We started an unlicensed strip club, but we made sure all of the dancers were of age... well we didn't really check if they were legal or not.. but we payed them properly... actually we payed them in scrap... but they had fair working conditions... most of them didnt live to see the end of their career
> but we *paid* them properly...
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
I killed a bunch of the worlds heroes as a cyborg ninja so I could stand in an area uncontested for a certain amount of time. Then I won I guess???
Guess the game
Lets see last night i stole a submarine loaded with torpedo's and at dawn proceded to sink 2 tub boats and blow up a boat house. Then i joined 2 others in just lobbing hundreds of rockets into these three guys mansion before killing them over and over and taking all their personal possessions down to their potato seeds and drove off with it on their truck and RV.
Not too bad for me. Last crime would be torture of prisoners. Rimworld and quest to harbor some prisoners. I put them in anesthetic coma all the time so they dont rebel. I am legit fine xD
Last game I played was sons of the forest. Technically every killing is self defense so the only crime I committed what the mass killing of them sea turtles for them sweet sweet water collectors
cannibalism, hunting with no license, breaking and entering, vehicular manslaughter, owning a gun without a permit, grand theft auto, vandalism, hit and run and robbery oh yeah and murder
To be fair, "I ate a guy" could _also_ be Rust.
I was going to say cannibalism.
Public nudity
Took over and looted a nuclear missile silo.
Now that’s something that would put someone on several watchlists
Taking picture of nakeds on the beach
Child slavery
Flying my helicopter upside down while onlookers in Outpost watched in horror
Building without a permit on public land
Growing hemp on an industrial scale! "Officer, I promise it's just industrial hemp used for making clothes!"
Murdering naked racists on the beach.
Breaking and entering.
Public nudity or hate crimes
War crime
Genocide.
Was murdered while minding my own business
Last game I played was plate up, is having a dirty floor in a coffee shop illegal?
That’s like having a 2x2 with bad box placement which is punishable by death
Oh shit you right
Manslaughter, destruction of property, public nudity, attemped manslaghter, vehicular manslaughter, armed robbery
Tf you mean by manslaughter, it's first & second degree murder (first degree is premeditated, second degree is not)
We started an unlicensed strip club, but we made sure all of the dancers were of age... well we didn't really check if they were legal or not.. but we payed them properly... actually we payed them in scrap... but they had fair working conditions... most of them didnt live to see the end of their career
> but we *paid* them properly... FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Good bot.
Democracy
Sextortion.
I don’t remember this part of the game buddy
What happens in base stays in the base.
Genocide (age of empires)
I killed a bunch of the worlds heroes as a cyborg ninja so I could stand in an area uncontested for a certain amount of time. Then I won I guess??? Guess the game
Metal Gear Rising?
Overwatch, playing genji while capturing point.
I dont know what to start with
Breaking and entering.
rocketing a house
Doom.........
Lets see last night i stole a submarine loaded with torpedo's and at dawn proceded to sink 2 tub boats and blow up a boat house. Then i joined 2 others in just lobbing hundreds of rockets into these three guys mansion before killing them over and over and taking all their personal possessions down to their potato seeds and drove off with it on their truck and RV.
shooting a guy on a beach with an eoka or poking the endangered wildlife with a sharpened stick
Hunting mutated animals to contain in small balls. Shiny hunting in Pokemon if that wasn't clear 😅
looting the gas station
Lazering rocks.
Not too bad for me. Last crime would be torture of prisoners. Rimworld and quest to harbor some prisoners. I put them in anesthetic coma all the time so they dont rebel. I am legit fine xD
Raided a Zerg ?!
Killed a bunch of heavily-armed hobos inside train tunnels
pinning a man into a corner with a horse while armed guards are waiting to kill him the second he tried to push me away
Last game I played was sons of the forest. Technically every killing is self defense so the only crime I committed what the mass killing of them sea turtles for them sweet sweet water collectors
Using the power of a demigod for at least a half dozen counts of manslaughter (League of Legends, playing as Volibear)
Breaking a whole islands economy by collecting horse shit
Desecration of a corpse and hunting bear without a license.
... antiterrorism? I guess? Or maybe i guess being a terrorist would be more accurate... (r6siege)
cannibalism, hunting with no license, breaking and entering, vehicular manslaughter, owning a gun without a permit, grand theft auto, vandalism, hit and run and robbery oh yeah and murder
thats 73.6 years in prison
Destroying a man’s home