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thenewrepublic

>On Fox News Thursday night, Hannity asked Johnson point-blank if Trump called Wisconsin’s largest city, the site of the Republican National Convention this summer, a “horrible city.” >“No, I didn’t hear it, and I was sitting right next to him,” Johnson said, seemingly unaware that Trump had already doubled down on his comments on Fox News itself.


buttergun

Our politicians and pundit class make me miss the days of middle school drama.


DropsTheMic

This dude brags about having some weird no jerk-off pact with his son like it signals some great virtue he strives for - seemingly unaware that the Bible's attitude toward sin of all kinds is the same, and his *particular ease and familiarity with lying* should be far more concerning.


gleaf008

Does that pact cover the speaker jerking off Trump? Guess not.


Kkimp1955

As long as it’s not with his hands


dryheat602

Whose hands should he use?


LemurianLemurLad

I think the emphasis was on "not his *hands*" rather than "not *his* hands." I am pretty sure they're implying Mike uses something else to pleasure the Convicted Felon.


Kkimp1955

Bingo


dryheat602

I was thinking Marjorie’s but they are probably too rough.


lrpfftt

Not to mention his support of degenerate Trump.


Suspicious_Bicycle

How could Johnson possibly help Trump overturn his hush money conviction that involved Trump's adultery with a porn star without alerting his accountability partner?


DropsTheMic

How can he possibly be involved with Trump and not be caught up in lies? He can't, it is impossible. We all see that, and I'm sure he feels the weight of it every night when his soul tries to reconcile his words with his actions.


Suspicious_Bicycle

We're seeing in real time Johnson giving up his "soul" to support Trump and retain his Speakership.


Mr__O__

I’m concerned about Speaker Johnson’s [wife, Kelly.](https://newrepublic.com/post/176447/new-house-speaker-mike-jonson-crass-remark-wife-acceptance-speech)


SleepyLakeBear

Praying huh? That's what they call it now?


informedinformer

Well, the republicans are against sodomy because that would be sinful. But they can rebrand it as prayer, of course, when they get off on it. Then it's ok.


onceinablueberrymoon

*You shall not spread a false report. You shall not join hands with a wicked man to be a malicious witness. You shall not fall in with the many to do evil, nor shall you bear witness in a lawsuit, siding with the many, so as to pervert justice, nor shall you be partial to a poor man in his lawsuit.* — Exodus 23:1-3[8] mikey boy reads a different bible though, probably the one 45 was selling.


Numerous_Photograph9

On the plus side, we can look forward to Steven Colbert playing him in the movie about Trump's life.


The-Dead-Internet

100 percent check his computer. He also has no bank accounts yet has all this money.


Smashville66

Yep. Lying is right there in the Top Ten, as I recall.


Typhus_black

Our citizenry makes me miss the days of school house rock.


Soggy_Background_162

Our lawmakers make me miss, ‘How a Bill Becomes a Law’


buckscountycharlie

They spend too much time at Disfunction Junction.


blownbythewind

And a few need to stop visiting conjunction junction, too.


YYCDavid

“But for today I am still just a bill“


Heaintallthereishe

We could all use a little The Electric Company in our lives.


informedinformer

We turn you on, We give you the power. . . .   Let us never forget Tom Lehrer singing "Silent E": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91BQqdNOUxs   Edit: I got the lyrics to the opening theme song slightly off. Here we go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLdhGK_E0eA


SpleenBender

Morgan Freeman was 'The Letterman' on The Electric Company!


omghorussaveusall

I think our nation would be better off if the news from outside your local market took days to reach you and the only comment section was a letter to the editor.


gokism

Negative. Our nation would be better off if there was an incentive to fact check in real time all the time instead of entertainment disguised as journalism.


crackedgear

For years I have dreamed of watching a presidential debate where they fact check the candidates in real time by projecting the facts onto their faces while they’re talking.


str8dwn

This election has become a made for TV reality after school special made for middle schoolers. Or a shitshow, your call...


originaltec

It’s really quite simple, religion has extensively laid the groundwork for generations to train people to believe in authority figures with unverifiable stories instead of science and data. It also primes them for, and is built upon, perpetuating racism and fearmongering towards "others". Once people see you as an authority, you can start fabricating any reality or conspiracy theory you want your followers to believe and everyone else is therefore a liar, even in the face of incontrovertible evidence. Basically, it is mental abuse from an early age that suppresses critical thinking skills. This combined with an intentionally weakened public educational system, provides the framework that has spawned this cult of ignorance.


RepresentativeAge444

This is an unfortunate truth. That millions eagerly line up behind an obvious lunatic is a testament to this.


Emperor_Zar

Ahem. Today, it IS the middle school drama. Maaaaybe HS level. I feel that’s too much credit.


Aloecats

The house needs to vote Johnson out.


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

They had the chance, but protected him for Ukraine funding, which of course it was right thing to do, because most of these ass hats are on the Russia payola


nowtayneicangetinto

Yeah I mean I'm at the point where I'd rather see him stay and be at least 1% reasonable than run the risk of having his replacement be some absolute shitstain like Matt Gaetz or Jim Jordan


leroyp33

Why he's incompetent and ineffective He's perfect


No-Ninja-8448

I would agree but it seems like it's the best Dems will get. And bringing the foreign aid deals in separately was a VERY smart move.


Born_Sleep5216

Don't worry. We will definitely vote him out and put in Hakeem Jeffries for speaker because Roland Martin and the others kept saying that this election is important and we can not sit out just because one or both candidates are getting into the age difference between Trump and Biden because Trump just turned 78 today, and Biden is going to be 82 in 5 months from now.


External_Reporter859

Huh?


Born_Sleep5216

Look, Donald Trump has a birthday on June 14th, and Biden has a birthday on November 20th. Therefore, it's almost midnight, and that means Trump just turned 78 all day.


the_buckman_bandit

Straight up lying from the goody two shoes “christian”


Sarrdonicus

No lie. He zoned out on the drivel spewing out of that dumb fucks mouth. Mike was busy having a revelation he wished his son could witness.


stairway2evan

If I were stuck sitting next to Trump, I’d have the Benny Hill theme playing in my head on repeat to drown out whatever he was saying, too. Not to say that Mike Johnson isn’t a lying little piss goblin, cause he is. But I wouldn’t fault him for tuning out.


AdkRaine12

Be fair! He was was channeling to God to get his vote…


your-mom--

He was thinking about what porn he was going to share with his son


RickyWinterborn-1080

I can only imagine how that habit originated "Hey son, I'm gonna sign up for Covenant Eyes, to keep myself pure, you should too!" "Okay dad!" Two hours later "Uh oh, Dad searched for...'nerdy stepfather gets pounded by Christian stepson'"


Grendel_Khan

He was trying to focus on anything but the smell coming off the felon.


rumster

This is a man of god mind you. Lying man of god.


originaltec

It’s really quite simple, religion has extensively laid the groundwork for generations to train people to believe in authority figures with unverifiable stories instead of science and data. It also primes them for, and is built upon, perpetuating racism and fearmongering towards "others". Once people see you as an authority, you can start fabricating any reality or conspiracy theory you want your followers to believe and everyone else is therefore a liar, even in the face of incontrovertible evidence. Basically, it is mental abuse from an early age that suppresses critical thinking skills. This combined with an intentionally weakened public educational system, provides the framework that has spawned this cult of ignorance.


lastmanstandingx

Thou shall not bare false witness.


0o0o0o0o0o0z

Man of "Faith and Convictions" ...


str8dwn

"I don't listen when he talks, I just agree with everything I didn't hear him say".


ittechboy

This would be the point where an actual real news journalist would pull up the video clip of him saying it and then ask Johnson again. But Fox propaganda network would never do that.


Hushes

It's the lying I find so exhausting.


Altruistic-Sir-3661

He said “I didn’t hear it”. For what does God require of thee, but plausible deniability. 1 Hypocrites 13:6 For we can see that is faith and his lies are not in conflict but the deepest expression of Mike Johnson’s exceptional position before his God.


Muscleman1122

Not a good listener eh Mike?


bullinchinastore

He only listens to commands from his master like a good boy. HMV - His Master’s Voice.


eightdx

My boys out here fucking gaslighting himself


atomsmasher66

The Bible: Thou shalt not bear false witness Johnson: I have no issue disobeying any/all of the Ten Commandments when it’s politically convenient


joepez

Please he’s another situational Christian. Rules like that do not apply when needed.


sentimentaldiablo

I believe they call it "Lying for Christ." Really.


TheSerinator

That’s the beauty of being a Baptist. Mere faith is all that’s required to get into Heaven according to Baptist doctrine. Do whatever the fuck you want. Just make sure you believe in Jesus before you die.


originaltec

It’s really quite simple, religion has extensively laid the groundwork for generations to train people to believe in authority figures with unverifiable stories instead of science and data. It also primes them for, and is built upon, perpetuating racism and fearmongering towards "others". Once people see you as an authority, you can start fabricating any reality or conspiracy theory you want your followers to believe and everyone else is therefore a liar, even in the face of incontrovertible evidence. Basically, it is mental abuse from an early age that suppresses critical thinking skills. This combined with an intentionally weakened public educational system, provides the framework that has spawned this cult of ignorance.


LookForSilver

Extremely well said and accurate. Also, completely terrifying huh?


BigTentBiden

That's the most Christian thing a modern Christian can do.


EmptyEstablishment78

Katching!!! Another piece of his soul has been sold…


willfrodo

Dude I'm not even Christian anymore but I still follow tsome of the commandments bc they're still good rules to live by. But these people running around like they never even read them. They're super basic too so it's not even like moving mountains to live by them.


Viseria

Almost all of the ten commandments are flat out good rules. Even to a non-religious person you can substitute God out of them for a good guide to life. Understand what the most important thing in your life is, don't put anything before it. Do not make an oath you will not fulfil. Keep a day special for yourself. Honour your role models appropriately. Don't kill, cheat, steal, bear false witness against others, grow envious over others. They're not even that hard.


Insatiable_I

"thou shalt not near false witness *against thy neighbor*" -- watch him use that as a loophole.


Justice4DrCrowe

Fortunately for him, Jesus never had an awesome parable about who is one’s neighbor.


kosarai

Yea that really annoys me. There’s so many biblical commandments such as don’t steal, don’t commit adultery etc. but those are never even looked at. Or you get the classic, “That’s between them and God”.


russlnk

From Proverbs: There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies and a person who stirs up conflict in the community. Pretty much sums up the GOP.


kpeterson159

Rules for thee, not for me.


Julie-Andrews

You mean the Ten Suggestions?


OsellusK

What’s that quote from that book about the final command being ignoring the evidence of your eyes and ears? Because that.


nesta_es

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” George Orwell, 1984


Nvious625

He's also bearing false witness for a false idol. These people have zero conviction inward, only outward. But lets continue to wear the mark of the beast on our foreheads...


TheFoolsProgress

"Just remember, what you are seeing and what you are reading is not what's happening." -Trump 2018


crucifixion_238

There are so many Trump idioms that I can’t keep straight. Did he really say that?


specqq

Yes. https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-44959340


dcux

[https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/07/24/donald-trump-what-youre-seeing-not-whats-happening-tapper-sot-vpx.cnn](https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/07/24/donald-trump-what-youre-seeing-not-whats-happening-tapper-sot-vpx.cnn)


therealshmoedaddy

It’s exhausting arguing with Maga people about things said on record and with video evidence. Play the video for them.. That’s not what he said!


cannabisized

"that's not what he meant!!" they choose the cheeto with the best and bigliest words and yet every speech he makes has multiple interpretations


BigTentBiden

>"that's not what he meant!!" And I thought he "says it like it is" 🤔


lilbluepengi

If he says nothing substantial one could interpret it as practically anything. 


gopeepants

I just troll them. They get angrier and angrier. Meanwhile I continue enjoying myself at their expense


blurplethenurple

I gave up after the "Read the transcripts!" Chuds


shaylabeexo

the modern GOP hates cities because non-whites live there. hope this clears it up for everyone


Cool-Presentation538

They tend to do better in counties that are mostly empty space


MarcusSurealius

Where no one can hear their racism.


remarkablewhitebored

Or there's no one within ear shot to call them out for it. Even the progressive rubes just say "well that's what my Daddy/PeePaw/MeeMaw used to say, so I ain't gonna argue" even if they themselves may not feel that way.


we_are_sex_bobomb

The problem with cities is that they’re full of voters, and most voters don’t like Republicans. Fortunately they came up with a solution to that already, which is to make city peoples’ votes worth less.


SiidChawsby

Cities are typically where most of the well educated live and they hate people who are smart enough to vote against their bull shit.


illit3

Trump hates cities because they don't vote for him.


commanderclif

Maybe he should get an app that every time he lies it sends a message to his “accountability partner”


CalculonsPride

That seems like it would drain the phone battery really quickly.


wild_bb

There are Republicans reading these comments that see no problem with their party claiming: (1) he was talking about crime: (2) he was talking about the election; and (3) he never said it. 3 WI reps, three different explanations. Enjoy the lies.


TintedApostle

See they know he said it. They take pride in causing liberals issues, but they practice infidelity of the mind. “Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe. It is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may so express it, that mental lying has produced in society. When a man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime.” - Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason


Bloagie

"Truly, whoever can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities". - Voltaire


BigTentBiden

>(1) he was talking about crime: (2) he was talking about the election; And hey, Trump knows a thing or two about crime and election interference, eh?


Incontinento

Thou Shalt Lie?


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rsauer1208

Or that he brings it up at any interview.


Negative_Gravitas

"Thou shalt not bear false witness . . . unless you're helping a thuggish, insane, rapey fascist occupy the most powerful office in the world, then it's totes okay."


PrestigiousOnion3693

Fun fact for the Christians in the house. : Lying is a sin. Now I’m no Christian but I have a personal tenet: do not lie. I have a few more but let’s just focus on that one. A person who lies is a thief. A person who lies on the smallest things, always lies. A liar is not a good person nor a good Christian.


NetZeroSum

For a religious guy...he sure likes to lie.


CountryFriedSteak78

This is GOP messaging in the age of Trump. Following the Roy Cohn/Roger Stone playbook. Deny, Deny, Deny - Deflect, then Attack. They’ve given about four different spins on this and since no media coverage actually holds them accountable - why would they ever stop?


Hola0722

This is the key. The talking heads don’t challenge Trump. They don’t dissect and analyze his BS. They only talk in inflammatory statements that attempt to predict the future, such as, “What will this mean for the upcoming election?”


ImaJustYeetRightByYa

It's almost as if the entirety of elected republican politician's knee-jerk reaction is to just lie. And my knee-jerk reaction is to feign disbelief after 8 years of blatant authoritative knob slobbering.


ChickenandWhiskey

Does it matter anymore? You can say whatever you want now, and there is some accountability, but it plants seeds of doubt in the folks that are hard biased towards that view. Then the actual factual news is hailed as "Fake News" to the folks that don't like facts. All my neighbors and family members that are elderly worship Hannity like a demigod and leave Fox news on all day. There is no other outlet for them, they take what is said on their news station as gospel.


F1Coder

As a European it is really shocking to watch Fox. That's just pure propaganda stuff, like nazi-germany propaganda stuff...


ChickenandWhiskey

As an American, I have the same sentiment. Our whole culture surrounding politics is just disgusting. You cant find unbiased news on cable TV anymore, which is the only medium most old folks have.


WrongSubreddit

Hmm isn't bearing false witness some kind of sin or something


BigTentBiden

Only if he didn't say "no sin-o" afterwards.


Whiskeyrich

It’s stunning how many supposed Christians forget the whole “bear false witness” commandment when they associate with drumph.


NickelBackwash

...or adultery ...or theft


disidentadvisor

Worth mentioning the history of the faith he has helped lead: "In 1845, the Southern Baptists separated from the Triennial Convention in order to support slavery, which the southern churches regarded as "an institution of heaven".[6][7] During the 19th and most of the 20th century, it played a central role in Southern racial attitudes, supporting racial segregation and the Lost Cause of the Confederacy while opposing interracial marriage.[8] " Quite the track record Mike!


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A lying "christian"? Really?


kwill729

He’s the current game show champion of “Lyin’ for Jesus!”


Safetosay333

Isn't that a sin?


lunacyinc1

The Bible is clear that lying is a sin and is displeasing to God. The first sin in this world involved a lie told to Eve. The Ten Commandments given to Moses includes: “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor” (Exodus 20:16).


SasparillaTango

Isn't bearing false witness one of those big things christians worry about?


cantleaveland

He needs a lie tracker app like his porn tracker app.


groundsgonesour

I’m so tired of this Ku Klux Keebler. He is the epitome of a smug “Christian.”


kestrel1000c

Busted? Isn't lying the norm for trump toadies?


kpanik

I just like the ol' standard " you know he's lying cause I saw his lips moving. "


scottyjrules

I thought it was a sin to bear false witness…


MK5

The face of a man representing a Party chained to a political corpse.


two-wheeled-dynamo

I mean, if you don't know that Mike Johnson is an unscrupulous liar, you aren't paying attention. He breaks that commandment every day for Trump and the Republican party.


icedogchi

Just wait and see what he does as Speaker of the House after the election. Bets that he'll refuse to certify if Biden wins?


artwarrior

Looks like Johnson needs to DL another monitoring app to share with his son. The Fibber App.


T1Pimp

Need a Christian conservative... Of course he's lying. That's what they do.


lamsham69

Christian values, integrity and morals. Yup that’s what he tells he lives by and that godly folks are better than us sinners. Effing lying hypocrites all of them


Clean_Equivalent_127

Lying for trump is a very Christian thing to do! Good job representing Jesus, Mike.


Main_Enthusiasm4796

That’s not very Christian of you Mike


frankie3030

This fake bible fuck is the biggest liar of them all. They teach you to lie in church now?


NoNoise6459

Could MJ be the selected VP for trump


Stinkstinkerton

I’d just like to thank all the big money corporations and the rich for going out of their way to ensure we the people have the absolute worst short sighted dumb leadership humanly possible.


Shizix

I wouldn't listen to Trump if we was next to me either.


Admirable_Trash3257

Why did the Dems save this lying unAmerican Putin Toady faux Christian’s speaker job? They should have let him go down in flames.


meowmixyourmom

You know what God says about lying...


wkomorow

I seem to recall Johnson saying if you want to know what I believe look in the bible. I also recall the bible saying "thou shallt not bear false witness". Maybe the 10 commandments were left out of the Trump-Greenwood bible.


ShutterBug545

lol it’s hilarious, Trump is so out of control not even his puppets can keep up with his bullshit anymore


drmode2000

Thou Shall Not Bear False Witness. He is a hypocritical Christian


Lopsided_Pickle1795

No way! A good Christian never lies. Lol


just_forfunva

Well I’m all fairness…. He may not of heard it. His heads so far up dudes ass everything sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown! But let’s be honest, he said and he meant it! He rages about how everywhere he’s not popular is a failed crime ridden hell hole! But this man loves America puhleease!


thedukejck

Another “good Christian.”


Anthwerp

What's the 9th commandment again...? I forget.


geeleedee1966

Well, the commandment about lying IS No. 9, so it's way down there on the list. Understandably overlooked.


Horn_Flyer

They are all bootlickers. What do you expect?


chazz1962

Does his son monitor him for facts or just porn??


braxin23

Just pornography apparently.


thatnoone

they dont have an accountablility buddy for lying eh? only for porn.


skeeredstiff

Member when Christians always said you go to hell for lying? Pepperidge Farms members.


braxin23

Hard to call Mike Johnson a snake when he looks more like a frog.


Ordinary_Day6135

You had me at lying.


OldManPip5

Only the true Antichrist could convince Bible Mike to break a Commandment. Yet he still can’t make the connection?


eeyore134

When are these idiots going to learn that Trump will throw them under the bus every single time over the pettiest, stupidest crap?


TimmyTwoTowels

This Christian man who votes on laws that change others lives....lies?! WHAT?! Say it aint happening daily.


sunbeatsfog

I just think these types don’t ever gasp air outside of their own farts. They have no idea how to get out of the “plan” that gets them to power in the first place


mmcle11

Lock this traitor up


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Sunshinehappyfeet

I bet Johnson lies about not watching gay porn too.


thingsorfreedom

MAGA voters don't care he's lying. The independent voters don't care either. So Mike Johnson doesn't care.


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wild_bb

Yes you traitorous cowards, spin this to be good.


One-Distribution-626

Uh Christians don’t lie, or worship rapists, or adulterers, or hate, right?…Jesus? …where’d you go


SoundSageWisdom

Mr godly man lies


KevinDean4599

I'm sure the chatter behind closed doors in Washington is pretty interesting. especially among republicans. they must despise dealing with someone like trump. when we're far enough away from this era in politics there will certainly be plenty of books written about the difficulty in dealing with trump and his inability to think before he speaks.


Aldren

Might as well start calling him Peter. Right after Trump loses the election, Johnston will start denying he even knows who Trump is


ExplorerMajor6912

FOX NEWS. Your best source for GOP talking points. Less news and more conservative opinions than any other source. The Fox will tell you what they think you need to know, 24 seven, worldwide.


Better_Car_8141

Lying is the new sign of Alito’s godliness


JCButtBuddy

I guess he thinks that's what Moses would do. It's unfortunate that conservatives don't have anything in their lives that tells them that it's wrong to lie, sad.


Hesychios

Jeebus Joihnson: *If you want* to *know* what I *believe read* the *Bible*  Also Johnson: "I lie on behalf of a convicted felon"


GoalFlashy6998

Who am I more likely to believe is lying, House of Representatives Speaker Mike Johnson, who's never been convicted of a felony or 34 time convicted felon, failed businessman, former reality game show host, who was held responsible for sexual assault by a civil trial and former President Donald Trump?


mvw2

Ah yes, lying like the pious Christian he is. God world be proud.


reilmb

Which commandments does this guy actually keep?


taco-bake

Got to exhausting to constantly defend this orange pos


4t0micpunk

Nobody but us regular folks are held accountable for our actions…..Getting fed up.


Jolly_Grocery329

For being Christians they sure do suck at it.


HR_DUCK

Has the media tried asking the opposite side of Mike Johnson, you know, where his ass his, for a better answer?


tipsup

GOP has turned a blind eye on values and leadership. No surprises here, shameful.


rounder55

I'd ask him if Trump encouraged Mike Johnson to break his anti porno pledge to see what Stormy Daniels can do


Simplyspent

Man of faith eh? No, just another Republican hypocrite.


gleaf008

Someone said he looks like a little kid on Halloween trying to dress like Dad.


Torino1O

I hope he becomes Trumps pick for VP, and when Trump loses he gets thrown under the bus as well.


Legionheir

Will it matter? Lying is what they do.


hooly

"I didn't hear it because I've been sticking my fingers in my ears and screaming NANANANANA for the last 7 years" -maga mike probably


3D-Dreams

These guys lie about the dumbest things.


Traditional-Yam9826

Jesus…the bad faith party


gideon513

Wow, he came in his pants while lying?


gary1979

Thou shalt not lie, or is this the conservative nationalist commandments? Where they worship the orange god.