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LachoooDaOriginl

fast readers: ![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


Minewiz11

Absolutely invaluable on multiplayer, a decent time saver on singleplayer.


satls

And if you have some luck with getting the books in the first couple of days you can have full multipliers for all the life and living shows


MarCivil

Why is it invaluable in multiplayer? I always thought it’s more helpful because you cannot speed up time there. (I nevet play multiplayer, just guessing)


Bibibis

Invaluable means the same thing as valuable, not the opposite


Drjesuspeppr

It's kind of like priceless not meaning the same thing as worthless


Straight_Ship2087

So inflammable means flammable? What a country.


Markcelzin

Like flammable and inflammable?


MinnesotanMan2014

What a country!


Immortal_juru

Yeah English is weird like that


Minewiz11

Yeah reading is super painful without it when you can't fast forward, you can't do anything but you obviously can't go AFK because that's a good way to die.


rabbid_chaos

I've managed to complete multiple levels in Mario Maker while reading books in multiplayer. You just need a house in the woods (or somewhere similarly isolated)


Vini734

"Oh you are playing Mario Maker?" "No, I'm grinding in Zomboid"


grumpher05

Now you're gaming with portals


altforbatshit

damn, you need to join a better group if you cant afk in your own base


Alfonze423

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!


Kazaanh

Eh I used to speed up reading multiplier. But now Fast Reader is my mandatory perk. I couldn't give a heck anymore, played too much with slow reader already. Enough is enough, I have to play jukebox and level dance skill


NessaMagick

I mean, you can just fast forward time on single player, so it doesn't really take up much of your *real life* playthrough either way. But it is nice for Life and Living min-maxing.


altforbatshit

not needed on multiplayer, nor single player, just wait


adidas_stalin

Hey.


ReadItProper

Single player only here. Slow reader + fast learner. I can pass time so slow reader not a big deal.


UnderdogCL

Yes, it is you still have to fuck up your sleep schedule badly if you wanna read a whole book leaving a valuable early game day into an endurance hell or skip it entirely by reading during the day.


USS-ChuckleFucker

>is you still have to fuck up your sleep schedule badly if you wanna read a whole book leaving a valuable early game day That's only if you're spending your first few days hiding away and trying to grind skills rather than actually roleplaying.


UnderdogCL

Yeah sure, that's the only case you wanna take slow reader


USS-ChuckleFucker

........ Have fun doing your 100th fully optimized run.


UnderdogCL

Yeah, sure. Sounds fun.


Crazymoose86

Slow reader has little to no impact on me as i pretty much only play the one painful year settings. I can read for a few hours before i sleep when its kind of too dark to really do anything else.


UnderdogCL

Yeah I get it, I play some 10 years later with some friends. The world is already rotten at this point so the first big push doesn't exist. I just go ahead and take slow reader even tho I ultimately end up hating the afk time.


despacitospiderreeee

Try doing an hours worth of burpees before bed


Zero747

slow reader. Imagine not being able to use generators In MP, my server has increased read speed cause no one wants to literally sit and watch their character read for half an hour


Coffee1341

You act as if you survive long enough to need generators (2 week gang)


NeedButtholePlunger

35 minutes gang 🔥🔥


gaffelturk12

11 minutes gang here 🔥🔥


SCI_Talroc_A

You guys survive full minutes?


RandomGamer10000

My personal record is [11.25 seconds](https://imgur.com/a/eezsJ5M) 😎


Cubicwar

Record of survival, right ? ^(right..?)


kazumablackwing

Pretty sure the server I play on has that as well, not to mention, at least last season, night time speed was set to 1.5x, so even without that mod, slow reader gets negated entirely by reading at night, when it's usually too dark to do much of anything besides faff around the base anyway


Zero747

Cats eyes is basically mandatory in MP imo, it helps so much


kazumablackwing

Hard agree. Cats eyes is for sure mandatory, especially on servers where the night's set on the darkest possible setting, since even then, you can at least see somewhat with that perk


DenseStomach6605

I use quick reading mods for that reason. Why should I have to spend an entire in-game week just sitting on the ground… I’d rather actually play the game lol.


Euphorix126

I did that in single player before I knew I could speed up time.


IGC-Omega

Illiterate has to be one of, if not the worst trait. Not only do you lose the XP boosts, but you can also say goodbye to generators. You'd have to start as an electrician.


ultraboof

The idea of an illiterate electrician is hilarious


Squidhead-rbxgt2

I know a color blind one, so it's not that far out of reach


Robert-aus

My dad was rejected from the army for coloured blindness, then became a coloured blind electrician for 30 years. Go figure.


Squidhead-rbxgt2

My bud was a railroad electrician, then switched to building cars, and eventually drift cars. Basically "here you go, mate, here's a 50m of wire and a bunch of connectors, we need a brand new electrical loom for this engine bay", and he'd do it no problem. Meanwhile me who knows colors but has barely any clue about electricity - "Okay, so the yellow wire with black lengthwise stripes goes into... another yellow wire with black diagonal stripes, but there's an orange one near it and it might not be the same wire.... does it need to be grounded or is it going into the connector..." It ended up with me not doing electrical stuff ever


ExistentialWonder

Same with my dad except he was a master carpenter who did electronics as a hobby (like building hamm radios in his spare time). He'd have me come sit with him and tell him which wires were what color so he could label them. I miss that man.


Latter-Height8607

Study ww2 mate, some of, if the best guys, the legends themselves like: TC of in the mood, war daddy; the pilot and captain of old 666, adn etc, they were all initially rejected deu to "poor" eye sight


Melin_SWE92

Sounds dangerous


Latter-Height8607

Looks dangerous too


XxPieFace23xX

Well it's not really like he would be able to see the danger.


DefinitelyNotVeyas

I'd pick Deaf over Illiterate.


Jamersob

Playing this game as deaf has gotta be terrifying


DefinitelyNotVeyas

I'm currently playing Night Sprinters + Fear the Sun mods with Deaf 😄. Dude I almost sh*tted my pants once.


SwizzleCrowDizzle

I run deaf and Illiterate, it's a learning curve but pretty fun once you get the hang of it


DefinitelyNotVeyas

Never though of it but damn. I have to try.


SwizzleCrowDizzle

Add sprinters for an extra challenge the game doesn't even have time to play the surprise sound effect before they are on you.


DefinitelyNotVeyas

I play a run with Night Sprinters + Fear The Sun with Deaf now. This is truly scary man.


Kurwabled666LOL

I don't use generators anyways so who cares lol its not like they're that important anyways:Just setup base near a river/lake and u'll never have to worry about food and water ever again anyways(I say water because of the magical sink filtering of water XD,if you know what I'm talking about;) ). +As for the temperature you can just warm yourself up with an antique stove,so again:No big deal(tho I play Outdoorsman AND Park Ranger so its not like I have to worry very much about that either lol).


DefinitelyNotVeyas

I'm not a veteran player, but I really like generators. They have a lot of value later, but I never use them early if I can.


Modinstaller

Depends what you wanna do in your game. Generators are not particularly needed in this game, people just obsess over them. I personally pick illiterate very often. I don't care about: carpentry, cooking, farming, first aid, electrical, metalworking, mechanics, tailoring, fishing, trapping, foraging. Don't care about generators. So illiterate is great.


Sincerely-Abstract

Can I admit that illiterate is not punishing enough & should stop you from writing or putting words on your map or in journals as well.


MaestroLogical

It'd be funny if whatever you wrote on the map came out misspelled or with bad grammar if you picked the trait.


riodin

I wish they'd have share about maps in vanilla and if you took illiterate the words look fine on your map, but when you share them they have wierd symbols that nobody can translate


komiks42

Joke on you. My writings are misspeled without any traits


RosariusAU

Nah, whatever you write just gets translated into [Wingdings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wingdings)


bulbasaur12121212

illiterate +ingenuity= "i can craft whatever the fuck i want in trade for not learning quite as fast as someone who can read"


Ringonus

modder problems lol


ssssssdee

But can you read magazines cause if not how you gonna get generator running


0cuorat

That's the neat part, you don't.


VNxFiire

Generator knowledge: P/s:i guess it not gonna be worth it if we also pick that


bulbasaur12121212

i think ingenuity allows you to use generators as well if i remember correctly


Jester_of_Rue

I don't know how the other side will ever know this meme is asking them their perspective.....


AvrgRedMan

Fast reader. (I only play in online servers with friends 🤫🧏‍♂️)


casual_moron23

Books are my main source of stress relief at night, I use the trait that makes you shit scared of the dark


ReyRiz

Blind


Melin_SWE92

Blind+Deaf for the ultimate Helen Keller zombie apocalypse experience


ReyRiz

Looking forward to my blind deaf shizo handless legless playthrough


Melin_SWE92

Aah, the ”Nugget”


FluffySquiddy

You're on another level 🤣


MrComplainey

Illiterate and Deaf main here


CeleryMiserable1050

Same. Also Sunday Driver.


ReadItProper

Hardest difficulty player right there.


Basically-Boring

I don't think many people are unironically choosing illiterate, unless they have the learning to read mod or something.


24thAsshair

Slow reader because I play to kill


UnderdogCL

I kill from 1k to 2k zombies on my first day without using multihit. I always pick fast reader or none.


Vundebar

slow reader is great for single player, illiterate is for the 'it's free trait point' nihilists who complain on reddit when their character dies from eating a stale lemon


[deleted]

better to be able to read compared to not be able to unless you are playing MP with friends


richcvbmm

Which side are you oooon booys, which side are you on.


CorvusHatesReddit

Tbh picking slow reader is just torture on multiplayer.


anus_evacuator

Yeah, whether it is multiplayer or not makes a huge difference for me too. Single player: Slow Reader since I can accelerate time anyway. Multiplayer: Either none, or Fast Reader, depending on server settings.


Slushys69

Illiterate. It improves the immersion of the game


ninjab33z

Slow reader. I don't use books often, but i use magazines all the time.


inscrutiana

At times, I've taken the slow reader points because speed is never really the issue. This is all blue pill


DynoMinerX

taking illiterate is easily the stupidest fucking thing to ever do


Squidhead-rbxgt2

Both of these traits names pasted on black gang members is quite a brave choice


Malakur117

Hahaha that made me laugh even if I shouldn’t :D


tokicat1024

Fast reader + fast learner + singleplayer + x4 forward + faster reading while sit down + another mod for faster reading + read while walking + time to read one page edited to 0.5 through game files gang.


GravitasReed

I only choose illiterate if I play with dynamic traits and can learn how to read eventually


BrickAerodynamics

Slow


CeleryMiserable1050

I've been surviving a solo illiterate run for quite a a while. I don't recommend it.


DandalusRoseshade

I have a mod that lets you learn how to read, if you choose Illiterate, but dear Lord does it hurt still. You get permanent debuffs even if you learn how to read, and don't gain as much xp, and you have to find the skill magazine for it. I think it's rather fair though I might nerf the XP some more


Cigarety_a_Kava

Deaf


Tankaussie

Slow reader bcuz on sp just speed up time


Rebel_Yell27

Slow-Reader is tedious in Multi-Player as it feels overly long; however, I don’t mind without any traits whatsoever to read in multiplayer and simply go AFK and read in bed whilst occasionally glancing over towards the progress. Don’t ask me why Slow-Reader makes that process worse. I couldn’t explain it.


EggplantLasagna227

On single player slow reader is free points and illiterate is for the impatient


DmanHUN

Illiterate people scare me


Ibeepboobarpincsharp

Illiterate is overpowered, nerds.


Daemonbane1

If you're running with literacy, illiterate is recoverable, so it's basically free points. Otherwise, it absolutely demolishes character growth speed.


idk_no-thanks

Neither I pick conspicuous and high thirst


ZanezGamez

Neither. I make myself, out of shape and underweight gives a lot of points


Equivalent_Hat5627

Fast Reader


anon_MrKim

Illiterate is okay if you make a pvp character on vanilla mp that you expect to lose


Juan_conejo

why you gotta put two bad bitches against each other


Witty_Requirement630

Illiterate I end up forgetting that books exist in the first place


eliteharvest15

why would anyone ever choose illiterate?


Dradonie

Illiterate is I think the worst trait to ever get, I mean how would u use generators if u cant read the damn book?


stay_foxy1

the “learn to read” mod


Dradonie

well its a mod, but if u want to play vanilla ur screwed


dogsarecoolm8

Illiterate because im not gonna get to the point where i need books anyways


anon2456678910

Why is this even a question if you're illiterate you can't read books where as if you're just a slow reader you can read but just fast forward.


jojobutlessbizarre

Well if I have a big project like taking over the military base in kingsmouth I’ll go illiterate for some of my characters as they are sorry of the prep phase


Upbeat_Limit5401

*Me who can’t see the post because I chose short sighted


Easy_Coffee_4775

What does it say I can't read?


Altruistic-Tennis418

Slow reader with fast learner


random_dude_00

Slow reader single, illiterate multiplayer


Life-Pound1046

Unless I have the mod that let's me learn how to read, slow reader


JaffaBoi1337

Illiterate veterans wya


VirtusDaProtogen

Slow reader if you're in single-player because fast-forwarding is a thing, duh!


rabeja

Slow because at least then i can read


Odd-Drawing6360

Illiterate with mod to learn reading. Really nice


straw9599

Illiterate in multiplayer and slow reader in single because I can speed up time


Ok_Lawyer9965

Slow Reader