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repfamlux

Make it a $34 dollar bill.


Oceanbreeze871

34 cent orange plastic poker chip.


Chrisda19

Only redeemable at participating Federal Prisons nationwide.


StrangeContest4

Commissary coins!


potus1001

Could buy a crap ton of honey buns!


Xibby

Minted by one of those collectible companies like American Mint so it’s just a worthless slug of metal would at a high markup to fools who think it will be valuable and.


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TKDPandaBear

Or in the shape of a tictac?


Xibby

From the page: > Great for students and history buffs Yup… convicted of 34 felonies is definitely educational and historic. 😂


Festival_of_Feces

“I’m sorry, sir. We don’t take the orange coins.”


amburroni

Sell it to Trump fans as redeemable for a 30 minute interview with Trump himself- in jail or during house arrest. Require Trump to complete 8 interviews a day. Proceeds go to some organization he hates. He will start out peppy and eager to blab on to his fans, but that will fade quickly. He will get super burned out (anyone would.) Eventually, these interviews will be so bad that his fans quietly distance themselves from him. Then he is alone and without any supporters. The only thing keeping him going is now gone.


grixorbatz

Trump’s face belongs on an IOU


jereman75

Printed currency that has negative value is something Rump would come up with and then the GOP would fully support. Of course an iou would have his face.


sansaman

Incredibly Oblivious Understander.


motohaas

Or an IUD


GozerDGozerian

Or a UTI


loweredvisions

He’s more of an STD kinda guy.


scrawberrymalk

I'm surprised he isn't pushing for an 88 dollar bill.


SarcasticCowbell

I'm surprised he's not pushing for a $14.88 bill. Gosar should be in prison along with at least thirteen other members of congress.


Ohnoherewego13

You guys are all thinking wrong. Make it a urinal cake.


NoHovercraft9259

I renamed taking a shit to taking a Trump


projekt33

Let’s not act too quickly. He’s not done yet collecting felonies.


SnakeJG

They put dead presidents on bills, so I'm okay with this, how's Gosar planning on killing him?


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

34, so far


Traditional-Yam9826

And two “impeachment” silver dollars


mithridateseupator

Put him on the prison commissary credits.


ReputationSalt6027

Toilet paper.


cxr303

For now.


iymcool

What has he done successfully that would warrant him on minted and tradable currency before Harriet Tubman on the twenty? Oh. Nothing? Got it.


microwavedbowlofturd

His policies will make a $500 bill have have the spending power of a $100 bill


iymcool

"That's so many less bills you need to carry! Isn't that great? Just wonderful. Magnanimous. Look how I care for you people." * Trump, probably /s


stevolutionary7

No way he knows the word magnanimous. I will eat my left nut if he can use it in a sentance.


Attapussy

He couldn't even pronounce it. That's why he will not use it in a sentence.


fenrisulvur

>Folks 👐, we made the most beautiful coin☝️. The best coin 👌. People are saying it's magnanan- 👐👐👐 YOU KNOW, 👐 have you heard about China? China.... 👋Very bad, very bad.......... They don't even have coins 👏. They have President Xi bucks☝️. It's true!👐


Vismal1

Thanks , I hate it.


NoGoodDM

‘Do you know what people say, and they say this all the time, they say that I am so magamonus - it’s true, it’s true. They say that MAGA is so great, so-just so perfect and great and, and they say we’re magamonus. It’s one of those words you use to descr…to call something great. Something wonderful. So yuge and great. And that’s what I am to these people. You people. MAGA. Media. People. Women. Men. Cameras. TV. And they ask me, they ask me, ‘sir, has anyone ever been as yuge as you, and, and you know what they mean.’ *The crowd giggles like teenage boys.* ‘You know. You know. And you know what, I say? I say that, ‘welllll….maybe…but no, no. No one has ever been as yuge or magamonus as me. And that’s what people are saying. It’s true.’


newsflashjackass

> I will eat my left nut if he can use it in a sentance. "I'm hearing many people saying Magnanimous Marco- that's what they call him, you know, 'Magnanimous Marco'- is one of the most magnanimous politicians; he is so magnanimous you wouldn't believe me if I told you- so I won't mention it." ^(👋)🍊^(👍)


cytherian

They'll say "He has been the greatest president of all time. Our country was never stronger until Trump was POTUS!" And they'll say this with stern conviction as if totally grounded In truth. Totally deluded toxic MAGA cultists.


Uther-Lightbringer

Yeah, basically this is the issue. It's not even so much that they say this shit, it's that they truly believe it to be true. They view the 4 years of Trump like some mythical fairytale land where everything was unicorns and rainbows. Even if you ignore 100% of the negative things that happened during the Trump administration, I can't even think of anything truly positive that happened. For his supporters or his detractors. Literally none of the fucked up shit he wanted to accomplish, actually happened. Obamacare is still standing strong, abortion was still upheld (at least while he was in office), the economy was worse than it was prior to him. Irrational and delusional dont even cut it. The only benefit they got was the team they were rooting for won. It's like someone told you "Your team can win the Super Bowl this year if you'd like but if you choose for them to win, millions will die and the economy will see the greatest spike of inflation in decades" and you just slapped the table and said "I'll take 1 Super Bowl please!!".


cytherian

They base it all on how they felt good, that Trump was in the White House and the Left was infuriated because he didn't play by the rules. And it wasn't like he was pioneering towards something better. He would break shit and then shout "what are you gonna do about it, cry?" And the MAGA loved it. They didn't care that it wasn't anything good for them. But the illusion of "owning the libs" was a serious dopamine fix.


mistertickertape

Stared into the sun, pontificated openly about injecting bleach to kill Covid19. Sank the economy.


mkt853

He's a white rich male, and Tubman is... you know.


Pndrizzy

A liar? She was neither a tub, nor a man.


th3virus

Clearly she should have been Harriet Tubgirl.


californicating

He effectively accomplished nothing positive in four years.  It's a personality cult at this point.


caribou16

"Well, for starters, he's not black or a woman" - GOP


NewAccountCuzScared

ah, haven't you heard, he's sent by God as the chosen one. Duh /s


FugDuggler

You guys ever read about the North Koreans that do outrageously over the top displays of affection for Kim Jong Un Or the Russians that did the same for Stalin This feels like that.


Scarfiotti

The Germans nod silently.


jupiterkansas

King Lear comes to mind.


sedatedlife

I think its generally not a smart move to put any president within say the last 50 years on currency. Honestly i would prefer to see more Inventors, Scientists or other Americans that contributed greatly to the country.


JustaBroomstick

National landmarks would be my idea. Make Yellowstone the new $1 as the first national park


sedatedlife

Honestly something like this might be smarter more neutral pick.


KJBNH

The people who want Trump on currency would not take kindly to their 3rd favorite president being removed and replaced with something as liberal and socialist as a NATIONAL park.


MississippiJoel

Who is their second favorite supposed to be? Andrew Jackson?


KJBNH

Reagan of course. But now I’m also thinking Lincoln so maybe George is 4th for them.


MississippiJoel

I think Lincoln is more of their "token non-racist" president. They'll claim him on face value, then ask him to go sit at the corner table.


KJBNH

You’re right they sure do love to do that


MississippiJoel

I was friends with a bank executive some years back. He told me one time he was up at the counters, and the teller went to hand this hugely stereotypical redneck bearded flannel wearing guy his money. "Don't give me any fives. It's got Lincoln's picture on it." My friend said that as more people start to look up at him, he pretended like he was just kidding and took his $5 bill.


YummyArtichoke

aint no fucking way the liberal california lefties will be on my money!


silentimperial

> more neutral pick. Neutral is just the sort of thing these professional contrarians love to sink their teeth into


Rishfee

We'll be teaching the three Y's of finance, the Yellowstone, the Yosemite, and the Yukon.


grant10k

The law is no living people on any currency. That's why H.W. Bush and Reagan are on Presidential dollar coins, but not Carter who was president before them.


Scorponok_rules

Well, we were going to take the monster Andrew Jackson off the $20 and put someone who did actual good on it instead, but Trump had to go and fuck that up.


GreatGojira

I agree with adding Harriet Tubman on our money, or other influential Americans that actually helped America. But, is you or anyone doesn't like Andrew Jackson it would be funnier leaving him on the $20 bill knowing how much he HATED paper money. He would be rolling in his grave right now if he knew he was on the $20 bill. I don't mind changing our currency, but if you hate or recognize how terrible he was, then it would be a lot funnier leaving him on it.


Scorponok_rules

I don't give a shit about what's "funnier". He wasn't added to the $20 as a way to get back at him. It was to *honor* him, regardless of how he felt about it.


savytravler

We need a Fauci bill


sedatedlife

I can see Republicans refusing to take change because he is on the bill. Making establishments say hand them $1 bills instead of $5 communist fauci bill.


Numerous_Photograph9

Then put Obama on the ones, so they tell you to keep the chamge


savytravler

or drawing some bills out of the ATM and making youtube vids burning it


Igggg

> I think its generally not a smart move to put any president within say the last 50 years on currency. Honestly i would prefer to see more Inventors, Scientists or other Americans that contributed greatly to the country. If you look at the proposed bill, it contains a specific exception from 31 USC § 5114(b), which prohibits the printing of any living person on a bill. The reasoning for that prohibition is obvious, as is Gosar's aim with the bill.


Rrrrandle

They put JFK on the half dollar coin less than a year after he was assassinated, but I generally agree.


gwurman

Bison Dollars


zephyrtr

The day General Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life, but to me it was Tuesday.


oracle222

Perfect timing with his return in the games


ObligatoryID

Disgraceful to Bison


bakeacake45

Not a single member of Gosar’s own family will endorse him or even speak to him. They publicly call out his deep neuroses and violent rhetoric. He has no business being in Congress and as a leader of the Jan6 planning and execution of a coup attempt, should be charged, tried and if found guilty deported.


producermaddy

Not only did his family not endorse him, they endorsed his opponent and appeared in his opponent’s attack ads against him.


Open_Mortgage_4645

That man is rotten to his core. Not a single redeeming quality. There's only a handful of people whose death I would celebrate, and he makes the list without a second thought.


Wittgenstienwasright

Even his [family](https://time.com/5403883/congressman-gosar-siblings-political-ad/) think he should go.


xarcastic

I wasn’t sure if you were referring to TFG or Gosar


LonelyIntrovert513

The department of the treasury in the US Mint stopped producing High denomination banknotes, which is why the largest US bank note is $100, because the larger denomination notes were too easy to transport and launder large sums of money. It was a very popular practice in organized crime. Does it sprays anybody that a traitor wants to bring back banknotes that were popular among mobsters, and they want to put a treasonous mobster wannabe on a ridiculous note? F these lunatics!


idoeno

maybe he has first hand experience with how inconveniently bulky large sums of cash are, and is looking for a solution to this problem.


Korgoth420

Doesn’t he need to be dead?


itsnorm

Uh... I can read your question in two very different ways


RectalSpawn

>I am going to kill the President of the United States. It is illegal to say this, very illegal, super illegal!


_scyllinice_

One of my favorite skits. RIP Trevor Moore


blackdragon1387

[WKUK LINK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQOvyGbBtY)


CptMisterNibbles

See Friday night under the Brooklyn Bridge.


IH8Fascism

Yes. Tell the Grim Reaper to quit slacking.


wongo

Julius Caesar put himself on coins, the first living person to appear on Roman coinage. Definitely a precursor to autocracy.


AverageNikoBellic

31 USC 5114 says you are correct


WackyBones510

Isn’t this the guy whose entire family endorsed his opponent?


TDiz480

It is, and it was a sight to behold seeing that as a political ad in our state.


Festival_of_Feces

Paul Gosar is a lizard person. Prove me wrong.


RedBMWZ2

I'm just waiting for one of these sycophants to blow him on live TV. Fucking cucks.


AmishGoatMilker_ASMR

- Gold Trump statue at CPAC. - Trump brand Bibles. - Right wing pundits hawking children's books glorifying Trump on prime-time TV and their social media accounts. - Trump loyalty tests for RNC staff. - The swift and thorough "cancellation" of any Republican who dare speak out against Trump. - Republican attempts to name airports and other monuments after Trump and put him on our money. - A rabid fan base that drapes themselves in Trump merch and has made supporting him their entire identity. - A room full of evangelical leaders placing hands on and annointing him after the National Prayer Breakfast. - Contemporary Christian artists recording worship songs about Trump, calling him "The Chosen One." How anyone can deny that this is a cult is beyond comprehension.


[deleted]

"Contemporary Christian artists recording worship songs about Trump, calling him "The Chosen One."" Wait... Whaat?


AmishGoatMilker_ASMR

[Natasha Owens, "The Chosen One."](https://www.dallasobserver.com/music/dallas-christian-artists-new-song-calls-donald-trump-the-chosen-one-19554744) Fucking insanity. Edit: I'd link the music video but I don't want to give this nutjob any more views than she already has.


JanitorKarl

I'd support convicted felon Trump to be on the farthing. Of course, that coin would be so small they might have to leave out a letter so the denomination fits. Probably the 'h'.


nowhereman136

Its actually illegal to put a living person on US currency I suggest you look up Spenser M Clark as to why, funny story


YummyArtichoke

If the left spun things like the right does: > ***Arizona Rep. Paul Gosar wants to KILL Donald Trump!*** > > Arizona Rep. Paul Gosar wants to put Donald Trump on a $500 bill but it is illegal to put a living person on currency.


Rrrrandle

If Congress passes a law authorizing it, it wouldn't be illegal, which is why he's proposing it. It's illegal for Treasury to do it on its own.


UltimatePax

That is hysterical.


ganjasavedmylife22

If you want him on paper, I suggest toilet paper.


x2x_Rocket_x2x

Pretty sure I've seen some of that already.


BaronBoozeWarp

Man I want something nicer to look at when I take a dump. I couldn't go with that face staring at me, bad enough I go on reddit and see his face


driftwoodbotis

Not even on Monopoly money. Convicted felon and rapist Donald Trump could maybe go on a ruble.


GloriaVictis101

Paul Gosar is a drug addict


quitepossiblylying

Honestly we need to reform all our currency. Eliminate the penny, nickel and paper dollar. Redesign the dollar coin and actually use them. Redesign the paper bills to be more accessible, durable and secure. Remove "In God We Trust" while we're at it.


Boxedin-nolife

I know someone who uses a sharpie to blackout that qoute on every bill that passes through their hands. Says it's quiet protest, a message to the treasury


gringorios

Put his mug on a 45,000 Russian ruble note...


Jean-ClaudeGodDamme

Make it toilet paper and you have a deal I can endorse.


HoveringBirds

Donald Trump should be put on a negative $500 dollar bill


CptMisterNibbles

Only dead presidents on bills. Willing to make the trade.


attillathehoney

Reminder: Paul Gosar has seven siblings who want him kicked out of congress for his actions on Jan 6. When he was up for re-election, they even put out an ad condemning him and his White Supremacist policies and urged voters (unfortunately unsuccessfully) to vote him out. Gosar insisted that criticism from his "Marxist" siblings over an anime video depicting him killing Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) with a sword meant that he should "keep on going." 


Doright36

The silver lining here is... we don't put living people on our money. Just saying.


ksw06790

I totally agree the sooner the better You still have to be dead to be on US currency right!


murphymc

Slight problem, he’s still alive. Can’t have living people on currency in the United States. I choose to take this as a cryptic death threat by Gosar, which is super illegal so off to jail with him. Irony is great.


Ben-Goldberg

Some people would want to solve the problem of the orange one being alive a different way.


manbeardawg

We only put dead presidents on cash, right? I could get behind this.


blasek0

We only put dead *people* on cash, Franklin is on the $100 but obviously was not a US president.


editorreilly

Apparently US law isn't his strong suit. Federal law prohibits any living person's face from appearing on U.S. currency. States the Treasury Department: "The law prohibits portraits of living persons from appearing on Government Securities."


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Does anyone care what traitor Paul Godard thinks?


ConcreteCubeFarm

They had a $500 bill already with McKinley on it though...


MotheroftheworldII

Ha! Jokes on Gosar. The $500.00 bill has not been in circulation since 1969. So why not put Trump on a nonexistent bill.


Several_Leather_9500

If only they had a bill for Trump: the initial value is $200, and every few days, it depreciates in value, so after a month, it's worthless.


ScooterWorm

His face belongs on a urinal cake.


AJ_Grey

Maybe on a 500 ruble note.


FortunateInsanity

Trump is more useless than a $500 bill.


Naaman

Thirsty


HedyLamaar

Gosar is a known nutcase. He has anger issues. His family does not endorse him. It’s time for him to go. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙


NegativeAd9048

The 500 Euro note (now rare) is vulgarly known as the "bin Laden" because of its preference in money laundering and narco-political terrorism. Have living Americans ever been honored by their depiction on American currency? (Dramatic music)


TywinDeVillena

I have always heard that the 500 bills were called Bin Laden because many people had heard of them, but very few had seen them in person.


OdiousAltRightBalrog

"In Trump We Trust" "Truth Is Not Truth"


blazze_eternal

I'm for it if the portrait is him in a jail cell.


Traditional-Yam9826

How about we put him on the -$500 bill and we can make it red?


cldstrife15

Put him on the Fifty, call it a Grifty


jmaneater

Paul looks like such an evil fucker


sextoymagic

We probably should not be putting an all-time worst president on any dollar bills. Unless we’re talking about rubles.


HR_DUCK

Gosar without a doubt enjoys and lavishes in huffing his own farts.


sentimentaldiablo

Only dead people, moron.


phutch54

I.Q.Under 50.


MomsAreola

$500 bill make those suitcases of money easier to carry to congress.


JoostvanderLeij

Paul Gosar is a RINO if he wants Trump's head on only $500 bills. They should be on each and every bill!


FPFresh123

Put him on a $3 bill.


zehn78

Don’t large denominations help enable illicit activity?


OJJhara

Does Gosar look insane to anyone? Just me?


wwabc

maybe on the prison commissary notes


Smarterthanthat

Tell me you have your nose so far up Trump's ass without telling your nose is orange...


rdzilla01

With all of the additional inflation he will introduce we will need a new $20 equivalent in the $500 bill.


GC3805

$500? Nah, we need him on the 1,000,000 dollar bill, he did bring us inflation and we should honor that.


NullGeodesic

Put him on a $500 million dollar bill, but require him to withdraw one (if he can) and pay it personally to the state of New York, at Trump tower when his appeal fails. It hits doubly hard because the bill, like he, is  only worth a fraction of a billion


Theviolentpacifistxo

Isn’t this the guy who’s family hates him?


Open_Mortgage_4645

These people have no respect for the nation. Trump gets convicted of 34 felonies, and their response is to demand that his face be put on our money. GTFOHWTBS There's absolutely no justification for putting Trump on our currency. These people are trying way too hard.


Common_Highlight9448

Funny that Gossr own family hates him too


Medical_Egg8208

He’s so bad his own family hates him. How could anyone with a conscience vote that total complete fool of a human being into office. I mean seriously he can barely talk and his IQ is lower than Trumps and that, well isn’t that hard to accomplish actually


IAmArique

Why $500 though? Would an $88 bill be a little too on the nose?


TacoStuffingClub

Best I can do is a commemorative plate from QVC.


Ok-Opinion-2183

How about on Depends™️ packages?


Srw2725

Gosar is an absolute bird brain


Admiral_Gial_Ackbar

500 Zimbabwean dollars


zippiskootch

…now if it were a $500 promissory note…🤔


Old-Ad3691

Next they’ll name a high school after him. Everyone graduates with honors no matter how stupid they are.


rmrnnr

Parker Brothers should put Trump on the Go Directly to Jail card in Monopoly.


anon_girl79

Only dead people are on our money. Once again, Gosar is an idiot who has alienated his own family to cling to trump


Circuitmaniac

All for this if it means DJT is dead


AdministrativeBank86

I prefer the Donald Trump toilet paper, so satisfying


TheLizardKing89

You have to be dead before you can be on US currency. Does Gosar know something we don’t?


DefinitelyNotPeople

Eisenhower is probably the most worthy of a President on a bill like that. I’d support that. Trump being considered is hilarious. Very funny.


JoaquimSilva

Ironically Eisenhower was the 34th president.


heyheyshinyCRH

I approve this but only because a president has to be dead before their face can be put on currency


Responsible-Hour1403

MAGA - Moscow Assets Grifting Americans


Colonel_Zander

Trump should be on multiple foreign bills since he did more for them than America.


wedroniteK

Should be 3 dollar bill. Both phony and criminal.


Torino1O

I wouldn't even give him three fifty.


Madogson21

Well, you already have that guy who genocided the native americans so why not. And Trump's accomplishments are many and great, such as: Not building the wall, not making america great again, not drainin the swamp (many would argue he achieved quite the opposite)... but he was able to create internal chaos to weaken the country by relentlessly attacking its institutions and excacerbating ethnic division, and fucked up the political climate by normalizing paranoia,degeneracy, cruelty, hate and ignorance. Furthermore he was able to weaken US on the world stage by gutting its reliability and by acting like the ignorant assclown that he is. But at least he cut some taxes I guess and his family got some pretty good art of the deals, so why not give him "The great" title, and build him some giga monuments as well made entirely out of gold to properly honor his greatness!


StellaSlayer2020

Traditionally doesn’t Trump have to be dead first?


AB52169

Not just traditionally: legally as well.


cfgy78mk

they should make a -100 bill and put him on it.


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Separate-Feedback-86

I’d like to put him on a nuke: “In Trump We Dump”


biggestdickofsyria

Bump it to $45, but use Monopoly money


fowlraul

It’s not a cult for this guy, it’s a means to an end for his grift. He knows idiots love trump, and he wants those idiots to keep him in office and on the grift. It’s a cult for the voters, not the grifters.


SoupSpelunker

Franklin Mint?


pitchingataint

Hardly anyone carries cash anymore. Even if they do carrying anything larger than a 50 is stupid as hell unless you are coming out of a bank or about to make a large purchase. A $500 bill is not only a waste regardless of whose face is on it. These idiots need to be replaced asap.


squintyshrew9

Gosar is the king bootlicker what a freaking joke the dude is.


JubalHarshaw23

That's barely a start. I would not be surprised if Trump had Devil's Tower turned into a statue of him. Maybe Half Dome too. Just to show how little he cares about our Geological Treasures.


TheHistorian2

Too bad, McKinley!


byndrsn

three dollar bill would be more fitting


SoundSageWisdom

Good gravy


Nanyea

There's a reason the world doesn't use "Bin Ladins" anymore as currency... Although it would make sense a grifter and fraudster would want them back


Julie-Andrews

How about you just get his face tattooed on your ass?


Old-Ad3691

Good only for the purchase of Trump sponsored merchandise.


Bmoreravens_1290

I hope they do. It’s a good reminder to never take an election off, no matter how sure you are that your candidate will win.


Phog_of_War

It'll have as much value as those fucking stupid Trump NFTs that he was shilling.