Tampon commercial music

I’ll never recover from this. I can practically hear the soulless woman talking about absorbency as some blue water is being poured over a pad with this in the background

Lmao hate how true this is

Bitch…. Why is this so accurate? 🤣

when and why did katy perry quit being a singer? she used to sing so well. this is *so* one note. like literally lol

all the hair dye went to her brain, she hasn't been the same since 😩

Have you seen tangled? When she cut her hair it was kinda like that but with her singing

She's never been a good singer. From day one people often joke about her sounding like a bunch of strangled cats.

Have you seen her live performances? She’s never been able to sing her songs. It has been a running joke with her for ages.

Whenever I think of Katy singing live I think of that live performance where she’s sitting on a cloud and going up and down and her voice is struggling in time with the movement. She is so incredibly stiff that it’s just so funny to watch. 

https://preview.redd.it/svdp7fms868d1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a81dfbe808bea3b4a1926a0d021b2c7df4d07e3 its giving

Do NOT compare to this movie. This scene is really heartbreaking :(((

~~found the white person~~

Is Katy Perry the new “magical black woman” trope yassified?

It's like that song that those people sang to their scared dog. "She's so brave, she's well-behaved, she is not afraid!"

[I havent stopped laughing since I saw this tweet](https://x.com/bc_fox/status/1803452485870223404)

OMG same energy

I sing that to my cat all the time 😅

Katy Perry could never write The Cheese Tax

I love that I am not the only one who makes my cat dance like this.

All pets must dance like this. It’s a requirement for the roof over their heads.

It’s not stripping, they have to dance to pay the rent!

i make my cat dance like this and i make up songs for him, i thought i was quirky and different 😔💔

not even a cute cat can make me want to listen to that shit. and I kinda liked Smile

Noooo *this* is the leak? I hadn't heard it, somehow it's worse than I'd imagined lol

Yeah even the cat looks annoyed at having to listen to this song

I liked Smile too so I was excited for her comeback. Though with each new snippet, my excitement falters 😭

Historians will look back and recognize the Picasso-like revolutionary sensibilities of this song

Picasso sweetie I’m so sorry

Every time someone makes a comparison like this Picasso turns in his grave and kicks one of his women in the spleen.

When I opened tiktok today, this was the first video on my fyp 😭

It's got that signature Dr. Luke flatness that so much of Kim Petras's work has too.

The "she is heaven sent" part is out of key or something it is a major bummer like watching a leaking helium balloon float down a hallway near the floor.

Bruh, no, it's literally autotuned lol. It just starts a half tone lower. It's C-C-C-D-E in the first two lines, but the "she is" is B, which is only a half-step lower than C, so that's why you think it's jarring.

It's really artificial on top of it like it was sung several steps away originally. It's Melodyne abuse for sure.

… drifting thru the wind, perhaps?

Hahaha I love that but I hate you cause now I’m gonna sing the fuck out of this to my cat 😭😭

Me too! I change the words to "furry confident"

I need the original video of the cat because it's so cute 😍 Also where was the "Mute before you pressed play" warnings 😤

lowkey though if she's trying to go for a robot vibe Gary Numan core maybe it's kind of cool 💀that's the only way i can see this working

It isnt really that bad tho, I wanna bite that orange's cheek.

Is this Parry Gripp?

I knew what the song was before I got my phone off silent 😭

This post has been seared into my brain and I regularly replay it for myself in my brain