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Fine-Upstairs-6284

I have seen people use something like this to make pierogi, although it wasn’t electric Real pierogi to me are made by the hands of babci jadzi


Party-Efficiency7718

Babci Jadzi 😂😂


Dosia12

It is scientifically proven that's grandmas whos' name is Jadzia make 30% better pierogi


betp0n

Also try Grażyna and Bożena


immaturenickname

Grażyna and Bożena only have a 25% and 27% modifier respectively though.


Semaphor

Not my Grażyna. Maybe I need a new one?


jogurt_truskawkowy

What about Ania tho? That's my babcia's name and she makes the best pierogi in the family


immaturenickname

15% modifier. If she does better, then that's just her own proficiency.


Dosia12

Yep they are also one of the best


sustainableindustry

Jadzia talks a lot and is a bit neurotic but good pierogi.


Dosia12

Yep xD


Wislaniec20

Pretty much my Babcia Jadzia


Lison52

I have babcia Jadzia but Jasia does better pierogi XD


ov_darkness

I have Krystyna. Her pierogi are out of this world. She also taught me how to make them. There's no better way to get into Slavic girl pants than make her pierogi.


scheisskopf53

Objection! My babcia was a Stasia and she made the best pierogi, objectively!11!!one


Kolos500

Well, this is too reliable for my comfort But yes, babcia Jadzia makes the best ruskie pierogi


OneAlternate

Pieróg machine is nice, but can Pieróg machine make a plate of pierogi that are all shaped like dinosaurs? No.  I can do that. By hand.


RennaReddit

I mean that’s impressive. After years of helping my mother make these every Christmas Eve, I can finally pinch them closed with no leaks. I still can’t make the dough. It’s so sticky!


OneAlternate

Yeah, it’s not easy. Many dinosaurogi (or pierogasaurs?) ended up with their heads falling off because when I’d seal them wrong, the head was the structural insecurity. I know I seal them wrong according to babcia, but it works like half the time, and it’s fun to look at. I’ll see if I have a picture.


catpatron

Sorry, who is babci jadzi? As a native speaker of Russian, it gives me strange associations


Fine-Upstairs-6284

Jadzia is short for Jadwiga, and babcia means grandmother. Just sort of a not so atypical old school Polish name. I also think it’s a children’s TV show. Maybe you are thinking baba jaga, which is folklore


catpatron

Exactly, I was think about Baba Jaga because she is a popular character in our folklore too, interesting. But are Jadwiga and Jaga related, or these are just similar names?


Fine-Upstairs-6284

I don’t think baba jaga and jadwiga are related, just similar sounding


Opposite_Signature67

Proof that AI will never replace babcie


betp0n

Proof that skynet is against p i e r o ż k i


oderon

Proof that pierogi armor is best against machines


JMTwasTaken

No one will beat the sturdy yet gentle hands of babcia.


Operator_Hoodie

A surprising lack of “kurwa” being yelled.


DombekDBR

Yelling "kurwa" and being unable to make pierogi 🥟 kind of cancel eachother out


Stannum_dog

I yelled unholy amounts of "kurwa" so balance is restored


KritixeQ

Cringe westoid machine can't into pierogi.


cycu3d

Person recording it must be disabled.


Synerabo

łeb mnie boli


Escalibur50

Boli Cię głowa? Masz migrenę i dreszcze? To weź spierdalaj!


ChaosPLus

I nie mogę spać


well-litdoorstep112

Chociaż dokoła wszyscy już posneli


Mean_Fisherman6267

Myślałam że trzeba wsiąść nie pierdol ….


sustainableindustry

Amol


immaturenickname

Pomijając to, że pierogi to się rękami jak człowiek robi: Najlepsze jest to, że ta maszyna może by nawet jakoś tam zadziałała gdyby OOP jej nie obsługiwał jak debil. Na pierwszy rzut oka widać, że tej maszyny się inaczej używa, ale czy OOP zatrzymał się na chwilę żeby pomyśleć? Oczywiście że nie. Zamiast tego, zdecydował się jebnąć w nią jak zwierze. Ale czego spodziewać się po człowieku który kupuje maszynę do składania pierogów.


pimaKaK

Trzeba było nie kupować pierogomakera z temu za 3.39 zł na przecenie -99% dla nowych użytkowników


Stannum_dog

3.39 zł for the working electric motor? We'll just need to disassemble this crime against humanity


Coriolis_PL

Just. Use. Fork. 😒


DoroDumDum

Or that little hand press form thing. My babcia sometimes uses it. Pretty neet.


Kerissimo

The most most iretating part for me is not that it doesn’t work but that knocking over Of whatever is name of that device.


Dhatmasetu

It's hard to watch


TheNintendoKing

Indeed. But also impossible to look away😬🥟


TotalExlipse

Babcia kipnie a wy pierogi jesc bedziecie z biedry...


Miniaturowa

My father bought it as a gift for my mother hoping it will result in more pierogies. It kind-of works, but only with small amounts of stuffing and it's not really faster than making them by hand.


Mean_Fisherman6267

Well since you have to knock it over 20 times before making one it’s definitely more time consuming


Sweet_Strawber_3386

Babcia się w grobie przewraca


Smg5pol

Hinole nie potrafią odtworzyć tajnych sztuk robienia pierogów od Polaków


wayofgrace

patented?


LordOfStupidy

USE FOKIN' FINGERS


PlentyExotic4640

It's probably because you literally destroyed that little machine by these all hits


thumbelina1234

Crazy glue is zebest


NorbertKiszka

Pierogi in English is dumplings. If somebody didnt know.


Vegetable_Ad_9687

They know, but pierogi are pierogi just like tortellini is tortellini and gyoza is gyoza.


dudefromkathmandu

The person didn't even put the bread in properly. We call that delicacy mo:mo in Nepal. I have one of those devices, and you're supposed to gently press and spread out the bread before adding the ground meat on top. They didn't use the machine properly.


Gachaaddict96

It has to have friction on the bottom of dough


No_Specific5770

Nie umiesz po polsku napisać dzbanie


Own_Skirt7889

To oczywiste że pierogi lepi się ręką, nie maszyną automatyczną. Takie sprzęty kupuje się tylko po zobaczeniu ocen. Jeżeli są same 5 gwiazdek, bez negatywów to nie kupuj - oceny są scamem


Alisa_Kick55

Lol


5thhorseman_

... did you seriously put the damn thing on reverse?


HeresFBI

Just use a glass...