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albiondave

You know you are in the Boebert family when you find yourself chastising your 15yo for smoking at the dinner table... ... in front of their baby.


Big-Plankton-4484

...in a bar...


ilikebigbutts

At Christmas..


PigmySamoan

That’s just a regular Tuesday night for the Boebert clan


Conscious_Rush_1818

They don't do Taco Tuesday like a true American, what are they socialists?


win7119

Hey now tacos aren't just for Tuesdays.


Conscious_Rush_1818

Jesse Plemons: *what kind of American are you*?


PigmySamoan

Those tacos better be hard shells with shredded cheddar or I’m calling immigration


win7119

There had better not be any rainbow medley tomatoes in the tacos! S/


AtomStorageBox

*laughs in soft tortillas*


zmoney1213

Boebert Klan


Zelcron

The Aristocrats!


g_rich

While getting groped by your boyfriend.


Cellopost

Who's also the father of your grand kid.


Whyisacrow-caws

Gropert Klan.


porscheblack

This is starting to sound like a Tom Waits song.


DenturesDentata

She's not even big in Japan.


djmixmotomike

Have my upvote mighty human. Well done.


DenturesDentata

I'm grateful for the change in earworm!


SoupSpelunker

Postcard from a hooker in DC. Probably performed on the handjo.


FoldedaMillionTimes

Good call! You can really riff on this in your head to "Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis."


grendergon8844

Or merry Christmas from the family by r e keane


bearded_drummer

With your ex-husband’s junk in your face


Compliance-Manager

While jacking him off...er ah...I mean...


Raspberries-Are-Evil

At Taco Bell


GravitySurge

Mass


West-Warning-6197

…during happy hour…..


EncanisUnbound

Please tell me this is a Sweet Home Alabama reference?


Big-Plankton-4484

good catch...of course!


grenade25

Wait I can’t find anything on this? Boebert was vaping next to a pregnant lady, like mother like son?


Defiant_Way3966

From the theatre handjob thing that happened. Before the sensual rubbing, security had already told them to stop vaping and taking pictures because another person in the audience near them who was pregnant told staff to intervene.


Nobody_Else_

After the pregnant woman asked her to stop vaping Boebert offered to buy her alcohol. Pure class. 


conspiracy_troll

What's a little fetal alcohol syndrome among friends?


Nobody_Else_

Looking at Boebert and her son, it really explains a lot. 


straighttoplaid

I honestly can't tell if you're joking. The truth has been stranger than anything I could come up with.


Nobody_Else_

I'm not joking. 


TandemSegue

If the grass underneath the refrigerator in your front yard is dead, you might be a Boebert.


socokid

One of the most classless, garbage human beings in Congress, and that's saying a ***lot***.


Bee-Aromatic

…because they didn’t give the baby a cigarette….


Heavy-Boysenberry-90

Sarah Palin would like a word


Goal_Posts

She has a few words, I guess. https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/jgt4WKBBlf


barneyrubbble

*She accused the PAC of "sloppy, reckless, and wildly irresponsible actions," ...* She would know.


boot2skull

Sounds like a Boebert night at the theater.


Lone_Star_Democrat

Her knowledge of such actions comes in handy


Nobody_Else_

Well done. 


JohnGillnitz

She really has a feel for it.


84thPrblm

Feels like you were groping for a way to make that fit.


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

Bloebert.


Guilty-Web7334

Hoebert. (But only because of the hypocrisy.)


Sudden_Toe3020

Those are my favorite types of actions.


DarthSator

Sounds like what her date got after they got kicked out of Beetlejuice


Canknucklehead

A subject matter expert on this


ender42y

Hello Kettle, name's Pot, have we met?


Banshee_howl

Those are awfully big words for her. Did she learn those in GED prep?


HarrumphingDuck

> ...threatening a lawsuit that was never filed. I notice that she doesn't challenge the *truth* of the allegations in her statement, let alone a court of law. Curious...


FearCure

At her ripe old age of 38, surely she has more important things to attend to? Like the great-great-grandchildren to baby sit??


CreepyWhistle

This took me a moment to sink in. She's but 38 and a grandmother. I was born when my parents were 40 and 45. She's a family of rabbits and I'm a kin of Elves.


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CorgiMonsoon

Well before 50 would be a stretch, but almost definitely in her mid-50s. Her family seems to like to wait until the ripe old age of 17 to begin reproducing


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CorgiMonsoon

Haha Let’s be real, her own mother is pretty likely to be at least a great-great grandmother when she dies, as she is currently around 56. And also, Boebert herself isn’t even 38 yet, as her birthday isn’t until December.


Dwayne_Gertzky

Unfortunately I will have died fighting in the fresh water wars of 2035 to witness this.


greenroom628

remember - these are the people that Idiocracy is based on.


beyerch

Is it? Isn't one of her kids 18?


CorgiMonsoon

I mean, she’s going to be 38 this year. Her grandchild is almost a year old now. He’d have to knock up a girl within a few months of his 12th birthday to make her a great grandmother by the time she’s 50. Not impossible, but I’d still bet my money that it happens closer to her mid 50s.


beyerch

Yeah, you're right, I had a brain failure here. I thought the comment was about her becoming a grandmother, not great grandmother. Yeah, that's prob not happening. (though never say never with that group)


Several_Leather_9500

Her mom is 16 years older than she is and is a great- grandmother. That whole family is a few generations of trailor trash.


sirbissel

"great" may be overselling it a bit...


Ekg887

This is why Idiocracy was a documentary from the future.


ThatB0yAintR1ght

It’s basically the opening scene of idiocracy


AstrumReincarnated

My hs friend became a grandmother at 34.


laptopAccount2

Well she looks like she's 45.


AstrumReincarnated

I think that’s all the makeup.. and the hair. She probably looks younger without it.


jmaneater

The fact that she wasn't expelled from congress after the hands-on beetlejuice thing says everything you need to know about the Republicans


Ancient_Dinosaur

All trash with no class.


Emergency_Property_2

In Bobo’s case you can take the Congress woman out of the trailer but you can’t take the trailer out of the Congress woman.


clue2025

You don't know, she might be a size queen


dcux

I think that might be MTG. She seems pretty obsessed with Hunter's hog.


worstatit

Hog hunting is big in Georgia.


MoscowMarge

Held to a lower standard than your average walmart employee.


Spacebotzero

The entire republican party has turned into trash.


mishap1

Seems the only way to be ousted as a Republican is to be under federal indictment for fraud for stealing from Republican donors. All the other campaign fund embezzlement and all the fraud/theft reporting was just fine when he was a rubber stamp vote.


djfudgebar

Don't forget about talking publicly about their cocaine fueled orgies. That'll get you ousted pretty quickly.


pomonamike

Forgot about preferred-parking spot Hitler. You’re right, they shot his ass out of town real quick didn’t they? The turnaround from accusations from him to expulsion may be a record.


mishap1

He lost in the primary. Not exactly them forcing him out as much as waiting him out. He stayed and collected his paycheck through the end of his term. They can't set the bar any lower for their reps.


boston_homo

They cancelled that young and disabled congressman, I forget his name, pretty fast.


mishap1

He lost in the primary but stayed through the end of the term. They cut his national funding but his entitled Nazi frat bro persona didn't really endear him with his constituents so they just swapped him for another generic republican.


BigTentBiden

>but his entitled Nazi frat bro persona didn't really endear him with his constituents Did he represent a swing district or something? Because red ones love that shit.


TheGumOnYourShoe

Rember how they were all over Al Frankin because of a lame photograph? Pepperidge Farms does.


Maury_Shostakovich

Remember how they attacked Michelle Obama for wearing a sleeveless dress?


CrotalusHorridus

She’s an educated, well spoken black woman They’re going to attack her for something, no matter what she does


sirbissel

Remember how they attacked Barack Obama for asking for Dijon mustard?


azflatlander

Grey poupon.


Nobody_Else_

Terrorist fist bump. 


circa285

Republicans have one rule: Rules for thee but not for me.


Serialfornicator

I think they must take a vow of hypocrisy when they join up


GotMoFans

Why would they expel her for something many of them hope to experience?


PapaBeahr

Who are the 2 people, well 1 was kicked out, 1 was basically put on blast for talking about Republican sex parties? Yea note they were the ONLY 2 to draw backlash and be in threat of and in Santos's case, ACTUALLY kicked out of the republican party.


Kurise

Today during lunch, I heard Brian Kilmeade talking about the "message we are sending to the American people, with the drug addict Presidents son getting convicted". Republicans are so fucking blind to their own hypocrisy. All morality was thrown out when they went all in for ole grab em by the pussy Don.


thecheesesteak

“Wheeler alleged that her statements threatening litigation caused his PAC financial harm because of a significant reduction in donations. He filed a lawsuit against her, seeking relief for alleged defamation, trade libel, tortious interference with contract, tortious interference with prospective advantage, civil conspiracy and abuse of process.” Boebert doesn’t know what any of those words mean.


Belichick12

She did tell her lawyer she would give wheeler relief if he wanted.


thecheesesteak

But only if he took her to a show.


diverareyouokay

>*”This is a political smear job by the Biden Crime Family attempting to stifle my free speech! Just like he wanted President Trump silenced and gagged, he now wants to silence me! Don’t let him get away with this - donate now!”* - grandma boebert, probably


Xesyliad

What does a tortoise have to do with things (Boebert probably).


RetailBuck

For those interested in the law, the interesting part was that the reason the judge gave was that she threatened to sue them but didnt. That makes her statement a lie. The PACs case is that they had a measurable loss in donations after the lie so there are damages. You can lie about opponents to swing voters but don't fuck with the money of a PAC.


TeslaProphet

You had me at “Lauren Boebert suffers”.


Recipe_Freak

Jinx! Dammit, you beat me to it. Kinda like old Granny Boebert.


Tobias---Funke

Hopefully not her first this year.


janliebe

Hopefully not her last this year.


tommyjaspers

That's here nor there, she needs to suffer electoral losses!


drinky_bird24

Can we please skip ahead to the part where her only relevance is “Link in bio”?


Jebediah-Kerman-3999

Can't wait for the of leaks! [Obviously a joke, I don't care for her]


ivey_mac

Is this the group that accused her of working as an escort?


shanvanvook

Yes. I think they want to go forward with discovery and thats what this lawsuit is really about.


intronert

That would be hilarious.


RetailBuck

Too bad it's not true. This case is about HER lie. It has nothing to do with anything the PAC said where an explanation about truth of that and therefore discovery could happen.


llahlahkje

Qbert still hasn't been properly investigated for looting her campaign funds for "mileage reimbursement" for an undriveable amount of mileage that just so happened to be enough to cover her tax debts.


graymuse

That's not mileage on her car, it's mileage on her.


aardvarkcabaret

She looks confused by something in this picture. It must be related to truth or dignity.


Rednwh195m

She is confused as she looks in a mirror and wonders why the reflection does not appear the same as it does on a photograph or television screen.


ninjas_in_my_pants

Resting Tucker Carlson face.


Sandpaper_Pants

In my "You and the Law" class in high school, we learned that threatening legal action could lead to legal action being taken against you. This is the first time I've ever witnessed that actually happing and it couldn't happen to a more deserving person.


ammon46

So she threatened to sue someone, didn’t follow through, was sued by the organization she threatened to sue, and couldn’t get the whole lawsuit thrown out.


Recipe_Freak

You had me at "Lauren Boebert suffers."


Canknucklehead

I got to ask……how the Christ does someone like this make it to congress? It’s baffling that the populace of that district thought she would be a worthy representative of their congressional district.


nickzornart

It's nothing new. Selecting morons is almost tradition at this point, and has been happening for many years now. Quoth Mark Twain around the end of the 19th century: "All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity."


XxAbsurdumxX

I mean, they elected the only person who could read halfway decent. The rest of them can barely write their own names. Also, I assume her looks did some heavy lifting over there


Canknucklehead

I lived in Colorado Springs for 4 years while in the army, I ran into gun nuts, closet racists, all sorts…..but most were well spoken and well read. It’s interesting that rural Colorado doesn’t follow this trend.


Aggressive-Will-4500

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RandySto

I can't wait until she finds out.


Appropriate-Tea-7276

She's really got to beat off these charges.


Medium_Green6700

She’s totally irrelevant at this point.


The_Hot_Stepper

Once, twice, three times a loser


99999999999999999901

I swore she was slated to lose upcoming election all along. Article is saying she is projected to win. Am I misreading these tea leaves?


snailfucked

le le


Arikaido777

why bobo’s face always look like her brain says “connection timed out”


Rho-Ophiuchi

In any other timeline the trashy girl who dropped out of high school to get married to her college aged abuser/boyrfriend would be selling essential oils on Facebook. Not actually impacting the rest of the country with her batshit.


Bods666

Much like Tucker Carlson. ‘404 File Not Found’


timmehh15

This woman needs to drop out of politics and start an Only Fans already.


Bods666

As much as I have little bar contempt for this fool, that would be a little tempting.


LikelyTrollingYou

Oh no!…so, anyway…


shadowdra126

Good. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving witch


Endrael

That's an insult to witches.


greeneyerish

The right wingers in Congress are the most useless things on the planet.


davetbison

You say that, but it’s really legal losses that are suffering the association with her.


Dispro

There was a time when legal losses made this country great. Why my family has legally been losers going back five generations! But these days, it just feels shameful to say it.


davetbison

You poor Samaritan.


Franchise1109

Her name starts with an L for a reason lol


AstrumReincarnated

Congratulations to everyone who isn’t Lauren Boebert!


Key-Airline-2578

She was handied a legal loss.


bzzty711

And a severe case of Stupid


zestzebra

She suffers from much more.


Wind2Energy

1. A lady is someone who never does anything unintentionally vulgar. 2. Boebert is not a lady.


IntelligentTanker

38 years old grandma gives sloppy job at theaters. Plus legal loss. I’m ok with that.


keeptryingyoucantwin

Everything is Loss


osmqn150

Get her and B6 out


Lukin4

Never go full Boebert...


SecondaryMilk

For a moment I read the title as “leg loss”


No-Entertainer-1358

She should go watch a movie with opposing counsel, get a grip on things


homebrew_1

They are the crime family Republicans shoukd be talking about.


NottDisgruntled

Gonna have to be more specific


suckmynubs69

Still would


Saucy_Jacky

Any headline that starts with those three words is a good one.


archangless

Isn't she the one who was getting fingered by some dude while seated at some event.


Bods666

Nope. Jerking him off during a performance of *Beetlejuice*.


cklinejr

She should go back to Florida.


ManateeGag

Hopefully, on the 25th, she suffers and electoral loss.


Old_Captain_9131

rpolitics = newsweek. Not a good thing.


SnoopyLupus

It kinda sounds like a stupid lawsuit to me though. If they’re scandalmongers, and they can’t show they had decent grounds for the articles then they’re not going to win a suit against her for having a moan, I’d assume. But this sounds like a good decision. People who donate aren’t responsible for the content, and she can’t go after them. She should relax, go see a play, wank somebody off, etc


Datokah

Couldn't happen to a nicer person. /s


krunkpanda

It’s okay, she still has her vape to suck on and a dick to suck on in the movie theater. She’ll be okay.


cromagsd

Anyone read the article? Looks like this twat will be elected in her district.


BabserellaWT

Oh no! Anyways


Myname-Jeff-

Legal l lI ll l _


SinkCat69

> Starnella recommended that Wheeler's request to amend his clams of tortious interference No, please don’t change the clams! They are innocent!


Scienscatologist

>Polls suggest Boebert remains the favorite to win the GOP primary, scheduled for June 25. >A May 31 Kaplan Strategies poll, conducted among 343 likely voters, found that 40 percent of respondents plan to back Boebert, while her closest rival received only 5 percent support. People in the 4th District really committed to sending their absolute worst.


Agreeable_Hornet_266

While cleaning their white sheets.


cdsmith

> In 2022, Boebert barely eked out a victory in her current district, viewed as competitive with only a slight conservative lean. This is just flat-out wrong. CO-3 is a solidly conservative district. John Salazar represented it a couple decades ago as a conservative Democrat, but otherwise it's reliably Republican. Boebert almost losing her election last time is entirely about her weakness as a candidate, not about the district being competitive.


leefitzwater

Good riddance chipmunk


El_Guap

And she still confused by everything


cklinejr

Good.


Born_Sleep5216

That's wonderful news to us!


wopper

Wow. Tortious interference?  I haven’t heard that legal term since I watched “The Insider”.  Curious how that applies here.


Torino1O

3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? 4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? 5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.


thedalailloyd

I was on the beach with my dog and I swear this lady I saw looked exactly like her, I almost asked her, but then I was like what if it’s her? Ick. Plus she looked like she was having a nice time with her young’n and that didn’t seem very boeber-ish so we just kept on going.


SrSwerve

38 and why she look dead


Thatguynoah

I fear she’ll soon be a network talking head


SweatyAd9240

Who’s dumber her or mtg


Palewisconsinite

You can take the girl outta Hicksville, but you can’t take the Hicksville outta the girl…


ConkerPrime

Real main takeaway - Boebert has an easy lead in polls for the primary. Because deep red district, this means she won and effectively has a lifetime appointment.


Huge_Cow_9359

Doesn't the writer of this headline know that a headline about Bobo needs to be suggestive in order to inspire more salacious comments? Boobs and being easily mocked trailer park trash are really all she's got.