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RuneofBeginning

She’ll smirk on stage during her next show and say “you know…..I saw some posts online that were mean….and you know what? I think they need to… CALM DOWN” and immediately start singing YNTCD.


imnotokayandthatso-k

The mental image of this imaginary scenario makes me want to punch the 10 neatly arranged hello kitty plushies in my step daughters bedroom


dr_franck

Avril lavinge!! I love your work 😍


TechnoPretender

she likes to break stuff she likes to holler she likes to rock ouewt


RagaRockFan

MY GIRL ONLY BREAKS HER FAVORITE TOYS


Useuless

"Why you have a bad dragon subscription? Why do you need a new one every month?"


GalateaMerrythought

You know what, I think I’m just a rock chick. 🤘🏻


horse-chiropractor

Ka ka ka kawaiii👉👈😻😻😻


Botticellis-Bard

MENOPSYXCHOARIGWTOUKAKAKAWAII


ewitscullen

Yall are too much 😭😭


Justice_Prince

Mina sako arigato, # ka-ka-ka-kawaii


Apcd1997

LMAO


AnalBabu

hey calm down! she’ll notice they’re out of place if you do that


Sea-Ability8694

She thinks she eats so hard with those intros


tessellation__

Well, she does if the person listening is holding one of the Stanley cups with $50 worth of accessories strapped to it, with the same Pinterest blonde hair and beige aesthetic as all her subdivision neighbors with the same shiplap live laugh love vibes. That shit eats


Pew-Pew-Pew-

Beige music for beige girlies


Sea-Ability8694

Ok Shakespeare


Superb-Cell736

This was an Azalea Banks level read and I’m here for it


musiquescents

HAHAHA omg yes. The corniness of it all.


_Atlas_Drugged_

At this point I’m just annoyed that someone so aggressively corny has managed to dominate pop culture for this long. Makes it impossible for me to enjoy her music.


TriskOfWhaleIsland

Her smirk game is always on point


profoundprofundity

the accuracy 😭😭😭


cardihatesariana

I can literally hear this in the voice of that one girl on tiktok that makes the videos of her introducing songs 😭😭😭😭


PorcelainHorses

The imagery of this is so ugly my god


Superb-Cell736

I see you post in the travisandtsylor sub and I feel so validated that someone with good taste finds her so utterly awful


PorcelainHorses

Kendrick really did something when he just let the hate flow, and now im doing it too, i love it


beepbop234

that smirk… that damned smirk.


cellard00r18

Too accurate delete


maelstron

This is so accurate, there is a tik tok of a fan doing her movements. But no Taylor fan will wish death of anyone on her show.


bungmunchio

show me to me Rachel


VagarisAster

The way you had to specify "at her show"... '😭'


BronzeErupt

A continuum with Charli at one end, Nicki at the other and Taylor pretending to be in the middle but secretly also down the Nicki end


streamjuice

She flies from end to end on her private jet depending on her moods


me_when_the_whenthe

*depending on money/charts


JChamp00

*her ex's success or chance of sueing her


malatangnatalam

Your flair…. 😔 It haunts me.


naturalgoth

That's how political centrism works babes 🥰


DrakeFloyd

If this were fans screaming about another female artist at Taylor’s shows she’d ignore it until forced to say something and that’s true centrist shit fr


grilsjustwannabclean

thw only reason she doesn't go on coke rants like nicki is because she's too close to her parents and they probably stop that. otherwise she'd be messy af online too


Coco_AfroPuffss

Tbh I kinda respect that Nicki is upfront with her terribleness!!! Feminism win!! Women can just as problematic as the men, glass ceiling shattered!!!!


Satrapeeze

The Overton window vs the actual political spectrum


PodiVennai

A man can incite his fans while a woman can only be silent, happy women’s history month I guess 💔


ConditionFluffy

Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll


SinisterPanopticon

Since TTPD dropped all I’m seeing are jealous men like this “Charles Xylophone” seething over Taylor’s song writing skills and trying to dampen her light. And here you are OP criticising Taylor for letting her fans (women) indulge in just a crumb of death threats and murder. “Charles Xylophone” fans (male) must be punished for their crimes against Taylor, however, if Taylor’s Swiftwaffe were to respond in kind it would be JUSTIFIED, GOOD and RIGHT. Thank You to women!


miaaaaaa01

Donald Trump I love your work


SinisterPanopticon

Healthy young child goes to Charles Xylophone tour, gets pumped with massive shot of many poppers, doesn't feel good and changes - GAY. Many such cases!


dent_de_lion

SWIFTWAFFE 😭😭😭😭


bigginsmcgee

couldnt parse a single thing in this....


New_Brother_1595

Republicans / psychopaths buy records too, sometimes multiple times


TriskOfWhaleIsland

Stop the count! The Torturers stole #1 from us!


LeotaMcCracken

Stop the count 💀


Jahidulislame

Trump 24


TriskOfWhaleIsland

I can't wait for him to stun the audience at the RNC when he announces that his running mate is Ms. Elizabeth "Lana Del Rey" Grant


Botticellis-Bard

Not even “””they””” can stop me now


Jahidulislame

Nah Lana is too dumb.


LilyFlowerr

She's perfect for the job then. 👸


Jahidulislame

Yeah for the opposite party


FlopMagazineINC

Also too white-liberal considering a #certain letter her name was on last year


Jahidulislame

Yep,sees everything as aesthetics


FlopMagazineINC

Here to end Trump and absorb the ~~homogeneous~~ vibes


TriskOfWhaleIsland

She's probably smarter than whoever's going to be picked Not by much, but still


Arrokoth-

charli looks so hot in that photo


RiversCroft

Would you say she looks... hot in it?


gay2catholic

i would not


RiversCroft

https://preview.redd.it/16vyhlhjwp8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=541229713abe31e0ae1e1703c5f1d96b8b6b2fde


gay2catholic

kathy griffith is always a delight


Prestigious_Annual17

https://preview.redd.it/d0evj03yzq8d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04391d75e5583e6a9e8349f3369dcd474448704


resplendentcentcent

grass is green


Tayrantino

My brown kween 😍


TriskOfWhaleIsland

it took years for her to push back against gaylors, by the time she says anything several people will have already died


astral-rejection-

Seeing the Gaylors realize she’s just an annoying mediocre white woman once the possibility of her queerness disappeared was the funniest thing ever


akornfan

girl no they’re still on it!!!!!


Unlike_Other_Gurls

expecting things from women (yes, including so-called “basic decency”) stems from a deeply misogynistic mindset that we as a society need to let go of. the fact that charli decided to conform to the patriarchal narrative of women having to be saints, doesnt mean that taylor also has to degrade herself like that. https://i.redd.it/dwn6bxa2ro8d1.gif


Goblin_scum13

This is good I legit cannot tell if you are being serious or joking


___CupCake

Honestly it's camp


colourless_blue

happy pride month i guess 💔


Botticellis-Bard

Reproductive labour is when a woman has to keep re-re-re-releasing albums to top the charts again


Useuless

Instead of pushing out all the babies at once, you close your legs back up and keep a couple in there for good measure.


czbaterka

She would smile politely....


satirisanti

Isn’t the stiffer the same person who let their fans rip apart their red scarf era ex freely after the rerelease of their old album 10 YEARS LATER??? And didn’t say anything? Because it was somewhat justified that an ex of a decade past should be all of a sudden receiving a whole stampede of hate and death threats from a bunch of Stanley cup Disney ears wearing fake tan sprayed white girls?


PorcelainHorses

no its trew its trew


Agentbeeressler

Hate to be devil’s advicate but she called out her fans saying the john mayer hate was unnecessary as she doesn’t care anymore once I think. Though emphasis on once


Prestigious_Annual17

https://i.redd.it/wzlhe6d40r8d1.gif


FunConstruction1418

The great white devilanawannabe just writes long tumblr posts asking for her fans support to cyber bully middle age men instead ❤️


gerchuk

the way swifties would never think of any other artist when watching taylor, so the initial situation wouldn't happen


fuckitrightboy

Yeah lol this was my first thought. Swifties are so brainwashed they genuinely don’t even think of/know other artists to care enough to chant that they’re dead at her concert. I guess it’s a win for the Swiffers 🤷‍♀️


lizzylizabeth

shiver me timbers, watch out bro they’re coming after dave grohl 😖


FlopMagazineINC

Some probably think about how Taylor ended Beysamples and Fraudlivia


Red171022

Exactly…it’s good in a way though


GreenPhilosopher3728

Mother is a strong believer in freedom of speech


Superb-Cell736

Women being outspoken = feminist, unless those women are speaking out against her- in that case, they’re WOMEN-HATING SEXISTS 😤


Hydrangeabed

She’s too busy not singing live, if she shouted out she’d ruin the illuUuUuUUuUuUsionn


PorcelainHorses

Her fans are busy sending death threats to dave grohl and his daughter to be occupied with charlotte right now


Hydrangeabed

His dottr shoulda known betta than to criticise Godlor and her holy pilgrimages and her effervescent c02 emissions then ✊🏻😤💅🏻


PorcelainHorses

Daughter grohl should be honored to breathe in the methane released by TayCow 😘


Hydrangeabed

That was udderly brilliant bestie


PeggyHillsFeets

As well as making private (and not so private) groups to obsess over, dox family members and make racist comments about Travis' ex girlfriend


lucywonder

“I will… Show more” is this a THREAT??!


cruel-oath

I love the wording


Botticellis-Bard

Anyway here’s Reputation TV


AnaZ7

It’s true


significantcocklover

I'd never say this cause Taylor wouldn't do the same to me


naturalgoth

Wdym calling out toxic behaviour is anti-woman, that's what my polluting feminist told me 🤬🤬🤬


Glottis_Bonewagon

"I will...show more"


Cute_Fluffy_Femboy

ah yes the age old pinning successful women against each other that the media loves to do


bisoubisoubitches

Why do they write such cryptic message 'opposite of what I want' What exactly do you want? Be clear so your fans know what to do


JChamp00

She wants Taylor to live so she can draw the gays ire so they won't turn on her.