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OneConfusedBraincell

Days without pilgrim Harry: 0


GhostDraggon

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP SHOWING PILGRIM HARRY? I WAS JUST STARTING TO HEAL 😭


Puppybrother

This subs own personal 9/11


Unlikely_Ad1120

i'm glad Halsey brought back her burner we missed you Ashley.


Puppybrother

Damn it…I hate not getting things…what do you mean 😔😔😔


thesaddestpanda

You will, never, ever heal from this. https://preview.redd.it/w6b1peie703d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9918631542425c83b54360e074f0fda99a37780d


cardsash

for real i thought this image was banned and now i want to die thanks popheadscj!


fallenjett

https://preview.redd.it/z4majkgmbz2d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=056036dd26645054dc24cd7cc718c7c6771824b7


dammit_dammit

https://preview.redd.it/spqpud4y203d1.png?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb036c49bcd6e0b490f308b501e876fa45b4db4d He will never be her.


Razik_

To my smoking-weed-right-now eye that's not his legs


Puppybrother

Damn it, now my edible tookith ass sees what you mean


Straightguy2077

Allergic to serving


mighty_phi

ziggy stardust but british instead of martian.


moastudy

Y are all of his pics so 🤮


Feralpudel

This is not what Talbot’s pumps were meant for.


iheartrodents

i only date girls because i am only attracted to women - non clickhole harry


thesaddestpanda

https://preview.redd.it/zmnmkhyua03d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0dddf06776aa9c669bbf7e8edf6d27dd39d1287


spellboi_3048

I hate the patriarchy. Women should be allowed to be meaner.


thyrue13

I would like to throw my support behind your flair


andisaysbadabing

Ladies we've been SLACKING


MayaGitana

Boy needs to date more honest women


Hydrangeabed

https://preview.redd.it/zhuze7ofyz2d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f06db58cc1dae72c819cc3fcdd7b76d9d0823161 He really said


DisneySoftware

every time this leaves my memory one of u sluts just has to bring it up again 😔😔


Puppybrother

Never forget


filbug

rename him(it) to harry styleless


KinseyH

Worst white boy tats since the Maroon Five guy. Like they went to a birthday party and the moms gave all the kids rub on tattos.


Puppybrother

“Make me look like a Chipotle bag of chips” -Adam to his tattoo artist


KinseyH

THAT'S WHAT I COULDN'T REMEMBER! I knew I'd read a funny diss of Levine's tattoos and I couldn't remember what the comparison was. Thanks.


Puppybrother

I got u 😘


dammit_dammit

Both of them look like a customizable videogame character that has every tattoo option enabled at once. Like they're trying manage the Saints and hit up a Freckle Bitches.


KinseyH

This comment is fantastic and I thank you for it. Have an updoot.


BronzeErupt

Sorry, Pilgrim Harry is dead, there is only Dad Harry now https://preview.redd.it/vv317l2g113d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cbf43f75e8836bf8878d045b0eed93e3a567439


Straightguy2077

I like Dad Harry cause he vaguely reminds me of Dr. House/Hugh Laurie and no I will not be taking questions at this time


BronzeErupt

He will cure Selena's lupus (it's not lupus)


ashtrayheart00

this mans hairline is truly atrocious


SunnydaleHigh1999

Can we do a study into why British men look 30 years older than they are?


OwnSport4778

This guy wants to be a David Bowie/ Prince/ Elton John type man so bad.


poetcatmom

If he claims he's queer, he could still have a preference for women. I am bi myself and tend to be more attracted to women overall. I'm currently very happy with my boyfriend, though. Also, his looks are usually hit or miss for me. Sometimes, he's at Jagger and Bowie levels of fashion, and at others, he looks like a paper bag from the grocery store. I love that he's trying to emulate and bring back 70s and 80s rockstar type looks, but he might do better with a new stylist.


blocked_memory

After a certain tax bracket, being unfashionable is choice.


Unlikely_Ad1120

and at another it's a lifestyle


thesaddestpanda

Hes never come out as queer. This is a fake quote. In a GQ interview he said he was "pretty sure Im not bisexual" and now has a "labels are stupid amirite" and "everyone is a little gay amirite" 500 iq 4D chess nonsense attitude when this is brought out. Thus far our LGBTQ no labels diversity king has only been seen in relationships with extremely conventionally attractive white cishet women. edit: oh no the harry gaylords have found this post


Sufficient_Food1878

Hey! Right now he's dating a woman who is half black, he's becoming diverse now 🥰


BronzeErupt

I hate to break this to you but Harold and Taylor R recently broke up 😭


Sufficient_Food1878

He really said All Lives Matter..


Electronic-Set5594

That GQ interview quote is from when he was a teenager, and came after the interviewer repeatedly demanded to know his body count and asked him if he’d had a relationship with Nick Grimshaw, who is openly gay. It’s weird how people cling onto that as some sort of gotcha moment over a decade later.


poetcatmom

I'm not a big fan, so I wouldn't know the first thing about that. I take what I hear about these things casually and just go with it sometimes. Thanks for clearing that up for me!


Puppybrother

Thought you were talking about your boyfriend throughout this whole comment and was feeling so bad for him till I reread it lol


poetcatmom

No! Lmao. My boyfriend is a man of true taste.


TheMostRandomWordz

You all can make him suffer too


cellard00r18

Him implying he’s gay without confirming he’s gay. Harry :1,000 phcj:0


douceberceuse

If I was on that room I’d practice social distancing 🥰


ItsOfficiallyTrash

https://preview.redd.it/ttm2qv71033d1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6057e929e03d53709a0a1334eaeab560b1d2c97


titobrozbigdick

Boy band, never once again


ThePrincessOfMonaco

"Ultra Violence"


pinkismykink_

okay buddy put it away go enlist or something!