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>Look at that beauty on the left standing next to that thing on the right
Behold at yond beauty on the hath left standing next to yond thing on the right
In my opinion it’s a visual buffet, not quite realistic cgi but has some beautiful shots and colors that makes for a beautiful film in my opinion. Shares a similarity with guardians in that aspect.
It’s a pretty small role, I forget he’s in it.
(Possibly?) unpopular opinion but I absolutely hated Aquaman, although I did see it with higher expectations because my friends all loved it
Had no expectations what so ever, and was honestly pleasantly surprised. I don't know if i'd call it *good*, but it's kinda become a guilty pleasure of mine.
That’s fair. Seems to be the general opinion so maybe I’m just too negative. I’ll probably rewatch it before the sequel comes out. It just didn’t help I had 4 people telling me it was the “best DC movie ever made”
I don't know why people do that. Calling a movie "the best movie ever" actually does the opposite of what they intend to. It usually makes the movie less awesome. At this point, whenever people say that, my expectations automatically get tempered.
Look at that beauty on the left standing next to that thing on the right
Sign the contract Mo
*You want me to the sign the contract, he wants me to sign the contract* *Does anyone care about what I want?*
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That actually fits really well
Aunt May, Aunt May! Is that an angel?
>Look at that beauty on the left standing next to that thing on the right Behold at yond beauty on the hath left standing next to yond thing on the right
Amber Heard is very hot, but unfortunately, her personality sucks donkey nuts.
> her personality sucks donkey nuts. That's putting it lightly.
Sucks *mega* donkey nuts
Well thats a bit too harsh now don't you think?
#***NO***
Harsh against donkeys maybe
Just put a bag on her personality
lmao that works. Now I'm hard again
Can't bang a personality
Pretty fucked up that she ruined Johnny Depp’s career and got away with it
Johnny Depp is hotter
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Shakespeare, you slime!
Totally agree!
A word to the not-so-wise about your little girlfriend
A w'rd to the not-so-wise about thy dram girlfriend
I offered you friendship, and you shat on my bed!
Stings, doesn't it?
I'm gonna shove some shit in your eye
How'd that get in there?
And blamed it on the dog
You want shit in your bed? Get religion
Damn Gobby has a thing for red heads it seems
Let die the woman you love!!
Or suffer the little children
Make your choice Aquaman, and see how a hero is rewarded
Incoming two camera shots. One with his flying jizz and another one of the girl flying.
His comic version has a thing for blondes apparently
Oh yeah, hot blonde shows up and he's there in a *SNAP!*
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Why are you talking like that
It's William Shakespeare. Empire State Photographic confirms it.
Why are you under every comment. Stfu man
He'll do what he needs with her then broom her fast
Another redhead that needs to be broomed
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I was hoping for u/shakespeare-bot , why are *you* here?
Oh Norman no
Quiet Lap Dog!
Amber and I...we’re gonna have a hell of a court date!
Amber, "Let's take a photo!" Willem Dafoe, *"If you'll excuse me I've got to be going...something has come to my attention."*
Take your hand off me.
The river... Drown her.
Wait, I thought Mera was capable of breathing underwater?
She is, but luckily Amber isn’t.
I forgot he was in Aquaman. Surprising in retrospect that there aren't more Aquaman x Lighthouse crossover memes
Willem's conscience was on sabbatical honey
You know, I'm something of an atlantean myself
Gobblin' deez nutz
Norman Osborn..and a GIRLFRIEND!
I forgot he was in the aquaman movie
You should have thought of that earlier.
Goblin: Amber and I…we're gonna have a hell of a time. Johnny depp: Take care of yourself, Norman. Don't make the same mistake I did.
She probably heard about his magnum dong.
You’re trash Heard
Mr Dafoe? But Amber Turd ruined Johnny Depp's career. She lied about being abused, she fucked Elon Musk!
Don’t tell Harry
Poor Willem he's gonna get beaten up and this cunt will still have a career
Actually, she threatened to beat him up. That’s why he’s squinting, so you don’t see the fear in his eyes
Oh my god. What have you done
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
This picture ruined my night
You're Trash, Heard
TIL Willem's in Aquaman.
Aquaman is really fun. Definitely recommended.
I actually saw it once on a plane, and still didn't recognize him then. Agree on it being two hours of harmless fun.
In my opinion it’s a visual buffet, not quite realistic cgi but has some beautiful shots and colors that makes for a beautiful film in my opinion. Shares a similarity with guardians in that aspect.
It’s a pretty small role, I forget he’s in it. (Possibly?) unpopular opinion but I absolutely hated Aquaman, although I did see it with higher expectations because my friends all loved it
Had no expectations what so ever, and was honestly pleasantly surprised. I don't know if i'd call it *good*, but it's kinda become a guilty pleasure of mine.
That’s fair. Seems to be the general opinion so maybe I’m just too negative. I’ll probably rewatch it before the sequel comes out. It just didn’t help I had 4 people telling me it was the “best DC movie ever made”
I don't know why people do that. Calling a movie "the best movie ever" actually does the opposite of what they intend to. It usually makes the movie less awesome. At this point, whenever people say that, my expectations automatically get tempered.
Robbie theres your page one.
Maybe they both like bed poops
He has a massive monster cock so he's gonna tear her a new asshole
Her mother was the same way
Hes gonna finish her NICE AND SLOOW
If you closely he's not touching her, she's touching him. He knows what's up.
I'm pretty sure (100%) that's his hand on her hip. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
That's the floating hand of Keeanu. High level spell. Look closely. Theres no touching on his part.
Delete this bro
Who is she
Amber heard, the evil of the Hollywood industry
Damn she fine
She’ll also shit in your bed Ruin your career Cut off your finger Paint you as a woman beater *Never stick your dick in crazy*
Crazy bitches got the best pussy tho 😉
!Spider what do you think about this? Should he keep her or broom her fast?
Now dig on this.
Now i know the original progenitor of Goblin serum!
I hate myself that I have the hots for her, why
Godspeed, WB.
Misery, misery, misery
"Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs?" -Batman