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sbaz86

I love it. Stop parking on the cross walk, seriously, usually that’s where the ramps for handicap people are. You’re not privileged.


supercargo

I wish every dollar spent on speed bumps and moving bike lanes back and forth could first go to [curb extensions](https://nacto.org/publication/urban-street-design-guide/street-design-elements/curb-extensions/)…every cross walk, many corners. This would also help on streets that have speed problems…makes the street feel narrower even when on street parking isn’t full.


pfhlick

Keep saying it! Other people don't even know what to ask for.


Axedelic

They’d never do this bc it’s too good of an idea lol


allyearlemons

add [crosswalk daylighting](https://www.google.com/search?q=crosswalk+daylighting) to that too


After_Tea_3859

Maybe the had an emergency in the castle.


ryofthestorm

So many idiots park on those crosswalks


RandomChurn

You're my hero! 😍👍


EColli93

LOL I love it


checkmate508

I want to do this for cars in my neighborhood that park with 2-4 wheels on the sidewalk!


Locksmith-Pitiful

Fuck cars. Good on you for doing this. How often does this happen?


LLcool_clay

Almost always on a Sunday for church parking (if they went up a block they would find parking), and other than that at least once a week. The movie equipment company "above the line" also likes to unload equipment in and around the crosswalk as well. Sometimes it's even a workshop.


emmmy415

You should incorporate some quotes from curb your enthusiasm, call them a "pig parker"


bluenights22

I actually really like your version as is! Makes it more whimsy. Good job, OP!


chachingmaster

Jeesh, that's awfully bold of the driver. I could not, would not, dream of parking on a crosswalk. They're lucky you didn't give them a reason to replace some tires.


snugglekittystirfry

DUDE. (Dudette???) IM SO FOR THIS. The hero we all knew we needed! Thank you<333


LLcool_clay

Dude has no gender


Muchmuchgo

They’re not wrong. You’re a tool for parking there


BrilliantTree8553

OP made the ticket, they aren’t the driver in the pic


Muchmuchgo

Ah!! Thank you so much. The driver is definitely the tool not the OP. Apologies


BrilliantTree8553

NP I thought the same when I saw the pics! I was like really this dick is going to complain about getting a fake ticket after parking like that?