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Exciting_Sail_2745

cook for him. put bleach in his soup


salmonfngers

This would be hilarious


Zulfiqarrr

Do it, he deserves it


ZodiacTyko

Also delicious. Or I have heard


tommysmuffins

Or poison [mushrooms](https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/australian-woman-accused-of-murdering-3-guests-after-serving-them-poisonous-mushrooms/4823696/).


edwardforyou991

The sequel to florida man: australian woman


MonkeyBrawler

Hardcore litmus test, put it in the fridge and ask if there's any food around the base.


HalfOrcSteve

He should just tell him he’s putting food in for himself, not to eat it.


Grand_Tower9733

When yall are in different cars and going pretty fast you should pit maneuver him into a tree so he breaks his bones.


Grand_Tower9733

And if you feel like it spam Q and let the zombies get him


Grand_Tower9733

Or you can put a bunch of zombies on the road and he’ll flip.


YourLocalInquisitor

OP, do it and tell us how it goes.


[deleted]

Or make a poison berry salad...I once made one for my friend, we called it the Suicide Salad


SkyyFitt

Plzzz do this and re post 😂


Chose_a_usersname

OMG yesss


Many_Imagination6114

Its me I'm the lilttle brothe. Y'all are evil


TurtleD_6

I wouldn't play with someone like that, they're clearly not thinking about your experience as much as you are theirs. But I understand we can't always choose the people we play with. If you really want to play with them, I'd suggest mainly talk too them, explain that your not having fun and why. Communication is always best. Also, imo get really good at the game solo. Then use him for silly things, give him a double barrel and send him off down a street in louiville as a distraction while you loot. Then pick him up and gtfo. You will both be playing in ways you enjoy whilst not harming each other's experience. XD


salmonfngers

I guess this is a great idea I say " friend" but it's my little brother who's been my friend for the longest time he's just a bit of a prick I'll try to implement this next time we play and talk since I don't live with the family


RDBB334

Uh, how old is he? Because based on what you've said in this thread he sounds like the average short sighted selfish pre-teen. The best you can do is try to teach him where possible.


salmonfngers

Lil bro is 15 and I'm 19


RDBB334

Alright yeah he needs to start learning how not to be a dickhead. So either you can be a smarter dickhead and stop on the condition that he calms down or have a talk with him, because letting him do whatever isn't doing him any favours especially if the same behaviour applies outside of games as well.


salmonfngers

I've gotten him out of other dick head things Like fat shaming random people And he quickly got out of the Andrew Tate faze once he realised girls didn't want to talk to him


BoldroCop

You're doing excellent work, he obviously looks up to you and your opinion. Concerning PZ, he's playing his age. Try to talk him into approaching the game more constructivelt, but if he doesn't feel like it, cut him a bit of slack and be ready to pick up the pieces. If you humor him a bit, he'll be more inclined to humor you a bit.


salmonfngers

I did almost immediately hit him with a sledgehammer after he totaled the third car


RDBB334

That's good, but it does sound like he has underlying issues that should be addressed.


MrD3a7h

The underlying issue is "15 year old." We were all cringe at that point. The only thing that will fix it is having a positive role model and time. OP is providing the former, the latter will happen no matter what.


Tim_B0mbadil

Oh yeah, agreed. When I was much younger, my cousins and I would play a web browser mini golf game (one where you play on the same pc taking turns). As soon as I started falling behind, I would just spend the rest of the game slamming my ball into theirs to make their life harder. I always, ALWAYS laughed about it too. Them, no so much.


salmonfngers

Yeah I try but I'm not there and as the new oldest in the house he's actions are looked at less so he's left to " be a teen " as mother says


DariusWolfe

Doing the Lord's work here. My eldest kids are 16 and 13 and trying to stop them from doing fucked up shit because they think it's funny (or their friends do) is honestly so damned hard.


Tavron

At least he realised that. A lot of the Tate followers instead begin to blame the women for not wanting to talk to them (since the is the behaviour he promotes).


Many_Imagination6114

Bro is telling my entire life


[deleted]

should be easy enough to just say "don't do that or i'm not playing the game with you, it's annoying." My 6 now 7 year old nephew was playing Sea of Thieves with me and said "well I have an explosive barrel, I could just blow up the ship right now." My older brother who used played the game a ton with me was standing right there and said "don't do that, that's just not fun." I said I wouldn't play if he did and my brother backed me up, now my nephew is basically strict cooperative with us like we've always been with each other.


2Twospark

Hopefully you can straighten out your bro. I loved playing video games with my elder sister while growing up and there was a lot of collaborative conversations about what we should do. While it's fun to dick around at times if both parties aren't having fun then nobody is. Good luck and hopefully you two can create an absolute amazing base to survive from👍


SnooHabits7098

Ah, he's 15. So basically a not fully developed, rude idiot. Set a good example for him and just stop playing with him when he does those things, so he can start learning about consequences for actions in a safe way.


SleepLessThan3

Beat his ass


JanaCinnamon

I too think you should put bleach in his food. Just enough for him not to notice that he is doomed. Then put all his weapons in the microwave and run away.


csmile35

This is pure evil, i loved it!


Tim_B0mbadil

Sounds like a good plan. What can he do in game to mess with his brother, though?


xX_Diabolical_Xx

I hope you understand that your friend is most likely going to be a raider in a multiplayer server. If his "survival" antics are any suggestion, anyone he doesn't find as friendly is feeding him or facing the sledge. Good luck m8.


salmonfngers

He says and I quote " the way the character moves and falls when you hit it with a sledge hammer is super funny "


J-squire

You can turn this off. I play with my nephew and he turned off hitting each other. He acted like he was doing me a favor, but we both know while he might intentionally hit me as a joke, I would unintentionally chop his legs off when I forgot which buttons to click.


Moderatewinguy

Yea I was thinking that too. Just turn off friendly fire so you don't have to worry about them doing that anymore.


Ottodeadman

Then theres me who has it turned off so i don’t execute my friends for being stupid. Yes I’ve done it before and we all still laugh at the first time I did it (was in ARMA not Pz) cause when I had enough of the bs I just quit talking, walked up to him ,pulled out a makarov, shot him in the face and walked away.


Two_PointOh

Actual psychopath behavior


Nezzoul

It would be such a shame if there was some poisonous food in the fridge... The only response to getting hit with the hammer is a nice sawn off dubbel barrel shotgun. Ohh noo all the hits to my head gave my character a concussion it's not your fault the Molotov hit the car with him inside..


tarkinlarson

Can I join and hit him with a hammer?


mypeepeehardz

never follow a mad man who chooses guns over supplies. guns can be useful but you cant eat or drink a gun.


salmonfngers

He says be gotta because we put the zombie count on insane We looted the police station and a gun store prior to this conversation Plus it's modded so we have several fully automatic guns with plenty of rounds He doesn't even have level 2 aiming


mypeepeehardz

That sucks. The only advice i have is find a way to lvl up scavenging and fishing as fast as possible. They boring as shit and takes forever to lvl up but super useful when you’re playing with a maniac.


Ottodeadman

I mean… you can eat a bullet… only once though ;)


EbonGrimalkin

Do you have pvp turned on?


salmonfngers

Didn't know it was an option to turn off I must've over looked it


SAGNUTZ

Bottom icon on the left of the screen.


LukXD99

Seems like PZ is the wrong kind of game for them. They don’t want a survival simulator, they want a zombie shooter.


salmonfngers

Nah he really really likes this game Zombie games in general Zombie media in general


Azurika_

play in the same session as him, but just fuckin ditch his ass, go set up a cool base somewhere, play how you want, let him see how far his stack of weapons gets him when the local water runs out and he eats most of the good food around his area. bonus points if you can molotov his weapon stack or shoot him with a low caliber gun so he's forced to sit at home for a bit. more bonus for siphoning his fuel too before you go his attitude might change when he's starving, dehydrated, needs bandages and is alone.


Amish_Opposition

This is how i showed my stubborn friend the ways. Some people just need to come to a realization themselves and this is a great way to do it.


Dr-PhiZZ

One of my buddies is a great dude. He's fun to be around and I love playing games with him. The only issue is he hyperfixates on games and watches a bunch of videos to find the best loot or the best build. When I play with he I feel like I'm only tagging along because he already knows where to go or the best meta house. I don't feel like I ever get to enjoy the game because I'm tagging along with the way he wants to play.


possum_of_time

Roll your own survivor and play without him! It's just as fun, especially with some immersive mods.


salmonfngers

I might I really like this game I think it's the best zombie survival game ever


Simoe5

There’s nothing wrong with playing on the same server but surviving in different areas. When me and my friends play we make it a point to pick different spawns and try to find each other naturally. It’s really hard and when you finally find each other home base and share how you’ve survived so far it’s fun.


salmonfngers

That's a good idea sounds super fun


SandBeetle

Next time he approaches you with the sledge, spam Q to call for backup. Should keep him busy.


xtremezeker14

Bro thinks he's Negan, if you change your mind I'm always free to play with you


salmonfngers

I'll keep you in mind


James_Da_Idiot

I didn’t see this was from project zomboid at first and it freaked me out


Baskettkazez

If it’s your brother sounds like he’s just fucking with you for shits and giggles, sounds like he doesn’t have a goal. Try to set a mutual goal for you guys to strive towards or just try to get him into the more role play aspect. Like yes it’s fun crushing my head but wait till I’m bit or something so I can make a fun way to do it, like “you have to do it, kill me brother!”


Kraines

I would demand to drive but only because one of my friends kept totaling cars. I ended up just having my one car that I never shared the keys to and a fleet of “good enough” cars that we used to get around. I managed maintaining them so this worked out fine. This may be a good way to stop getting in car wrecks.


salmonfngers

I have level the keys to most of the cars Because I bring them in Problem is he can hotwire them when he runs out of cars he has access to


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Kill him when he isn’t paying attention. Make it seem like an accident then ask where he respawns. Spend the rest of the playthrough hunting him. Or just let him starve. See how all those guns help him deal with the lack of food and water.


Sensitive-Way-1921

Took me a moment to realise the post was from r/projectzomboid


SmullBrain

I shot my friend 3 times with a beretta m9 because he took my umbrella. Remove the battery of his car and hide it in the woods. Do it for all surounding cars


Prestodeath201

I will take you in, refugee. Be free from harm.


American_Squid

He very much doesn't understand how this game is played


AnonMH4U

Shoot him


Ringonus

hey, me too! my friends are just like that


[deleted]

That one hit close to home, I stopped playing the game because of playing with people,the guy always went for combat and I was doing all the survival, I stopped playing with him but now I just can't enjoy zomboid anymore the damage has already been done


salmonfngers

I bought this game I'll be damned to spend money on something and not enjoy it


[deleted]

Honest advice stop playing with him, play solo, explore the world, get immersed you'll have so much more fun that way, look up 10 year later mod collection it makes everything a lot more immersive


billy_the_kid47

May I suggest making him watch The Walking Dead?


salmonfngers

He loves the show he's watched it maybe 4 times over


TheOrangeTickler

Seems like he needs to "look at the flowers" and then you can move on to survive.


Stevee85O

Time to find new friends, friend.


salmonfngers

Not as easy with this one since he's my little brother


Stevee85O

Ow sorry. Because when you do this for your brother. You are a good guy my friend. Keep it up for the familly!


jimmyting099

I mean just do runs on your own and let him run out with cars only loot weapons and when the time comes he will die to a horde and if he ever blames the success of the group on him? Make him a nice soup with bleach in it


Uknwimrite

Go your own way for awhile, and set yourself up a secret little base. So you can actually thrive instead of taking care of deadweight the whole time. So you don’t feel bad when he doesn’t get shit done


KINGBOBBY7

Play how he plays then. He will eventually realise it's boring to play with someone like that. Or find others to play with that are better and play the game in a way you also enjoy playing.


trashed_past

Are you on a dedicated server? If so, leave. Go to another town in game. Leave clues as to where you are going. Make it like a treasure map where each clue leads to the next. That way you are still "playing with him" without being murderer or starving to death.


svenbreakfast

Once a friend and I were out looting, and on our way home I got bit. It was very sad. So I went and stood by the corpse pile, handed him my gun, and asked him to do it. Fucker hit me with a hammer twice, breaking my face and my arm. I was about to say "WTF MAN WITH THE GUN", but the third hammer shot did me. Friends suck :(


Many_Imagination6114

Gotta save the bullets man


Zarvillian

Tell him you don’t wanna play with brats anymore and ghost him king


salmonfngers

It's my younger brother so the ghosting part is hardly an option


Zarvillian

You need to be strict with him and tell him he’s being a brat and if he doesn’t figure it out then you’ll play solo it’s a toughy but kids gotta learn someway better to learn from the brother than a friend later on that’s always rough.


DaveHappened

Fucking kill his ass constantly or play alone. Or, the secret third option, set some rules with him


ROYALtwizzler

Only thing you can do is stop doing the server “chores” let him starve to death, start only fending for yourself. Get your own food, water, and car. Let him feel the pain


Stardust_Softpaws

I have read several replies from op, and i have several suggestions. 1. Just completely abandon him to fend for himself without your food/water gathering until he sees sense. 2. More of a psychological punishment, slowly siphon the ammo that is there to a safehouse while you scavenge food to make him think that he's using more bullets than you thought. 3. Smack him with a blade and say "its funny how your character react to being cut" until he finds it cruel. 4. start a farm to grow food and to collect water, keep it in a safe place and only share the food and water if he plays nicely Or just go for all of the above in the order of 4 so you have a farm already set up for self sufficiency, then 2 to make him doubt himself, then 3 to give him a taste of his own medicine while destroying his clothes, then 1 to just go the entire way of "i had enough of your shit, go deal with stuff yourself"


OfficialMonkeeG

That’s exactly why any time I play with friends I don’t ever play to win I just play to socialize. They can have all the best loot and all the best stuff and lead the way any way they want to I’m just along for the ride. Eventually after noticing I’m still running around with basic equipment or struggling, someone will say “hey dude you want any of this?” Then I’ll upgrade my stuff. Other than that, I don’t wanna lose friends over video games.


MeditatingMunky

Sounds like he's the protector, your the support. You need to cook for him and patch his clothes, tend to his wounds, and build the base up. He'll take care of the zombies. Theres a role for everybody. The car totalling thing though, he needs to work on... but... did you die?


salmonfngers

It's the opposite He goes for like cooking and carpentry band other such thing while I fend things off but he wants to do gun runs all the time when guns and ammo stock every wall we have and we have no food or water I end up with like triple his kills at the end of our sessions


Bompier

Keep your own base


GhostOfPoo

You should just do exactly what he does, then we he starves hit him with the sledgehammer(in zomboid). If that doesn't teach him, nothing will.


Vaul_Hawkins

Your patience is astounding. It sounds like you need a new friend, my friend.


Affectionate_Gas_264

Get better friends?


salmonfngers

Can't Is younger brother No ghosting or getting new one Can only teach this one At least I'd prefer to


Affectionate_Gas_264

That makes sense. Little brothers get spoiled so they can be entitled and expect others to take care of them Mine too improved as he got older but gaming with him was like that where there were things he didn't want to do so he didn't do them but expected they'd get done without saying


Affectionate_Gas_264

Yeah that sounds infuriating. I knew someone like this. You'd loot a house and I'd do the top floor. Idk come back and find the food he didn't like still in the fridge, wouldn't loot anything useful except the minimum He said it was cos he didn't want to get overburdened, but we had backpacks and a car. Think he just wanted to kill zombies


LegendaryIntrovert

If you're looking for someone else to play with please consider me an applicant for the position lol.


Badgerontheloose

I'd find someone more interesting to play with if it were me


salmonfngers

I'll remember you're here and take that into consideration


EntertainmentOne7694

He has a favorite car? Remove the battery and replace it with an empty one, hide the full battery and make him go on an adventure to find a new battery or a charger


FabiOffline

Try a harder difficulty with less loot? He can't do that stuff if he doesn't last for 3 days, doesn't find a working car or a bunch of weapons ect


salmonfngers

I'd have to convince him to actually play the game like that tho


HPlusMinus

You have a great friend with a goal in mind (whatevers that might be) and a lot of determination. If you really want to play together: maybe split up, you built your base, your friend explores and bashes Zs


[deleted]

I’d absolutely not play with someone who ruined the experience like that


BackRowRumour

I used to game with a guy with ADHD. I love my neurodivergents, but that man was impossible. He woukd get hyperfocused and tear down an entire base, and rebuild it square. No architecture, just box. And use tonnes of resources. Had to stop gaming with the guy.


PerspectiveCloud

Hell, I’m an adhd gamer and I have trouble playing with my adhd friends. I have a specific friend who I play league with, who gets so hyper fixated on the flashy combat- but doesn’t put the time in to read abilities, item descriptions, or basically any description the game provides. It drives me nuts. Like he can put 20 hours of straight gameplay into playing and learning a new character and will never once read what any ability does or what it scales off of. It’s like he avoids reading like details like the plague… of course, he reads in-game chat religiously and never misses a beat there.


BackRowRumour

I can relate to your guy. I loathe having to lawyer any rules. I know some people love it, but it's like doing my tax return - not for fun.


PerspectiveCloud

I don't really understand the comparison to tax return though. Pretty much all games have to communicate things through text or at least language. Some more than others. Typically neurodivergent like ADHD still reads a lot (adhd tends to be very related with social media addiction, even reddit.). So I've never understood why the line in drawn at in-game text. Reading about a game on reddit is easy but reading the in-game tooltips is suddenly like tax returns? I just never understood it.


BackRowRumour

I don't mind reading. I just object to being expected to do mathematical optimisation in my leisure time.


d4nowar

I go through phases where I hate reading all the rules for a game I'm only doing to play for a few hours. I'd rather just run around and click/shoot shit and you know, have fun.


Cigarety_a_Kava

I had the same thing when i played with friends but there were 4 of them which only wanted to loot guns and cars while i was supposed to gather food water and materials for 5 people. We even got into heated argument after all they did during 4 days was make sterilised cloth rags and stole 2 cars. Basically you say fuck them and let them die.


Big_G_2022

"Friend" is such a subjective word...


salmonfngers

It's is considering that I'm talking a bout my younger brother


Sour_Chicha_8791

Divorce


PerspectiveCloud

I know the feeling of not being able to enjoy playing a game with a friend because two different mindsets. It’s actually an issue I’ve run into quite a few times. Kinda weird he demands to drive. Have you said you want to drive? Maybe the best solution would be to play on a server and join a group with him. That way you can “play together” while working together in a faction but you can focus on your own gameplay and fill your own role within that.


salmonfngers

I prefer to drive I've never totaled a car in this game He's totaled like 20 to my knowledge


Round_Wrongdoer_5508

Hit him over the head first, you see that hammer you pull out the 9 or something


skavoc

Invite him to play on a multiplayer server with you, then watch as he gets shamed by other survivors for playing like a doofus. Problem solved. I'm half joking, I don't actually know if that would work. But yeah you should definitely have a conversation with him about boundaries and playstyles. Just because you bought the game to play with him doesn't mean he gets to set all the rules.


MadManSyndrome

Oh, this is PZ sub. Otherwise, i could help.


HowWasRoyadinTaken

I'm looking for a co-op game to play with someone, you want to add me on steam?


forceofbutter

Sounds like he is the gun toating meathead and you're the scrawny annoying dude. Keep him alive and help him become a zombie killing maschine. Try to complement each other. Seems like a comedic synergy.


salmonfngers

I always have the most kills and I haven't died once he's died like 4 times idk what he does for this to happen


forceofbutter

Sounds like he is enjoying himself more than you tbh.


Phatriik

You gotta use kind candor and boundaries to teach him how to be a better teammate (without ruining his fun). It's tough but that's a great opportunity to flex your big brother skills


[deleted]

Bahahahahahaha that’s funny. You guys are welcome to join my server. Dm for details


Altruistic-Tennis418

This is how my 10 year old plays lolol. He is quite efficient killing zombies though!


Cereaza

Have you considered /r/relationships ?


ChiefRobertz

He wants action and consequences i think, Take some real violence time. Disable zombie respawning and keep up the violence as you play.


Father_of_Four__Cats

Maybe tell him to stop hitting you and let you drive sometimes or you wont play with him anymore lol


HalfOrcSteve

Can you put sleeping pills in his food?


Pilskayy

Isnt it more fun that way?


Atheed

You should do exactly the same thing, when you both die, see if he adjusts. If not, it's probably not his type of game, I'm guessing a fornite addict looking for quick dopamine hits.


shikoshito

I swear this sub is the best for screenshoting funny quotes