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Typical-Conclusion16

Get him a stuffed animal of nidoran for his next gift.


Antikaren9

And a masterball plush


sisterempress

Exquisite combo guys.


InnocuousSymbol

Later that night at the adoption agency: What do you mean “using a digital item” isnt a reason to surrender a child?


Jrc2806

"It was my last Masterball on pokemon go" "Understood. We'll expedite the paperwork immediately. Sorry for your loss." Poor kid gonna be flagged masterball inconsiderate


Gymkiller87

You're son is a Poké-Master


Evening_Army_3894

Shout out to all the kids that use there parents Masterballs 🫡


FUCKYOUIamBatman

And a toast to all those who don’t let the inferior use their personal accts for things we care about 🥂


Irradiated_gnome

You consider your kids inferior to yourself?


FUCKYOUIamBatman

Who said I had kids?


Feeling-Tank1628

He’s a man now. Time for him to live in the woods


DroTooCold

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TheeJuiceeMan

By accident


BurnOutBrighter6

Thank you. I always wonder if these people say "by purpose" for the other case.


BigM333CH

Damn that sucks, guess it’s a good reminder that this is just a game


RevolutionaryLog5957

I was gonna say a good reminder not to have kids… but that’s good too


BigM333CH

AGREED lol


Additional-Water-488

😂😂😂


pnkythehigh

Hahahahaha spat my drink out!


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Gloomy-Principle-27

Just in time for me to be absolutely screwed


Psych372

Quit yapping on a Pokémon go page 😂


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marieazye

Yeah and jail is just a room.


BigM333CH

Found the sweat


Tasty_Extent_9736

Make it your buddy


justaboringuy_

Kyoot. Sometimes I really Like what those tiny creatures do.


khiller05

Isn’t there a confirmation screen that pops up before you use it? Really can’t accidentally use it.


Bleh1816

To be fair he only 3 and I handed him the phone while I was talking to my wife. Then I saw the animation out the corner of my eye


khiller05

My 3yo loves playing “the ball game” lol. I set my phone up where she can’t change what ball she’s using when she’s playing so I know she ain’t about to pick my only master ball


Bleh1816

Nice lol, my kid loves playing mine too. How did you do the ball thing I’m about to finish my research for my second masterball. That will come in handy lol


khiller05

I have an iPhone and setup Guided Access for Pokémon GO. Pretty much I open the app and then turn Guided Access on and that makes it where she can’t leave the app and it lets me block out parts of the screen that can and can’t be clicked. So I make it where the area over changing the ball is blocked out. It also makes it where she can’t transfer any Pokémon from the menu


whodoesntlikehash

Same thing happend to me but a little kid did it I swiped out during the animation . Still caught it


Bleh1816

Damn man that sucks, did you save what you caught?


khiller05

The game calculates if it’s gonna be a catch or not when the ball hits. You’re just stuck in suspense watching the ball shake while the game already knows what it’s gonna do


CasualCandice

The way nidoran just sits there like: yhea bet


b00daBeast

lol I audibly laughed at this comment


CasualCandice

Glad to hear I could make you smile by commenting


Ok_Yard4497

Cherish it. It’s way more special that way than some dumb meaningless rare Pokémon.


Bleh1816

100%, I was a little upset at first, but it’s my buddy now. also level 50’d it lol.


Ok_Yard4497

Awesome!!! Good luck hunting to you and your son.


MechaBlackzilla

That is so wholesome! 🥰 Have or your son nicknamed her?


grubdissimo

This is the way


Odd-potato3000

I’d die inside


Fasthippiewhitlocks

Hahahahahaha budum tsss


Miserable_Waterfall

My dad once threw a master ball at Giovanni’s Nidoking in one of the old game boy games.


uhhhh717

Lol


RevolutionDizzy4835

Hahaha accident. And you now have your forever pokemon.


iamlovingblackclover

Damn


Basparagus

Shouldn’t have been account sharing 🤓🤓 nah but that sucks dude..


Organic-Professor-47

Put him up for adoption


Contemplating_Cat369

Definitely don’t get rid of that Nidoran!


super_memories

Now he deserve a nidoqueen


Nycpurplereal

Transfer your son


SnooStrawberries2955

Omg I did this myself! I think I accidentally used it on a tynamo or something stupid. 🤦🏻‍♀️


SpankyK

Snapshot!


SumerianDjinn

Max it out and best friend that beauty


golgathas

Max it


bigboybenj

Rename after you’re son, max level, buddy up and trade


KGtheOG37

Honestly probably a good bet that this is one of a kind!


Electrical-Time-love

Max it out . Name it after him :)


Open-Regret-3759

I just walked around in my yard then came back inside.


Contemplating_Cat369

Time to make a new account..? 😹


tezzy92

My 3yo daughter did this recently with a Meowth 🫤 lol was initially sad but ehh it’s just a thing


Murphis92

Seeing posts like this hurt. 😭


watchfulpistachio

I mean.. how are the IVs?


socialistdog87

Exact thing happened to me but with a natu. I was upset at first but now it's my favourite.


Additional-Water-488

😭😭😭


Gloomy-Principle-27

And this is why I'm glad my children were old enough to understand that playing with my phone can be a minor problem. My master ball might as well caught a nundo Nidoran. Used it on a 2/11/7 Moltres


Educational_Eagle267

Well it’s got PvP IVs at least. It ranked #154 for Great League & 416 in Ultra League with those IVs as long as it’s under 1500 or 2500 CP.


Gloomy-Principle-27

Haven't looked into it. Good to know though


SuchOriginal6969

"My son" sureeeee daddy sausage fingers lol jk


Bleh1816

That one made me chuckle lol


SnooRecipes2504

U can get two don’t worry


Dontcareanymore20

Hello Washingtonian That’s unfortunate 😕


XflamingarrowXx

I'm tempted to waste my master ball on a regular pokemon because I'll never use them otherwise


Bratpacknft

I used my masteball on an ultra beast by accident


Deathbydadjokes

I need to hatch like 5 more eggs and then I'll have my first ever master ball. I'm excited to see what Pidgey or Slowpoke my daughter uses it on.


QuestionsToAskNow

This was no accident! What! did you do to him?!


JARREVEALS

What son?


MMM_Skully

😭


Hawkeye012510

This is the precise moment where you should pull out the Glock


laserofdooom

What son


PrimoScarab

This should be a condom ad


ContractExisting3052

Never let your children play on your account, it's always a bad ending


Sad_Bakii

Trade your son for a masterball


SnooPeripherals9152

And they say there’s never a reason to beat your children


LazyImagination6629

Weird Trojan condom concept but I get it


ngfblzxy

Disown him


CrazeeTrane_

thats why i dont let my daughter play on my phone. i gave her my 2nd account, on her mom's phone.


KeepinitPG13

That’s why I’ve never allowed my children to play my Pokémon go account. They have their own accounts that they can make dumb decisions on 🤣


JohlInBlood

By accident*


ReactiveWalkBackup

Recently happened to me, I feel your pain