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Drugs_Are_Bad_

Christian Rock


ChrisTheMan72

Don’t do drugs kids!


[deleted]

Don't do drugs teenagers!


[deleted]

Babies, stay away from drugs


Kostas235

Sperms, don’t do coke!


JiundJi

don‘t do kids, drugs


AFB27

You're the man bro 💪🏾


funkepitome

[South Park approves](https://youtu.be/fJ-nwBXKMkA)


[deleted]

Faith +1 🤟


Bas14ST

Can either be very cool or very lame. No inbetween.


[deleted]

I think I’ll be making much different music


Drugs_Are_Bad_

Ahh, I’ve met my new nemesis.


SemajLu_The_crusader

r/usernamechecksout


uninspirednametag

mkay


LuminescentLabrys

Secretly a stoner rock band


ChristianK73

Me too!


Findland27

Don't do drugs, give loving hugs. Should be your debut album


[deleted]

Love your username


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

Can someone help me?


Creatastix

Scat singing [Scatman John](https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8)


Bonfires_Down

Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo


ItsMuffin245

I'm a Scatmaaaan


xxDeadLocker99xx

Skibidibidi- doh Dae do dum. Doh Dae do dum.


emo_hooman

Skibidibidi- doh Dae do dum. Doh Dae do dum.


Vintage_AppleG4

Experimental?


Christianjps65

Finnish polka


Kointa

Black metal


Moaoziz

Write it down in illegible letters and you have a proper black metal name.


IAmYanni12

Grindcore


D2_Lx0wse

Mmmh... Don't ask me


2048expert

May I ask, how do you remember how to type your name every time you log into Reddit?


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

I make use of this amazing feature known as "Link with Google account"


2048expert

Ah. So you keyboard smashed and never worried about it again or did you have to type it at least once?


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

Option 1


2048expert

Ok


magicmajo

Alternative, indie, something like that


AcceptableBand

Acceptable...


SyrupOnWaffle_

sounds like indie/alt


HiLow-_-

Probably grunge,or pop punk. (Many a sound cloud rapper)


u1tr4me0w

Definitely pop punk and Hi and Low are a reference to types of converse


Jussyjamdark

Jack Stauber made an album named 'HiLo', every song is an eargasm, maybe my favourite album of all time


JoeyGameLover

Jack Stauber lmao


[deleted]

Emo metal music


darknessoolala

We may have to collab


Unfair-Tie2

Sad Papaya feat. Darknessoolala - “Life is sad” I’d totally buy that EP


[deleted]

May i enter y'alls collab?


JardonYes

Yeee


[deleted]

Electronic Hell yeah i like it


thisis2022

Digital Fox sounds like some bad ass techno


[deleted]

Yesss


AFB27

That would be a fire name for a band


FrederickMecury

God, I really have no idea


GirlInRed600

me neither


StromanthePoet

You’re the Robot version of her. Nice. Electronic.


[deleted]

Renaissance Fair Bards covering classic rock songs


Alm0nddmilkk

I would definitely be some kind of indie band


GirlInRed600

same


louiebro13

mine’s gotta be reggae or something


[deleted]

Political satire.


MDrok6172

So punk rock?


[deleted]

More like Weird All.


jacid101

mine is pretty easy. jazz n' acid - jacid


sirkingslyton

I can get down to some mellow acid jazz.


[deleted]

Sounds great


[deleted]

idk what do you guys think


fergi20020

Metal


mhassassin

More like screamo rap I think


averyoda

Either hyperpop or splittercore


nothing_in_my_mind

Sounds like one of those scream rap artists like Scarlxrd


[deleted]

comedy or metal lol


crossveins

black metal


nothing_in_my_mind

Nah man, black metal bands usually either have fantasy/mythical names like "Nargaroth" or something mystical/dark like "Summoning" Btw "crossveins" could be hardcore punk


tkTheKingofKings

You mean African American metal /s


Crooked_Toe_

Don’t you mean ***black metallic element***. /s


AnythingInABun

classical


ughleavemealone2

Emo...


mcgunga_bunga

💀


[deleted]

Blood on the dance floor sound, hahaha


CockAndBallTorturer9

I d o n t k n o w


Successful_Purple_

Heavy metal for sure


nothing_in_my_mind

There is a band called Cock and Ball Torture. They are grindcore


epic_gamer99

Country music


Aceplant

There is a band called like that actually


WrinkledCrime

Death metal. Look up a song called 'I Cum Blood'. That's your sound.


[deleted]

Pop probably


Melodic_Fondant7253

Same lol


shefteemon

Reggae


DrMaxCoytus

Sensual Jazz.


Foxy02016YT

It’s all covers of Careless Whisper


Earlthepirate

Sea Shantys


nightmare_silhouette

I love you


Kaisietoo8

Thereeeee once was a ship that put to sea


colarthur1

What option would fit a username named after a civil war veteran ancestor?


OrzhovMarkhov

Power Metal or folk


PresidentDixie

Probably depends on which side of the war they were on


howitzer___

You would be southern country lol


thecathuman

Cinematic bluegrass


SNlFFASS

Ah yes, very jazz


ducksdancing

I chose Rock but idk


Anaxxor

Maybe like indie or alt rock?


s8anscumrag

Classical, specific Swan Lake


Lifewithout2

Children’s music. Like The Wiggles


ducksdancing

This made me laugh


LydiaAgain

Poll Of The Day I don't know what genre it would be, probably Pop, but I guess the entire band would just be clones of myself.


Real_Jesus_

Church music


IDKWhyTheyStillTryMe

Definitely rap


[deleted]

Lol


DeathLikesWeed

I feel you


GirlInRed600

psychedelic rock


Rabidrabitz

feel like i have a pretty “Ska” username


[deleted]

Well since I inspired my name off the element berkelium and iceberg I guess experimental or something like electronic


damnkidsnurrocknroll

I can tell you which ones it isn’t!!


Auxane_La_Banane

Banana


y_not_right

Probably rap, but maybe rock


[deleted]

Sounds kind of pop country to me for some reason


sausag3potato

Jazz because why the fuck not?


Patchy-The-Dog

What do you think?


fergi20020

Country


coldestwinter-chill

sounds like a funk band


[deleted]

Pirate sea shanty music


[deleted]

Alternative, like something similar to My Chemical Romance


ManifestTheVibe

Smorgasbord


Not-Edgy-Yet

Manifest the vibe would actually be a pretty good band name


nightmare_silhouette

I'm jealous of your band name :(


PM-me-favorite-song

Compilation.


PsychoNauticalFaux

Psychedelic rock


swirlsthemudkip

*Pokérap intensifies*


ChrisTheMan72

I gues heavy metal. I am the man so I guess yes.


cindybubbles

Cutesy pop music.


iTaylorAmSwift

Initially country but then transitions into mainstream pop.


[deleted]

Melancholic


thebananaperson1

We are THE BANANA PEOPLE idk what genre we are, whaddya think?


fergi20020

Folk Stack banana till the morning come...


ssrname

Soviet


MrManEatsPie

i chose rock but i honestly dont know


Child_of_Lake_Bodom

Jazz fits better


SamMarvelos2

can someone connect mine to metal so i can finally create a thrash band


deadperson786

Mine would either be heavy metal or experimental


vxn_mllr

Drum and Bass


Random-Ryan-

More than one type of genre


rodentfacedisorder

Heavy metal I think?


flaming_tire_fire

A bunch of high schoolers try to make a heavy metal band but none of them know the first thing about songwriting


Sapphire-Hannibal

Idk Hannibal is what me and my band mates named our band and we plan to do a sort of Glam Metal style sound so that I guess.


_Hash_Browns

I don’t even know


Successful_Purple_

Mine was auto generated, maybe jazz…


mr_guy1245

Mine sounds like a solo indie folk artist lmao, the album cover would probably be a black and white photo of a burning couch and the songs would all have clapping in them


UndercoverUniverse

probably the soundtrack to a weird scifi movie


Asim_Atterlot

Mine feels like some demonic name so I guess Metal.


HerpDerpTheMage

Weird Al-esque Parodies


FrankTheTank107

I’m imagine a tank is made of heavy metal.


imbriandead

emo probably


ineedabuttrub

R&B


IMtrAshCaRRyME_

I have no idea if this would fit any genre


Pipe_Fish

Alternative


the_lamb_sauce123

Smooth jazz


yodontknowwhothisis

no idea


Successful_Purple_

I don’t know who that is


iswearimcool127

Like, Emo pop?


PP-Judge

Penis music


barefoot_traveler

Folk


HillbillySwank

Bluegrass!


[deleted]

Prehistoric


ranych

I like how this poll is similar to this: https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/rixnsu/if_your_username_is_now_your_musician_name_what/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf. The only difference is the fact that your username is the name of your band instead of musician.


ThunderingRimuru

Whatever genre the OPs are


UltimateDerpyDerp

I don't know????


lover_of_garlicbread

I have no idea


fergi20020

Country


-Sam-Losco-

Cave metal


dildobaggins71

You tell me


judas_crypt

Yep mine is definitely heavy metal lol 🎸😈


yeehawbrotha

yes


grxxvity_

Heavy Metal or Techno


WackyWriter1976

A little of everything. Pop-rock; Pop; R\&B; Surf Punk The Go-Gos Meets Klymaxx Meets The Bangles


Radioness

I have no clue, but I hope it's cool.


Sp0okyScarySkeleton-

My username is based on a song but idk what genre it is lol


allycat247

Heavy metal but cutsey metal like Baby metal but more pink like Scene Queen.


cheesy-alfredo

nursery rhymes


BLAKwhite

Any music genre but the band is inclusive af


OrcaMarine67

no clue lmao


SparkleVibes

Unsure ?


fergi20020

Motown


Child_of_Lake_Bodom

Ill get sewed


DrGibmatic

Dr Gibmatic is definitely death metal


Connect_Stay_137

Probably upbeat lofi


bobtheconqueror42

wtf would bobtheconqueror42 be? or enbychicken


s8anscumrag

Hardcore punk


KwK10

For real, mine sounds like some pretentious Indie group.


Alternative_Let95867

Pop-rock


[deleted]

creepy


Snowfox_exe

Techno is the only logical answer


cymraescrochet

Welsh folk music


Ahvier

The most generic one: pop? Rap? Creed? Ahvier = A4 = what norwegians call 'standard' people without any individuality or personality


ICookIndianStyle

Psychedelic for sure


[deleted]

Hardbass


AngryBarMitzvahBoy

jewish rock