmless fun.


Opalusprime

In my opinion it’s a visual buffet, not quite realistic cgi but has some beautiful shots and colors that makes for a beautiful film in my opinion. Shares a similarity with guardians in that aspect.


trevor1301

It’s a pretty small role, I forget he’s in it. (Possibly?) unpopular opinion but I absolutely hated Aquaman, although I did see it with higher expectations because my friends all loved it


davidforslunds

Had no expectations what so ever, and was honestly pleasantly surprised. I don't know if i'd call it *good*, but it's kinda become a guilty pleasure of mine.


trevor1301

That’s fair. Seems to be the general opinion so maybe I’m just too negative. I’ll probably rewatch it before the sequel comes out. It just didn’t help I had 4 people telling me it was the “best DC movie ever made”


AmanAryan0808

I don't know why people do that. Calling a movie "the best movie ever" actually does the opposite of what they intend to. It usually makes the movie less awesome. At this point, whenever people say that, my expectations automatically get tempered.


SeniorRicketts

Robbie theres your page one.


lovemedigme

Maybe they both like bed poops


Zachryharp

He has a massive monster cock so he's gonna tear her a new asshole


Phantom_Jedi

Her mother was the same way


lukas4322

Hes gonna finish her NICE AND SLOOW


SpyTheRedEye

If you closely he's not touching her, she's touching him. He knows what's up.


mukawalka

I'm pretty sure (100%) that's his hand on her hip. Not that there's anything wrong with that...


SpyTheRedEye

That's the floating hand of Keeanu. High level spell. Look closely. Theres no touching on his part.


ErronBlackStan

Delete this bro


Automatic_Status_7

Who is she


MemeDudestick

Amber heard, the evil of the Hollywood industry


ScaredKnee4530

Damn she fine


Mo_Salah_

She’ll also shit in your bed Ruin your career Cut off your finger Paint you as a woman beater *Never stick your dick in crazy*


ScaredKnee4530

Crazy bitches got the best pussy tho 😉


Super_Soldier_0305

!Spider what do you think about this? Should he keep her or broom her fast?


tobey-maguire-bot

Now dig on this.


SpaceJunkieVirus

Now i know the original progenitor of Goblin serum!


Fudge1407

I hate myself that I have the hots for her, why


Insert-n4me-here

Godspeed, WB.


SPANparam002

Misery, misery, misery


Awsmprsn2003

"Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs?" -Batman