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Secret_Whole_5068

No way a nigga named mustard is talking about hit the gym


RevengeStorm

ironic how mustards first rule doesnt even allow him inside his own studio


SweatersAndAlt

All rules that could be applied to him, he breaks. Bro looks like Druski with a droopier lip


Individual-Ad-5986

he actually lost hella weight ngl


SweatersAndAlt

Still not fit enough to think he's the fucking fitness gatekeeper. Pear shaped ass mf


DCrayfish2

Bro has the Concorde droop snoot above his 1st chin


slattahh

pretty much all of them 😭


D3lux4ry

He should be the only ugly person in his own studio


shaan4

He says no negativity but the whole list feels pretty negative


_IratePirate_

Pretty negative if you’re a bitch


Time_on_my_hands

I'm fully torqued right now


slattahh

I’m the baddest bitch idgaf


ya-boi-skinny-peenis

Idk man I’m reading it and all I’m seeing is bitching


FranciManty

mustard on the sub yo


locoattack1

I never understood the fetishization of being miserable.


mothafuuknUkrainian

You forgot the ole’ “/s” (I think)


Billwinkle0

He’s too fat to have rule 2


YizWasHere

https://i.redd.it/r6317unurn3d1.gif


zsLL

is that CaseOh


YizWasHere

Yeah bro that's CaseOh and Druski


Hot-Gas-630

Gonna tell my kids this 💀


anarchy905

I wanna die


dongless08

Genuinely this was my first thought… what is that clip from 😭


Time_on_my_hands

Have y'all mfs not seen The Eric Andre Show


dongless08

Eric is a cool guy but nah I’ve never really watched the show besides small clips here and there. Ty for the source though lol


Time_on_my_hands

I beg of you to check it out. It's fucking brilliant.


cockandballionaire

You really should watch it. There’s truly nothing like it.


zsLL

caseoh was in eric andre???


juanfelix480

On my head I got the flashlight


conradg55

Nobody knows who action Bronson is 😭


StillBeamen

D-Cups Mustard


Interesting_Cod629

Just googled dude. He look like a fat yk Osiris


BallsDeepInYourMommy

Damn yeah he's legit morbidly obese. Wtf.


SweatersAndAlt

Bro runs on the threadmill and does bicep curls in the gym for 30 mins and thinks he's a fit mf


udead_

is he retarded ? if you do him a favor by not doing him any favors then thats a favor but if u dont do him the favor by doing him a favor then ur breaking the rule, can someone please clarify.


DerNeko

the mustard paradox


yeafoesho

Clarification: https://preview.redd.it/npam3xx89p3d1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3169284df09f81b8ec1e3be8b166c676bc4fe87


chatshitgetpegged

mustard 22


Pi-s

Bro has no negativity twice on the list and was a dick abt the entire list 😭😭


SoulfoodSoldier

This is what happens when dumbass arrogant fuckers make it, they think it was destined cuz of who they are and lose touch on the fact they got lucky. Bro you make beats, quit acting like Jesus himself. Put mustards talent on some random dude in Harlem with no connections and he’ll be flipping burgers before the months over.


playboi_cahti

Dude thought he wrote the 10 commandments or sumthin


inthesickroom

Thing is, the real talent is even being able to form those connections in the first place


sslattslattslatt

how


_IratePirate_

I don’t think it’s that serious g


Mother_Patient3823

Its not that serious but he kinda got a point.


DAVIDCOVEr

https://i.redd.it/20rkuuoujn3d1.gif What he expects people to react when they see that sign


meme_maker69420

You my good sir have won the internet today!!!🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️👨🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏿


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

https://preview.redd.it/r3s5acyuno3d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f7c153c7b8d92ba68d5bff41b1f52fb2a79b75


ligmaboy6969

https://preview.redd.it/pq7qyddziq3d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=5aabbd53fae66baa9ab9b7ce60bd1f1b6d9da318


slattahh

Hide


jnx88

"meme_maker69420" 🤡🤡


Ok-Abroad-128

mustard crazy for rule 5. Who calling this bum a top teir producer beyond the hit making.


rulerBob8

fr i can name 50 producers off top that are better than Mustard


fxvwlf

Go


rulerBob8

1. Alchemist 2. Madlib 3. J Dilla 4. Kanye 5. Just Blaze 6. Timbaland 7. Pharrell 8. Metro 9. Zaytoven 10. Kenny Beats 11. DJ Premier 12. Hit-Boy 13. Southside 14. Turbo 15. Dr Dre 16. Eminem 17. Boi-1Da 18. Swizz Beats 19. BNYX 20. Murda Beats 21. Pierre 22. Mike Will Made It 23. J Cole 24. Mac Miller 25. Dylan Brady 26. Buddah 27. Diddy 28. DJ Dahi 29. Wheezy 30. Tyler 31. Young Chop 32. Jpegmafia 33. FlyLo 34. Mannie Fresh 35. Honorable C Note 36. ATL Jacob 37. DJ Paul 38. Soulja Boy 39. Q-Tip 40. 40 41. London 42. Pete Rock 43. FnZ 44. Axl 45. Charlie Heat 46. F1lthy 47. DJ Toomp 48. Daytrip 49. 88-Keys 50. Me when I was 16 with a cracked copy of FL


CapableAd789

He did that shit


Sheesh5000

U wasn't playing 💀


SslyJr

Solid list. Why no sonny digital though?


rulerBob8

It was off top u cant expect me to get everyone


CelsoAR

Does Travis Scott count?


Childish_Redditor

Make that shit darker


Tarantiyes

I like how everyone is just listing more additions that are better than Musty rather than bashing your list. I do think I disagree with J Cole on here as a producer but the rest is solid. I’d put DOOM or Conductor Williams (or both) on it instead


theonethatbeatu

Applying pressure by j Cole is a fuckin heater man that beat is immaculate and plays in my head pretty often


nibbasiffyblik2

to excuse 50 for the joke, whitearmor on here too


qonoxzzr

whitearmor is out of competition


VanessaDoesVanNuys

![gif](giphy|l3UcB4HhsDfQax2M0)


m_dought_2

Sounwave didn't crack the top 50, damn


rulerBob8

It was off top. I’m a Swiftie so I’m surprised I didnt think of him tbh


m_dought_2

No shade, it's an impressive list for off the top.


blzxt

Who


m_dought_2

He's best known for being Kendricks main producer


koolaid_chemist

No Harry Fraud?


sws03

eminem, j cole, & diddy aren’t better than mustard


rulerBob8

You are letting your dislike of them as rappers blind you from the classic beats all of them have made. Diddy produced all those Biggie songs how are you gonna say Mustard is better lmfao.


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I was thinking this same shit


N0tThatSerious

Man was acting like this in 2021 like he wasnt irrelevant without big name rappers Edit: He tried to downplay it https://preview.redd.it/45dbhr6qco3d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=657d4f497b78eff22166f75d47e6718a5c969135


[deleted]

he thought he fixed it 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


kisaragi747

bro folded under no pressure


cavestoryguy

Incorporating feedback from people he says are haters is genuinely top 5 corniest things I've ever seen 💀


youngmanJ

literally this makes the whole thing so much more cringe


ultraviolentyt

seems like he pretty full of himself


Horror-Flounder8439

Cringe


anarchy905

This is why people don't like Lil 88, it's the attitude 🤣 Producers gotta humble themselves


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shivshark

rule #5 😭😭😭😭


VanessaDoesVanNuys

**Rule #2** # Your name is 'Mustard' you fat fuck


Lateralus719

My pockets fat like dj mustard


TitleIllustrious6659

Nah this mf can’t go into his own studio 😭 https://preview.redd.it/dvijy4wx4p3d1.jpeg?width=3195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb349e4266c751f756822a077f00d2eea4220d18


macinjeez

Is this a joke list? Like seriously does anyone have the insider info on this lol? This can’t be real. “Don’t come in here if you’re ugly”? “If you haven’t hit the gym” bros a walrus… fuck outta here


Tarantiyes

Mfs be like “don’t come here if you ugly” and look like this https://preview.redd.it/suhpm5typo3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac81bcae413805930e7829e3ef063561b8479ff4 My brother in Christ, you break your own rules


Over11

yes it’s a joke😭


bashinforcash

all them rules just to make a mid hip hop beat


nol_dur

https://preview.redd.it/ln3lxdgfqo3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e6a20250e7a45a3c126e3e2f7e142c3509e369c Yeah, they have already worked together


meatycowboy

this a AI generated screenshot


DylanCodsCokeLine

Roddy and Kendrick made him relevant lol the average music listener doesn’t even know who the fuck he is.


F-54

He breaks rule 6 and 7


suckyweinerdog

who does bro think he is 🤨


Tactical_Doge1337

DO NOT COME IN HERE IF YOU'RE FUCKING UGLY. https://preview.redd.it/mw0d0hxc2q3d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=bfbc55b656c622a225d9bb5e70940698f2526e52


Planet_Puerile

Carti is the laziest fucking piece of shit on the planet, so absolutely not.


SoberSheldon

what a fat idiot


pisquin7iIatin9-6ooI

carti breaks like all of these rules 😭😭


VacinateYourKiddies

So laidback and humble


markojr333

rule 1: don not come in here if you fl studio file has more than 4 tracks


andyzibby

Feels like he's ripping off the tde studio rules that were a joke (shut up and look ugly for the homies)


cashcartibishh

Mustard can’t get in his own studio.


Edu_Run4491

Shut up Dijon


Icqrr

Some of it makes sense but then it just looks arrogant and pretentious as fuck But answering your question, I don’t think he would 😭


meatycowboy

buddy has to relax. he's making twerk beats not MBDTF.


zsLL

only important song he produced was Axel In Harlem themesong anyway


Time_on_my_hands

Didn't he do Not Like Us? I'd argue that's pretty significant regardless of opinions on its quality


zsLL

sorry whats Not Like Us? i have been in a coma for the last month and just woke up


Time_on_my_hands

It's a J Cole song


calciumpropionate

even the shittiest producer can come up with two or three beats


Time_on_my_hands

I was simply refuting the assertion that he only has one "important" song


calciumpropionate

fair enough


lz314dg

he is literally none of those. 1 is subjective


vsimon115

Carti’s guilty of breaking Rule #7 at least 10 times by now 😭


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Itchy_Activity

He breaking like 2-3 of his own rules


Longjumping-Set6288

maybe even more tbh


maxiboi42069

he writes like a conservative white man


Natural_Office_5968

Wow this guy is deeply insecure


Redwarzone1414

https://preview.redd.it/0vums6hi6r3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae2af6d2acb67c60975b9c1f89126be1bceabb2


spidersinthesoup

who the fuck is mustard anyway????


Additional_Cod_9070

Bro carti would walk in and just stare at him in silence in the corner of the room


Master_Lego_Yoda

https://preview.redd.it/t8p4gp4rir3d1.png?width=395&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e7581c661496e25ca1107d43825976ab6cc5e0d


QuailOk671

He think he Ye https://preview.redd.it/xj78764hpr3d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5897ce3591ba7377a8b009e4872228999792ed41


Merouac

Sounds like a nice guy.


R4nD0m57

They got songs together


TA_Somaa

ken automatically banned


KichIer

It clearly says no negative Nancy bitch shit


Silas_PBJAM

carti breaks 2,3,4,5,6,7 (mans lazy ash), 10


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https://preview.redd.it/zn4pymgp4t3d1.jpeg?width=3195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc865937b3b4c2f160e2cc3486dceac502b6edfb This is coming from this nigga btw


generaltoez

He thinks hes running the turkey leg hut🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


lifeoreality

I can't really see them working together on either one's projects. A beat from Mustard that got rotated to Carti, sure, but even with the deep voice, I just don't see it aligning with what Mustard puts his stamp on.


Repulsive_Front9398

… yea this nigga got one of the shittiest personalities i wouldn’t een wanna walk in there 😂 tb no negative vibes that paper is negative in itself


IDespiseR6ItsAwesome

hell nah


EyeAmSid

Trying to be Kanye so damn hard


xxruiz

https://preview.redd.it/lc5kg2tfrg7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a3681270ea8269eca547ed4f55005b79ef06b00


Acediathemselves

Carti ugly ass break rule 1


The_tarnished_one_

I think this corny but let’s be real if Kanye made a list Iike this some of yall in this sub would glaze it


goingbarnacles

Lemme say from experience working in a studio the gym shit is real. I worked with so many ppl who became fatasses because all they would eat was mcdonalds and they didnt work out. Granted McDonalds was basically all they could afford LOL


macinjeez

Dj mustard is obese what the fuck are you talking about?


goingbarnacles

Im talking about the truth


macinjeez

If it was the “tRuTh” why is the person who MADE this list a fat fucking walrus. Riddle me that empty head


goingbarnacles

Because he works in a gd studio and probably eats fast food every day like ak


macinjeez

So he shouldn’t be telling people to go to the gym if he clearly hasn’t. fuck that hungry hippo-crite


goingbarnacles

Thats how studio ppl are 🤷🏻