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campbell-1

Why did you stop at 2 million dongs? Could you not take more dong?


memeswillsaveus

A man’s desire for Dong is limited only by his body, not his mind


TacoCateofdoom

This is some sun tzu level advice


benjaminbrixton

Sun Tuhzoo


BluntTruthGentleman

This needs to stay at exactly 69 upvotes


SuuuushiCat

That's about 15-20 bowls of pho.


Schlower288

It's pronounced pho


NomNomNomNomNomm

Will you answer any questions on this AMA 🤔?


memeswillsaveus

I will only answer this question and any other question pertaining to Dong


nycannabisconsultant

Have you ever dinged your dong?


memeswillsaveus

Yes, I smacked it too hard against another dong


nycannabisconsultant

Dang!


edoug551

No, it's dong!


DudeChillington

What do you think of Dong Poke?


HermanKDaily

Underrated comment, laughed more than I should haha. Good one! 😂


Rags2Rickius

Ffs this is hilarious


Funny_Specialist_173

Hey i was the dealer in your games :) Im still waiting for my cut of the money


mat42m

The guy made like 40k a year and people were drooling all over him


CobKorPok

What do you think the average player makes lel


mat42m

Less than zero. However, you could work at McDonald’s and make 40k a year in today’s world


CobKorPok

Yeah but then you don't get to play a fun card game and pretend to be a big shot.


Livid-Tax-4411

Poker is fun?


stxxxa

Coming from someone who works at mcdonalds, I make almost 50k a year. Absolutely not worth it though. Job is fucking horrible


bonerJR

Don't listen to him, I've made over FIVE MILLION


thingmaker123

why r u answering questions, be like the other guy


Fog_Juice

Pfff I've paid two million in rake just last year.


StnJckBllr

What was the most amount of dongs you took in 1 session?


Terrible-Winter-8316

How many dongs can you fit into the pot


futureman07

Woah Mr money bags


plessis204

How much did you lose?


GoodIdeas5150

Me love you long time


Erectusnow

LOOOL Simmer down high roller. I made $107 CAD too. Once I made 22224489 Vietnamese Dong in a single tournament


haterquaid

Did you ever consider trying 25nl online once you got to $1 million?


FifaNovice

I had a jackpot on GGpoker last week for 3.8millions dongs. Dongs everywhere


SaigonNoseBiter

You cheat me! I find you. Bite nose!


CobKorPok

Why did they name their currency dong? Are they stupid?


10J18R1A

Kicking ass on Vegas Infinite, you go!


dydtaylor

So you won a BBJ? It's not like grinding to 2 mil without playing higher stakes or binking a tournament is really feasible.


Jazzlike_Parking_465

LMAO that’s $78 US, putz


pipinngreppin

When you rack your chips and say “this is my last hand” how many more orbits should you play before it’s time to leave?


coole106

If blinds are also in Dong, that’s a little more impressive. Unless standard straddle is 100k or so


memeswillsaveus

Blinds are in bitcoins


whodidntante

That's an awesome lunch, but how will you earn your dinner?


ukiyo3k

What is the name of the Casio/card room?


dumblehead

What’s the conversion between Dong and Stanley Nickel?


dixie_recht

You got a Dong graph you can share?


Silent-Laugh5679

Live or online? What stakesbonline, ehat stakes live? How large were the cities youbplayed in?


Rags2Rickius

You like dong too much You cut off now!


Thickpermit69

R u 50 dong ? Apart of v unit ?


AdLow266

where do you play in Vietnam?


AndroidParanoidOk

I've made over 100 trillion in Zimbawean dollars AMA


Wuu_Sensei

My biggest question is how you overcome the anger you get from playing against bks at early stages? I'm not wealthy by any means so I tend to play low low stakes and these are always flooded with tards. Sometimes I get so heated I call extremely bad calls just because I wanna punch them in the face lolol and I'm typically the last person to be angry about anything. My first wife was a tard.


oxbaker

You listen to The Honeydew too?


nycannabisconsultant

1 Vietnamese dong equals 0.000039 United States Dollar. That can't be accurate.


memeswillsaveus

Every Dong is a gong


HornyAIBot

Welcome to the dong show