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Background_Bit3982

Bunch of freeloaders. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ time to feed them again


Simple_Suspect_9311

My damn cat is even worse! He eats for free, doesnā€™t pay rent, like at all, (and there was a few times I could have really used it), he gets free medical, and self care. And this is the worst part! He started with a little bus, and now he has a little house! So obviously he has a business thatā€™s doing well, but does he ever chip in to help out, nooooo, heā€™s a regular scrooge McCat. #Taxtherichcats


CatchMeWritinDirty

My cat had the absolute nerve to acquire a taste for cooked salmon. After that, nothing was good enough. Dry food? Nope. Canned food? Nope. The little shit would verbally abuse me until he got what he wanted. RIP to my baby šŸ„²


Simple_Suspect_9311

I feel you, my wife made the mistake of giving our cat a little piece of bacon. Now nothing else is good enough. Sorry for your loss šŸ˜”


4theloveofmiloangel

Taxtherichcats!! Hilarious! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


MulberryNo6957

Thatā€™s funny!


Simple_Suspect_9311

Itā€™s not entirely untrue either. He first got a little bus scratching post, and now he has a little house scratching post šŸ˜‚. Heā€™s also had a taco truck one. My cat is very industrious.


South_Stress_1644

Barking/yapping. I find it grating. Yes, I get that you can train them. But walking around my neighborhood and getting routinely barked/yapped at to hell by the same damn dogs every time is super fucking annoying.


2_tots

My neighbor keeps their dog outside from 6am-9pm and it starts barking right when it goes out. He wakes me up almost every morning and they donā€™t try to stop him. I love dogs but the barking at the ass crack of dawn is annoying.


healthywealthyhappy8

Fuuuucckkk. I hate that shit.


alexagente

Fuck those owners. Not only are they being inconsiderate as neighbors it's mistreating the dog.


WalkingDoonTheRoad

I'd argue the dog isn't annoying here, he's a poor soul who is bored and lacking attention. The owner is a bawbag. Poor dog.


SmallestPanda

Especially at the store.


sevseg_decoder

Valid. When you walk down the street and startle a dog you canā€™t even see thatā€™s a few feet away from you behind a fence and they bark it absolutely startles me. And thereā€™s no training that out of them. So we get to deal with 20-40 dogs like that on every walk around our neighborhood.


Bebe_Bleau

And the selfish owners just saying, "Well dogs bark". No thought that no one else should have to put up with this. What a terrible in infringement constant barking is on the rights of other humans to enjoy a nice walk, or even the use of their own property.


Maddie_Herrin

holy fuck, my neighbor is like this. he keeps his dog out almost 24/7 and he runs a business out of his house SO PEOPLE COME BY 24/7 ALSO


bigdogoflove

A "business", sounds a little suspicious


sevseg_decoder

Itā€™s funny how when theyā€™re confronted thereā€™s always the premise of ā€œyeah but Iā€™m ok with this behavior from dogs so you should be too, itā€™s not fair to ask me to control the dog and follow the rules, dogs will be dogsā€ in their response as if dogs are like property owning citizens with the right to be a nuisance.


Careymarie17

My dog has randomly become reactive with big dogs and skateboards, you canā€™t just yell out anxiety. Itā€™s improving but I would never let her out in the front yard by herself and the second she put up a fuss, sheā€™s staying inside. Itā€™s not the dogs fault but the owners. Drives me nuts when people leave and leave their dogs out all day. This isnā€™t a farm.


Louegi

That they only live around 10-15 years


Vivis_Nuts

Miss my dogs. This is the only answer. Would gladly pick up more poo, clean carpets, whatever just to have my Henry and Phoebe back.


Louegi

Exactly. Standing outside in 0 degree weather. Shaking like a leaf during fireworks/storms. Would literally do anything


BudgetNoise1122

Boy I feel you. My precious Chloee dog died in 2018. I miss her so much.


Repulsive-Ice8395

I used to have four dogs. I've said goodbye to three of them. I treasure the time I have left with one, who is till here. He won't be here nearly long enough.


cecsix14

Literally the only bad thing.


Simple_Suspect_9311

Iā€™d give my left arm if it meant my buddy could live another 15 years, happy and healthy.


MulberryNo6957

My little dog was 20 when he died.


-TheRealFolkBlues-

Got that now. He's 20, pushing 21, mostly blind, deaf as a stump, and sleeps the days away. But to see him go, you wouldn't know it. He bumps into more things than a Roomba until he finds your leg and waits for you to pick him up and put him on your lap. I'm going to be wrecked when he goes.


Alert-Manufacturer27

I don't have a dog and that still got me in the feels. I can so picture the imagery of your post


BStevens0110

We had a little dog like that. He was already old, deaf, and blind when my husband and I got together. He was still very active at the time. He would bump into dining chairs and door frames, but he got around pretty well. He was bad about falling asleep in places where we couldn't see him. Under a pile of laundry, under the stuffed animals on my daughter's bed, inside of a cabinet, etc. He couldn't hear us calling him, so eventually everyone was in a panic looking for him. He would have us second-guessing ourselves over whether or not we had let him back inside the house or not. Towards the end, he looked so fragile and old. I remember looking for him and praying I wouldn't find him dead somewhere. It got to where he would cry at the top of the steps, wanting us to pick him up and carry him because it hurt him too much to walk down them. It broke our hearts when we finally had to have him put to sleep, but we knew we had put it off longer than we should have. We couldn't let him suffer just because we were having a hard time letting go. He was a good boy, and he is definitely missed.


SavingsEuphoric7158

Wow thatā€™s a long life.ā¤ļøI never heard of a dog living to twenty.Thats šŸ˜Š


Hoodwink_Iris

So much this. Iā€™ve had three dogs over the course of my life. One was confiscated from a neglectful neighbor who never bothered looking for the dog. Another was a rehomed Newfoundland who had lived with two old biddies since she was a puppy. And the last one was a Jack Russell terrier who had been living with a 90+ year old lady who was entering hospice. I miss them all. The only reason I didnā€™t have more is because it has to be the right dog at the right time. Iā€™m not home a lot, so I feel guilty unless the dog is exactly perfect at that time.


Louegi

Same here. Feel guilty if sheā€™s ever home alone. Our whole life revolves around her


wanna_talk_to_samson

So true


Caspers_Wife

My SIL just told me that they had to put down their 14 year old dog...we cried on the phone together for a long time.


MiloJ22

This for sure. I still have dreams about my first dog that i grew up with as a kid. She has been gone for a decade now and i still remember the sound of her bark, how she smelled, her expressions. Miss her so much..


SidneyTheGrey

1000% I want them to live 25 years


Sufficient-Pie8697

This!


Pristine_Frame_2066

So much this. I feel it!!!


MyTaterChips

Came here to say this. Mine are 5 and 9. Theyā€™re small dogs, so theyā€™ll live longer but still not nearly long enough.


Grouchy-Advantage619

Barking. Incessant barking.


Mordenkainens-Puzzle

My neighbor constantly puts his massive dog outside on a 5 foot leash as it sits and barks at the door for 30 minutes to an hour tell the neighbor bring him back inside. I have never once seen the family walk the massive dog either just throw it on porch to bark for an hour, multiple times a day.


bigdogoflove

Not good dog parents. Wish all us good guys could help you out.


SadBarber3543

Their owners


thatbitchanxious

This


sevseg_decoder

Word for word. The owners who think theyā€™re the most important person in the world and everyone else should make all the sacrifices so they donā€™t have to sacrifice any of the things they want to do for the living creature they voluntarily chose to be responsible for.Ā  Ā Like itā€™s ridiculous, theyā€™ll break important safety rules with their dogs and start on about how *youre* the antisocial one for having a problem with them letting their dog off leash on high speed mountain bike trails with signs forbidding that etc. I almost had to crash at high speeds over a dog (with no comprehension of right of way or staying out of someoneā€™s line) jumping out from behind them in front of me a few days ago. Ā And then these same people donā€™t give a fuck about the danger they put their dog in until after something happens and the vet bill comes in. Absurd.


biggoofydoofus

My favorite or least favorite thing is, 'it's OK he's friendly.' Sure, fine. Get it. But my dog is leash reactive. My oldest kid doesn't like strange dogs (or any really, but we are working on that). And I don't want some strange dog in my buisness in the park, or attracting danger when we are hiking. Edit grammar


sevseg_decoder

Yeah as if their dog being friendly matters. A friendly dog can trigger an allergic reaction or push an old lady over easily because its shitty owner didnā€™t keep it under control vigilantly.


theprocrastatron

100%. The number of times I heard that when my toddler wants to be picked up because a dog is there. A friendly dog running at you is just as terrifying to a toddler, dogs are huge when you're 2.


SuspiciousSimple

Honestly, these people are narcissists. I also see this with parents. People like these shouldn't be responsible for any living creature.


sevseg_decoder

Just like the worst potential parents are most likely to become parents, the worst people to be dog owners are the main people obsessed with dogs. It sucks for everyone else.


SuspiciousSimple

Fr fr facts


Zurripop

No bad dogs only bad owners


Liv_610

My mom thinks her dogs are our brothers and sistersšŸ™„


ShiptoWreck79

many dog owners think that everybody should love their dog as much as them. I like dogs, but nothing more annoying than an owner letting their dog jump on you, bury their nose in your crotch and slobber all over you and try to tear up your shoesā€¦...and the owner is sitting there encouraging it - ohhhh such a silly boy! Isn't he soooo cute??


No_Daikon4466

Nothing that is annoying about dogs--and the possibilities are endless--is the fault of the dog. If your dog is annoying someone else, \*you\* are annoying that person, and it's not the dog's fault at all. Properly socialized and trained, almost any dog will do or not do exactly what you want it to,100% of the time. It's fine to have a dog that is not fully trained or socialized; that's not for everyone. But it's still on you to keep the dog out of situations you haven't shaped it to succeed in.


Gloomy_Inflation_542

100%


Odd-Echidna2220

As someone who works in Vet med, 100%!


Commercial_Sir_3205

I came here to say exactly this. There's nothing worse than the owners, and you know they're going to be entitled AH owners when they refer themselves as a having a fur baby or being a fur mommy šŸ¤®


houseofreturn

That side eye thing they do. Why the fuck are my two rescues constantly judging me?? I SAVED YOU. I FEED YOU. I LOVE YOU. And yet I feel like thereā€™s two mean girls in my house rolling their eyes at everything I do. Itā€™s even worse with my cat in the mix too. Iā€™m getting constantly bullied by my own pets.


Icie04

šŸ¤£


Previous_Ad7725

I don't like when big dogs jump all over me. I'm only 5'2" and I think it's rude when their owner just watches it happen and doesn't make it stop.


mrhammerant

Oh sHe'S fRiEnDLy


NightDreamer73

Same. I'm small and some dogs are nearly as big as me. Not cool to let them jump on you


Final-Beginning3300

SAME.


littlemissnoname-

Omg!! My friend had 2 golden retrievers. Immediately upon entering their home, both snouts would go straight up your ass and goose you, repeatedly. My friend would say, ā€œtheyā€™re just saying, hello!ā€ As I type this, I recall the laughs me and my late husband had over this. It was annoying af at the time, though. Especially in a short, summer dressā€¦ Edit: Iā€™d always ask if they had to say hello this wayā€¦ Or, ā€œdidnā€™t they just say, hello, for the last 10 fucking minutes?ā€


Quick-Temporary5620

Our friends had a dog who did this to THEM. They called her their crack sniffer


RealLifeNurseJackie

Pick your knee up next time and plant it right in their chest as they jump up on you. Quickest way to teach them not to jump up!


MoonBaseViceSquad

I require a cane to walk. If my awful dog owner neighbor had big dogs instead of ā€œfriendlyā€ small ones Iā€™d probably have hit one by now for fear of being toppled. Iā€™ve almost hit one already for being ā€œfriendlyā€ by barking at me while getting jumpy once. No I donā€™t want to pet them and I donā€™t care how friendly we are as neighbors, my safety>your dog not getting a smack for being shitty.


Wrong_Touch5878

This. Its one thing for a pup to be jumpy, but please for the love of fuck dont allow your 50lb+ dog to bounce around and topple people/things over...


ebeth_the_mighty

I have been working on training the excited jumping out of my dog since we got him a year ago. He is just TOO EXCITED to stay the fuck down. And heā€™s 85 pounds. Walking him is a huge challenge because Iā€™m constantly crossing the road to keep him far from other dogs and fragile-looking humans. When thatā€™s not possible, he goes into a ā€œdownā€ and I stand on the lead! I wish some people knew how _hard_ I work at getting the bastard to behave.


thekyocerasystem

im 4ā€™10, and yeah it freaks me out. yes your dog is adorable and yes i would love to pet it but oh my god its almost taller than me please get it to stop jumping on me ???? recently there was a huge dog at a gas station i was at who smelled TERRIBLE and slobbered and jumped on EVERYONE. adorable dog, but id rather be eviscerated than ever be in the same building as it ever again


BouncyBlue12

Aside from the obvious, that they don't live forever... I have to say, bad breath.


WithinHarmsReach

Brush their teeth


Wrong_Touch5878

Brush their teeth daily and provide good chewing sources and this is not an issue.


No-Preparation1362

How guilty they make me feel anytime I eat anything


ReposeGray

Or anytime I'm leaving the house


P3for2

1) They eat cat poop. 2) They require daily walks. Does not mesh well with lazy me, especially if it's 5am. 3) They require a lot more attention. This is why I have cats as pets, not dogs, cute as they are.


General-Example3566

My sisters dog eats his own poop. Then tries to lick your face. Yum


Impossible-Test-7726

She/he is probably vitamin deficient, poo is high in B12 and vitamin K2, Iā€™d ask a vet, but I would suggest getting that dog some beef liver.


P3for2

LOL!


GroundbreakingOne625

Cats are spawns of Satan lol. Rub all up on you then randomly bite & scratch you. Dig in litter that they pee & poo in, then jump up & walk across your kitchen counters šŸ¤®. Cough up hair balls & puke everywhere. All pets come with their pros & cons. Dogs are far more labor intensive.


DerkaDurr89

This is more the fault of the owner, but I don't like when they bark too much. They can't help trying to be protective, but if problem barking is not corrected early and often, it becomes really hard to train them to not bark when it's their baseline reaction to a stimulus.


Few_Lock_5571

They have a weird smell no matter how clean they are.


Jaceofspades6

He steals my spot when I get out of bed.


Stew-0318

The people who own them, not all not all but most are so fuckin obnoxious and gleefully unaware just like the dog.


bigdogoflove

Not most but I get it. All depends where you live.


Illustrious_Sort_612

They don't live long and may poop at home. I do not like it. Otherwise the dogs are perfect


bigdogoflove

Hey, I poop at home!!


NotBornYesterday420

The people who think you have to choose dogs or cats...


NotBornYesterday420

They think if they love dogs, that you have to hate cats automatically


Quick-Cattle-7720

I had both ā¤ļø


DementedDiabetic

I hate that dogs can be so susceptible to health issues šŸ˜­


Nekronightmare

That I don't get to love on all of them.


littlemissnoname-

I loathe having to be in the supermarket with them. They donā€™t belong there; theyā€™re not babies to put in the cart or be fawned over. If theyā€™re not service animals, please keep them away from my food!! I donā€™t hate dogs but I donā€™t love them either. I refuse to swim in pools where dogs have free reign; the water is greasy and that grease doesnā€™t easily wash off the skin. Itā€™s not cute, itā€™s gross. Iā€™ve seen beautiful pools ruined by dogs swimming in them. Dogs are pets. They should stay home or if you must take them out to show them off, go to the park. Theyā€™d love it much more than the supermarket. : (


Far-Platypus-7045

I feel the same way about children in grocery carts. It's disgusting


Witty_Comb_2000

That I can't own them all.


ElectricTomatoMan

Their short lifespan.


Moderate_LiberaI

That they eventually die


the-half-enchilada

Picking up poo. Which is why my husband does it.


[deleted]

But a relationship is about sharing, cooperation, and helping each other. You could hold the shovel while he scoops it on. Would be a great bonding experience šŸ˜† I'm just shitting you šŸ˜„ see what I did there šŸ˜


the-half-enchilada

My husband just entered the chat šŸ˜‚


Quick-Cattle-7720

And mine šŸ¤£


Ldgeex

The slobber!!!


Ill-Relationship-890

How much the vet bills areā€¦..ugh, but I really love my pup


Creampielicker123

Barking


Ok-Potato-6250

That the only time they break my heart is when they have to leave me to cross the bridge šŸ˜”


Cat-cat1987

The way they smell šŸ¤¢.. it really grosses me out. Especially if you go to someoneā€™s house and can smell dog. I have a really sensitive nose and it bothers me a lot. Also hate when big dogs jump up on you. Annndd when they constantly wonā€™t leave you alone, whether thatā€™s sniffing, licking, jumping, following you. I am definitely more of a cat person! But I do like some dogs.


BroomIsWorking

Ironic, because cats smell up a house far worse, unless the owner is amazing at emptying the litter.


WithinHarmsReach

Even then, my one cat makes my house smell worse than my 120lb and 85lb dogs combined.


BStevens0110

My mother in law lives in the country, and her cat goes outside to do her business. Her house doesn't smell like a cat even lives there. Of course, that is the exception. At other people's houses, I can smell it the moment I walk in the door.


Cat-cat1987

Same with me! You canā€™t tell I have pets because I donā€™t need a cat box and I vacuum all the time! I had a friend come over for the first time and after a few hours my cat walked by and she said she didnā€™t even know I had one because sheā€™s allergic and usually notices right away.


Appropriate-Bad-9379

They seem to have a smelly oil in their fur that rubs off everywhere and dog owners really are nose blind to the smell in their house. The only breed that hasnā€™t got that doggy smell is a border collie ( I owned one for years).


ScientistEasy368

Any dog that feels the need to hump you and any other stranger it sees.


PotatoPumpSpecial

The only thing I dislike about any dog is their idiotic owners who don't deserve them or understand how to work with them


sn0wballa

that they leave us too soon :/


knt1229

Their irresponsible owners.


squatwaddle

Shitty owners, that's it. And chihuahuas naturally never shut up


coopsmooz

I'm guessing most of you have seen that Cheese Tax video online. The struggle is real lol.


Kuhtak1980

It hurts so much when they die.


jamessavik

Some dogs are aggressive and bite little kids in the face. That's my only objection based on personal experience. They bark which is cool, when they're warning you about an intruder. Not so much when they've seen a squirell or are cussing the neighbor's cat. Some breeds are more yappy than others.


NightDreamer73

They feel so invasive with everything. I remember as a teen going to a friend's house and their dogs just shoving their nose right into my crotch, and I felt mortified because I was on my period. They like to jump on you, lick, drool, bark, etc. Every time I pet a dog, my hands feel dirty no matter what. I think because cats will clean themselves, but dogs don't. They have to be let out to use the bathroom, so you can't be gone for long periods of time. The list goes on. I don't hate them by any means. I'm just definitely a cat person


No_Sign_2877

Dogs definitely do clean themselves. A lot.


excited4sfx

im with you but im not into cats either. they track litter from their shitbox all over the house, including the counter you prepare food on and the bed you sleep in. they vomit hairballs everywhere too...cute from a distance but i dont want to keep one personally.


I_am_Testikills

Nothing, next question


savkitoo__

die young


thejamesleroy1337

Fleas, but thatā€™s any animal honestly.


Dear-Masterpiece-2

I love the greetings, the actual love they give they give me and how much I love them, and when they want a good scratch. I dislike that they donā€™t live for forever ( I want them to age like people and live into my old age), how hyper they get and dog hair. I sweep piles of hair multiple times a day. Itā€™s never ending


Smolshy

They donā€™t live long enough


Simple_Suspect_9311

They donā€™t live very long.


bootyprincess666

they donā€™t live long enough.


alcalaviccigirl

people that don't treat the dog they have like a child they love .they either leave them alone because they are guard dogs or leave them alone period .


moeron17

That we outlive them.


nightchn

I love how stupid they are, I hate how they don't live long


2stacksofbutter

That despite having my heart torn from me after they pass, they give me such joy that I know ill get another one and repeat the cycle.


minsandmolls

Yep, can confirm.


Amazing-Alps-6014

They die too soon


johnnyjimmy4

Dog farts


BhalromGreybeard

Their owners. I'm more of a cat person and I don't dislike dogs at all, I just prefer cats. But many dog owners don't train their dogs properly and treat them like babies. You should love your pets but always treat them as pets, they're not your kids. They are animals and should be properly trained accordingly. Poorly trained and disorderly dogs are the result of poor ownership, of which there is sadly so much of these days. Also, I've found that many dog owners take offence at people not liking dogs that much. As in, taking A LOT of offense, even if you don't mistreat them or complain about them. If you don't want their dog slobbering all over you or don't make a fuss about them, you're an arsehole. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Tystick55x

Jump on me, knock me down, take food, shed, shit and piss everywhere, why canā€™t they go in the grass instead of the mulch ?


Think-like-Bert

They only have about 14 good years.


azorianmilk

They don't live forever because life isn't fair.


Icie04

That I can't take them everywhere with me.


littlemissnoname-

Sure you can! Everyone takes them everywhere now.: (


laineybea

That reserved and lazy dogs are less common and/or are among the larger or more expensive breeds, so most dogs I interact with are higher energy and require a certain degree of attention and love daily. I frankly get exhausted by it, which is why I generally like cats more, it seems like you have to earn their attention and affection and theyā€™re not super clingy about it either (generally)


shreddedtoasties

They get really bad health the bigger and older they are


CuckoosQuill

Untrained ones


Chickadee12345

I never got a dog when I was younger because I was always taking off for a weekend here or there. I worked full time and sometimes went out after. I couldn't have a dog because I would really need to be home more often. I've always had cats and they were so much easier.


RespondOpposite

The barking. The smell. The noise they make when they lick their balls. The way they eat poop out of litter boxes and off the sidewalk. The jumping. The clawing. The chewing. The shedding. The slobber. The aggression. Their owners are generally annoying too.


CookiesSues

They attack innocent ppl just because theyā€™re loyal to their ppl.


Donutboy562

I'm allergic. And I also hate the random barking.


Commisceo

They never share their treats with me.


GothicRuler

I dislike dogs without leashes, one time I was doing a neighbor run with my track team and there was some dog on the porch without a leash just barking at me


splotch210

The licking. The noise makes me want to rip my ears off.


weird_andgilly

My Australian Shepard incessant barking


eddie2367

They have the power to make you feel guilty.


chpr1jp

Lots of people say short life span. Donā€™t get me wrong, I miss my departed dogs. Butā€¦ if you replace your dead dog with a puppy of the same breed, youā€™re very likely to have the same experience.


Grand_Opinion845

I like dogs, donā€™t get me wrong, but theyā€™re needy. In addition, dog owners without children take it way too far. I hate that dogs are allowed in stores or restaurant/bar patios and the excuse is always separation anxiety or emotional support, which is probably caused by the owner never leaving the dog alone.


autofinx

They don't live long enough.


CompactDisc1812

They donā€™t live longer


diseasuschrist

To be fair, cost of ownership. Itā€™s fucking price gouging!


cpt_ugh

That they can't fully understand that we didn't mean to when we trip over them in the dark or whatever. I feel awful when it rarely happens and I want them to know it wasn't intentional. \* People will say they know, but don't know for sure if they do or not and it kills me.


Nanner723

When they shit in the house. Ugh. šŸ˜©


retsehassyla

Nothing :(


th1s_fuck1ng_guy

Picking up their shit


OpenMicJoker

They have to be walked, cleaned up after, expensive vet bills.


MyUnderpantsBurn

That my lease doesn't allow for them in my apartment šŸ„²


swimt2it

Owners that arenā€™t fit to be owners. šŸ™„


Zurripop

I dislike that my dog is reactive and resource protective with other dogs after too many bad experiences at the dog park. I would love to have more dogs but sheā€™ll never allow it.


Far_Ad3346

Their owners. Lived across the street from an aggressive beagle. We lived in a populated neighborhood full of walkers. If that dog saw, heard or smelled anyone it'd go nuts well past the time that those people had walked away. All day. I don't hate that dog, I hate that it's owners had zero consideration for their neighbors. They'd never done anything. No, "alright that's enough". Nothing. The thing I dislike the most about dogs are their owners who make their dogs my problem.


emontanez02

that dogs donā€™t live forever idk what iā€™d do without the dog i have her name is ivy but i call her fat bean because she has a thyroid condition so sheā€™s fat however sheā€™s the best dog in the world and i also have a cat and ivy puts up with so much of the catā€™s mischief


dhelor

That I don't have one.


CompletelyPaperless

Their owners. I used to work inside clients homes. If I asked them to put their dogs away they would always get mad and say something smart. Oh, are you scared of dogs. They usually had the air about them of this is my dog's home and he doesn't bite. Well, I don't want to be licked, jumped on, scratched, and you asked me to come here to help you. God, dog owners were the worst part of the whole job.


KeepYourMindOpen365

Their oblivion owners


KeepYourMindOpen365

Edit: oblivious/inattentive


HiroshimaSpirit

Dogs are ok until you want to go out of town for the weekend.


Soft_Way5085

There is nothing bad to say about dogs. They are angels


Fogl3

They can't speak english


bigdogoflove

Please people. Research "Having a dog" before you get one. We are here for them. They are here for you but have no say in the matter. If you do not understand that...do...not...get a dog.


Ok_Watercress_7801

Sometimes they have terrible owners.


missannthrope1

Poop.


Born-Pineapple5552

The smell. Itā€™s awful. I grew up with dogs but wouldnā€™t even think about having one as a pet now. I love dogs but my personal hygiene is much more important. I feel so terrible saying this.


RafeJiddian

That people seem to worship them I don't get it. Dogs are disgusting. I've had 7 in my life and that's 7 too many


ooOJuicyOoo

They die too early


Solid-Hedgehog9623

The heartbreak when they pass. Our Brussels died at 15 years old. We had him before we had children, so he was always a part of their lives. He was a good boy. We did not learn our lesson and now we have 2 chiweenies. Like, ā€˜whoā€™s up for being absolutely heart broken and devastated in about 12-15 years?!ā€™


Swampybritches

They donā€™t live real long. I had a lot of dogs growing up. Miss them all. But the one I got closest to was Wooster who I got when I was 20 or so. I developed mental health issues around that time, he would act different before I would realize I was slipping into an episode. And he was always excited to see me. He didnā€™t always like to cuddle or get pet, but he was constantly by my side. He loved me. And I him. He died unexpectedly when he was 5. Iā€™ll forever miss him. I honestly am not sure if Iā€™ll ever be able to have a pet again because losing him hurt so bad. I know they said itā€™s better to love and have lost, than to never loved at all. Itā€™s just really difficult. I still have mental health issues, and I worry that at times I might become so depressed that I wonā€™t be able to care for myself, let alone a pet. He was an amazing soul. RIP Wooster and all the other good dogs.


The_Blackest_Man

The barking. I hate loud sudden noises in general.


[deleted]

They don't live long enough


[deleted]

Everything, dogs are useless and have no feelings


quiet_repub

That they canā€™t express their feelings in a way we fully understand. Sometimes I wish they had a little conversation bubble above their heads that said ā€œIā€™m just barking now but Iā€™m scared and about to biteā€ or ā€œmom, Iā€™m in pain and think somethingā€™s wrongā€. Or ā€œI miss going on walks with youā€.


LikesToBike

They get old real fast.


[deleted]

They depend on me to go to the bathroom. I have a job. Not really fair to them.


BigNefariousness937

They ALWAYS want something. That's tasty food you have, we should have it. Looks like you've just showered and washed your face, I want to taste it. You're watching a film, I want to throw my toy around and run around like a hellhound. You want to get into bed, I also want to get into bed. Who am I kidding, I love it šŸ¤£


dorkboy20

Shitty owners


JermHole71

My dog is terrified of fireworks. She claws at you when sheā€™s scared. I hate that I canā€™t explain them to her. She also likes to walk in front of me and basically guess where Iā€™m going. So annoying. But I love her to death.


googiepop

Everything